HP told my dad to hit you after school

Isa suspects that her father is too busy to panic.

"Look, this girl is more proficient in teasing girls than me! I wrote a whole five pages!" Isa complained while stirring the porridge, "He has this spare time to give me a trick, why don't he fuck his Ou?" The Devil Community..."

Narcissa yawned and spread strawberry jam on the bread, ignoring her.Snape didn't say a word, but he was still very curious about Voldemort's one hundred tricks to seduce girls.

Saying that, the owl came flying.Isa immediately shielded her porridge and bread vigilantly, and put an "armor" on the breakfast table.

What annoys her the most is that the owl comes to deliver the letter when she eats in the morning, how dirty it is!What if some bird feathers and guano fall down!It's all gone!What to do in case of bird flu infection!

Mourinho came back after delivering her reply to Voldemort, without a letter, purely for stuttering.Isa doesn't dislike her magical bird. The best skills of this gray-haired owl with sharp eyes are staring and sliding kneeling, and she loves to be clean.Isa stroked Mourinho's feathers affectionately, and tore a piece of bread for him.

The magic bird was eating bread in Isa's arms, and another ordinary brown-headed eagle also brought the daily newspaper.Ever since she gave a good lesson to the newspaper owl who threw newspapers and knocked over Isa's porridge, the owls who delivered newspapers to the Slytherin table were very polite, and only dared to fly away after placing the newspaper on the table carefully. .

Isa puts down the spoon and reads the newspaper.

"My dad is on the headlines again." She muttered.

Voldemort is handsome no matter what.He laughed with the Dutch Minister of Magic in front of the flower tent set up in Diagon Alley. The headline read: "Diagon Alley Dutch Magical Culture Festival opens, Minister Voldemort and the Dutch Minister for Magic attend the opening ceremony"

Finally opened.Isa has only one thought now.

Other students who read the newspaper also started whispering.Bella frenziedly took out the scissors and cut the report to make newspaper clippings.Narcissa read the content of the report carefully, and said "ah" excitedly: "This cultural festival looks so good!"

Yes, it must be great, her father has been preparing for it for a whole year.

After Voldemort conquered the British Isles, he planned to start the European continent.The first move he made was the Omo Community.

But when he asked his subordinates to prepare for the OMEC meeting, he realized that the degree of isolation of British wizards is terrible!

His gang didn't even know where Brussels was!His deputy minister actually came to ask him where New York was!

Abraxas, mentally handicapped and certified by Voldemort, the sad deputy minister Malfoy: Don't blame me for world geography?

Voldemort: Is this common sense? ! ? !

Even his 12-year-old daughter knows world geography and world history like the back of her hand!When she first learned how to read, she lay down on the world map and pointed to countries one by one to identify the country names and capitals!

(Isa: ...just because I had to take geography and history exams in my previous life. The talented students who have to go to high school after nine years of compulsory education don't bother to compare with these scumbags who have studied for seven years and come out to die.)

However, this group of so-called high-achieving students who hold high positions in the Ministry of Magic actually don't know all the questions, have they learned all the knowledge?Are they devoting what little brain capacity they have to endless office battles? !

Although he kept reminding himself that there were still many mediocre people in the world, Voldemort was repeatedly shocked by their stupidity.

Voldemort was born a genius, and what puzzles a genius most is why there are so many stupid people in the world.

He has been doing psychological construction for himself since he was a child, don't be scared by idiots, don't be frightened by idiots, but he can always be refreshed by stupid people.

Geniuses are always lonely because no one can stand by them.

Voldemort doesn't want anyone to stand by his side, as long as he has subordinates who can understand his intentions and do things well.

But the point is that most of his subordinates are so fucking muddy that they can't support the wall!

He really wants to create countless selves. If he does everything himself, it will definitely be perfect!

... Is this also one of the truths about Voldemort splitting his soul in parallel time and space?

But Voldemort can't affect it, it's ninjutsu, not magic.He can only break the blockade of the people step by step and let them understand the outside world.

He hired a writer to start a column in the Daily Prophet, writing about foreign anecdotes.

But this is far from enough.

Therefore, Voldemort began to prepare for the Cultural Festival.

Originally, the first cooperation partner of the cultural festival should be Germany. He and the German Minister Fassbinder are close friends, but when he thinks of Fassbinder urging his eldest nephew to chase his daughter, he will not respond.

Voldemort would never believe that Fassbinder was not behind Lorenz.

Fassbender must have wanted Isa to fall in love with his nephew and control his daughter!

treacherous!

There were many candidates for cooperation partners, so he chose the Netherlands.The Minister of Magic of the Netherlands is a fat guy with a Mediterranean naivety, but he is very shrewd.

Communication between smart people has never been worry-free.After easily finalizing the cooperation charter, they began the one-year preparatory work.

After the opening of this year's cultural festival, the Netherlands, as the best example, has also attracted invitations from many countries.

There are many bonuses of cultural festivals.

First of all, the cultural festival is to set up stalls and performances to introduce the national wizard culture and customs.The longer the development time, the more things are sold on the stall and the more you earn.

Secondly, foreign wizards who have learned about the customs will definitely want to travel!This also boosts tourism.

In the end, it's an achievement for the Ministry of Magic.

Since the cultural festival is bilateral, the UK will also hold a cultural festival in the Netherlands.Voldemort gave thousands of warnings, absolutely not allowing them to sell food stalls in the Netherlands, British cuisine can't afford to lose this man.

To supplement the absence of food, Voldemort translated all his teaching materials and moved them to Holland for sale.

It must be selling very well, hehehe!

"I really want to go to the cultural festival. It is said that there are many interesting gadgets and performances..." Narcissa is very yearning, "Unfortunately, we still have to go to school..."

Isa doesn't care: "The cultural festival will be held until the end of the summer vacation. We can go during the summer vacation. Anyway, we will definitely go shopping in Diagon Alley during the summer vacation."

The little wizards of Hogwarts are chatting about the cultural festival, discussing the legendary magic tulips, magic windmills, magic cheese brought by the Netherlands...

Also, the British Minister of Magic severely suppressed the appearance of the Dutch Minister of Magic.

This gave British wizards a strange sense of national pride.

Similar to our national idol Fu Dazao is so handsome proud.

Neither Isa nor Snape understood.

It's not that you yourself are handsome, why are you so happy.

childish.

The little wizards were still immersed in the novelty of the cultural festival, and Snape received a new order.The store asked for a box of the highest quality veritaserum, and the time was very tight.

Snape could only ask Isa for help.

They now have to drink veritaserum at night when they don't have much homework, which also arouses the suspicion of interested people.

Lorenz wondered what they were doing the night they disappeared.

On Friday night, Isa and Snape finished their homework and headed to the Room of Requirement.

But when they reached the fifth floor, Snape stopped Isa.

"Someone is following us."

Isa nodded calmly, and the two separated.

Isa went straight to Professor McGonagall's office, she said she decided she was going to start learning Animagus!

Snape went to the Gryffindor tower, shouted out Sirius Black loudly, under the attack of Sirius' eyes that could pierce him, he reluctantly took out a pack of spicy sticks from his pocket, Said that it was Isa who wanted to give it to him, but she had something to do tonight so asked Snape to help bring it.

After killing each other for a while, the two went back to the eighth floor. Snape, who was experienced in spying, confirmed that he had shaken off his tail before they entered the Room of Response.

"Who is that follower?" Isa asked.

Snape shook his head, he didn't know.He can find it purely by intuition.

But the stalker made it impossible for them to come to the Room of Requirement at all.

Their future secret activities will be shrouded in the shadow of this stalker.

The whole process of boiling the potion today was eerily quiet.Isa thought for two hours with her head drooping, and finally came up with a solution.

"Do you know the Marauder's Map?"

Of course Snape knew about the Marauder's Map.In the werewolf incident, he used the Marauder's Map to know that these careless bastards ran to the screaming hut to die. He ran to save these cubs, but was knocked unconscious by Harry Potter. When he woke up, he found that he had been knocked maliciously on the head a few times.

Hi, I'm so pissed off! ! !

"We can make a Marauder's Map, which is very convenient for doing anything!" Isa said enthusiastically, "I can also take this opportunity to learn more things!"

Snape thought about it and thought it was a good idea.

So after completing today's potion project, the two spent some time in the Room of Requirement.

They began to lay out a schedule for making the Marauder's Map.

"First of all, we need to solve the following problems:" Snape, as a person who witnessed the Marauder's Map, has the right to speak, "the confidentiality of the map, the accuracy of the map drawing, and the problem of naming names."

"Almost every problem cannot be solved by a second-year wizard." Snape said seriously.

"We are not little wizards in the second year." Isa said softly, watching Snape seriously: "You are one of the greatest headmasters in the history of Hogwarts."

Snape was caught off guard by the flattery, and the tips of his ears were a little red.

"Why don't I know that I am one of the greatest headmasters," he brushed his half-length hair to cover his ears, "but you are the most glib person in the history of Hogwarts, bar none."

"I'm serious!" Isa pouted, "You are the best principal in my heart! Same as Dumbledore!"

Snape quickly concealed his bewilderment with harsh words: "How old are you and you still pout, is your mind still at the age of 3, and you still want to make the Marauder's Map?"

Yisha quickly pursed her lips, and said obediently: "I can still ask for help outside the court."

Snape realized she could ask her dad, one of the best students Hogwarts had ever seen.

But he had serious misgivings about giving Voldemort the task of making the Marauder's Map.

"It's okay, my dad is busy with cultural festivals recently, so he doesn't have time to worry about what we are going to do. I just ask some technical questions, and he just needs to answer them." Isa could see Snape's doubts, " And even if my father knew about it, he would only be happy that our abilities are so strong, it is more than enough to make a Marauder's Map with his abilities, he just didn't think of this idea."

Snape's doubts were half-dispelled.

"We can definitely do it." Isa cheered herself up, "With the professor here, why can't we do it? Severus, you are the best!!! My dad is also very good!!!"

Snape found out that Isa was a brainless Snape and a brainless Voldemort.

...But he still had a little bit of secret joy about what was going on.

Snape had seldom heard such praise in his previous life.

When he was a student, his professors would praise him for his excellence, but they only went so far as to point it out.

After becoming a Death Eater, his boss Voldemort praised him most generously only twice, that is the time he told him the prophecy he overheard, and the time he killed Dumbledore.

Voldemort's praise was like a knife, piercing his heart one by one.

After becoming a spy, the Order of the Phoenix doubted him, and the Death Eaters doubted him.Except for the flattery of some Slytherin students after becoming the headmaster, he hadn't heard such serious and childish praise for so long.

Isha never hides her admiration for him.Maybe he just casually made a pot of high-quality water of life and death in Potions class, and Isa would look at him with that kind of warm eyes, as if he saved the world, with a frightening light in his eyes.

Even as soon as he cast a powerful off-the-wall spell, like the one that puts potions into categories automatically, she would blow him a wave of shock and admiration: "It's indeed Severus! That's amazing !!!”

...Obviously she can do this herself.

Snape suspected that she had other plans at first, because as Voldemort's daughter, she was likely to win him over for her father.

But after getting along for two years, he found that he was thinking too much.

She really just insisted on blowing out of habit.

He wasn't used to having such a sincere and brainless Snape blowing, he tried various methods of attacking him, such as deliberately not giving her a gift in return at Christmas, refusing her invitation to form a team in class, or directly mocking her.

When he found that he was unwilling to use all his strength to mock her, he knew that he might really accept her.

To accept such a eccentric, lively, short-sighted, intelligent and precocious, but full of love and kindness, Isabella.

The only thing he is tense about now is her identity.

She is Voldemort's daughter, and she has a particularly deep affection for Voldemort.

But he always forgets this when he gets along with her. Only when Issa insists on giving her father some sense of presence and bragging for her father will he remember that she is the daughter of the Dark Lord.

"Then it's such a happy decision!" Yisha scribbled down the notes, "The Marauder's Map project is officially launched! Hey, what should we write on the cover, [The handsome and attractive Blue Winged Bat King and the beautiful and moving Green Bat King] The Marauder’s Map brought to you by King Shanlong!] Like this? The password is [HalaMadrid (Come on Madrid)]?”

"Who the hell is the Blue Winged Bat King and the Green Shirt Dragon King!" Snape flipped the table angrily, "Aren't you itchy?! I told you that you will be dismissed by me!"

The author has something to say:

Fuck, Thor 3 is currently being filmed, and it's almost desperately trying to send out hammer sugar!Ma Dan, I'm going to be sweetened to death!It's scary!

Okay, let’s talk about our article. There are two lines in the full text, Lauder’s world-dominating career line and a silly love line. I feel that I am now pushing the love line steadily. I will find out when I finish writing a few chapters of the love line. Lauder's career line hasn't moved much, so he turned around and pushed the career line, and then went back to write the love line...

What's even more tragic is that the plot of the love line is soaring all the way, but the favorability of these two people just doesn't increase!

It's really hard to let these two guys who have no love brain at all fall in love QAQ