Can't stop the medicine

Since Kesley had no desire to talk about why he became single again, Ren Xiaoyao and Qingyue left directly after dinner with considerable discernment.

Hmm... The main reason is that Qingyue has a better eye for price, and as for Ren Xiaoyao——

Eyesight is the same as baldness, it is impossible to exist in this life, the most important thing is that he is happy.

As soon as he came out of Chris's house, Ren Xiaoyao couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Hey...after breaking up with Angus, the tutor's food level has dropped visible to the naked eye!"

"This is the trouble of not having money, and it has little to do with the tutor himself."

"But what I don't understand is why his cooking skills are not as good as before? Why is it a little too sour when I eat the sweet and sour five indigo beef ribs?"

"No." Looking up and squinting at Ren Xiaoyao, Qingyue wiped the sauce from the corner of the other's mouth with his thumb.

Opening the storage belt, Qingyue, who realized that she had forgotten to bring a tissue, blinked, disgustedly but calmly rubbed her fingers on the hem of Ren Xiaoyao's clothes, and said in a natural tone: "It's not a little sour, it's very sour."

"He doesn't seem to put a single sugar..."

"Tsk!" Smacking the residual vinegar smell in his mouth, Ren Xiaoyao shook his head and looked incomprehensible: "Then I guess it's not the trouble of not having money, no matter how poor you are, you can't even afford some sugar, right?"

"Are all men who are broken in love behave like this?"

Hearing this, Qingyue turned her head suddenly, and her high ponytail swept Ren Xiaoyao's face like a whip.

Ren Xiaoyao touched his face reflexively—it didn't hurt.

It can be seen that a thick skin is not useless, and the probability of disfigurement is much lower than that of a thin-skinned person.

"It's not lovelorn." Qingyue, who has always been strict and serious in her words, said word by word: "Yes, divorce, marriage."

Ren Xiaoyao: "..." Although I don't know the difference between divorce and lovelorn, O Jiebao K.You manage the money, you cook, and you have the final say.

Ren Xiaoyao has always played the role of a slob at home, he knows that he has no right to speak.Just like Ren Xiaoyao's father back then, he never dictated to his mother's cooking.

Of course, it's not that Ren Xiaoyao's father doesn't have the idea of ​​commenting, but Ren Xiaoyao's mother is a wolf fire—three points more than a ruthless person—ah!

In the words of Ren Xiaoyao's mother, it is: "It's good to eat if you have something to eat, and you want to comment? Since you have a leisurely way to comment on a dish, then please clean up the table and wash the dishes, and finally drag it down to the floor." .From now on, you cook and the kitchen belongs to you. I promise not to be picky."

"Even if you tear down the kitchen and redecorate it, I promise you won't fart."

From then on, even if Ren Xiaoyao's mother mixed a tomato, Ren Xiaoyao's father would give him a thumbs up and give him a 'good' word!

This is the first lesson of Ren Xiaoyao's early family education - people who don't do housework are not qualified to speak, and people who do housework can do whatever they want.

It’s still the same old saying: If you don’t really like (lazy) like (cancer), who would be willing to be a lick/dog?

Ren Xiaoyao stopped talking, but Qingyue couldn't restrain her desire to complain, and couldn't help but chant: "I don't think Mentor Angus should be like that. How can he divorce Chris?"

"Chris was so good to him..."

"I like him so much..."

"What is the difficulty of Teacher Angus?"

"Eh? It shouldn't be... He is obviously the same as you. He would rather suffer others than himself. Even if he causes trouble for others, he wants to let himself enjoy happiness!"

Ren Xiaoyao: "..." Although I am indeed such a person, you don't have to say it out, I still have a lot of AC numbers in my heart.

"Huh?" Ren Xiaoyao raised his hand to signal Qingyue to wait a while, and didn't want the other party to reveal his true self. Ren Xiaoyao asked: "Isn't divorce a matter between two people? Although Angus is a king/eight/egg, I think Can't blame him all!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Ren Xiaoyao felt that he was not as exaggerated as Qingyue said.In essence, he is still a good person with both level and demeanor: "In the situation that Angus often bullies me because of his strength, although I always want to bully me when I become stronger, and call him Son of a bitch.but! !I never speak ill of him behind his back!Always scold in person!My character is too noble. '

Ren Xiaoyao is a mentally ill person who admits that he is mentally ill, but he still has some cognitive biases about himself.

"Of course Angus is more responsible." It is rare that Qingyue's usually calm face has some ripples, and every ripple on the ripples expresses eleven words sincerely: You are a pig what?Can't you see this?

Upright as Ren Xiaoyao said: "I'm sorry, I really didn't see it."

Qingyue put on an expression of "I really can't do anything with your pig's head..." and explained: "Obviously, that Karida is Angus' first love."

Let it ride:'? ? ? 'scare!

"Who told you that? Chris?" The thin words of astonishment, stunned, frightened, and dumbfounded are completely unable to explain Ren Xiaoyao's expression and heart. Express it——⊙﹏⊙∥∣°

Taking a deep breath and exhaling long, Qingyue explained patiently, "Chris said he was not the first choice of Angus' mentor, so Angus must have had a first choice earlier. One choice! Whether it’s pain or happiness, the most profound and unforgettable thing is often first love.”

"And the first sentence of Chris's answer to my question was about Angus' first love. So, of course! Their divorce must have something to do with their first love."

"Let's talk about Karida. As a guest, he doesn't feel at all restrained when he stays at Angus and Chris's house. He looks more at ease than at his own home. The three must be old acquaintances."

"Angus and Chris divorced because Angus' first love appeared, and it happened that Karida appeared at Angus' home at this time."

"What is the probability that the first love and Karida are two people?"

"Besides, if only Angus's first love appears, since Chris loves Angus so much, he will not choose to divorce. Unless Chris realizes that Angus still loves him..."

The talk has already reached this point, if Ren Xiaoyao doesn't understand, he can apply for a mental retardation certificate, so he continued: "For example, let the first love live in their home."

Qingyue pouted: "That's right."

'Crack''crack''crack''s crisp applause, Ren Xiaoyao twitched Qingyue's pigtails hesitantly: "Okay you! When did you study emotions so deeply?"

"Have you taken a fancy to some girl?"

Shrugging her shoulders to shake off Ren Xiaoyao's hand on her, Qingyue frowned and said, "I don't like little girls."

Nodding vigorously, Ren Xiaoyao said in a long and narrow voice, "Yes~yes~"

"Lover/child/crime, I misused the word, so which big girl do you like?"

Qingyue: "..."

Closing her eyes, Qingyue, who was once again refreshed by Ren Xiaoyao's brain circuit, said seriously: "I don't like women."

The special light tone is like the continuous drizzle in the south of the Yangtze River, which is refreshing and gentle on the skin.

However, to Ren Xiaoyao, the content expressed in this sentence is undoubtedly a thunderclap resounding on a sunny day-it just happened to hit his head.

Not to mention that the hair was blown up like the feathers of a frightened rooster, and the brain went blank for a moment.

Ren Xiaoyao, who forgot to continue walking, was stunned in place, and it took a long time to struggle out of the stormy waves that hit his head, and he stuttered: "That..."

"Wait...you let me smooth it out..."

"I'm a little confused!"

"The one you told me...is that... Fengshang? Isn't it? Fengshang..." Ren Xiaoyao blinked pitifully twice, and after getting Qingyue's affirmative reply, he continued: "He... Isn't it a woman?"

"Or... Or is he always a man? I made a mistake?" So it's not the brain/disabled Mary Su Bailianhua script, but the brain/disabled heart-wrenching False Virgin Mary script?

Qingyue, who was somewhat baffled by Ren Xiaoyao's reaction, glanced at him, frowned and said, "She's a woman, when did I say she was a man? What's wrong?"

Ren Xiaoyao: "..." Finally, there came a day when Ren Xiaoyao's world view was also reshaped by Qingyue.

The air between the two is as quiet as a pool of stagnant water. Not to mention fragile fish, even microorganisms will be oppressed to death by the dead air.

After smoothing the messy ball of wool in his head over and over again, Ren Xiaoyao, who still couldn't come up with any answer, let out a long sigh, and said like admitting defeat: "Tell me... who bent you? It couldn't be me... ..."

Blinking blankly, Qingyue, who still couldn't keep up with Ren Xiaoyao's jumping steps, said in amazement: "I didn't say I like men."

"Huh?" Ren Xiaoyao, who couldn't believe that he had just thought about it for a long time, was in vain, questioned: "Obviously you just said that you don't like women!"

Qingyue's indifferent face: "But that doesn't mean I like men."

"No way..." Ren Xiaoyao's eyebrows drooped when he was frightened by the portrait that suddenly appeared in his brain, like a golden-haired man who had been kicked several times.

With the corner of his mouth curled down, Ren Xiaoyao said dryly, "Although I have lived in the interstellar era for 18 years, I am still a conservative person in the 21st century."

"Whether it's a human/demon, a demon/human, or an alien, I don't think it's suitable for you...Qingqing...you have reproductive/reproductive/separated..." Ren Xiaoyao tried his best to lower his voice, trying to sound serious .

Qingyue: "..." The imagination of a mental patient is really rich, even if I read a lot of books, he can catch me by surprise.

Qingyue closed her eyes and didn't want to broaden Ren Xiaoyao's thinking at all, and said categorically: "Why do I have to be with others? I think a hundred days is good, soft and cute, why do I have to Looking for someone to fall in love with?"

Ren Xiaoyao was completely stupid——

Why do you have to find someone to fall in love with...

Don't want to find someone to fall in love with...

Looking for someone to fall in love with...

"People" fall in love...

Eleven big characters are arranged and combined, in Ren Xiaoyao's little head, the screen is swiped in circles, and it also has a surround sound system - as if he thinks he is blind.

Never thought of it!Qingyue, a pure ancient man with fluttering long hair, is so open-minded in terms of feelings!People in the 21st century are more open than Ren Xiaoyao.

Not only do they not want to fall in love with women, they even simply exclude 'human', a species with a huge population, from the scope of love.

Lian He Bairi's "three-cross love" that is cross-species, cross-gender, and cross-life-death can be said so lightly.If it wasn't Qingyue who said this, Ren Xiaoyao might not be able to help applauding him for his bravery and confidence.

It's like when someone else's child is scolded by their parents for excessive gaming, outsiders who are also parents will inevitably say: "Isn't it just a game? It's fine if you don't play it in the future. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. Why bother?" What about hitting a child?"

When it comes to your own child, the rhetoric will become: "Playing games again! Didn't I tell you to stop playing?! Little/force/cub, next time, I will break your two dog paws, see You dare to play again!"

Those who often persuade others to look away and don't care about it, mostly stand up and talk without back pain.He doesn't feel pain until the scoop hits his body, and he doesn't smell bad until his head is sprayed with feces.

But now, Ren Xiaoyao, who arbitrarily concluded that Qingyue was going to have a relationship with Bairi, the ghost cat, not only suffered from back pain, but also suffered from back pain and leg cramps.

"Qing! Yue!" The tone of each word paused, setting off Ren Xiaoyao's rare serious face, and the whole person exuded the atmosphere of righteous words: "[Three-cross love] has no future!"

Falling in love makes people lose their reason, IQ, passion for cursing and cooking skills. Chris and Angus are naked examples.

But just after finishing his righteous speech, Ren Xiaoyao felt that his attitude might be a little too extreme.What if Qingyue, who is in love, is pushed too fast and does something stupid like elope with a cat?

Therefore, when the voice changed, Ren Xiaoyao slowed down his tone and said: "I just thought about it carefully. In fact, whether it is a human/demon, a demon/human, or an alien, I think it's okay. Although you have lives/ colonization/isolation, but even if you don't, you don't seem to have the ability, do you?"

What's the bottom line?

That's it.

It's the same as haggling when buying clothes. You can cut half of the price when you meet, and negotiate again if you don't agree.

A hat with an original price of [-] was cut off by [-]. The seller felt that the cut was too much.But if the customer discusses it again and changes it to [-], it will suddenly become much easier to accept~

Realizing that Ren Xiaoyao's mind was going to nowhere again, Qingyue slapped Ren Xiaoyao's forehead with a 'slap'.

No matter whether he woke up Ren Xiaoyao from his dream or not, Qingyue thought he needed to clarify, so he raised his face and said, "What's going on in your mind every day? A little bit of restraint, you turn nine corners and eighteen turns It’s good for your condition, you don’t want to be sent to a mental hospital forcibly during the reexamination.”

"It has nothing to do with men, women, aliens...anyone! It has nothing to do with species! There is simply no love! I don't want to fall in love!"

Fearing that Ren Xiaoyao's thoughts would diverge more, Qingyue tried to keep his words as tight as possible: "At least I don't want to fall in love for the time being."

After thinking about it, Qingyue still firmly added: "But I really won't think about falling in love with women anymore."

Once bitten, twice shy.

Although Qingyue would not hate the entire female group because he was hurt by Fengshang, he still despaired of how he saw women.In such a large country, at least half of women are women.As a result, Qingyue chose from thousands of choices, and chose the most scumbag fighter...

For the current Qingyue, it would be nice to have cute girls as friends, no matter how many...he is afraid that he will have a psychological shadow...

The mountains are poor and the water is full of doubts, and there is another village.

At this time, Ren Xiaoyao felt as if he had torn off the thick clouds in the sky, and the warm and bright sunshine poured down, dispelling all his worries.

Ren Xiaoyao laughed with great ease, put his arm on Qingyue's shoulder, coughed twice and comforted him: "It's okay, then I don't want women."

"Men are nice too! Really!"

"Think about it, if you find a man, you will have a warm chest to rely on."

"For example, I give you loving hugs every night, and carry a natural heater with you. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to hug her, right?"

"With your small body, a girl with a larger footprint can be crushed by you."

"Hey, that's right! Did you read the news that was posted two days ago? The woman took the initiative at an indescribable moment, but the man's kidney was damaged."

"How terrible! Isn't it!"

"If you find a boyfriend, this will never happen!"

……

The more Ren Xiaoyao talked, the deeper he went, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became.

The topics ranged from bicycles to electric vehicles, from electric vehicles to motorcycles, from private cars to buses, and then from buses to high-speed rail... changing all the way, and finally boarding a plane.

Qingyue, whose face was flushed red by Ren Xiaoyao's vivid description, was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized a very important question: "Do you think I am a victim?"

"That's right!" Ren Xiaoyao nodded without hesitation without even a run, "Otherwise? What do you think you are attacking?"

Dan/Mei culture is extensive, profound, and enduring for a long time. Tens of thousands of years have passed since the 21st century, and it has developed to the point where the professional vocabulary is well-known.

Think about it too, after all, it is popular to have sex with aliens now, and homosexuality is not uncommon at all.

If you have to say that there is a romance that will make modern humans change their faces——

I'm afraid that only those who have a peerless love song with the Zerg can get this treatment!

Frowning, Qingyue questioned: "Where do I feel like receiving?"

Ren Xiaoyao continued to run the train with his mouth full: "Because you have no one and no one to rely on!"

Qingyue: "..."

"But we obviously live together now! There are also Ren Qing and Bai Ri, how can I be helpless?"

Ren Xiaoyao: "Huh?"

"You're right, you do have something to rely on...it's me!"

So Ren Xiaoyao ignored the fact that 'depending on' and 'depending on' are not the same thing at all.

Ren Xiaoyao's personal experience tells us that the brain will indeed become dull if it is not used for too long.