HP told my dad to hit you after school

That was the nightmare she shared with him, the Dark Lord who killed Love.

Isha was very excited when third grade started.Third year, that means going to Hogsmeade!You can also drink in a fair manner!

The only purely wizarding village in the UK is a holy place for dating. When it comes to leaving school, Hogsmeade is like a couple dog full of pits and valleys!Isa, who never had the opportunity to wear the black robe of the FFF regiment, is now 30 mentally old, and she is already qualified to become a magician since she is single.In fact, she is really a witch, and she has mastered all kinds of fire spells proficiently, just waiting for her school day to burn wantonly!

At the opening ceremony, Isa sang the school song excitedly with the tone of "When" ("Let us learn advanced magic together in the world of mortals, and share the student years with wine and songs!"), Snape still monotonously sang "When" has not changed for a hundred years. "Green Sleeves" sang quickly with a mosquito-like humming voice.Dumbledore waved his hand to announce the start of eating, and Isa picked up a plate of fried noodles and turned to gossip with Narcissa: "Hey, how was your Seychelles vacation?"

Obviously already tanned, Narcissa, who insisted on drinking the potion to make her complexion fair again, rolled her eyes.

"Sirius had a big fight with Aunt Walburga, and the next day he took Regu out and said he was going to run away from home, but he came back hungry within a day. Regu said that Sirius turned into a Muggle and fake money. I was recognized, almost got beaten up, and then escaped with magic, and the French Ministry of Magic's abuse of magic working group even had a fight with us..."

Isa said in her heart that I knew this. After Sirius returned home, she wrote a letter to her with great aggrievedness, detailing the process of fleeing.The little angel Regulus took the initiative to take the blame in front of his parents because of his brother, and then they quarreled over who was to take the blame, but because of this good attitude of admitting their mistakes, the Blacks lightened the punishment, but only wrote for a month The study case is still inevitable.

Sirius also attached a Muggle bill that he had transformed into to her, and asked her to talk about what was wrong, super aggrieved.

Isa looked around and wrote back:

"There is nothing wrong with your pound. Even an old driver like me can't see the flaws. But boy, ignorance kills people. A French colony in Seychelles doesn't use pounds!"

Isa looked at the Gryffindor table from a distance, and Sirius happily chatted with James while eating. Lily looked up and saw Isa's gaze, and smiled back.

Isa poked Snape, who was buried in the steak: "Lily is smiling at us!"

Snape continued to eat: "Eat yours quickly, don't wake up hungry again in the middle of the night, come to our dormitory in the dark and knock on the door, begging for a night tour of the kitchen. Avery was almost scared out of things by you last time."

Yisha, whose black history was uncovered, shut up and silently ate noodles with his head down.

But last time you took me to the kitchen to eat after deducting two percent from me.

Isa thought, secretly showing a wicked smile.

In addition to being able to go out of school in the third grade, they also need elective courses.Isa had discussed with Narcissa and Snape before, and unanimously chose ancient runes and arithmetic divination.But what made their eyes pop out of the frame was that Isa actually chose Muggle Studies.

"What's so good about it!" Narcissa whispered to her timetable, "Muggle Studies has always been a mixed credit course for Muggle-born students!"

Snape was still in shock that Voldemort's daughter, who had killed a Muggle Studies professor, was going to Muggle Studies.

"I'm here to find out how wizards view ordinary people—I mean, Muggles." Isa explained, "Although a large part of the reason is also for credits."

However, Narcissa, surnamed Black, was still a little angry at being betrayed.

Both Isa and her father are studying the exchange of electricity and magic.There are quite a few electrical appliances powered by magic in the wizarding world, but these inventions had a clear time gap ten years ago.The original reason was that the introduction of the "Muggle Protection Act" seriously hindered the technological exchanges between wizards and Muggles.

On the issue of communicating with Muggles, Isa sincerely thanks Fassbinder.He was the one who changed Voldemort's view of Muggles.

Fassbinder's grandfather was a German axis diplomat in Neon during World War II and a wizard.After he escaped from Hiroshima and returned to Germany, he took out the memory of that devilish August and showed it to every adult descendant.

After Fassbender shared the memories handed down from his ancestors with Voldemort, Voldemort, who was frightened by the mushroom cloud and the tragedy of radiation, had a nervous breakdown for a while.After recovering, he basically never killed Muggles casually, he was afraid that Muggles would throw a cloud bomb casually.

As the heir, Isa is still only 13 years old. In Voldemort's eyes, she still needs his care, so naturally she didn't get permission to see that memory.But the old driver, who had even seen shredded devils in his previous life, really didn't want to see such terrible things.Did she watch the documentary? After watching it, she was so disgusted that she couldn't eat.

Voldemort was also afraid that his daughter would not take Muggles seriously.In recent years, China and the United States have established diplomatic relations, and the bipolar structure has undergone many changes. Voldemort is more sensitive than her previous life, who has memorized the test points. When eating breakfast, she reads the "Times" first and then the "Daily Prophet". Muttering to himself:

"Nixon...Kissinger...God change..."

Isha was terrified.

"You know August 1945..." said Voldemort leisurely.

"Hiro-shima Naga-saki, unconditional surrender on August 8th, MacArthur's declaration of peace in the world. Korean peninsula big fat boy little boy skinny--" Yisha hurriedly recited the test site, wiped her mouth and went upstairs to hide in the room. Leaving Voldemort melancholy in the restaurant: My daughter seems to be very resistant to Muggles...

She just doesn't want to hear you repeat "The Mushroom Cloud's Enlightenment to Wizards in Voldemort's Little Sunflower Father's Classroom" for the [-]th time, okay? ?

This Muggle study was almost chosen by Voldemort under the pressure of Isa.Isa said in her heart that I can even assemble a simple generator. I have been a Muggle all my life and I have a higher level than the professor. Do I have enough to take this course?But Voldemort asked her to hand over a wizarding invention converted from Muggle technology after a year of schooling.

Isa was so worried that she almost lost her hair.

When she complained to Snape in the History of Magic class with a QQ notebook, Snape looked over Isa's head in a complicated way, looking over Narcissa who was sleeping on the table.

Isa was terrified by him.

"Baldness is genetic," Snape wrote.

Isa nearly hit him with a History of Magic textbook.

The first Defense Against the Dark Arts class was a huge scare.

"I rented a Boggart," said Professor Diallo, winking playfully.But the students were not in such a good mood.

Professor Diallo is a retired Auror.He rejected the administrative department of the Ministry of Magic to retain him and chose to teach at Hogwarts.Because it turned out that Voldemort took good care of him in the Ministry, and he was correspondingly good to Isa.

But that's not why Isa dared to face the Boggart.

"The spell is so simple, you just wave your wand and say: funny funny!"

"Funny funny!" Isa followed absently.

She spotted another man with tightly clasped hands, Snape.

Diallo chose to teach one-on-one.One by one, the students followed him into the small room to face the Boggart, avoiding the embarrassment of all facing their worst fears together.

But Isha was still uneasy.

After Narcissa came out of the small room blushing ("Lucius said his family was broke and was breaking up with me—"), it was Isa's turn next.

Isa suddenly grabbed Snape's sleeve.

"I want to be with Severus, Professor, get out of class ends in 10 minutes, I'm afraid it won't be his turn in time."

Snape, who had to go in, glared at her.

Diallo, of course, agreed.

The cabinet door was slammed open, and a bald man in a black robe came out slowly stroking his wand.Facing two people at the same time, it didn't change its shape because of hesitation about who should become the most feared thing.

It just laughed high-pitched, raised its elder wand, the wand it had taken from Dumbledore's grave, and loudly—

"Ava—"

"Funny!"

Snape and Isa screamed the spell almost simultaneously.The bald man stumbled, with thick black hair growing out of his head and a weirdly outgrown nose.

Diallo drove it back to the cabinet, and asked the two with concern: "Are you all right, do you want a piece of chocolate?"

Isa and Snape turned pale, and neither answered.

Diallo laughed dryly: "Okay, you did a good job. But are you all afraid of a monster? What is that?"

"The mentally handicapped devil." Isa whispered.

"A madman who can't wear glasses," Snape added.

Diallo sent away two eccentric Slytherins in a daze.