HP told my dad to hit you after school

Isa was beaming knowing that Snape had voted for her, and she didn't care if the cat ears popped out intermittently, because Snape would stand up suddenly and pull her hood up to cover it.

Halloween in the third grade was as lively as ever, and the school invited the ghost drama troupe to perform.

The ghost repertory troupe is composed of a group of ghosts who are extremely bored and love drama after death. They performed a drama about the tragic love between a wizard and a wizard in the middle ages. Broken hands and feet—

The juniors couldn't bear to look directly, some girls screamed in fright, Dumbledore covered his face, and Snape's eyes were blank.

After Dumbledore was killed by him, he fell from the tower and broke his hands and feet.

Isa held his clenched hands under the table, and her tail grew quietly, resting on his knees, and the tip of the fluffy tail comforted him with sweeping sweeps.Snape stared back blankly, wrenched her hands away, and stretched out his arms to lift her hood over her popping ears.

"I'm not that sentimental, watch your show, and take care of your cat disease." Snape put his hands on his knees again after skillfully lifting his hat, but unexpectedly touched his tail.

Isa smiled and flicked her tail to tease him, Snape had to hold down the fur tail, drew out his wand, and silently recited a counter-curse to remove her tail.

Isa is very sorry, not everyone will grow a fluffy cat tail, and not every cat will have the opportunity to be touched by the professor.

Because of unexpected circumstances, both Isa and Snape missed the ending. When they finished handling the cat ears and tail, the students had already started to applaud the curtain call.

Dumbledore was due to speak as usual.However, this time he blew up a big thunder.

"Someone gave me a booklet, and I think it's very interesting." Dumbledore held up a booklet with a white cover, and Scarlett gasped, "On it are the top ten students who were voted by all our classmates. The most attractive girl at Hogwarts."

"We have that sample book now!!!" Scarlett covered her mouth and whispered, "How did it get into his hands?!"

Before the list of goddesses was announced, the finished book was in the hands of the principal, which surprised the students.

However, Dumbledore was very interested, and he chose to announce the results by himself: "I like to announce the list or the list of rewards the most. It's highly anticipated and appetite is whetted. Then, I will report from No.10——"

The auditorium fell silent.Except for a few teachers with stiff faces, the students waited with bated breath.

"No. 10—" Dumbledore read, "Bellatrix Black! Thirty-seven votes!"

As the number of rankings and votes increased, everyone discovered the problem.

Last time, when the number of votes on the male god list reached the top five, it started to stalemate, and the difference in votes between each person was no more than 5 votes.After all, there are few students in Hogwarts, and the ticket distance cannot be widened.

But this time No.2 Lily Evans was able to dump No.3 Narcissa by 50 votes!

"It is said that this is because Gryffindor heard that our Slytherins voted for you, so Potter also mobilized Gryffindors to vote for Evans." Sha said that she was sitting next to Lucius when she was watching the show, and she jumped back as soon as Dumbledore spoke.

The top of the list has not yet been announced. Dumbledore deliberately paused for a while. There is no Isa in the first 9 names, and many people are secretly looking at her.Isa moved uncomfortably, feeling so nervous that her ears were about to pop out again.

Snape stretched out his hand, patted her on the back lightly, and said in a low voice, "Don't let such boring things control your heart."

Isa suppressed the scratching cat in her heart and asked Snape quietly: "If I'm not the first..."

Snape glanced at her, eyes bright.

"It won't affect my liking for you."

Isa squinted her eyes with a smile, Snape looked calm, and pushed her head back: "Stop listening to the result."

"No. 1 is—" Dumbledore announced loudly, "Isabella Lytherin!"

Slytherin will applaud whenever the word "Slytherin" is reported.This time they were as excited as if they had won the Academy Cup, clapping and tapping on the table and stomping their feet.

Isa kept smiling, nodded to everyone who congratulated, and danced wildly in her heart:

In front of the whole school, I was named the school belle!

Dumbledore smiled and clapped, then pressed his hands down to signal silence: "Seeing this list, I have an idea."

The students gradually silenced and looked up at him.

"I heard that there is also a list of the most popular boys at Hogwarts?" Dumbledore took out another booklet with a black cover from his pocket, and Isa recognized that it was a male booklet that every girl had. Shenbang, "Since your favorite [-] people are here, then, as the principal, can I expect these [-] people to bring a wonderful performance to our teachers and students on Christmas Eve?"

Yisha and Narcissa, the two on the list, opened their mouths slightly, they didn't expect him to be waiting here!

"The last play at Hogwarts was 70 years ago, and I've heard that the traditional Christmas play was canceled because a groundhog used as a prop for the show gnawed through the floor of the Great Hall... Past actors The selection of the list is done through school-wide voting and actor self-recommendation like this list. And the director and screenwriter are generally taken by No.1 on the list. Therefore, this time, following the tradition, the No. [-] boy list and No. [-] girl on the list as director and screenwriter—"

There was an uproar underneath.

"Principal!!!" Yisha almost broke down and shouted loudly, "He graduated first in the list of male gods!!!! And he is going to visit Turkey this Christmas!!!"

The students who were originally excited were thrown a bucket of cold water on their heads, remembering that the male god Minister Fu they had chosen seemed to be very busy.

What should I do?

"You can make the second place in the list of male gods!" Someone said.

Standing on "Rolls Royce" (Lorenz X Isa) this pair of CPs are getting crazy!Misty Grass official candy! ! !

Yisha's eyes are completely dead, and she wants to organize a theatrical performance when she is a school belle! ! !What kind of school belle is this! ! !

"Tom isn't here..." Dumbledore regretted, "Then..."

Lorenz straightened his back slightly, and glanced secretly at Isa, who took the initiative to put his hands on her head, and Snape helped her pull up the front of her clothes, to prevent her from collapsing instantly and popping out her ears and tails.

Most of Lorenz's fans are Isahei, and they stare at Isa who is covering her head strangely.

"Then let the number one in the female list act as director and screenwriter!" Dumbledore decided easily.

Isa pressed her head tightly with a "bang", Snape touched a fur tail, and even a few cat's whiskers faintly appeared on her face for a moment.

Isa is in pain!

She collapsed!

Heartbroken!

She will direct and act in a play within two months!

Integrate the students of the four colleges who fight each other when they meet!

They are also the most arrogant gods and goddesses!

How could she let the hijacker and Lucius act together! ! !

The key point is that Lucius is very busy. He has to prepare for the NEWS exam, which determines that his roles should be few and easy to perform, but the importance cannot be reduced! ! !Otherwise, fans will rebel!

Isa wished she hadn't been at the party!

Snape finally tucked his tail back, patted Isa's shoulder sympathetically, and gloated a little.

Almost everyone looked at Yisha, with the expectations of fans, the jealousy and injustice of Heizi, and even more suspicion and indifference.

Isa straightened her back.

The strange thing is that no matter how flustered she was in her heart, she calmed down on the surface.The body and soul reacted and separated, and the ears and tail were quietly hidden in the body.

Everyone, whether looking forward to or watching a good show, saw a calm Miss Slytherin with slightly raised lips.

Calm and confident.

Snape just felt empty-handed.The fur tail he was holding just now disappeared, and he turned to look at Isa, and found that she was looking at the rostrum calmly, with her eyes looking directly at Dumbledore.

I accept the challenge.Her expression said so.

Snape, who was gloating a little at first, was taken aback by how quickly she adjusted his mentality.It seemed that it wasn't her who was so frightened that the ear and tail popped out, but another person called first fool or second fool.

She who is so calm is like a mature person with a turbulent heart, but on the surface she is used to calm and calm.Faced with the weight of expectations and doubts, she straightened her back, took two steps forward and took the initiative to carry it.

Snape remembered saying this in the book introducing the Animagus:

What humans and animals have in common is intuition.This is a sharp weapon that relies on genetics to increase the survival rate of organisms.

However, in the long course of evolution, various intuitions of human beings have been continuously weakened, and they are obviously weaker than animals at present.Correspondingly, humans have evolved a well-developed brain.Precisely because human beings have developed reason to a height that animals cannot reach, everything that requires intuition can be replaced by rational thinking.Hunting no longer needs to smell smells and perceive danger. Reason will carefully consider the environment, physical strength and tools, and even the hunting success rate of using reason is higher than using intuition.

The key to Animagus is not to transform the body into an animal form, but how to use the animal body while still retaining human reason.

So the success of Animagus depends on whether the wizard has a strong mind.

Isha was irrational when she tried the Animagus.All she cares about is impulsive emotions, so she can't control her animal form freely, and when she gets excited, or loses her mind, she will turn into a cat-eared girl.

But she finally encountered this opportunity that allowed her to regain her sanity.Under the heavy pressure, she who valued honor the most, or in other words, the most vain, instantly regained her sense of responsibility as an adult.

So the adult part of her finally fully woke up.

The difference between adults and girls is not IQ, but experience.Through suffocating anticipation, isolation at her most helpless, and countless failures, large and small, that eventually became routine, she became an adult.

Isa was still calm. She stopped looking directly at the principal, turned to look at the long table of the college, and met every student who dared to look at her, pushing back all the contempt and jealousy, and forcing the grievances to change their minds. open sight.

When Snape finally met her dark eyes, he felt numb.

This is the meeting of two equal adult souls.

There is no longer the eagerness and care that always existed when she looked at him, and there is also that subtle hint of flattery that is not easy to detect.The heir now bearing the Slytherin name was making the simplest announcement.

The success of her dialogue drama is inevitable.

Yisha felt that since she took over the task of drama, she has more fans.

But she is very busy now.She is rushing to work on a new notebook with group discussion functions, and on the other hand, she is still contacting her father, asking him to quickly name her "X-note", and apply for a patent for a communication notebook nicknamed "X-note".

The basic configuration of Chaben refers to QQ. Each notebook only accepts the magic frequency of the owner, and has a unique serial number, that is, the Chacha number.At present, forkbooks can be used for instant writing communication, group conversations, creating groups and adding friends, etc.

In order to save money, Yisha also made a replaceable cover for a fee, but she asked her father to contact the painter and designer to design a notebook cover that makes people willing to buy it. It can be collected, and one cover is one bag. Especially, there are limited edition covers that are sold at sky-high prices during the New Year and holidays...

Now she is working overtime to produce the first batch of fork books, a total of 18 copies, and all of them are distributed to the drama crew members for free, just to make it easier for the crew members to contact.

As a result, the whole school exploded when the book was published.

People keep coming to ask where they sell, and couples ask the most.Some show off (such as a certain big black dog); some are in the same crew as the favorite goddess, and take the opportunity to start using a fork and start to be like the later generation's silk, good morning, good morning, good night, good night (such as Zhan); A certain pair of out-of-group dogs went too far, staring at the book and giggling all day long (Lu Mou Na)!

Isa began assigning tasks after handing out the forkbook for them to play for two days.

Ego is pure white (group leader): Everyone is there?

Walking into flat feet: yes:)

I am pure white: who is flat feet?Please consciously change the remarks when entering the group

Walking into flat feet: I will sit next to you!You actually asked me to change the note! ! !

I hold pure white: ... Narcissa, speak well and don't pinch me casually.

Walking into flat feet: deserve it.Where is the note changed?

I hold pure white: upper right corner

narcissa: oh ok

I am pure white: yes

Prongs: The group owner himself did not change the remarks

Padfoot: What kind of nickname do you have for a fool, what the hell is I holding pure white?

Prongs: What is a fool? ! hhhhhhhhhhh Slytherin, your nickname is so stupid? !

Padfoot: When she was a child, she also said that if her father gave her a younger sister, she would call them Aisha and Sansa, two fools and three fools hhhhhhhh

[Prongs are banned by the administrator for 5 minutes]

[Padfoot was banned by the administrator for 5 minutes]

Isha: Oh, who silenced me?

Half-Blood Prince (Administrator): Me.

Isabella: ah ah ah Severus

Flash into a first-class star: How can I be promoted to an administrator?

Isabella: Only good kids who change their names have this chance.First-class stars, are you and [Shopping into Flat Feet] a couple's name?

Narcissa: Lucy!

Flash into first-class star: Sissy!

Favorite shark tooth: 噫

One hundred and one hundred lilies: Hey

McLeod is the most handsome: tsk.

Isabella: Those who were blinded by the above, please consciously change the notes:)

Severus: How long can you choose the silence period?

Isabella: 1 minute, 5 minutes, 15 minutes, half an hour, an hour, a day, and kick out the group.

Severus: Itchy hands.

Narcissa: Lighting the wax for the silent duo

Lily: Isa~

Isabella: Lily (>w<*)/

Lily: Is the script ready?

Isabella: Of course it's settled.

[Isha uploaded the group file "The Story of Three Brothers"]

Lucius: The story of the three Peverell brothers?

Isabella: Yeah

Lily: Is this a traditional wizarding folktale?

Isabella: Equivalent to the status of "Snow White" in the childhood of ordinary people

Lily: gotit

Thomas: The story is well chosen, but in the end the script needs to be adapted by you, right?

Isabella: Exactly, but I already have roles settled on. @james

James: Ehhhhhhhh the time for silence is up (snotty you wait!!!

Isabella: You play the third child.

James: Huh? !

Isabella: I'm playing the fiancée of the second child

Thomas: Is that too hasty?Why is it so easy to decide on the protagonist?

Isabella: Because we are the descendants of the serious Peverell family :)

Thomas: ... was caught off guard and showed his pedigree

Narcissa: Fiancee?The one who died once?Ahhh so cunning!I want to play a serious couple with Lucy! ! !

Lucius: It's okay Sissy >3<

Narcissa: Hmm >3<

Isabella: ...Don't worry, you will be a couple =,_=

Sirius: Is the script ready?

Isabella: The outline is there, the details and roles are undecided.

Bellatrix: I am more concerned about whether Lauder will participate in QAQ

Isabella: ...no

Bellatrix: QAAAAAAQ

Severus: So why am I in the group.

James: Exactly!Why is he at the bottom of the list of male gods also in the group? !

Isabella: Make up for my father, he will play an important role, and in my heart Severus is number one on the list of male gods, No.8 please consciously shut up.

Sirius: What I'm most curious about right now is, since you're playing the second fiancée, who will play the second?

Lily: Yes! !

Narcissa: Whoever plays the role will be torn apart by Isha's fans......

Bellatrix: Does Isha have someone in mind?

Isabella: =_,=Not yet, it is because of this that I am entangled

Thomas: how do you see me

Bellatrix: Who are you?

Sirius: Exactly, what corner did you jump out of?With such a silly name, I still want to pick on my brother (someone named Thomas in the list of male gods???

Lucius: ...his last name is Lorenz.

Bellatrix: Oh, the second one dropped by our Lauder PK.

Isabella: You don't even remember people's last names.

Severus: Is memory necessary?

Lily: Don't be like this, she is No.2 anyway.

Narcissa: If you are only second, dare to miss us Yisha

Bellatrix: Believe it or not, we Lauder teach you how to be human :)

Sirius: The loser who had leeks in his ears last time won second place by winking at the little girl. If Malfoy wasn't single, you wouldn't even be able to secure the second place

James: ...You guys are so united at this moment when your surname is Blake

Sirius: Who the hell united with them!

Bellatrix: Who the hell is united with him!

[Song of the Ocean joins the group "Hogwarts' best-looking group of psychopaths"]

[Stay silent and join the group "Hogwarts' best-looking group of psychopaths"]

Regulus: ...brother.

Narcissa: Little Lei Gu is here?Our No.9>w<Awesome!

Schutz: Hello, seniors, my name is Schutz Heimer

Lily: The Hufflepuff first year?

Bellatrix: Ooooh that cute lady!

Isabella: Beware of scaring people

private chat

Half-Blood Prince

[New Signature: Take a break after saving the world and hang out with the trolls]

I hold pure white (remark name added by the Half-Blood Prince: Little Troll)

[New signature: Fuck, what happened to my scum in La Liga this year? !I do not care!If my emperor wins the championship, I will buy a tuxedo for the professor! ]

Half-Blood Prince: Isa

I am pure white: hey

Half-Blood Prince: What am I playing?

Ego Pure White: I think... the one that suits you best, Grim Reaper.

Half-Blood Prince: Oh.Who will play the second child? You won't really let Lorenz play it, will you?

Ego is pure white: how is it possible.

Half-Blood Prince: He absolutely can't, you promise me, you can't let him play the second child

Ego is pure white: Why are you so intense all of a sudden. ... vinegar? =w=

Half-Blood Prince: (writing)

Half-Blood Prince: Don't overthink it

Half-Blood Prince: Your dad wouldn't want to see him play your fiancé and patriarch

Half-Blood Prince: Stop talking nonsense

I hold pure white: refresh the screen, you write so fast!

Half-Blood Prince: Do you have a choice?

I am pure white: ... Regulus

Half-Blood Prince: Well, yes

Ego is pure white: melancholic temperament is more suitable, and the possibility of being torn apart is small

I am pure white: it happens that his brother Sirius plays the boss.

Half-Blood Prince: And I'm responsible for taking their lives away

Ego is pure white: Yes!Are you happy!

Half-Blood Prince: Cool

Half-Blood Prince: When do you Muggle studies end?

I am pure white: soon

Half-Blood Prince: See you in the library after dinner tonight

I hold pure white: um www

Half-Blood Prince: Yes

I hold pure white:?

Half-Blood Prince: Does your nickname mean anything?

I hold pure white: Ah, this, because the home jersey color of my home team Real Madrid is white.

I am pure white: other teams are colorful, but we are pure white

I hold pure white: That's why I say "the world is colorful, but I hold pure white" www

Half-Blood Prince: Oh.so.I thought you liked white.

I hold pure white: In fact, I have no feeling for white, and I am not resistant to dirt.I prefer green black silver... blue red is ok too.Can it be said that I have nothing to hate about the color?

Half-Blood Prince: Oh.

Ego is pure white: What about you, what color do you like?

Half-Blood Prince: ...Green and black, dark blue is also okay

I am pure white: same as me hehe

Half-Blood Prince: You don’t pick colors at all, do you =_=

I am pure white: black hair is convenience

Half-Blood Prince: Did you change your signature?

Ego is pure white: you just found out

Half-Blood Prince: Isn't the so-called "study hard and make progress every day" very good?

I am pure white: no personality

Half-Blood Prince: Now this is so silly

Ego is pure white: Isn't your saving the world stupid?Also "companion with the troll"!

Half-Blood Prince: You have the worst taste, and you still have to buy a suit for the professor. Which professor can afford a tuxedo? You wouldn’t buy it for Slughorn, would you?

Ego is pure white: I don't know who "professor" refers to in particular, don't talk nonsense (/>皮<)/

Half-Blood Prince: I will return the original words, don’t speak nonsense if you don’t know who the troll refers to

Ego is pure white: Who is the troll referring to?

Half-Blood Prince: No comment.

Ego is pure white: Hmph!

Half-Blood Prince: =m=