HP told my dad to hit you after school

The popularity of the Hogwarts list of male gods exceeded the expectations of the founder Scarlett.She is very happy that everyone is talking about the list of male gods, but it would be better if the boys don't protest and demand to create a list of goddesses.

"I think it's hard not to let people suspect that there is no black box in the goddess list." Scarlett explained to others again and again, "Because Isa and I are roommates, and the relationship is pretty good...Isha, that is That Isabella of Slytherin you're thinking of, yes. - I thank you for Isa, your confidence in her being the top of the list is so touching.  … No, her father became a god There is absolutely no black box at the top of the list! No!"

Burned out, Scarlett eventually entrusts one of her Hufflepuff male friends, a man who also loves gossip, to start the Goddess List.Moreover, the goddess list is also divided into male and female lists, that is to say, both boys and girls can vote.

When the questionnaire was sent to the Slytherin common room, almost all the little snakes present looked at Isa who was slowly helping Avery critique the "Hogwarts Top Student Question Bank" to the reference answers. .

Hufflepuff, who was assigned to deliver the questionnaire, felt that at this moment, the eyes of all the snakes were expectant and hot.

goddess!

We vote for you!

Of course vote for you!

Don't talk about the Goddess University bully who helps us earn more than 100 college points every year!

You are beautiful, kind and intelligent!

and so!

Please help me pass the answer for this monthly exam, thank you QAQ

Isa got up under the attention of everyone, Shi Shi ran to Hufflepuff, took the questionnaire, then smiled at Hufflepuff, thanked Hufflepuff in a low voice, cleared her throat, and said to the Slytherin present:

"When filling out the questionnaire, be sure to seek truth from facts..."

Of course we seek truth from facts!

"Follow your heart..."

The goddess who borrows our homework every time is our destiny!

"Don't engage in black box bribery..."

Yes, Goddess, the quick memorization booklet on the knowledge points and key points of the monthly history of magic exam that you gave me is not a bribe!It's classmates who help each other and love each other!

"At the same time take into account the unity among the students..."

You are the heir of Slytherin, those of us who wear green leather school uniforms must vote for you!

"That's all." Yisha smiled, "I'll send it to you to fill in. If anyone is absent, my roommate will pick it up."

After the questionnaire was sent out, almost half of the people filled it in without hesitation: Isabella Slytherin.

Isa still took her time, returned to the original armchair, and finished Avery's test bank first.

Avery also quickly filled in Isa's name and handed it over to Hufflepuff who collected the questionnaire.

Snape was sitting next to Isa, staring at the questionnaire with a calm expression, he did not write for a long time.

"Are you wondering what font to write in?" Avery asked him.

Snape shook his head.

It is completely different from the list of male gods. Because of Isa's surname and identity, her fanboys and fans promoted voting for her as a politically correct thing within Slytherin House.This time, the little snakes all voted for her unanimously, trying to achieve the double kill achievement of two heirs of Slytherin occupying the top of the list of goddesses and goddesses at the same time.

Snape was unimpressed by the childish publicity, he was just debating whether to be Isa or Lily.

No, professor, you are still struggling with this issue, which will only make everyone want to kill the author who is unable to push the emotional line.

Isa's face was calm and breezy. After finishing the test bank, she wiped the nib of the quill dry, screwed on the ink bottle, and then crossed her hands on her chin to support her, with a cold expression of "I'll vote for whoever you like to vote for." I don't care, a lot of fanboys voted for me, I don't lack your vote, hum" honey.

Snape really found this kind of stuff boring, but he felt keenly that Isa didn't care about her ranking, but who he voted for.

Snape's fingers stroked the fine hairs of the quill, restraining himself from looking at Isa's expectant and nervous eyes.

I really want to use Occlumency, why can a single vote make him as embarrassed as meeting the Bald Demon King?

...because you care.

Snape chose to postpone filling out the questionnaire until the due date, and Isa did not ask him directly about the questionnaire in person.

After all, asking him: "Do you like me more now or Lily" is too unreasonable, and it makes Isa too guilty.

Isa has always been a proud and confident girl.She is so good that she is radiant, and her personality is also very good (she has never been scolded by readers). She has no reason to be unconfident.

But the only thing she felt inferior was the gratification and loss that kept rising in her heart in front of Snape and Lily.

The professor had a big dream in life, and finally reunited with her lover after all the hardships. She was gratified for his happiness in life and the fulfillment of his wishes.

But in the hidden corner of her heart, the corner she specially opened up for the little angel named "Girl's Heart" to live, there is always a voice that makes her feel sour.

She said that to Snape every time, I adore that heroic Potions professor, that Hogwarts Headmaster.

She always tries to act like a warm friend, warm fangirl.

But she never dared to express another emotion than friendship and admiration.

Another kind of emotion that made her interrupt her school song, listen to him singing the melody of "Green Sleeves", and lose her mind after seeing Snape in a clean white shirt and black hair slightly wet after taking a shower.

I like this mature and green contradictory SS.

I subconsciously search for his figure in the crowd, and when I see him, I can’t help but smile and I like him, I want to extend every minute and every second alone with him infinitely, I like it because I worry about gain and loss, and I am worried that I will make him unhappy .

Knowing that he would die for another woman, but still sadly watching him not far away, unable to persuade him to leave his liking.

This is the sadness of a professor fan, who knows that he will never be liked by him, but still loves his love for others.

Why are there so many sad people who insist on meaningless love in the world?Isa didn't understand until she met Snape.

Her view of love is vigorous and decisive.To like is to be blatant and to show affection in every possible way, but if you belittle her sincerity, or find a girlfriend, then she will quit immediately, tear her love out of her heart, and throw it bloody at your feet.

Isa never wronged herself.She thinks how good she is, why would she do such a smug thing, even grabbing a man with another woman?Does anyone else deserve it?

But there is always someone who is worthy, and she is worthy of all kinds of fiery admiration. In the end, she only uttered an understatement: "You are happy."

Her self-confidence, her pride, are weak milk cats in front of him.He is another girl's flower protector, even if she meows and rubs against his trouser legs, it's only a friendship.

But she just couldn't let it go, and kept cutting.He told himself over and over again that the way he looked at Lily couldn't deceive anyone, but he always took chances: What if he fell in love with me?

Just like the powerless little fan girl in the Dou Sen and Taylor Swift incident.Even if your heart breaks for him, tears for him and keeps him awake at night, he never knows that there is a person like you. There are only two people in his story, he and his girlfriend.Dating and breaking up are their own dramas, you, a sober and desperate fan girl watching from the audience, even though you know that you are insignificant, you still like him humblely after he broke up.

Because you can't extricate yourself.

Mimei is luckier than Isa.Dou Sen certainly knows that there will be fans crying from his wife, and if fans express their love to him, he will respond in a gentlemanly manner.

But as long as Isa dared to express a little affection beyond friendship to Snape, she would definitely scare the professor away.

She was not reconciled, and always wanted to try, but felt a little despicable.

He obviously... loves Lily.

And the basis of her feelings for him is his love for Lily.

...Why is it so entangled to fall in love with her? QAQ author, come out and let's chat!

Isa was anxiously pondering Snape's final decision until the questionnaire collection deadline.Correspondingly, after she had something in her heart, she was not very calm about other things.

For example, this one couldn’t fall asleep under the covers, so he clicked on the Marauder’s Map ("Zhejiang Wenzhou, Zhejiang Wenzhou") to go to the boys’ dormitory to find Isa, who represents Snape’s little green dot, staring at the little green dot haha After a while, I felt something was wrong.

Among the still points, the movement of Gryffindor Tower was a bit loud.

The four bright red dots gathered in one place and moved out of the tower in a crowded way, passing through the corridor under Filch's eyes, and arrived at an empty classroom on the third floor without hindrance.

...It's the four brats of the robbers!

Isa was envious and jealous. As the heir of the Peverell family, Potter passed on the invisibility cloak, what a great killer!What a great murder and arson tool!

What did they pass down from the Gaunt clan?

Locket!

Her grandma only got 10 Galleons for being it!

Spicy chicken!

Locket: =_,= blame me

What about the other Deathly Hallows passed down?

Resurrection stone!

Damn, she and her father don't want to be resurrected!

In this day and age, even her male god Mao [beep——] Dong still has 3 years to live, so why would she want to call the dead back?

Spicy chicken!

Resurrection stone: =_,= blame me

in spite of!She is angry!She doesn't even have a golden finger!

Those time-traveling heroines, awesome, all kinds of mysterious bloodlines, family sacred artifacts, magical talents... If you don't take the strong female lead and go away the warm campus romance style, you can also make a handsome and popular character It was love at first sight!

She studies hard every day!

Brush up the study case in the early stage!

Late make-up lessons and actual combat were abused to scum!

And he had to work hard for Snape to help take orders to earn a share!

The person she likes doesn't like her either!

Even a vote is perfunctory!

She is no longer the heroine (fall)!

If the author doesn't come to coax her, she will unilaterally refuse to follow the plot!

Yisha was heartbroken. At this time of night, people are most likely to be full of emotions. The most terrifying thing is that she is still visiting her aunt...

Isa's nature-made attribute reached its peak.

She wants to hate this unfair day!

She wants to become a strong female lead QAQ

In the past, as soon as she made a wish to become stronger, she wanted to study the case.But now in the dead of night, my roommates are sleeping peacefully, and my father has burned all the school papers......

Then she will read to improve her posture!

Isa didn't want to move either, she curled up under the blanket as usual, pointed at her wand, and said softly, ""One Hundred Days: Teach You to Become an Animagus" flew here!" A thick leather book came out of the schoolbag flew into her veil.

Isa adjusted the pillow and half-lyed comfortably. The Marauder's Map was still spread out on her lap. She glanced at Potter and Snape from time to time.Holding the Animagus training book in her hand, she flipped to the place with the bookmark and continued to read.

First of all, you have to be clear about what animal you will become.

This Isa has never been clear, because she doesn't know what the animal form changes according to.Who is the person you like based on personality?According to her personality, then she is a Koda Duck, and according to her favorite person, then she is a big-mouthed bat!

If the animal breed can be determined according to your own preferences...

Isa snapped her fingers and began to count.

First exclude aquatic animals and amphibians.No matter how much she likes membranes and clams, she can't turn into a black-framed toad.It must be a mammal that breathes with lungs!

Mammals... If they can hide themselves and have lethality, it is best to look cute, so that they can attract fans!

Isa thought about it for a while, touched the sleeping Ronaldo, and suddenly realized——

She is going to become a meow!

The more Isa pondered, the more excited she became.

Meow meow is so cute!Even her father can't resist Ronaldo's cuteness!And who would doubt a meow that wanders around in the middle of the night!

And let Snape be her shit shovel!

Isa made up her mind!She doesn't care how clichéd the idea of ​​becoming a meow is, she can change whenever she wants!

So she excitedly opened the practice chapter, followed the steps, closed her eyes, let the magic power flow through her body, and thought desperately:

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...

"Isa seems to be sick." Narcissa held Snape anxiously while eating breakfast, "She was lying on the bed and couldn't move, and she didn't even have the strength to pull up the curtain. I couldn't hear her voice very well... ...I advised her to go to the medical wing and she refused to go..."

Snape was taken aback, and turned to worry: "Hasn't even the strength to pull the curtain? What did she do last night? She was fine in the library yesterday..."

"She was fine before going to bed..."

Narcissa packed some food and said she was going to take it back for Isa to eat.

Snape plodded off to his Transfiguration class, taking Isa's leave of absence by the way.

A class without Isa twittering and being the first to complete the transformation is somewhat dull.Snape irritatedly did not delay the progress as before and intentionally completed the task a little slower than Isa, but simply turned the cat into a paper cup. After adding points, he changed the cat back again, unconsciously stroking Meowing and purring softly, he felt quiet and bored.

boring.

Glancing around, he clicked on the Marauder's Map ("Fire") and went to the Slytherin girls' dormitory to find the little green dot that belonged to Isa.

......No.

He searched back and forth twice, even checked the boys' dormitory, but couldn't find it.

Perhaps, Snape thought, she had gone to the medical wing?

But neither did the medical wing.

To make matters worse, from the cellar to the top of the tower, there is no little green dot belonging to Isha.

Isha disappeared inexplicably.

Snape didn't believe that she was out of school, or that she had died of illness or something - there was only one thing left.

She went to places that couldn't be marked on the map.

Room on request.

Snape went straight to the eighth floor after class.Walking back and forth three times in front of the tapestry of the fool troll, thinking of their potions workshop, doorknobs appeared on the wall.

This means Isa is either in the potions workshop or not in the Room of Requirement.

Snape pressed the doorknob and opened the door quickly—

Yisha flicked her tail, lying on the plush carpet of the workshop, looking back at him blankly, her ears shaking.

Then she gave a shriek of embarrassment and lifted the rug over her head.Most of the body and a big hairy tail are exposed.

Snape understood everything.

"What kind of magic experiment did you do!?" He burst out of the worry and anger he had accumulated all morning, and rushed forward to pull the blanket, "It turned into this cat-like man!"

Isa's tail flicked and she tugged at the blanket.

"Now I know I'm afraid?! When I was doing the experiment last night, I never worried about it!" Snape couldn't help turning up his voice, he felt that his restlessness all morning was a joke, "drinking Polyjuice Potion? Still a failure Animagus——I see, you have been envious of Mag's Animagus for a long time, right? You want to show off too much, you want to be No.1 in the goddess list, and you want to become an Animagus, An astonishing genius who succeeded at the age of 13! You are too powerful, we small characters can’t stand by your side, can we? Well, I’ll never—”

"That's not it!!!" Isa yanked off the blanket, revealing a pair of red eyes that were swollen from crying. She, a cat-eared girl, trembled her furry ears slightly, and denied loudly: "I'm not trying to show off!"

"I never thought of disliking you, I just felt that I should work harder to stand shoulder to shoulder with you..."

Isa's ears drooped.

"You are really good, you are very good, and you know so many things I don't know. The gap between us is too big, and you have always taken care of me...I want to change too Strong, even a little bit, a little bit is fine, if it can help you and make you less worried..."

Isa rubbed her nose, her left hand was now covered with fluff, and there was a small pink pad on the palm, completely turned into a cat's paw.Fortunately, the right hand is still normal.

Her eyes were filled with tears again, her aunt had killed someone, and now she wanted to cry, cry as much as she wanted.

"I like you so much, you are my idol, and being friends with an idol is like a dream. It was happiness to be able to go to class and do homework with you, but now I am not satisfied, I want to reach the same height as you, I want to get your praise, your approval and your sincere sentence: 'I like you as much as you like me'... So I force myself to be the best witch, I want to be beautiful, kind, lively and cheerful, I also have high mana and excellent grades... I thought I would be recognized by you if I became an Animagus—"

"No need." Hearing her almost coquettish remarks, Snape lost most of his anger, and even wanted to laugh a little.He hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his hand, gently stroked Isa's hair, and pinched the fluffy cat ears.

Isa moved her ears and stared at him with watery eyes.

Snape felt that she was making trouble out of no reason, obviously she was experimenting rashly on her own, and when he accused him a few words, she cried and said that it was because she wanted to get his approval.The strong words were unreasonable, but the words were full of heart and slapped him on the face.

He couldn't speak words of reprimand to such a little girl who admired him.

He could only touch his head, organized his words, and said, "I don't need you to work hard to be like me."

"I've lived two lives and been through wars, it's normal to be stronger than you. I don't despise you or anything just because you don't know Animagus...I don't need you to be perfect either Witch, hypocrisy, you are very..." Snape swallowed "cute" with difficulty, "Okay."

"In my heart, you can always be with me. I just don't want you not to take your body seriously. You..."

If you are always healthy and happy, showing that warm and even silly smile, he will feel that protecting this world is really meaningful.

But Snape couldn't say it.

Yisha seemed to see his unfinished words, and asked tentatively, "What am I?"

"Nothing." Snape's ears were burning.He took out his wand and distorted her.

Isa is quite reluctant to look like a girl with cat ears, she is so cute!

Finally, it was the tail's turn. Isa flicked her hairy tail, hooked Snape's wrist, and asked nervously, "That...your questionnaire, in the end, who did you choose..."

Snape paused, feeling his ears get hotter.

"You." He whispered.

The author has something to say:

Liver for a day (vomit blood

Checked the Overlord, I was really touched! ! !

I can't post the names of the cute animals one by one with my mobile phone now, but I am here to wag my tail vigorously to thank you, thank you for your love for me QwQ

In the case of uncertain updates, harvesting 16 mines and 500 collections really made me feel what it is [flattered]

Awow, I want to repay you with vigorous writing!