HP told my dad to hit you after school

In the end, Voldemort dragged Isa, who had regained her 13-year-old appearance, and fled home through Floo. One foot stepped in front of the fireplace. There were more than a hundred fanatical fans crowded outside the principal's office, including Bella and Regulus.

In fact, after the performance, all the actors were blocked, especially the father and daughter of Isa and Snape, who made a stunning appearance. The fans rushed forward bravely, and they could touch Voldemort's body Those in the corner of the robe were so excited that their eyes filled with tears, and they vowed not to wash their hands again.

In the end, it was Dumbledore who rescued Voldemort and Isa forcibly from the raging crowd. Isa also dragged Snape, and the four rushed to the principal's office. Dumbledore led the way, and the white beard flew up.

The two students with the weakest bodies are Isa and Snape. After climbing the spiral stairs, they are basically useless dogs.

Isa was fine, she collapsed into her father's arms as if she had no bones, Voldemort pinched the back of her neck like a small animal, Isa groaned and thumped twice, and still leaned against her father's arms as she wished Ri rested.Snape, on the other hand, was alone and slowly recovered from his panting with weak soles, and he couldn't even concentrate on looking at the familiar headmaster's office.

Dumbledore brushed his beard a few times before inviting everyone to sit down.Voldemort thanked Dumbledore politely, and also took Isa to know the portrait of Principal Dippet (although Isa and Little Tom had seen him in the episode).

"I didn't expect that we would meet in this way in this office." Dumbledore sighed, and at the same time groped for the candy box on the desk with his fingertips, "When Tom graduated, I was still a professor of Transfiguration."

Voldemort transferred the Blowing Super Bubblegum that Dumbledore pushed over to Isa, and Isa happily put the candy in her pocket. Seeing this, Snape also gave her his own candy.Getting three candies by herself obviously made Isa very happy.

Voldemort relaxed on the back of the chair and said, "After I graduated, I wanted to apply to stay in school as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, but the headmaster said I was too young, so I went abroad to practice for a few years."

"Obviously, those years have changed you." Dumbledore fixed his blue eyes on Voldemort sharply, "I thought you would come back to China to continue applying, but you changed your mind and went to the Ministry of Magic The legal department has started, and step by step, it has become what it is today."

Voldemort shrugged: "Yes, I changed my mind. I think the path I chose before can indeed bring me what I want, but the risk is too great, uncontrollable, and even stupid in some respects. So I restrained myself." Some, still reached the height expected back then. Different routes lead to the same goal, don’t they?”

Isa didn't understand his charade with Dumbledore, but Snape and Dumbledore did.

Voldemort has always been a person with anti-social tendencies, and this has not changed until now.Violence is something engraved in the blood of the Gunter family. He still explodes at his subordinates to this day, or blows up a fish tank in anger at home.

He worshiped power in his youth, but he dismissed official positions.Voldemort hated the terms and constraints brought about by politics. He was born to be a devil who broke the rules.The devil doesn't have to be present at the meeting, and deals with journalists and voters with a false smile.The devil does not need to restrain his political opponents, the devil kills those who dislike him, and the devil does not need rules.

But Fassbinder appeared.He told Voldemort that the devil died faster and worse than the politicians, because the devil broke all the rules and was finally overthrown by those who maintained the rules.

Voldemort accepted the challenge.He believed that he could restrain himself, avoid becoming a bloodthirsty lunatic like old Gaunt, and lose the calm and self-control he had always been proud of.

So he learned to fool reporters and voters, bosses and bureaucrats.A born liar, he conquered Great Britain with his charisma and ability, and finally became the magical leader of the land.

legitimate leaders.

All because of his restraint.

"I'm not here today to catch up on the past." Voldemort took out a small leather-bound book from his robe pocket: "Your Christmas present, I gave it to you in advance with Isa."

Dumbledore took the small book with the silhouette of Hogwarts Castle printed on it, and laughed: "Together? Isn't this a great invention of Isa? Minerva also asked me if I should confiscate it in class." Potter's Notebook...a genius idea, Isa. You're going to make a huge difference in a wizard's life."

"I think so." Isa was not at all modest.

Voldemort proudly ruffles Isa's hair.Dumbledore had already opened the X-note and looked at it. Snape thought about it and decided to go first.

After saying hello to the headmaster and Isa's father and daughter, Snape walked down the spiral staircase.

Then he was discovered by a hundred fans who blocked the door of the principal's office in advance.

"It's the Grim Reaper!!!"

One by one, the fans rushed forward with ferocious expressions, and Snape's heart skipped a beat, realizing that he was cornered and had no way to avoid it.

#The former Hogwarts principal and professor of Potions was forced to jump off the building by hundreds of fans! #

Snape really had no choice but to jump off the building.He gritted his teeth, opened the stained glass window in the corridor, and jumped down.

After several ups and downs in the fan girl's mood, the male god appeared! ! ! ——The male god jumped off the building! ! ! ——Wow, the male god actually flew up! ! !

Snape, who had learned the flying secrets of the real broomstick and the Dark Lord in his previous life, glided in the night sky like a night bat, landed silently at the bottom of the castle, and then rushed back to the Slytherin common room.

Who knew there were so many fans in the common room.

"Reaper is back as expected!" The fans rushed over, "Senior, your Transfiguration is so powerful! Senior, your voice is so nice!!!"

Snape calmly sprinted back to the dormitory at a speed of 50 meters, and slammed the door with a "bang".

In the dormitory, roommate Avery: "Ahhh Snape, you are so handsome when you grow up!!! Can you read me a poem to help me sleep before going to bed from now on, okay?"

Snape: ... MD can't stay in this hot school anymore! ! !

The principal's office on the other side.

"On sale at Christmas, that would be great." Dumbledore sincerely admired after trying a few X-note functions, "But we also have to make a new school rule that prohibits the use of X-note in classrooms." .”

Isha deeply sympathized with Narcissa and James who used XX to tease each other in class.

"That's all right," said Voldemort, relieved. "This kind of thing keeps getting banned. I used to pass paper airplanes in class."

"I saw it in Transfiguration class, but I didn't catch you. You moved too fast." Dumbledore shook his head, and Isa's eyes were shining, trying to hear more dark history about her father, but Voldemort calmly said He poked the itchy flesh on his waist.

"I will give careful consideration to the matter of the European United Magic Conference and the Foundation," said Dumbledore.

The purpose of Voldemort's coming to Hogwarts today, apart from watching the performance, is to persuade Dumbledore to accept the foundation he set up and cooperate with the school to provide support and funds for students with novel inventions.Another point is to invite him to attend the European Union of Magic Conference to be held in London next year.

The goal has been achieved, and Voldemort will not stay soon, and he will leave after taking Isa's simple farewell.

"Tom," said Dumbledore at last, smiling, "you have really changed."

"Twenty years have passed, and what has not changed is the vegetable." Voldemort retorted.

Dumbledore shook his head and said nothing more: "Everything is getting better. Go, Tom."

Voldemort snorted softly, picked up Isa, and walked down the spiral staircase lonely.

Then he rushed back to the office in fright amidst the screams of fans.

Dumbledore watched Voldemort slam the office door "..." and pressed against the door panel with a face of shock. Isa suggested directly, "Let's go directly to the Floo Internet Cafe, Dad, anyway. Tomorrow is a holiday, and Wenger will pick up the luggage."

Voldemort quickly borrowed some Floo powder, spilled it and ran away.

On Christmas Day, Isa woke up among the piles of presents, pushed away the gift box that was almost buried on her face with a dazed expression, stood up and looked at the towering pile of presents beside the bed.

"Wenger," she called, "didn't you agree to put everything under the Christmas tree in the living room?"

Wenger appeared with a "snap" and said embarrassingly: "But the living room can't fit it!"

Isa was so confused.She quickly put on her clothes, opened a pink gift box, and opened it with two clicks, only to find that it was a washi tape gift package. When she looked at the greeting card, she saw that it was a senior Ravenclaw she met at the Slug Club. Said that she likes acting very much, Death is super handsome, she bought this X-note after the holiday, ah, it is super good and easy to use, she can use X-note as a handbook, and I will give you a pack of tape, Can you help me give a XX number to a god of death?

Isa: =_,=Oh, no.

She decided to go down to have breakfast first, and then go back and take it apart slowly after eating.

In the dining room, Voldemort wasn't reading a newspaper, he was reading a statement.

Isha gave him a kiss on the cheek, and Nagini, who was tied with a silver ribbon around her neck, also.

"Isa, I think you have to accept a reality," Voldemort said seriously, putting down the report, "We can't go to Diagon Alley today."

Isa had just dragged the little cookie, and was startled when he said this: "Why? They went out of business?"

Voldemort shook his head and said sadly: "You are as angry as I am. You will be watched on the street."

Isa: ...Huh? !

"But our plays are only shown to Hogwarts students!" Isa Gaba gnawed on the cookies, "The inventor of X-note shouldn't be praised so highly?"

Voldemort pointed to a large TV-like screen that had been installed in the living room at some time: "But what if other than the students have watched the play?"

Isa's eyes widened - oh my God, it's the TV! ! !

She didn't even bother to eat breakfast, so she ran to the living room and looked at the TV curiously.

"How?" Isa asked.

Voldemort continued to read the report: "There is a remote control on the coffee table."

Isa found the remote control and pressed the power button.

Appeared on the screen.Several bright green characters appeared on the dark curtain: Hogwarts Christmas Play - "A Tale of the Three Brothers".

Isa got it.She found the video player under the TV, she paused the show, opened the movement of the video player, and it ejected a small box in the shape of a magnetic tape, filled with flocculent objects.

"Why are there memories in the cassette!" Yisha exclaimed.

"That is mass-produced memory, processed from memory, not real memory." Voldemort explained.

"Then if I put my memory directly into the cassette, can this screen be released?"

"Of course, it's called the meditation mirror."

Isa felt so excited that she was finally going to live a life of blissful waste in front of the TV all day!

"Did you invent it, Dad?"

"I provided suggestions and key technologies." Voldemort touched his chin casually. "After all, our company developed it together, and I don't deserve all the credit. But I am the major shareholder, and I still earn more in the end."

Yisha felt that the world had changed: "Dad, have you registered a company?"

"Ah, DeathEater company. Your X-note is also issued and distributed by it. Don't worry, I will also give you a share, 10%."

Isa: ...How should she translate the name DeathEater? The People's Literature Publishing House said it was Death Eater, but it can be translated as Death Eater, so how can it be broken!

"Father, can you still do business in front of the minister?"

Voldemort snorted coldly: "No one dares to impeach me."

Ahhh, so domineering, but still so worried.

"You don't need to worry about my affairs." Voldemort smiled at Isa from above the report, "Hurry up and open the presents after breakfast? I heard that your room is almost full."

As soon as Isa opened the gift, she realized that almost everyone who knew her had given her a gift.The content of the greeting card is uniform: "The drama is great", "X-note is great" and "This is my size XX, how much is yours?" and "The one who plays XXX is so handsome/beautiful, his/her What's the size XX?"

The more familiar friends didn't write this, such as those gay friends in the drama crew who have become so familiar with her, and even Potter gave her a broom, the latest comet.But Isa felt that he was mocking the broomstick very subtly.

Lorenz, who was also on the set, had no close contact with her.She took out her chacha notebook, turned to the page that was planned to be used as a chacha circle of friends, and found that her friend "Love Shark Tooth" was showing off the car given by her uncle.Moments can only post texts at present, but even if they can only post texts, Lorenz perfectly expressed his admiration for his uncle like the surging Rhine River in 140 words and his fanaticism.

Isa swiped through Moments and found that her friends basically complained that since the meditation mirror—only Lily understands this, calling it television, television—was launched, they couldn’t go shopping normally. When I came out, someone ran excitedly and said that you performed really well, and you look so good when you grow up!

Snape, who has social difficulties, also posted an unprecedented message, angrily saying that he was comforted by the clerk when he bought a book: "It doesn't matter if the voice of the male duck changed during the voice change period, and it doesn't matter if you were ugly when you were young. You grow up to be handsome and have a nice voice!"

In the comments below, James took the lead hahaha, and Sirius was the second to chime in hahahahaha, but soon they were drowned in the comfort of Snape fans.

Baibaibaihe (Lily): It's okay, Sif, we won't laugh at you during the voice-changing period

Flicker into a first-class star (Lucius): Almost a year has passed since the voice change period, and you are not ugly

Walking into flat feet (Narcisha): just a little gloomy

Song of the Sea (Regulus): It doesn't matter, even if it doesn't look good now, at least there is something to look forward to in the future

McLeod is the most handsome (Bella): You still have 20cm to grow, how nice

Isa thought for a while, and also replied.

I hold pure white: think about it, there will be a handsome ratio of 186 in the future, and now it is not so unacceptable to be two centimeters shorter than me

Half-Blood Prince: Huh

Snape closed the comment =_,=

private chat

Half-Blood Prince (Remark Name: Professor)

[New signature: Call me Death God again, my prop sickle has been cut. ]

I hold pure white (remark name: Kitty)

[New signature: I want to record "Reciting Shakespeare's sonnets before going to bed" for the professor QwQ]

I am pure white: You actually gave me a cat collar!And what a bell!

Half-Blood Prince: You can wear it to your Cristiano.But it was meant for you, Kitty

Ego is pure white: ...Severus, you have changed!You are heartless!So cruel!

Half-Blood Prince: Oh.Then why did you send me 5cm height increasing boots.

Half-Blood Prince: Speak up

Ego Pure White: [Hello, the other party is offline, and now it is an automatic reply. ]

Half-Blood Prince: "Ha" is wrong, idiot

Ego Pure White: [Hello, the other party has gone offline, and now it is an automatic reply. ]

Padfoot (remark name: Big Dog Smashing)

[New signature: I have a car! ! ! ]

I hold pure white (remark name: a silly)

[New signature: I want to record "Reciting Shakespeare's sonnets before going to bed" for the professor QwQ]

Padfoot: Good brother, thank you so much QwQ

I am pure white: small things, a little money

Padfoot: I've wanted a motorcycle since I was 6!Finally I fulfilled this dream!

I am pure white: so good, so good

Padfoot: I hide it in the closet and keep it upright.I have all the clothes in Seregu's room.I want to modify it!Better to let it fly!

Ego is pure white: Besides motorcycles, do you like cars?

Padfoot: I love convertibles and sports cars.

Padfoot: Too bad I can’t afford it

I am pure white: =v= Then next year I will give you an Aston Martin for fun

Padfoot: Plop!

Padfoot: Brother! ! !

Ego is pure white: (Slap vigorously) Good brother!

Isa, I am not short of money Slytherin, in order to wear the collar given by the professor, Pidianer Pidianer went to find her father to learn Animagus.

Voldemort was off on Christmas Day, and he happened to be free, so he taught little Miaosha hand in hand.

Yisha looked at her father's stalwart animal form and was speechless for a long time.

"...I'm really my own." Finally, she choked out a sentence.

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You are too good, tomorrow I will reply 50+ replies QwQ

It seems that Lauder has an amazing amount of fans (of course I am me), and in the last chapter everyone licked Lauder with enthusiasm.In the next chapter, let's Lauder show off his cuteness