HP told my dad to hit you after school

The Slytherins find their mascot, Isabella Lytherin, loose in the face of the wooing of transfer student Thomas Lorenz.

"Why? You finally found out that he's all right?" Narcissa asked in the dormitory symposium, "Didn't you swear before that he must have other plans?"

Isa huddled under the quilt, and gently touched Ronaldo. He made a comfortable gurgling sound, turned over, and exposed his belly.

"It's just an illusion, you know," Isa said vaguely, "He helped me once, and I promised to try to make friends with him first, but don't even think about going any further."

"I heard you say he looks like McEvoy last time. Who is McEvoy?" Scarlett asked.

Yisha's scalp tingled: "He doesn't look like it! It's just that when it's getting dark, I can't see clearly, a little, a little wrong..."

Very flustered.

"So who is McEvoy?" Narcissa asked persistently.

"He doesn't look like Yimei!" Isa writhed on the bed, "Not at all! His uncle's surname is Fassbinder! This is not Shamei's candy, it is not!"

"...you are so flustered." The roommates saw it, "Why are you so flustered, who are McEvoy and Kazumi?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Isa had to explain, "James McEvoy is an actor...Scottish actor, very, very handsome, especially those blue eyes and red lips. His nickname is Yimei , because he was rated as the most beautiful in Europe by the fans... I, I only agreed that day because Lorenz's eyes were too, too wronged and watery, and I felt a little bit like a beauty..."

Narcissa dragged her voice out: "Oh—our Slytherin mascot turned out to be immune to watery dog ​​eyes..."

"Aren't you interested in him?" Scarlett asked enthusiastically.

"...No." Isa affirmed after careful consideration, "Absolutely not. I didn't lie to you, and I didn't feel tempted. Unless he looks like Yimei."

"Oh. I mean. You don't change your mind that easily." Narcissa breathed a sigh of relief.

"Changing your mind? What does it mean to change your mind?" Isa asked sensitively.

"It means you don't like Snape anymore." Narcissa said.

Yisha took a breath: "No, no, no, although he is my male god, he is someone I admire, but I definitely don't have that kind of meaning for him."

Even Epra, who had just fallen asleep, woke up: "What kind of meaning?"

"That's right, that's what Narcissa meant to Lucius, no!"

Narcissa: "Don't use me as an example."

Yisha repeatedly assured: "My dad won't let me fall in love, and I don't like anyone."

Scarlett sighed in disappointment: "Ah...why is your father like this..."

Narcissa felt that something was wrong: "Then why did you go to Snape to explain that night after you promised Lorenz to be your friend? Why did you explain for a long time? What about Alan Rickman?"

Isa felt dizzy: "It's nothing interesting, I'm just afraid he might misunderstand... After all, I told him before that I would never have anything to do with Lorenz, and now I seem to be breaking my promise by doing so, just, just explain to him ..."

"Since you just admire him, why do you have to explain?" Narcissa, the love wingman, insisted, "You are just friends with Lorenz, why are you afraid that Snape will misunderstand you? Kid, it's not good to lie~ "

Yisha pulled up the quilt and covered her head frantically: "You are the children! My old aunt who is almost 30 will not play love galgames with you!"

The three girls giggled.

"Don't be shy, old aunt." Scarlett teased her, "Didn't you say that Snape is also very mature in mental age, so don't you get along with him?"

Isa made a very deliberate snoring sound, and Ronaldo, who was stuffed in the quilt, struggled to expose his little head, and arched his flushed shit-shoveling officer.

Snape also felt confused.

I originally made an appointment with Isa to do my homework in the library on Sunday night, but Isa hurried over and pulled him to say something strange.

"Lorenz helped me. He said he wanted to be my friend. I should have refused mercilessly, but I was so out of my mind at the time. I actually felt that his watery eyes and his mouth were red and red. Yimei agreed as soon as her brain got hot."

Snape didn't know why: "Oh, so."

"So I think it's very tangled! First of all, it's the issue of Yimei. Let me tell you that everyone likes Yimei now. You are a bit out of date, you know. Suddenly, a male supporting actor who looks like Yimei with the author's stamp—but He really doesn't look the same, but he looks the same - if he makes some other moths that look like Yimei in the future, everyone will forget that he is actually a scheming boy who can use love potions, so stand him properly! Yours The position of the hero is extremely dangerous!"

Snape: "...so who is Kazumi? Also, why am I dying?"

"Yimei is a popular angel. You don't have any new works recently, and you have fewer and fewer doujinshi, of course you have to be out of breath... Don't talk about this-I mean, I didn't mean to talk to him, uh, that or something, It's just that he helped me out, and, uh, I didn't forgive him for the love potion thing, and I never liked him, don't worry—"

Snape became more and more confused: "Why are you explaining this? Whether you make friends or not is your business, not mine—"

"But he has hurt you! Love potion! I will never forget it!" Isa began to shake her hands on the spot with some excitement, "I just want to tell you, I usually just say hello to him and chat about the weather, absolutely absolutely not I will do something special to please! Absolutely not!!!”

Snape came back a bit: "So you're afraid that I'll be angry or something... so you ran over to explain?"

Yisha has no silver 300 taels here and quickly confirmed: "Yes, yes, I am just afraid that you will be sulking if you don't understand. You have a much higher status in my heart than Laurenz! You are my male god!"

The old aunt who claimed to be 30 years old was anxious like a real 12-year-old girl at this time: "I, I, I, I, I will stop talking, don't be angry! Don't think about it! I didn't betray you, and I would never do this What kind of thing! I, I, I, I will go back to the dormitory first, and my back is sweating after flying around—”

run away.

Snape watched inexplicably as Isa, who had promised to do her homework, ran out of the library in small steps.

"Why is she blushing?" He said to himself, shaking his head.

Isa and Snape's friendship remained the same.

They sit at the front and back desks during class, and if they have time in the evening, they make an appointment to do homework together in the library or common room. Whether Narcissa will join depends on whether she has an appointment or not.

Sometimes they would secretly do their homework with Lily for a while, but these opportunities became less and less frequent, as they avoided not only the Gryffindors, but the Slytherins as well.

Isa and Snape would disappear for two nights every month. They claimed that they were going to study potions. Later, after the people in confinement at Slughorn said they hadn't seen them, they changed their words and said that they were actually To drink tea with the guards of the Forbidden Forest.

Their mental age is obviously much higher than that of 12-year-old children.When 12-year-olds are eager to express themselves or do stupid things they would do at this age, they all maintain a calm look, and the contempt and disgust in their eyes are exactly the same.

They spent all the time the other kids were playing Quidditch or running wildly by the Black Lake on a sunny day, eerily quiet.Their concentration is beyond that of a child of this age.Even the senior students don't have their concentration.

Isa always has no expression when facing strangers, but when facing friends or acquaintances, she will show her teeth and smile.Everyone in Slytherin liked this mascot who was always earning them house points in class, except for a few jealous ones.People from the other three academies also had a high opinion of this girl who never showed any discrimination from the academy, although most of the reason was that she was as good-looking as her father.

Snape has a relatively withdrawn personality, doesn't take the initiative to talk to others, and has a very high talent for potions.He had a few enemies in Gryffindor, but he didn't seem to take them very seriously.All his interests are in his studies, and he does not participate in other activities.Except for a few people, no one could talk to him.

And he is very powerful when he curses.

Very mean.

The above is Lorenz's observation diary.

Lorenz folded the letter and put it in the mailing envelope.

Fassbender asked him to record Isabella's daily life, including her preferences and habits.It was difficult at first, but after meeting some of her friends, it was not difficult.Especially when he was able to chat with Isabella while eating.

He didn't know what his uncle wanted to do, but he was sure his uncle had big plans.

He had always been adamant that his uncle was a born leader.He adored him since childhood.He swore to follow him till death.

His uncle is a strong man who can unify Europe, and the only opponent he can see is Isabella's father.He was a strong man who was recognized by his uncle himself.

He hopes to contribute to his uncle's great cause.

Even something as trivial as observing a little girl.

In the first half of the semester, he went to the doctor in a hurry and gave Snape a love potion.He kept it a secret because he knew that his uncle would definitely call him reckless when he found out.Fortunately Snape was a rootless half-breed, and neither he nor his friends came to trouble him.

He hoped they would forget about it.

He hoped it wouldn't get in the way of his plans with his uncle.

And what he hopes most now is to find out where Isabella and Snape went for the two nights they disappeared every month.

He wants to know all their secrets.

all.

Voldemort received another letter from Isa.

He could see that the little girl was very flustered in the face of Lorenz's pressing step by step.He thought that she was still too young in front of Laurenz despite her inexperience.

And this Fassbender's nephew is really skilled in using these methods of seducing girls with retreat.

He also played when he was young, and his acting skills are definitely higher than Lorenz.But when he realized that these were pure waste of time, he fell into the arms of black magic again.

And now, there is another boy chasing his daughter with the remaining tricks he played back then.

Voldemort rolled up his sleeves. He wanted to write a long letter, listing the tricks of those liar boys one by one, reminding him that the innocent little girl, if she meets these bastards again, she will just throw a fuchsia in the past. Their innocent appearance deceives!

Especially those handsome ones, they are definitely not good things!

...and he is handsome too.

He admits that he is not a good person!

Yisha received a long letter from her father called "[-] Tips for Seducing Girls".

She wanted to flirt with her sister.

Dad, why are you so proficient! ! ! ! ! !

The author has something to say:

Lorenz doesn't look like Kazumi.Not like! ! !I am overwhelmed by your comments, and I feel that you will abandon the professor's appearance every minute!

Well, I don’t know if you will accept it or not. Lorenz’s male god is his uncle. His uncle’s name is Fasha, and Lorenz has beautiful dog eyes and red lips.

I racked my brains to come up with a replica Sharky, my heart is full

I went to watch "He is a Dragon" today, and I watched it once on station B during the winter vacation, and I felt the taste of first love in the middle of the night! ! ! ...Although I have never been in a relationship, Brother Long really hit me right away!Brother Long, Brother Long, my marriage!

The girls are really going to see He's a Dragon!Satisfy all your girlish hearts! ! ! !I can eat this girl's heart for 20 years!

The heroine is the youngest daughter of the Duke, who was going to marry the grandson of the dragon slayer, but was captured by the dragon at the wedding.Then the super cute heroine of the fighting nation is having a sweet time with Brother Long on Long Island!super sweet!

Finally HE!Ah ah ah ah ah finally the heroine returned to the human world and thought she had to follow her heart, because she fell in love with the dragon, so she sang the song of the dragon at the wedding and directly summoned the dragon!

The male lead, Brother Long, is so handsome that he will never have me again!He basically only wears a pair of big pants in the whole film!Abs!Mermaid line!So handsome that my face exploded in place!Brother Long is a model!

The heroine is awesome!A little fairy who can save herself and flirt with a fighting nation!In the end, he dared to forcefully kiss Longlong!Brother Long was terrified

There are movie theaters now, go see it, go see it, it’s strange that this film has been popular abroad, but it’s super popular in China, it’s much better than those youth films! ! !