HP told my dad to hit you after school

Yisha will never forget the scene where she was caught selling hand-painted maps in the ancient city of Lijiang in her previous life.

She remembered the maps painted in colored gouache, with an abstract beauty, and the various buildings were small and cute.She made up her mind to buy one as a souvenir, and the stall owner smiled and pointed out——

"100 yuan!"

And now, biting the quill, she gave Snape the hand-drawn map of Hogwarts that she had drawn with great anticipation.

Snape flattened the map, his brows gradually furrowed, then relaxed again.

"How is it?" Isa asked eagerly, "Isn't it awesome!"

"Indeed," said Snape mildly, "I would like to give this map to James Potter."

"Why send him?"

Snape: "If he travels at night according to this map, he will be caught by Filch, and my hatred will be relieved."

Isa: "...you just say that I can draw hot chickens."

Snape patted her on the shoulder: "As a teacher, you can't discourage children's enthusiasm. Also, children are not allowed to swear."

But he still folded the map neatly and put it away.

"About the map password, I thought about it." Snape crossed his fingers on his knees, "I think we should make two maps, and you and I each set a password."

Yisha was inexplicably a little excited: "That is to say, everyone's Marauder's Map is a customized VIP version?"

Snape: "...yes."

Isa let out a long and joyful breath, then took out a letter from under her homework, opened it, and took out a standard printed map of Hogwarts from inside.

Snape: "...Why didn't you take out this kind of thing earlier if you have such a thing, you have to hand-paint it yourself!"

Yisha is upright: "You must do things with your own hands! Children, don't swear!"

This map was used by Voldemort back then. In order to find the secret room, he made this map.The women's restroom on the second floor above is also marked red with red ink.

"Very precise, all the secret passages and opening methods are on it." Yisha lowered her voice, "This is top secret, only we can see it."

Snape nodded solemnly, then tapped on the map to "duplicate into two", and kept the duplicated copy for himself.

As a great master at the principal level, Snape's magical attainments were not comparable to Isa's.He did a great job of making most of the maps, and the day before the final exam, he showed a blank parchment to Isa, who was struggling to memorize the exam site.

"Fire," he said, pointing to the blank paper with his wand, and fine lines of ink stretched out along the tip of the wand, instantly outlining the map of Hogwarts.

Isa's eyes widened: "You did it!"

"But I need to connect to the student list at Hogwarts, otherwise I won't be able to mark everyone's work." Snape frowned. "Only the headmaster and vice-headmaster have the student list."

Isa felt that this was a bit difficult: "Then you have to go to Dumbledore...how did Potter and the others succeed?"

There was sarcasm and resentment on Snape's face: "Potter has always been very popular with Dumbledore, and he has different 'little tricks'."

Obviously, they couldn't do it that way.

Isa was lying on the table dejectedly, fiddled with the footer of the notebook.The making of the Marauder's Map was just a step away, but after the exams these days, they will be on summer vacation, who would be willing to endure another two months.

"Let's go out for research during the summer vacation!" Yisha made up her mind, "My dad goes to work every day, so he definitely doesn't know what I'm doing when I go out. Maybe we can find a way to mark the points during the summer vacation?"

Snape didn't refuse: "I hope so."

As soon as the summer vacation was over, Isa couldn't wait to ask Snape out to play.

"Let's go to Diagon Alley to find a coffee shop for a day! You can do homework, study the Marauder's Map... I have a new idea that you will definitely like! And the Dutch cultural festival is not over yet, we can go shopping !"

The letter was sent out in the morning, and the magic bird brought back the reply in the afternoon.

"Oh. You set a time. I don't go to cultural festivals."

Very Snape-esque brevity.

So Isha, who couldn't wait, set it up tomorrow.

After receiving the note from Snape agreeing, Isa threw herself onto the bed with a howl of excitement, and C Luo Mao exploded in fright. She rolled on the bed twice, then jumped up and opened the closet: "Look! Clothes! Find beautiful clothes! Tomorrow I have an appointment with the professor hehehe—”

When Voldemort opened the door of Isa's room, he saw the girl wearing an exaggerated lo skirt and posing in the mirror with a silly face.

"The witch chosen by the moon—" She hugged Ronaldo seriously, and pinched Master Meow's pink and tender meat pads, "bring the strongest winger in Portugal to meet us! It's up to us to save the British magic world! Full moon—curved—knife—”

Voldemort: "...Did I interfere with your plan to save Britain?"

Isa: ………

This is so embarrassing.

Ronaldo struggled to jump out of her arms in disgust, and ran to rub against Voldemort's feet.Voldemort bent down to pick up Master Meow, and began to pet the cat skillfully.Isa frantically took off the hairpin on top of her head, and the jingling bracelet around her neck.Voldemort raised his eyebrows slightly, watched her take off the jewelry, and then asked in an expected subtle tone: "...Are you going out to meet someone tomorrow?"

Yisha was even more embarrassed: "Ah, it's... no, how did you find out, Dad?"

Voldemort: If you don't go out, you lazy bastard can wear a nightgown for a day without combing your hair. I don't know you yet!

"Is it because you want to meet someone you care about?" He couldn't help but add some gossip in his tone, "I remember that the Black family traveled to Seychelles this year... So, who are you going to meet?"

Yisha's face froze, a little scared and a little shy: "A good friend..."

Voldemort's face darkened: "Boys or girls?"

Damn, why did her father interrogate that this is the same as her mother in her previous life!

Going out to play tomorrow?

Who did you go with?

How many people?

Boys and girls?

Where are you going?

What are you playing?

How much did it cost?

What time will you be back?

Why did you buy so many things back? !

Playing and playing all day long, do you still want to study? !

Look at you, people who are about to take the senior high school entrance examination/go to high school/senior senior/graduate/graduate/postgraduate entrance examination/find a job!Still thinking about playing all day long!

Isa figured out a way to deal with her father.She looked stern, and said honestly: "Go out with Severus Snape to do homework, and kidnap him to watch the cultural festival. Snape has excellent grades, is mature and assertive, and has an outstanding talent for potions. A lot of talent. I hope I can gather him for my use."

Voldemort didn't expect her to answer like this. He was just worrying normally as a parent that his daughter was going crazy with her classmates, and he didn't think about any "deep struggle" at all.Isa's answer surprised him.

Are children now full of scheming and struggle?

"It's good that you, er, want to do this," at least you won't be cheated, "but you still have to make a few sincere friends."

Isa:? ? ?True friend?Is this what her father would say?

"I don't want you to be full of calculations." Voldemort let go of Ronaldo and let Ronaldo jump off, rubbing Isa's hair, "You are a good boy, the little princess of Slytherin. You can make friends with confidence, You don’t have to think too much about forces and cliques, you’ve already done a good job at school.”

"I, am I not going to be the leader?"

"You are already the leader of the lower grades." Voldemort thought about Lucius' information, "Excellent grades, outstanding ability, good-looking and easy to get along with, you are already the leader in the hearts of the lower grades. Deliberately trying to win over It will catch Dumbledore's attention."

"I know that you really regard that kid as your friend. It's normal for him to be outstanding. Would my daughter find a mediocre person to be friends with? It's fine to have a normal relationship, and stop thinking about trying to win over."

Isa was stunned.Her father actually has such an open and inclusive attitude? !

You don't need to develop power, just make friends!

Is this what Voldemort would say! ! ? !

"You can be a leader in your own right. Even if you are not above them..." Voldemort smiled, "With me, no one can bully you."

Voldemort's words hit Isa on the head like a thunderbolt.

sue! ! !

So f*cking su! ! !

Her father has no friends! ! !

What kind of shit did she go? There is such a father on the stall! ! !

She loves her father to death! ! !

Isa jumped into Voldemort's arms and rubbed him hard: "I love you, Dad!!!"

Voldemort patted Isa on the back, and suddenly his face darkened again: "But no dating is allowed! Not that Snape! Not even Lorenz!"

Isa: ...she knew it.

Snape was dressed very ordinary today, with a white shirt and black trousers, and his hair was relatively clean and fresh. (However, Snape's clean and fresh hair is already very unusual) (not black) (do not hit the author)

Isa gave up her ostentatious dress and went there in a simple dress with a small bag on her shoulders. She waited idly for him with a double scoop of ice cream in each hand at the entrance of the ice cream shop.

On a sunny morning, a beautiful girl with long hair licks ice cream and looks into the distance thoughtfully under a parasol.

And the person she was waiting for was him.

Snape's heart skipped a beat as he walked out of Knockturn Alley.

He folded the big black cloak he was wearing just now and stuffed it into the bag that had been cast with the Space Expanding Charm, lifted the Ignoring Charm, and walked quickly towards the long-haired girl under the parasol.

The bewilderment and lack of interest in the girl's eyes completely disappeared after seeing him, and now her eyes are shining brightly, looking him up and down like a treasure, and sincere joy and admiration are about to overflow.

Snape pursed his lips and smiled slightly, a rare dimple looming at the corner of his mouth.

In this life, at least one person treats him sincerely.

... However, when Isa opened her mouth, all the beautiful atmosphere was ruined by her.

"Oh, Severus, you look so good in a white shirt! You look like a school girl, you know! That kind of green boy-ah, although you are an uncle now, don't stare at me like I didn't say it-anyway He’s more handsome than Sirius! That guy only knows how to smile badly all day long, so why isn’t he cured of his second illness?” Isa handed over an ice cream, “I bought it for you, mango and mint flavors, sprinkled on top. With some chopped hazelnuts, the peppermint flavor of this restaurant is delicious.”

Snape took the ice cream habitually, he was too tired to pester an angel with appearance, but he was dumbfounded with "Oh my god" and "Thieves are exciting".

Please don't open your mouth, thank you, let everyone be deceived by your beautiful and demure appearance for a while longer.

His first impression of Isa was so good, calm and self-restraining, unruffled in times of danger, and an extremely intelligent young lady, after buying the aging agent, she stuffed him with a sizzling honey bee candy as a thank you.

In the end, he didn't know what kind of virtue this guy was until school started. He really doubted how Voldemort taught such a girl.Could it be that Voldemort himself is such an out-of-the-box look?

But apart from him and Narcissa who are close, in the eyes of other classmates, Isa is still a calm, self-sustaining and intelligent young lady!

How did this strange discrepancy come about?

"Ah? Why do I have such a good image to the outside world?" Isa walked side by side with him on the street of Diagon Alley, licking the smell of her matcha tea, a little puzzled, "It's very simple, don't speak to the outside world, just smile and pretend It's okay. My dad taught me, he told me not to talk too much, and I will destroy everything as soon as I speak."

Snape: It seems that Voldemort's perception of you is also very correct!Then how on earth did he teach you to be like this? It's even more strange!

After an inexplicable interruption, Snape suppressed the throbbing of the long-haired girl who had just seen the sun.

"My father's suggestion is to set up a magic circle that can identify identity." Isa said, "Hogwarts itself has a magic circle that can identify wizards and Muggles. Just connect the magic circle to the Marauder's map."

Snape frowned: "But activating the magic circle will definitely attract the teacher's attention."

Yisha winked at him: "We can sneak away during the summer vacation. Don't frown all the time, the eyebrows will naturally fall down, and there will be wrinkles between the brows."

Snape subconsciously stretched his brows, and then pursed his lips uncomfortably: "Don't worry about this mess...Dumbledore will find out if you sneak to school during the summer vacation."

Isa cleared her throat pretentiously: "As far as I know, Dumbledore is about to leave for France to meet with the principal of Beauxbatons..."

The corner of Snape's mouth twitched: "How do you know so clearly?"

"I wrote to ask him." Isa said honestly.

Snape: ...you have a big heart!

They found a coffee shop and ordered a cup of coffee each.Snape just ordered a cup of black coffee, no milk or sugar.Isa is so sweet that she ordered a cappuccino and poured sugar in it crazily.Snape felt flustered looking at it.

They took out their homework and started to brush with the same speed.

"I can solve all the defense against the dark arts today." Isa wrote the thesis without raising her head, "Hey, I think Professor Diallo is super talkative, and he assigns us less homework than other colleges many."

Snape's Defense Against the Dark Arts professor in his previous life was not Diallo. At that time, the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor was changed almost every two or three years, all because of Voldemort's second-year curse.

Fortunately, Voldemort aspired to become the Minister of Magic in this life, but he didn't come to Hogwarts to apply.

"I think he takes good care of you." Snape scratched his chin with a quill and corrected a spelling mistake, "You are the one who gets the most points in the whole school."

Isa couldn't figure it out, so she just stopped thinking about it: "Maybe it's because my beauty and kindness moved him?"

Snape rolled his eyes: "You shut up, I don't want to spit on my summer homework."

The two of them spent the whole morning finishing their homework, and after eating something at noon, they began to make plans to sneak into Hogwarts.

"I know that the Bee Dukes in Hogsmeade have a secret passage to Hogwarts," Isa said.

Snape didn't know where it was. The only secret way out of the school he knew was from the Screaming Shack to the Whomping Willow, but Lupine hadn't been bitten in his life, and Hogwarts hadn't planted the Whomping Willow.

...and he didn't want to see the Shrieking Shack again.

Where he was bitten to death.

But being able to be friends with the enemy's daughter in this life was beyond his dream.

No, the scariest thing is that Voldemort would raise a daughter.

"...We will be able to find the eye by then." Isa scribbled on the parchment and completed the plan, "What do you think?"

Snape was distracted, didn't listen to what she had to say, casually gave a "huh", took the plan and read it in disguise.

"..."

After reading it, Snape felt that there was no problem, and raised his head: "Okay, then it will be a week later - what are you looking at me for?"

Yisha stared at his focused expression just now, with a strange smirk at the corner of her mouth.She didn't close her expression, and said along her mind: "It's great to be able to chat with you like this..."

Snape stared at her inexplicably: "What the hell..."

"It's nothing, by the way, I'll show you something!" Yisha quickly suppressed the words in her heart, and took out two notebooks with black covers, "I gave you the one with the crucible painted on it."

Snape took the blank notebook, a little puzzled: "Is there anything special about it? Or is it special because it's ugly?"

Yisha held back her eyes and said, "Try writing a sentence on it."

Snape picked up his pen and wrote on the first page: "Isha is retarded."

A wonderful thing happened.The current date and time were displayed in small print after his sentence, and Isha looked down at her notebook, her face darkening.

She replied with a pen: "You are mentally retarded!!!"

Snape was shocked to find that the reply in Isa's font appeared on his notebook: "You are mentally retarded!!!", followed by the date and time in small print

"Is this a notebook that can communicate?" Snape flipped through the notebook and asked in surprise, "Is there a distance limit?"

Isa shook her head: "No."

This is the inspiration she got from Mr. Diary!

"I'm going to call it QQ." Yisha said seriously.

"Did you buy it or did your father make it?"

"I made it!"

"How can you make such a delicate thing?"

"Don't underestimate me!!!"

Snape couldn't help laughing.

"It's just average." Snape nodded, "I understand all the techniques here, the main reason is that your idea is relatively novel."

Yisha said happily: "More than that! This is just a beginner, and I will join group chats, friends and other functions in the future! I will develop an instant messaging tool for wizards!"

"Only relying on a notebook? That's inconvenient."

"Sooner or later I will invent the touchscreen!"

Ambitious, little girl.Snape looked at Isa's radiant face, a little dazed.

When he was really 13 years old, he was also full of ambitions.

He wants to be the one above all others, and trample those who have humiliated him under their feet.

However, he made an irreparable mistake on the way to realize his ambition, and his whole life was used to atone for it.

He has lost his ambition.In this life, he lived only to make the people around him happy.

He never thought about his future.

He has locked his ambitions in the deepest drawer.

And Yisha, this girl who also has experience beyond her physical age, is still looking forward to the future of a new life.

"We can develop the Internet in the wizarding world! It's so hot to think about it!" Isa tried to pull him into the water, "You will be Severus Zuckerberg, and I will be Isabella. Huateng. Yun. Ma! "

"the Internet?"

"Come, let me introduce you—"

"Isa," Snape stopped her, "I don't want to be part of this."

"Huh?!" Yisha's eyes widened in surprise, "But, you were obviously very interested just now, and your eyes were bright—"

"I just want to live an ordinary life in this life, and I don't want to achieve any great achievements."

Isa looked like you were teasing me: "What kind of Slytherin is a Slytherin without ambition! You must want to achieve a career!"

"Don't guess." Snape said calmly, "I'm just a Slytherin without ambition."

"I have already lost everything for my ambition."

Isa was a little dazed, of course she knew what Snape, who defected to Voldemort in his previous life, did that made him regret his whole life.

"But..." Isa said hesitantly, "...my father... wants to treat you to dinner tonight."

Snape, who originally wanted to live a life of pure heart and asceticism: "What?!"

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See father-in-law ahead of time [Professor's confused face]