Life is a little bit/ch, you can never expect her to give you any good fruit to eat.

If one day she hands you a juicy red apple, the first thing to consider is whether it is mixed with salad or yogurt, but whether the apple is poisonous.

Ren Xiaoyao, who has experienced life (ravaged) and practiced (ravaged), knows this truth well, so when he and Qingyue found Chris's apartment but Ren Qing was unwilling to go home, Ren Xiaoyao behaved extraordinarily calmly, and even Watching the show with your shoulders on your shoulders.

Ren Qing's two little paws, which were still embedded with fleshy dimples, pinched Chris's elastic chest muscles extremely forcefully, with such force that Qingyue couldn't hold it down.

The small mouth was pursed stubbornly, and Ren Qing, who suddenly showed excellent tenacity, buried his face between Chris's chest muscles.Even though Qingyue had pulled down half of his trousers, and his little brother was swaying in the wind, Ren Qing didn't let go of his tight grip.

The scene was very embarrassing, and the faces of the two parties, who were already thin-skinned, were very attractive.It looks like Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs just out of the pot, steaming red and shiny; it also looks like a large ripe persimmon with thin skin, as if sweet water can flow out with a fingernail.

Thinking of this, Ren Xiaoyao salivated—I'm a little hungry, and it's not good to use food as a metaphor.

The two adults and one child stalemate for a while, and finally the two adults surrendered.

This is one of the main differences between humans and animals.The tradition of the animal world is to bully the weak and fear the strong, but most humans will be more tolerant of their cubs.

Bowing his head, he put on the open panties that he had pulled off and put them back on for Ren Qing. Qing Yue pursed his lips and was relatively speechless with Chris.

Rubbing her palms together and grabbing the small lint of her cuffs for a while, Qingyue didn't know how to make an excellent speech that could relieve both her embarrassment and Chris's embarrassment in this situation.

Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help sighing from the bottom of his heart: "It's rare!Xiao Qingqing was so embarrassed that she was at a loss for a day! '

Although it can't be regarded as the "autumn of critical life and death", Ren Xiaoyao, who consciously shoulders the heavy responsibility, coughed twice, thinking that the time has come for him to stand up!

It's him!It's him!it's him!Qingyue's Hero~Ren Xiaoyao~[Note 1]

Ren Xiaoyao, with a strong sense of responsibility, raised his chin at Chris and smiled sincerely: "It seems that Ren Qing likes your pectoral muscles very much."

As soon as Ren Xiaoyao finished speaking, Chris and Qingyue looked at him suddenly became strange.

This strange gaze made Ren Xiaoyao seriously reflect for a few seconds, but he still didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said.

Seeing that the atmosphere became more awkward, Ren Xiaoyao raised his hand and added calmly: "Maybe I learned it from my tutor Angus. At this age, the learning ability is strong."

Hmm~ The eyes of Chris and Qingyue are more subtle~

The embarrassment that was still in a fluid state was completely solidified into reinforced concrete under the action of Ren Xiaoyao, a powerful catalyst.

For a moment, Chris and Qingyue didn't know how to react and were nailed to the spot, and Ren Xiaoyao, who finally showed his self-knowledge, followed suit.Only Ren Qing—the culprit who caused all the embarrassment—puffed out his fleshy cheeks, and pressed his face against Chris's chest contentedly, drooling three thousand feet.

In the end, Chris, who was a mentor, took the initiative to speak, and said dryly in a tight voice: "Maybe the little guy hasn't seen you for a long time, and I'm not used to it."

Qingyue: "..." Although Ren Qing's actual age is eight years old, judging by the lifespan of the undead, he may...for the time being...maybe...he is still a baby, right?

When Chris and Qingyue explained Ren Qing's condition during this period, the heat on their faces gradually faded along with the blush.

Suddenly, Chris, who was still cheerful, seemed to think of something extremely serious, and said with a straight face: "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

The style of painting changed so fast that Qingyue and Ren Xiaoyao didn't even react.If they were in the comic book scene now, Chris could probably see a series of question marks popping up on the top of their foreheads.

After thinking hard for ten seconds, Ren Xiaoyao got the same result as the previous half month - nothing.

As the saying goes: Sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't even know what despair is.

But there is another common saying, which is even better: Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up!

So Ren Xiaoyao gave up thinking, and he decided to be superstitious.

Calculating with fingers, Ren Xiaoyao, who was already the No. 16th in October, showed a sudden realization expression, so he said with a confident expression: "Six days have passed since the anniversary of the founding of the alliance, so let me wish you an early year." !"

The anniversary of the founding of the Twelve Star Alliance - October [-]th.

The New Year's Day of the Twelve-Star Alliance - December 31st.

Qingyue, who also didn't know what Chris was referring to, tilted her head in a daze, then turned to look at Ren Xiaoyao, who was beside her with an uncertain expression, and said in a hesitant tone: "Then..."

"Happy new year?"

Chris: "..."

Pulling the neckline that was torn apart by Ren Qing, Chris cleared his throat, trying to wake up the two people who lost their memory: "It's about Ren Qing..."

Ren Xiaoyao, who thought he understood, slapped his thigh, and said in a heartbroken tone: "He! A child~ lacks maternal love!"

"He has to like your chest muscles, and I can't help it! Why don't you spend some money and buy a pair of fake milk for him online?"

As soon as the words came out, Ren Xiaoyao, thinking of Ren Qing's real age, shook his head in self-denial, and murmured, "But I guess I can't fool him."

Chris: "..."

The car started to drive towards the edge of the city, and the wilderness was in the wilderness. The pure tutor was a little flustered.

However, Qingyue seemed to understand what Chris meant, lowered her eyes, and let Ren Xiaoyao disrupt the topic.

Looking at Ren Xiaoyao, an old driver who can only drive, and Qingyue, who is not afraid of boiling water and pretending to be deaf and dumb, in desperation, Chris can only speak clearly: "Ren Qing is the child of death. And You two are his students, right? Ren Xiaoyao, Qingyue."

Ren Xiaoyao was like a duck whose neck had been choked, and before the long speeches from his thoughts could be uttered, he was scorched in his stomach by a thunderbolt from Chris: "..."

At this time, Ren Xiaoyao was extremely anxious, and he could see a thing or two through the barrage in his head: "You even mentioned our real names, why are you asking us?"Rattan pepper instant noodles and rattan pepper are superfluous. '

'oh!Maybe you're bombing us? '

'Hey...it's too late to react...my expression has revealed my identity, my mentor's son...'

……

However, the broken jar Ren Xiaoyao said, "Yes."

At the same time, the stubborn Qingyue pretended to be stupid subconsciously: "What?"

Chris: "..."

Perhaps in order to prevent Qingyue and Ren Xiaoyao from fighting each other and hurting their friendship, Chris directly poured a bucket of ice water to extinguish Qingyue's crumbling flame: "It's useless to deny it, I've already experienced DNA."

Ren Xiaoyao: "..." So, why are you asking us?

Qingyue: "..." Is it interesting to see me pretending to be stupid?

Before the three of them could start an in-depth, friendly and cordial conversation, Ren Qing's inarticulate words crushed them to death before brewing a slight emotion: "Steamed?"

Ren Xiaoyao said blankly: "It's not steamed, it's fried."

Chris, who didn't know that Ren Qing could speak, was surprised at first, but quickly accepted the setting.

In an alliance of ABOs, sentinel guides, elves, beast pets, and immortal magic, it's not unusual for anything to happen.

After all, the immortality that Qin Shihuang wished for all his life is not difficult. It is not uncommon for men to give birth to babies. Even fighting with aliens can be used as capital to show off. A ripple of confusion splashed in the heart of the super-hundred-level powerhouse?

Squeezing Ren Qing's little face, Chris, who was full of fatherly love and had nowhere to rest, smiled sweeter than honey: "What are you asking is true?"

"Does Li Steam know my papa? Lisi's papa friend?" Ren Qing raised his head and looked serious.

Of course Ren Qing knows who his biological father is. Although he is young, he is not blind!

Up to the hairline, down to the heels, Ren Qing doesn't look like Qingyue and Ren Xiaoyao, can he have nothing in his heart?

Therefore, when the three-year-old Ren Qing showed countless photos for comparison, and asked Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue very seriously, "Baba, the nest four gene is mutated, and Silimeng picked it up?", Ren Xiaoyao put Ren Qing He told him about his life experience by cutting corners.

After all, from Ren Xiaoyao's point of view, [gene mutation] is much more serious than [picked up].In addition, Ren Qing succeeded in inheriting the high IQ of the two biological fathers, so he couldn't be fooled at all, so when Ren Xiaoyao told the truth, he didn't have any psychological pressure at all.

Symbolically stroking the nipple hair that barely existed when he was young, Chris, who was a little bit lost, said in a low voice: "Yeah."

"I'm a friend of your father's."

then……

The style of painting took a turn for the worse, Ren Qing's big round eyes widened even further, and the pupils were shining like stars: "Spicy Steamed Four is so easy to mess with!"

Ren Xiaoyao, who didn't want to delay the love between Ren Qing and Chris' uncle and nephew, was immersed in his own world, and muttered in a low voice: "Yeah! It's really spicy. Not only is it delicious steamed, but it's even more spicy when fried. They're all delicious...and it's even better if there's hemp. Ah~ sweet and sour is also delicious...salt and pepper are also good..."

Qingyue: "..."

Ren Qing, who was also immersed in his own world and didn't hear Ren Xiaoyao's muttering, opened his small hands and hugged Chris tightly, rubbing his face on the other's chest: "Spicy Wo Meng, just kiss and kiss!" Marry me!"

Chris, who thought that Ren Qing was just talking like a child, thought it was cute and funny, and patted Ren Qing on the back and said, "But little guy, I have a lover."

Ren Qing looked up at Chris's chin with tears in his eyes, "Yeah, I really like Li Laizi..."

Come on...

breast……

son……

……

Chris: "..."

Qingyue: "..."

Ren Xiaoyao: "..." Did my trembling hands unlock his Internet access?

Good father Ren Xiaoyao fell into reflection.

Chris became serious, and it was rare for Ren Qing to hold Ren Qing high and look at him forcefully: "Who did you learn from? These... these nonsense words."

"DA." Ren Qing, who didn't know that he had committed a major event, blinked his eyes and gnawed his hands innocently: "DA asks Wo about this every day, and even teaches Wo to find Li Jiangzi, with a beautiful face and a thin waist. Thin, the ass has to be tapped, come..."

Covering Ren Qing's mouth with one hand, Qing Yue didn't want to listen anymore.

Qingyue: 'I often feel out of place with you because I am not perverted enough. '

Chris: 'What a coincidence, me too. '

Ren Xiaoyao said indifferently: "Teacher, your husband's early education method is really different."

Chris: "..."

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