HP told my dad to hit you after school

The Bogut incident did not fade away with the silence of the parties involved.Narcissa still had a great interest in Isha's worst fears, because the other three girls in the dorm had shared their Boggart incidents.Isha's silence made Narcissa feel unfair.

Isa is determined to rot that bald devil in her stomach.But in the end, in order to appease the already angry little girl Cissy, she had to make up a lie.

"I saw my dad take out a stack of school plans, saying that what I did before was wrong, and asked me to start over from the first grade."

Narcissa suddenly realized that this was really an Isha-style fear, and it was not at all the same as what the scumbags were afraid of!

Isa: =_,= just believe it

But this lie can also deceive Narcissa.

Snape had been in a strange trance all day long after the Boggart incident, and he actually went into a daze in History of Magic class.

Isa was the first to notice his strange appearance, and when he was staring at the textbook with his mouth slightly open, she quickly stuffed a sizzling bee candy into his mouth.

Snape's expression was terribly silly at the moment.Isa never thought about the way the calm and calm professor looked up at her blankly with sizzling bee candy in his mouth.The fingertips that had just touched his lips still had a trace of moisture, Isa secretly rubbed her fingertips wretchedly, watching Snape's ears turn red from anger or embarrassment.

"The bald Dark Lord is dead." Isa said calmly, "he was killed by the Elder Wand's death curse rebound."

Snape moved his mouth, pressed the sugar under his tongue, and sucked it slowly.

"He won't show up again, I promise." Isa reached out her hand tentatively, covering Snape's slightly curled, cold hand. "Even if there ever comes a day when my dad wants to repeat the Dark Lord's path... I will stop him, with my life."

Snape didn't move, just lowered his eyes.

Isa slowly moved her palm cheekily, wrapping his curled hand.

As long as Snape thought about it, they held each other for as long as he realized that his right hand was unusually warm and realized that he was actually holding hands with a beautiful girl of his age.He twitched all over, and Isa patted the back of his hand calmly before withdrawing her hand.

#感气跑跑，很激想#

Snape's trance wasn't fear.

He just felt unreal.

From the day he was reborn to now, he has lived a happy life that he could not have imagined before.

His mother is divorced and found a good job; he secretly sells potions part-time and has little savings; the school life is happy, and Potter basically doesn't come to harass him; he finally has a tacit understanding, a friend who really understands him, she is still a school girl Yes, although sometimes foolish...

Most importantly, Voldemort made the world a safer and happier place.

The people he loves and the people he wants to protect are all living happily.

Lily, whom he owed in the previous life, although she was no longer as close as before, she also lost a lot of unnecessary troubles.

It was precisely because of all this wonderful fantasy that it was unreal, Snape always felt that the world was crazy.

The Boggart he feared most wasn't the crazy Voldemort himself.

It is the tragic world represented by the bald man.

The touch of Isa's soft palm finally brought him back to reality.This world has proved its rationality time and time again, his current life is like what his right hand feels, warm, delicate, and nostalgic, which makes him...

want to protect.

Snape held the sizzling bee candy on the tip of his tongue, and twirled it between his lips and teeth, letting its sweetness spread.

He smiled at Isa who was looking at him with concern.

"I will work hard with you."

Giving your life to protect the world... It's not like I haven't done it in my previous life.

This time, with a tacit companion, maybe it will be more enjoyable.

"But you are not allowed to harass the professor for no reason, and you are not allowed to suddenly put candy in the professor's mouth!" Snape frowned, "Listen to the class carefully!!!"

Isa smirked and turned around.

"Also, don't touch my hand casually!"

"What is this?" Isa asked Scarlett holding a thin booklet. After she distributed a copy to every girl in the dormitory, she said proudly, "I made a ranking booklet!"

Isa flipped through it roughly, and was shocked to find that this was the TOP 10 list of "Boys Hogwarts most want to associate with", referred to as the list of male gods.

After intelligence expert Scarlett sent questionnaires to all the girls in the college, after careful calculation, she came up with a list that was absolutely waterless.

Isa admires Scarlett, who has devoted herself to the cause of gossip.

There are high-definition animations of the male gods in the booklet, and the higher the ranking, the more animations.Scarlett cleverly arranged them in reverse order, with the tenth on the first page and the first on the last page.

All the girls in the dormitory sat cross-legged on Scarlett's bed and rolled back.

"Sirius, this idiot actually ranks fourth!" Narcissa exclaimed, "[The rebellious prince]! What kind of description is this to die, how can a girl like his smirk!? When we saw him laughing like that, we thought How about hitting him!"

"There is also a detailed pie chart of fan composition data and scores in various aspects... Yo, I knew that Sirius' tickets were all drawn by those ignorant little sisters who were deceived in Gryffindor!"

"James Potter is ranked eighth... It seems that people who have girlfriends or pursue girls are not ranked high..." Epra turned forward, "Oh, oh, my sea Mo is on the list!"

"Which Haimo?" Isa turned to No.10, "Can all first-year freshmen be on the list?!—Wow, this little Zheng is so cute! It's the blue-eyed Zhengtai Haimo!!!"

Scarlett: "I remember I pointed it out to you at this year's opening ceremony."

"Lucius is actually the third!" Narcissa suddenly said angrily: "[Perfect nobleman], because of the meticulous care of his fiancée, it has aroused the dreams of countless girls-our love has been shown to this point. They still go Jump up!!! They are all votes for the little girls in the lower grades!"

Epra shakes off second: "Lorenz comes in ahead of Malfoy, [Affectionate Angel], watery blue eyes, gentlemanly, always smiling, and seemingly eternally melancholy. Lucky Princess Slytherin gets it An angel's heart, and she dismisses it..."

"Who the hell wrote the introduction! I want to hate her!" Yisha was very angry.

"One of Lorenz's fans submitted a draft. I saw that the writing was good and I used it." Scarlett said.

Isa gritted her teeth: "It's over, Lorenz is actually ranked second-more than 100 girls regard me as a rival in love! But I don't like Lorenz at all! I want to see who ranks first One, is there any girl who is more unlucky than me to be liked first!"

Scarlett reminded: "It still has something to do with you."

Isa was stunned, and immediately asked in surprise: "The first is Severus!?"

Narcissa flipped to the first: "...No."

Epra: "No.1 is."

Scarlett: "...your dad."

Silly: "...Didn't you say this is the list of Hogwarts male gods!? My dad has graduated and can still be on the list!? Why don't you vote for Dumbledore, he was so handsome when he was young !"

Scarlett said confidently: "Your dad has the highest number of votes, and I can't help it! Those girls like your dad, a mature and successful wizard. Besides, they are considered alumni after graduation."

Isa was in tears. She found that there were so many girls in the school who wanted to be her stepmother.Fans are evenly distributed among the four colleges.

There are also a hundred Lorenz's fans secretly watching her.

I'm so heartbroken.

"I don't care!" Isa grabbed Scarlett's hand, "I want to bribe the judges to vote in the black box! I want to vote! I want my male god to be ranked in the top three!!!"

"Your male god?" Scarlett thought for a while, "Isn't your dad already number one?"

"I mean Severus!!!"

Scarlett opened her mouth slightly, and then said with a little apology: "This...the difference in the number of votes is too large to black box."

Yisha's eyes sparkled: "How much is the difference? I'll pay for the ticket to make up for it!"

"Look, No.3 Malfoy has 93 votes, and Snape has..."

Isa stared blankly at the only single vote she had cast, and felt that the professor had indeed suffered school violence.

A well-deserved most popular male god in the HP circle, how did he get reduced to only one vote!

The professor obviously pays special attention to personal hygiene in his life!

He washes his hair three times a week! ! !

Three times!

Isa said heavily: "You guys made this vote... naive!"

Scarlett pointed out: "Just now you clearly said: The voting you made is exciting!"

"Water can carry a boat, and it can also be used for rowing. The point of view always changes according to the situation! People, you should care about your personal experience, and you must also see the process of history..."

Isa has already started talking nonsense.The other three girls in the dormitory went back to their beds one after another and slept peacefully.

Once the list of male gods was released, it aroused widespread controversy, most of which were fans from various schools.Narcissa and Isha, who are No.3 fiancées and first and second co-owners of Bai Yueguang, have not been harassed by fans, because basically no one can beat Isa.

However, more and more junior students secretly came to see Isa's true face. They all wanted to see what kind of face the legendary colonel's sweetheart, the daughter of the most handsome wizard in England, looked like. .

Apart from walking in the corridor, Isa is always a little annoyed by people sneaking around, but unexpectedly, she also gained a lot of fans from lower grades.

But Isa was most worried about Snape's popularity.

Only one vote! Isa patted the pamphlet heartbroken, "I voted for you!" "

Snape had received a new order, and was busy making a euphoria potion in the Room of Requirement, and hadn't even looked at the list of male gods.

"How about it, boring." He cut the mint leaves, "Bring some more mint leaves - don't let yourself soak in water to drink!"

Isa picked up the mint and continued to complain: "But you are a professor! You can obviously dump No.2 by hundreds or thousands of votes!"

"Professor?" Snape smiled strangely, "You seem to have always had a weird and blind admiration for me, and you are extremely obsessed with my status as a Potions professor. You must have misunderstood something, when Wei The Sly twins made a list of professors, and I was honored to be at the bottom, and I lost hundreds of votes to the bottom two."

Isa pursed her lips: "It's different..."

Snape stirred the potion: "They are all meaningless things, essentially the same. I don't care about the love of unrelated people at all. I only care about whether I can get rewards for my efforts."

Isa thought this was a typical professor's answer.

"What about me?" Isa asked, "Can what you pay for me and what I return to you reach a balance of payments?"

Snape fell silent.

Isa thought he just didn't want to answer the question, so she didn't ask any more questions, and quietly tapped the mint.

Snape was thinking.

It seems that Yisha has always paid more than he gave her.

Of course he knew that he was eccentric and had a bad temper.But the little princess who was supposed to be supported by everyone endured it. For 3 years, her tolerance and patience, looking for words when she has nothing to say, carefully observing whether he is in a bad mood or not feeling well, and being considerate and accommodating to his arbitrary going straight, has accustomed the originally stoic and silent double agent to casually in front of her. Boy expressing emotion to vent anger.

It shouldn't be like this between them.

As far as getting along with the most basic friends is concerned, he should restrain his temper, be considerate of her, and take care of her.

But apart from Yisha, he really didn't know who he could show his real vulnerability and anger in front of.

......sorry.

Snape thought silently.

However, Yisha probably wouldn't take this to heart.

He looked up and looked at the black-haired girl who was concentrating on pounding mint leaves.Her elbow-length hair was simply tied up, with a lock swaying on the side of her face.She reached out her hand nonchalantly, and gently brushed her hair behind her ear.

Her eyelashes are really long.Snape thought this, realizing - with increasing intensity of late - that Isa was a very beautiful girl.

Voldemort inherited all the charm of his appearance to her. Fortunately, she did not grow a replica Voldemort's manly face, but inherited the advantages of his appearance.

Long black hair, white skin, affectionate eyes, smiling lips, and a proud height.

No wonder Snape had heard that boys had been secretly inquiring about her timetable, planning to create a chance encounter.When a few years pass, the little girl grows up and becomes a young girl, how many people will fall in love with her?

It's a pity that the intelligent, polite, kind but somewhat alienated Princess Slytherin in their eyes is not really what a princess should be in the hearts of boys of this age.

The dream people of boys of this age all have long fluttering hair, fair skin like snow, and are as beautiful as fairies, and their frowns and smiles are gentle and touching.

Unfortunately, such a girl does not exist.

As someone who has experienced it, Snape can tell the little monsters with certainty that the beautiful girls of their age are more mature than them, and all the girls they like are handsome and responsible seniors.Even if they meet someone who likes their peers, the real character of the girl will definitely not match the gentle goddess they imagined.

For example, when his goddess Lily was 14 years old, she also wrote Mary Su's novel, and YY had a peerless love affair with the Knight of Light. Now that he recalls the plot, he can't wait to throw that book into the black lake.But when he peeked at the novel back then, he still felt that he was very similar to the villain Black Mage in it, and he was sad for a long time.

Now Isa, the princess in the boy's heart, lay sprawled on the floor of the Response Room in private and dragged out a long tune: "I don't want to do my summer homework——Sev kiss me and lend me to copy it~", with beauty cucumber slices on her face , When you are tired from shouting, take a break, stick out your tongue and lick a piece of cucumber into your mouth to chew, and you don’t even bother to use your hands.

This kind of goddess...

Only idiots and juniors will be fooled.

Snape chuckled, lowered his head and continued to stir his potion.

He had no interest in so-called Slytherin princesses.

He has always known Isha, who is always shrewd and always foolish.

Isa who never put on a face in front of him.

The author has something to say:

I, Chahansan, are back!I wasted a summer vacation, and I thought I would rush in the test at the beginning of the school, but I didn’t expect my classmates to be more wasted than me hhhhhh I did well in the exam (happy

You have left so many comments, I don’t have time to read them one by one, I will seriously reply in the three days of Mid-Autumn Festival

What I want to share with you most is——

Shake Sen!separate!La! ! !

Fuck, we are about to have a breakup song, maybe it will be the number one!