Can't stop the medicine

Chapter 42 Stop being a dog licker

Given Ren Qing's long lifespan, his education must be a protracted event, so Ren Xiaoyao and the others turned their heads and talked about other things.

Hehe~ Men~

After tidying up the Three Views that had been crushed by Ren Qing's little hands, Chris, whose face blushed again, tried his best to put on a serious face: "Ren Qing's condition is not stable yet, you can't take him away for the time being."

Qingyue's expression remained unchanged, but his tense voice still revealed his nervousness: "What do you mean?"

"Ren Qing has become lethargic and his body is half blurred. I believe you have noticed."

Pursing her lips, Qing Yue nodded slightly.

With a complex expression, he looked down at Ren Qing who was sleeping soundly with his mouth half open. Chris said in a heavy tone, "Ren Qing...is a semi-four-dimensional creature..."

"What?" Ren Xiaoyao, who heard every word clearly, but didn't know what it meant when they came together, dug his ears with his little finger, and said in disbelief, "What do you mean? What kind of creature is that?"

"I don't believe it! I delivered him myself!"

In a scientific society, even crispy duck literature must follow the Basic Law.According to Mendel's law of inheritance, teacher D of the undead race and Zhao Lingjue of the human race must be a mixed blood of the undead race and the human race!But now, Chris said what Ren Qing is...a semi-four-dimensional creature...

This is similar to the mating/mating of a tiger and a lion, which finally gave birth to a whale.

Not only is there a problem with species, but even aquatic and terrestrial life is not quite right.

Ren Xiaoyao suddenly remembered Sherlock's famous saying: "When you eliminate all impossible situations, the rest, no matter how unbelievable, are facts. (When you have eliminated the impossibles, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.)"

So now, there may be only one truth!

Ren Qing!He is a mail!born!beast!

As a result, Ren Xiaoyao, whose thinking was particularly divergent, thought of countless movies about parasites in the 21st century. The sticky and disgusting image of parasites made him tremble with chills: "How can a parasite be as cute as Ren Qing..."

In other words, if the parasite is as cute as Ren Qing, then why destroy him.

Before Ren Xiaoyao's association was like a runaway wild horse galloping all the way with sparks and lightning, Chris said: "Actually... Death and I are also semi-four-dimensional creatures."

The words are not shocking and endless, Chris's words broaden Ren Xiaoyao's already wild thinking.

Once again, Ren Xiaoyao, who suddenly understood something consciously, widened his eyes and blurted out: "So Ren Qing is the son of you and the teacher? You are the scumbag father?!"

"I misunderstood your mentor! I always thought you were sent!"

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, a real person can't be judged by his appearance! You actually did it with tears in your eyes..."

Chris: "..."

Qingyue: "..."

Numerous bloody/drenched facts have proved that when talking about business, Ren Xiaoyao must not be given a chance to speak, otherwise the topic will run wildly towards the weird horse riding.

Closing his eyes hard, even Chris, who has always been good-tempered, gritted his teeth: "You, can, can, can, listen, I, talk, talk, finish!"

Stretching out his palm, he made a 'please' gesture and Ren Xiaoyao said obediently: "Please start your performance."

Taking a deep breath of air pressure to suppress the urge to go crazy in his chest, Chris put on a serious face and said: "First of all, Death and I are friends, pure friendship."

"Next, let's get down to business."

Since there is really no epic love story between Chris and Grim Reaper, and there is no "girlfriend" relationship with bloody spray, so the story told by Chris is inevitably a bit monotonous.

Simply put:

When Chris and Angus were performing missions in the dimension channel, they unfortunately encountered the Zerg Queen.As soon as the queen mother went into a rage, she exploded and destroyed the dimension channel.In order to send Angus out of the passage, Chris had bad luck and was blown into the gap between the three-dimensional and four-dimensional spaces.

As a good best friend who shares the same illness with Chris, the Grim Reaper steadfastly broke into the gap between dimensions.

In the end, although the two successfully returned to the three-dimensional space, the Grim Reaper's strength fell sharply because of this, and Chris was also seriously injured.

However, as good brothers who fell blue and bleed together, the friendship between the two is even deeper.

It is such a bland story that even adding two catties of salt will not feel salty. If it is put into the 21st century, it will [-]% rush to the street until mom refuses to recognize it.

In addition, Chris doesn't have much talent for storytelling, and he doesn't know all kinds of narrative techniques such as exaggeration, ambush, foreshadowing, beautification and exaggeration.

The whole thing was told directly, not to mention Ren Xiaoyao, Qingyue couldn't help turning her face away and yawned.

Ren Xiaoyao said: "This story is not as good as the old lady's foot wraps."The old lady's foot wraps are at least suffocating to the eyes, you...maybe it's the air...'

But fortunately, Chris still remembers the most important point of the 800-word writing, and the ending question: "But because Death and I were lost in the cracks for too long, the speed of assimilation accelerated, and we transformed into semi-four-dimensional creatures."

Qingyue affirmed: "So Ren Qing, who inherited half of the teacher's genes, is also a semi-four-dimensional creature."

Chris nodded, "Yes."

"But after all, we are not born four-dimensional creatures, and we are not born with the ability to control four-dimensional power. Now that Ren Qing is too young, the four-dimensional power in his body can easily hurt him."

Ren Xiaoyao nodded seriously for the nth time.

But Ren Xiaoyao really understood this time, and didn't speculate randomly.Well, mainly on the question of genetics, which is a dead dogma, there is no room for Ren Xiaoyao to use his imagination.

Seeing that neither Ren Xiaoyao nor Qingyue had any objections, Chris continued: "In the next period of time, I will continue to guide Ren Qing to control the four-dimensional power. If there is no problem before I leave, I will send him directly to you If Ren Qing still can't grasp it well, I will send him to Angus and let Angus teach him."

After thinking about it, Chris added: "I will definitely notify you before I leave. If you are worried, you can come and see him at any time." The day has already reached this point, Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue have nothing to worry about up.

In other words: the situation is stronger than people, and the big fist is the last word.Facing Chris' fist that was bigger than casserole, Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue were useless to worry.

This is the end of Ren Qing's matter.

Although Ren Xiaoyao and the others went out early, the sun had already climbed to the top of their heads after all the tossing.The bright sun shines through the glass, warm, like freshly baked cotton balls, just covering Ren Xiaoyao's feet.

Chris got up, gently put the sleeping Ren Qing on the sofa, and lowered his voice: "It's noon, stay for dinner."

Clenching his fist, Ren Xiaoyao excitedly said, "I've been waiting for you to say this!"

Chris: "..."

Reluctantly lowering the corner of his mouth, Chris spread his hands: "Okay, you've said that... what do you want to eat?"

After finishing speaking, Chris's gentle blue-green eyes turned to Qingyue: "Where is Qingyue? What do you want to eat?"

Looking up at Chris's expression secretly, Qingyue, who had her teeth bruised/ruffled her lower lip for a while, hesitated and said, "Mentor, can I ask you a more personal question..."

The warm smile in his eyes gradually cooled, and Chris, who barely held up his cheeks to smile, said, "You want to ask about me and Angus."

It is said that everything is difficult at the beginning, but as long as some words are spoken, it will be much easier later.It’s as if people who eat stinky tofu for the first time have to prepare themselves psychologically, and wait until they bite into the tofu—it doesn’t matter if it tastes good or not, after all, they can’t start all over again.

So Qingyue nodded affirmatively.

Compared with Ren Xiaoyao, who seems to be extroverted and detached, Qingyue, who is taciturn and even has a single expression as usual, is more enthusiastic and gentle.

Because comparing the two, in fact, Qingyue's personality is easier to make friends——

After all, there are often sweethearts who are cold on the outside and hot on the inside, but mental/illnesses that are hot on the outside and cold on the inside are rare.

Both Qingyue and Chris have relatively peaceful personalities, and they are relatively speculative.Coupled with the time when Qingyue helped Chris restore his mental strength, the deep friendship the two established...

After all, Qingyue couldn't help caring a little about the emotional world of her new friend Chris.

Lowering his eyes, he exhaled slowly as if relieved, Chris nodded as if affirming Qingyue's thoughts: "We broke up."

It's one thing to complain in your head that Chris and Angus have probably broken up, but it's another thing to know that they really broke up.

It’s like netizens gossip about this and that every day, but if the gossip really becomes a gossip, the people who are most surprised must be those who have followed these gossips earlier.

So different from Qingyue's calmness, Ren Xiaoyao was beyond shock.

The originally round eyes stared like a pair of glass beads, and the bullet screen in Ren Xiaoyao's mind took off again: "It's always been sticky like two dog skin plasters facing each other. It's only been half a month since we saw each other. just broke up? '

'ah!Is that Karida the incumbent? ! '

'Oh my God... Angus found a new love after only being separated for a few days? ! ! ! '

'Men are really big pigs! '

……

Ren Xiaoyao's divergent thinking rose up with the wind, and when it soared to [-] miles, Qing Yue, who frowned with small wrinkles between his brows, asked, "Why?"

Rubbing his upper arm with one hand, Chris shrugged his shoulders with a sad expression: "It wasn't the first choice..."

"Not to mention that I kept some bad things from him..."

Chris, who seemed to be lost in memory, paused for a moment and was in a daze for about ten seconds before he suddenly came back to his senses and smiled awkwardly.

With his mouth pursed, Chris spread his hands pretending to be free and easy: "Maybe, we are still not suitable for each other."

Ren Xiaoyao rested his chin in a daze: "I did everything I should do and didn't dare to do it. I finished all the harmonious parts of the mosaic, only to realize that it is not suitable for the other party. Why is this?" '

Lowering her eyes, Qingyue was silent.

Suddenly, Qingyue raised her face suddenly and said in a very serious tone: "Teacher, there is a sentence in the one I read before, and I think it is very suitable for your current situation. Would you like to listen to it?"

"Huh?" Chris responded lightly, nodded and said, "Okay, let's talk."

Realizing that what Qingyue said next might not be very pleasant, Chris took a deep breath and secretly made a plan not to get angry no matter what Qingyue said.

Immediately afterwards, Chris heard Qingyue say sternly: "If you were a woman, you could have a football team by now!"

"Isn't it a bit late to realize that the two of you are not suitable now?"

"Is it because you were in a vegetative state earlier that you only knew about photosynthesis and had no consciousness, and now you're waking up?"

Chris: "..."

Ren Xiaoyao applauded with a 'clap, clap', and exclaimed sincerely: "Practice what you have learned, Qingqing is amazing!"

Without saying a word, Chris suddenly took out a handful of amethyst from his pocket, slapped it on the coffee table in front of Ren Xiaoyao, and said to Ren Xiaoyao very seriously: "Promise me, stop being a lick/dog ,Okay?"

Putting Amethyst away casually, Ren Xiaoyao subconsciously continued: "If you don't really like it, who would be willing to be a lick/dog?"

"Eh?" As soon as the words came out, Ren Xiaoyao suddenly felt that something was wrong?

After thinking about it for a long time, Ren Xiaoyao, who finally realized something was wrong, slapped the coffee table, and said righteously: "I'm not licking/dog!"

Chris asked back: "Then don't you like Qingyue?"

Let it ride:"……"

Ren Xiaoyao fell into a strange circle of thinking: "Do I like Qingqing?" '

'That's right, I like it... In this unaccompanied world, apart from Qingqing, there is species isolation! '

"But why do you feel that there is still something weird..."

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