After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Zhao Jinshan stared at the non-mainstream young man with grey-red eyeshadow, and really wanted to ignore him and turn around and leave.

However, when he looked into the eyes of this non-mainstream young man opposite him, he inexplicably thought of the promise he made to Si Xiao in the morning.While hesitating, the grandmother with gray-red eye shadow said with emphasis: "Darling, at first glance, you are tall, rich, handsome, and not short of money. Be a good person! I rely on this to make a living, and a good person will be rewarded."

The corner of Zhao Jinshan's mouth twitched, and finally resigned himself to his fate and started to take out his phone.Then, under the shocked eyes of his new little girlfriend, he scanned the WeChat code on Si Xiao's mobile phone, paid 500 yuan, and got a bottle of green paste that looked like a very innocent mineral water bottle.

Before Si Xiao could happily express his thanks, Zhao Jinshan's little girlfriend couldn't help it: "Aren't you stupid! You look like a liar! Look at what he's selling. Not even a decent bottle! This is picking up a plastic bottle from the side of the road and filling it with an unknown object? So you really gave him money to buy it?!"

Zhao Jinshan has a hard time, and he can't tell his girlfriend that he promised his "Goldfinger Dad" that he must do good deeds tonight. , When you meet a salesperson, you have to buy something, right?So he could only pretend to be rich, generous and kind-hearted and said: "Just do a good deed every day. Don't worry, good will be rewarded with good." He can tell Si Xiao that he has done a good deed when he returns home, and then Next time if you don't see anything, you can find Si Xiao for any unstable investment!

It's only 500 yuan, what a trifle! !

Zhao Jinshan's little girlfriend's lips trembled twice, but she still didn't say anything in the end.After all, she has just been in contact with the outstanding elite of this investment company, so she can't interfere with his behavior too much at the moment.However, she thought about it for a while and pulled Zhao Jinshan's arm pretending to be dissatisfied: "Then you also dote on my daily life, I fancy a bag, it's not expensive, it's only more than 1000 yuan, you buy it for me ~"

Zhao Jinshan nodded without even thinking about it, and waved his hand: "Buy, buy, buy! Isn't it just a bag! Let's go, let's go to the mall."

Then the little girlfriend swept away the displeasure just now, and took Zhao Jinshan's arm very affectionately.

After the two of them left, Si Xiao squinted at their backs with his arms around his shoulders, and clicked his tongue softly.Two days ago, Zhao Jinshan told him that he had found a pure, beautiful and unpretentious silly girlfriend, and decided to have a serious relationship.In the end, the woman who loves bags after plastic surgery is the "pure, beautiful, unpretentious and silly" woman that Zhao Jinshan said?Has Zhao Jinshan's brain been kicked by a donkey recently?What the hell are people trying to figure out for him? Can't you see it at all?

Forget it.

Anyway, until Zhao Jinshan loses ten catties, he will come here for night running, and there is still more time.

Si Xiao rolled his eyes and pulled himself together to fix his eyes on the passersby walking around Minghu Square.Because Minghu Plaza is adjacent to the central business district, there is a huge flow of people coming and going, and many people who can shop and spend in the central business district are those who are not short of money.He is the most suitable target for sales promotion.However, he still has a big problem in front of him, which is the packaging of his own Daxian brand shampoo.

When Si Xiao came out today, he suggested to the old ghost whether to buy some exquisite bottles online and make some logos and labels to stick on the bottles, so as to give Daxian brand shampoo a packaging worthy of its name and effect.In the end, the old ghost flatly rejected it.

[Why change the packaging?My things are not fakes!For ordinary people like you, this is a rare treasure for me!I sell the content not the packaging.Don't change, don't change!If I fell in love with my stuff because of the packaging, could it be true love?It's not really because buying something that is easy to use is a hooligan.Just mineral water bottles.At worst, you can find a better-looking bottle of mineral water. 】

Don't mention Si Xiao's mood at that time.

Of course, he also proposed to buy all the old ghost's things, even though the old ghost's things have been accumulated for thousands of years, and the asking price is very expensive.But he should be able to buy out the old ghost's storage after working hard for a few years.As a result, the old ghost didn't even look at him, and later said that he was not qualified to buy things as a person who relied on ghosts to survive.It's a mouthful of tenth level.

Thinking that these were bitter tears, Si Xiao sat beside the flower bed with his chin propped up, watching the passers-by.

He suddenly asked: "Old ghost, you said that if you don't buy it because you really like it and use it well, then the two bottles of shampoo that I sold to Ye Rongyi and Zhao Jinshan this time Why does the ointment work? The two of them don't really like the shampoo, do they?"

The old ghost's answer was very straightforward: 【That's different.Any good thing needs a certain period of accumulation before it becomes famous.At this time, as long as they buy it, they agree. 】

Si Xiao chuckled twice in his heart.The old ghost also said that he was smart, so it was clear that he himself was a dead ghost with double standards.

At this moment, Si Xiao's eyes lit up, and he saw a 30-year-old man who was dressed like a man but looked depressed.Without even thinking about it, he jumped up in front of this man, and under his guarded eyes, he just said:

"Brother, have you failed your blind date? Or have you lost your relationship?"

The man's guarded eyes turned into surprise, and he subconsciously blurted out: "How do you know?"

Si Xiao looked at his much higher hairline and wider forehead than ordinary people, and gave a clear answer directly with his eyes.

The man's complexion became uneasy.

After all, he is also an elite code farmer in the company, an outstanding talent with an annual salary of 50 yuan. He was not usually stuffed when someone looked at his forehead so bluntly and pointed out the problem of his hairline twice in one night.He didn't understand, how could people judge people by their appearance so much these days?He is not bad looking, his height is 1.7 meters [-] and he is passable, his income is still high and he has a car and a house.Because of his obvious hairline problem, he had tried dozens of kisses without any success.

He doesn't like those who are too low quality, and the girl he likes only cares about his hairline.The girl he went on a blind date with today is really good in every way, and the two chatted pretty well.As a result, when he felt that this wave was finally stable, the other party politely and tactfully asked him about his hair.He wanted to say that he was using various methods to restore hair volume, but looking into the other person's eyes, he finally said nothing.The other party politely paid for his meal and left, leaving him to look at the delicious dinner without knowing what to eat.

That girl is really nice, she doesn't behave impolitely, and she talks well.He was really tempted, but in the end he ruined his hair.

Thinking of this, Qi Ze felt a little sad. He looked at Si Xiao from angry and dissatisfied to sad and desperate, and I felt frustrated from top to bottom.

"Uh. Brother, don't be so sad." Si Xiao felt that his eyes might have given the other party such a big blow that this guy was almost covered in ashes.He quickly took out a mineral water bottle of Sanwu Daxian shampoo from the backpack behind him, and handed it directly to the man. "Come and see! What is this!!"

Qi Ze was in a depressed mood, and he didn't want to talk to the person who exposed his scars again, but Si Xiao had already put the mineral water under his nose, so he had to look at it if he didn't.After seeing it, I immediately looked disgusted: "Mineral water bottle. What's in it? It's green and a little disgusting."

Si Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth.

"What disgusting! Don't you know that green is the color of life?! It represents vigorous vitality, brother! This is my ancestral Daxian brand shampoo, which is designed to treat hair loss and hair loss! Believe me, as long as you Go back and wash your hair with this Daxian brand shampoo for a month, and your bald hairline will definitely grow back!!"

Qi Ze looked at the grandma opposite him, with gray-red eyeshadow and a robot cat mask that was not mainstream.After three seconds of silence, he put away his frustration, turned around and left.

He said why did this person go up to talk to him directly? It turned out that he was a shampoo salesman.Tsk, is this staring at his forehead?But take him for a fool?He will never just buy a Sanwu product on the street just because of his hairline problem! !The shampoo in the mineral water bottle looks like a low-quality product. Who knows what bad things are in it?Also handed down from ancestors Daxian brand shampoo.He also inherited the Great Emperor card from his ancestors! !

Si Xiao knew what Qi Ze was thinking when he saw Qi Ze's expression.He grabbed Qi Ze's arm and pulled him abruptly to sit beside the flower bed.Then he spoke earnestly to the angry Qi Ze: "Looking at your expression, I can tell that you think I'm lying to you. You're thinking wrong, the last thing I can do in my life is to lie to others." He said He stretched out the green water ghost watch on his wrist, "Look at the watch I'm wearing, look at my limited edition mask, and my leather jacket worth 2000 yuan! You still worry about me being so rich. Did I lie to you for money?! Is it illogical? You just need to buy a bottle of shampoo from me and try it when you go back to find out if I am lying to you. Try it and nothing will happen, wash your hair The ointment is not a medicine to be taken into the mouth, if you go back and try it and find that it really cured your perennial hairline baldness, wouldn't you just make a lot of money bro?"

"My shampoo is not expensive, and you don't need the money. But if I miss this opportunity, I won't necessarily sell things in this square next time. I like you because we are destined, and you think I Do you see two people going up to sell? I am also a qualified salesman. The total amount of products in our family is fixed, and you can benefit early if you buy them. After my products are recognized by everyone and snapped up like crazy, you If you want it any more, you won’t have it!"

"This is not an ordinary bottle of shampoo, brother, this is your chance to change your life, and it is your trump card for a successful blind date!!"

Qi Ze stared at the eloquent Si Xiao, looked at the shiny mineral water bottle in his hand, finally gritted his teeth and took out his mobile phone, scanning the QR code.

"Don't lie to me! Otherwise, I won't let you go anywhere in the world!"

Si Xiao was not afraid at all: "Don't worry, brother, I will find someone who is destined to sell shampoo near here for the next month. If you have any questions, you can come to me. However, if our Daxian brand shampoo is really useful , you can come here for free and be my propagandist."

Qi Ze nodded without hesitation: "If this hair cream is really useful, I can be your voluntary propagandist after work every day." And, if it is really useful, he doesn't mind giving it to everyone in the company. Other code farmers introduced this shampoo.Everyone has this problem more or less.

So, after asking about how to use it, Qi Ze left full of expectations.

Si Xiao successfully sold the second business of the day, and he was in a very good mood.Then he continued to sit by the flower bed and stare at the passing crowd. In this harmonious world where almost all people are bald, he has the confidence to sell the old ghost's shampoo short!

"But old ghost, if the shampoo is used too much, will the side effects really be strong?"

The old ghost let out a hey hey, but didn't speak.

At this time, another movie star Zhang Yawen who was staying at Ye Rongyi's house shouted in the bathroom: "Lao Ye! Lao Ye! Bring me a bottle of shampoo! I want the best one!! I’m going to shoot a costume drama, and I’m going to have my hair cut tomorrow. Oh, I’m so annoying, can’t I wear a wig? Why does Fatty Zhong have to have his own long hair to film?”

Ye Rongyi was reading his new script at this time, and clicked his tongue when he heard this.Standing up impatiently and walking to the sink, his eyes were passively focused on the green mineral water bottle of shampoo.

Ye Rongyi slowly raised the corners of his mouth.

"coming."

The author has something to say: Si Xiao: Facing the huge business opportunity of balding all the people, I have the confidence to live a long life! !

Ye Rongyi: I don't need it myself, but I can find a substitute.

Ah ha ha ha, what a group.