After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Si Xiao used his WeChat account to post Moments, and saw that his account was full of friends in various financial management, stock, investment, and micro-business categories, and felt that it might be difficult to sell the old devil's great fairy by posting on Moments. Brand Shampoo.

After he drove home, he registered another Weibo account on the Internet.The name of the trumpet is also called "Daxian Brand Magic Shopkeeper".Wanting to come to Weibo, this place can always get a lot of extra attention, and then he glanced at the trending search, saw the topic of #叶荣衣新电影上周上#, and thought that the extra seven days of his life were entrusted to this person Fu, and maybe I will go to him from time to time in the future to sell shampoo and health care products or something. Si Xiao clicked on this hot search topic, went directly to Ye Rongyi's Weibo, and added Ye Rongyi s concern.

Then he looked at Ye Rongyi's Weibo repost of the movie "Doomsday Storm" lottery ticket screening, thought about it and reposted this Weibo, and left a message.

Daxian brand magical shopkeeper: [@Ye Rongyi V, actor, I support you!Congratulations on continuing to win awards for your films!Even if the lottery is not successful, I will pay for a movie ticket to see it!I do what I say!And, Daxian bless me to win the lottery, Daxian brand shampoo has magical power! 】

Such a unique message attracted the attention of Ye Rongyi's fans, but many people knew that it might be a Taobao seller when they saw the Weibo name of this message.So this message was quickly submerged in more forwarded messages.No one believed the shopkeeper's words about his own shampoo at the end.

Hehe, if the name of the product is the Daxian brand and they can be blessed by the Daxian, then they can manufacture God cards, Buddha cards, and Taishang Laojun cards in minutes.Whoever can guarantee that they will become lucky koi is the object of their worship.Even if it is the old man of the land and the kitchen god.

Of course Si Xiao didn't care.The last sentence he sent was just to advertise the products he would sell in the future on Ye Rongyi's Weibo. He knew the power of the Internet too well. If he could really get him a movie ticket, he would definitely Can sell a lot of Daxian brand shampoo.Maybe it could spark a small topic.

The old ghost floated by and watched him operate, he watched Si Xiao wear gold-rimmed glasses and said seriously, "Daxian Brand Shampoo is worth having~" "Once you use it, you will love it forever !" "Missing it is tantamount to missing the whole world~ Amazing face.jpg" This kind of promotional discourse completely inconsistent with his own style of painting floated left and right in the air for a long time, and he still couldn't help asking:

[If you look like this, do you think you have the kind of smartness mentioned on the Internet?Or is it superficially cold and actually sullen? 】

With a twitch of Si Xiao's finger, he typed a wrong word, typed "have a head of beautiful hair" into "have a head of green hair", quickly deleted the last two words, and Si Xiao said coldly and noblely: "No, I It’s just that in order to survive, I have to violate my principles and positions to attract attention.”

He gave the old ghost a sharp look: "This is a strategy. If you don't understand, don't force yourself."

The old ghost sneered and rolled his eyes. This means that a kid who has been dead for more than ten years will believe him. He is an old ghost who has been dead for nearly ten thousand years and is about to become a ghost fairy. He also has his own Zhihu account. Believe him That's the hell.

However, the heart demon tribulation still depends on this human being to help him through.He has failed hundreds of times before, and if he fails again at this juncture, it is likely to dissipate directly.So let's live in peace with this human being.The old ghost felt that he might have chosen the right person this time, even if this person seemed to be a bit duplicity?But as long as he can sell all the things he has accumulated for thousands of years, he will feel relieved and feel as if he has soared, and he doesn't care about anything.

【Hey, come on then.You do a good job of selling and selling things.I will bless you. ] At least, for this lottery or something, he can do it with just a few clicks of his fingers. [Also, you will continue to go out to sell tomorrow night, you only have seven days to live, it's too unsafe. 】

Si Xiao glanced at the old ghost, sighed heartbroken and nodded.

"Understood. I'll buy a few different wigs and trendy clothes online."

No matter what, no one can recognize him when doing sales promotion! !

At this time, Ye Rongyi was about to go to bed, and before going to bed, he glanced at Weibo on his mobile phone.The hottest topic is the release of his new movie on Sunday, and his Weibo has already received millions of retweets and comments.

Ye Rongyi casually browsed through the messages, and found that they were still the same, "Ahhhhh", "I love you general", "I love you your majesty", "kneeling to draw a movie ticket", etc. He glanced at it and was about to shut down the phone He was sleeping, but his hand touched the number key for turning the page of the message, and the phone was turned to page [-], and then he saw that weird Weibo name and the message with shampoo at a glance.

Perhaps others will think that the phrase "do what you say" means that even if you don't win the lottery, you have to buy a ticket to support it, but Ye Rongyi directly thought of what the yellow-haired black-eyed person said tonight, "I will be you from now on." I’m a fan of this guy, and I’ll definitely watch all your TV shows and buy all of your advertising products”, he felt a bit of a toothache for no reason, and reached out to directly block this guy’s Weibo messages, but felt that doing so seemed to give That person is like special treatment.In the end, he stared at the forwarded message for a while, threw the phone away and said, "You'll be lucky if you get drawn."

The next day was sunny and sunny.

Si Xiao slept until eight o'clock in the morning and was woken up by the phone call. After the phone was connected, the high-decibel voice from last night came again:

"Brother! Dad! Great Immortal! I stayed up all night looking at the data of that company last night. I always felt that something was wrong, but I just couldn't find out what was wrong. I am now on the verge of collapse and suicide. If you don't save me, I will die." It’s just killing evil, okay! Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I invested 600 million in that company. If I quit today, I will lose hundreds of thousands at most. After today, I won’t be able to withdraw, please. Save the child! Is it okay if I treat you to dinner and buy you a full set of home theater and game consoles?!"

Si Xiao picked out his ears that were about to be deafened.His hair after a night's sleep was curled up again, and he sat up from the bed reluctantly. Si Xiao's tone was very cold: "Send the data here. Do you know what takeaway to order for breakfast?"

"Father! You are my dear father! A living god! Don't worry, Tiaodingju's seafood porridge, crystal shrimp dumpling and crab roe buns, and a stack of cold strips marinated by the owner himself! Guaranteed to deliver it to you within half an hour Come on, dad, go and save the child! That's 600 million!"

Si Xiao grunted and hung up the phone.

Ten minutes later, refreshed, he turned on the computer, and the four monitors loaded the annual report of Shenghua Company, the company's sales data, and various resolutions at the shareholders' meeting that Zhao Jinshan had sent him.Shenghua Company is a relatively young but vigorous Internet emerging industry company.It was noticed by many venture capital companies and investors last year, and it shined in the first quarter of this year.Many investors and companies are optimistic about the future development of this company, and they are constantly increasing investment, but Zhao Jinshan, who is naturally timid and sometimes intuitive, feels that this company is tricky.

Si Xiao quickly browsed through the company's various data and brand-related materials, and when his doorbell rang 10 minutes later, he just clicked on a point with the mouse.The corners of his mouth curled up with a bit of sarcasm, "False transfer of property."

He stood up from his chair, and when he opened the door, he saw Zhao Jinshan who was carrying seafood porridge and crystal shrimp dumplings and crab roe buns with a big smile on his face.

"Daxian, Dad! I came here to deliver the food to you in person."

Si Xiao looked at Zhao Jinshan who looked like a dog in a suit, rolled his eyes and opened the door: "Come in. Just in case I call you."

Zhao Jinshan became excited when he heard this: "Great Immortal! Have you found the problem?!"

Si Xiao signaled him to put breakfast on the dining table, and led him to the studio.

"Pay attention to this person, he is the chief cashier of Shenghua Company. There is nothing wrong with Shenghua Company's accounts on the surface, but from March to May, Shenghua Company has at least ten major project expenditures and incomes that are personally handled by this woman. At other times, other cashiers check together." Si Xiao looked at Zhao Jinshan who seemed to understand his meaning and smiled: "This is the problem. This woman may have a huge amount of unidentified property in the account, or real estate or Overseas property. This Shenghua company either has a major internal problem or is a company that collects money from an empty shell. Take advantage of today to transfer all your money. Now is the last madness, and it won't last long."

Hearing what Si Xiao said, Zhao Jinshan immediately understood what he always thought was wrong.At this moment, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Damn these scumbags who seek money and murder, I don't know how many people will be killed by then! I have to teach them a lesson. That's my 600 million!"

After saying this, he looked at Si Xiao very flatteringly: "Dad! Thank you for saving the child's life! What did you say you want? I will give it to you as a filial piety!"

Si Xiao rolled his eyes coldly at him while eating breakfast, and originally wanted to let him go, but suddenly he thought of his great salesmanship, stared at Zhao Jinshan and said, "Your belly seems to be getting bigger."

"I suggest you go out to exercise after dinner at night and run around Minghu Square twice. In this way, you can successfully lose ten pounds by running at night. If you want to honor me for a long time, you must have a good body. "

Zhao Jinshan: "...Dad, are you serious?" As a golden bachelor who is also in the dead house circle, you stay at home by yourself and let me go out for a run, won't your conscience hurt? ! !

Si Xiao looked at him: "Oh. So you don't respect your father anymore?"

Thinking about his future money, Zhao Jinshan could not wait to burst into tears: "Go. Of course I will listen to what Dad says!" Isn't it just running? !It just so happened that the little girlfriend he was talking about recently disliked him for being fat, so he could take his girlfriend to run at night together.

Si Xiao nodded in satisfaction: "Also, you must be a good person when you run. For example, if someone distributes flyers, the old man asks you to beg, or young people sell you something, accept it if you can. Give as much as you can, buy as much as you can. Be a good person, and Daddy will bless you. Understand?"

Zhao Jinshan: "..." Did his father, Daxianer, suddenly take the wrong medicine today?Didn't you say that all begging people are liars, and those who sell are all profiteers? !

"Understand?"

Zhao Jinshan nodded again and again: "Understood! Don't worry! I'm rich! I'm kind!!"

Si Xiao was satisfied.

Then, at 08:30 that night, Zhao Jinshan, who was running at night with his girlfriend by the Minghu Square, ran into a strange young man with grandma gray hair, red eye shadow, a doraemon mask, and tight leather jacket and pants. This guy stopped him with expectant eyes, and came up with a sentence:

"Darling!! You look like a rich, rich and handsome man with a kind heart! But your hair volume seems a bit thick! But don't worry, I have silicone-free, pollution-free nourishing oil made from pure natural herbal essence Daxian Brand Shampoo for Scalp!! Buy a bottle and use it for a month, and you will have black, shiny and thick hair again! Dear! Buy a bottle! 500 yuan a bottle, you can’t buy it at a loss, and you can’t be fooled! "

Zhao Jinshan: "..." If it was before today, believe it or not, I will send you flying with a slap? !

The author has something to say: Si Xiao: I paid too much for my life (sales).

Hahahahaha, I can't help but write more and cover my face.Thank you for the friends who threw Lei's message and collection.Daxian's hug!