After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Ye Rongyi was originally moved with a little compassion because of the ridiculous panda eyes.Considering that it is at the door of his own house now, if he is pestered by this messy person all the time, it is easy to cause some unnecessary troubles, so Ye Yingdi reluctantly decided to buy a bottle of that green shampoo.

However, he was shocked when he heard the price of the shampoo.

Ye Rongyi is not short of money, but this does not mean that Ye Yingdi spends money lavishly.In fact, Ye Rongyi is very rational and objective in consumption, and rejects any fraudulent consumption.The inferior shampoo in front of the yellow-haired black-eyed man is not worth 500 yuan. Seriously speaking, even if this thing is thrown on the street, no one will pick it up.500 yuan for such a thing?

Therefore, under Si Xiao's expectant dark circles, Ye Rongyi looked at him seriously for a moment, and directly bargained: "100 yuan. Otherwise, I won't buy it."

Si Xiao was shocked this time.He opened his mouth wide. Although his mouth was covered by the mask, he could still see his shocked lips from the outline of the mask. He couldn't believe it: "No, you, you are too cruel. How about ordering? You actually cut off four-fifths of the 500 yuan shampoo?!"

Ye Rongyi was unmoved, "Sell it or not? If not, I'll go in."

Si Xiao's eyes were full of pain: "The actor, don't be so stingy, your endorsement fee is several million, my shampoo is only 500 yuan, and it is a pure natural product with exclusive herbal essence. If you miss this village, there will be no such shop , 100 yuan is too little, not even the cost."

Ye Rongyi twitched the corners of his mouth, turned around and was about to enter the door.

"Okay, I sold it at a loss! Four hundred! I'll sell it to you for four hundred! You can come to me again next time!"

Si Xiao stubbornly grabbed Ye Rongyi's high-end suit and refused to let him go.Yingdi Ye clicked his tongue and hit Si Xiao's hand again: "Let go! Do you know that the corner of my clothes is worth a bottle of shampoo for you!"

Si Xiao stared at the panda eyes and refused to let go: "That can't be done. This dress is a high-end suit from Lucas's family. Although it is a bit expensive, Lucas's after-sales service is online all year round. Even if there is a hole, he will give it to you for free. You repaired it. It didn’t cost any money!” Don’t think about him, he also has several Lucas suits at home!

Ye Rongyi narrowed his eyes instantly.

He turned his head again and looked seriously at the Shamat youth who was half a head lower than him.

Interesting isn't it?A Sha Matt, who was squatting at his door doing sales, was able to recognize the brand of clothes he was wearing at a glance, and he was also able to tell the after-sales service of this brand.Are salespeople making so much money these days?Or, did this person approach him with a certain purpose?

"Actor? Three hundred and five, really can't be less. I can't live on any less, and I will die." Seeing Ye Rongyi staring at him silently, Si Xiao felt a little guilty, but still tried hard to sell, He really didn't lie, although his annual salary is several million, but if he can't sell it, he will die tonight.It's miserable to think about it.

Ye Rongyi raised his eyebrows, and finally nodded: "WeChat or Alipay?"

Si Xiao paused: "Uh, no cash?"

Ye Rongyi looked down at him with his arms around his shoulders, the expression on his face said everything.

Si Xiao hurriedly said: "WeChat WeChat! Wait for me a moment, I'll take my phone!"

Si Xiao quickly took out his mobile phone, then logged into WeChat and switched directly to the trumpet account.At this time, he was very grateful to himself who was witty back then. This WeChat account was not registered with a mobile phone, but was registered directly with an account. information.Thinking about it this way, he can use this WeChat account to receive sales promotion money in the future, so that his investment elite profile can be stabilized!

"Actor! Here, scan the QR code! 350 yuan, no less!"

Si Xiao looked forward to handing his mobile phone to Ye Rongyi.

Ye Rongyi looked at the brand-new Star [-] high-end mobile phone, and then at the opposite Shamat with dark circles, and took out his own mobile phone of the same model.

Scan the code and pay 350 yuan.

"Hey, what a coincidence that the film king, we are using the same mobile phone! Are you also a star fan? The experience of this mobile phone is very good. What I like most is that its software runs very fast, and its information processing High-end confidentiality settings. Hehe, the blacklist is accurate one by one. And the positioning can be adjusted throughout the whole process." Si Xiao successfully sold the first order of his life and escaped the threat of death, and the whole person became relaxed and happy. Just a little talkative, and there is a tendency to be familiar.

Ye Rongyi took back his phone.He reached out and grabbed the bottle of Sanwu green shampoo in Si Xiao's hand, and asked:

"Aren't your sales salaries particularly high?"

Si Xiao was stumped, how did he know this?He also just started doing sales today, okay?He looked at Ye Rongyi, who looked a little strange, and replied cautiously: "Fortunately, it mainly depends on personal ability, and there is a commission."

Ye Rongyi nodded: "Then your ability must be very good."

Si Xiao coughed lightly, and couldn't hold back his eyes: "It's okay, it's okay. Thanks to you, the actor, anyway, I don't have to die tonight, uh, I won't be fired."

"To express my gratitude, actor, don't worry, I never chased stars before, but after tonight I will be your fan! I will definitely watch all your movies and TV series, and buy all your advertising products! You buy my Daxian brand shampoo once, I will repay you countless times!!"

Ye Rongyi showed a very blunt smirk: "Oh. Thank you so much. Can I go in now?" Ye Rongyi stared at Si Xiao and held his hand at the corner of his shirt.

Si Xiao quickly let go, and then reached out to pat the corner of his clothes flat: "Well, it's okay. Thank you so much tonight. I found that you are not only a very good idol on the screen, In reality, he is also an approachable person. Goodbye, I hope you can have a sweet dream tonight."

After Si Xiao said this, he turned around and was about to leave. Halfway through his turn, he suddenly turned to look at Ye Rongyi: "Ah! I forgot to say one thing, the film king! Although there is only a small bottle of Daxian brand shampoo, it is The concentrated ones are all essence. Just use a coin-sized amount of three grams each time to ensure the best nourishment and repair for our hair. If you insist on using it for half a month, you will have amazing results! At that time, if you You think the effect of using it is very good, you can add me as a WeChat friend and I will come again! And don’t overuse this bottle of shampoo, it will lead to more disastrous consequences.”

After Si Xiao finished speaking, he nodded happily to Ye Rongyi, and then jumped up and down in his Shamat clothes.

Ye Rongyi looked at the green bottle in his hand and then at the back of the lively yellow-haired black-eyed Shamate Li, and was silent for a long time before uttering a word.

"I will use this bottle of shampoo of yours to be a ghost."

Then Ye Rongyi pushed open the courtyard door of his house and walked in.He originally wanted to throw this bottle of shampoo directly into the trash can, but it was quite worthless to think that 350 yuan was thrown away like this. With a click, he threw the bottle of Sanwu shampoo Put it on his sink.Obviously, such a mineral water bottle stands out among the many big-name toiletries.

Standing next to the sink, Ye Rongyi pressed his temple.He once again suspected that the person who bought this thing was mentally ill. Maybe it was because he was too tired from filming recently, so he was so easy to be fooled.

Take this as a warning and never buy any weird stuff from weird people next time.

Ye Rongyi turned and went into the bathroom, ready to take a rest.

At this time, Si Xiao had already returned to his silver-gray Porsche. He pulled off the yellow wig with a sigh of relief, revealing his sweaty black hair. Then he took off his mask and took out the makeup remover wipes he had prepared. He wiped vigorously on his face with his eyes closed. After using more than a dozen makeup remover wipes, he turned to a soft towel and wiped it vigorously on his face. Meet his panda makeup that reveals his face.

Si Xiao turned the rearview mirror to his direction and looked at the person in the mirror.

The young man in the mirror has black, slightly curly hair. The ends of the hair are curled down to the side of the ear. It is a bit messy and cute. A pair of eyebrows are a little light but well shaped. The eyes are standard peach blossom eyes, clear and clear. God, it's hard to look away when it's watching you.Because I have been wearing a mask all the time, the tip of the round nose is a little red, and the shape of the thin lips is just right, and the corners of the mouth are slightly raised with a smile. At first glance, it will give people a feeling that this is a good-looking and harmless person. Big boy feeling too.

This is a pretty look that is very popular with the ladies.However, the owner of the appearance, Si Xiao, was obviously not satisfied. He frowned at the mirror, pushed back the broken hair on his forehead with a click, opened the drawer of the co-pilot, and took out a pair of exquisite glasses from it. After a while, a pair of gold wire half-frame flat mirrors appeared on the bridge of his nose.

When he put on glasses, the temperament of the youth changed.The gold-rimmed glasses covered his peach blossom eyes, making his eyes look a little sharper, and the corners of his raised mouth were flattened, and his expressionless face appeared a little indifferent.The curly hair was still clinging to the feeling just now, but after being fiddled with by Si Xiao a few times, the unruly arrogance replaced the messy and cuteness just now. He sat up straight and looked at the rearview mirror again, finally satisfied. Nod.

Very good, the elite NO of that investment company. [-] is back.Still so noble and indifferent, professional and rigorous.

Of course, you can't look at the skull shirt and ripped jeans he is wearing. The Lucas suit at home is his perfect match.

"Old ghost, have I passed the test tonight? Will I be able to happily stay at home, um, work at home?"

The old ghost watched Si Xiao's face-changing process from behind, and was still sighing in his heart at the power of human makeup.But he laughed when he heard Si Xiao's question.

【Ha ha. 】

"...Is it okay to speak human words?"

[Tonight's successful promotion has given you seven extra days of life.Temporarily suppressed my demons.But after seven days, my inner demons will explode again, and the spiritual power that can be given to you will be exhausted again, and you will still die. 】

[So, after seven days, you still have to find the actor to sell your life extension.Don't think about once and for all good things. 】

Si Xiao pushed his glasses and stared at the air behind him: "No, the probability of my success in finding Ye Rongyi is no more than [-]%. And there is a great possibility that he will be investigated and sent to the police. I can't replace it with someone else ?"

The old ghost curled his lips: [It’s okay to change to other people, but other people don’t have as much power of recognition and worship as Ye Rongyi. You have to sell my Daxian brand shampoo or other things to at least three people every day to be able to sell it. Let me give you a day's worth of spiritual energy.On the one hand, you can live for seven days if you sell successfully once, and on the other hand, you can live for one day if you sell successfully three times a day. I still suggest that you keep an eye on Ye Rongyi.Otherwise, I'm afraid that you will die if you fail to complete the task that day, and I will have to find other people who can possess me. 】

Si Xiao sighed heartbroken.If he could, of course he would also like to sell Amway to Ye Rongyi every day, but now his stomach is still hurting, the kick that Ye Rongyi kicked him just now was not fake!

Thinking of selling three bottles of Daxian brand shampoo every day, Si Xiao felt that life was hopeless.

The phone rang suddenly, Si Xiao quickly connected, and an anxious voice came from inside:

"Master! Elite! Boss! Hurry up and help me see the development data of this company! Why do I feel that something is wrong with it and it is about to collapse!!"

Si Xiao replied indifferently: "No time."

After hanging up the phone, Si Xiao stared at his phone, then opened his WeChat account, took a beauty photo of Daxian brand shampoo, and sent it to Moments.

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The author has something to say: Si Xiao: I am a high-cold elite, the kind that everyone admires and admires.It's not me who posted on Moments!

Ye Rongyi: Absolutely no shampoo!Absolutely do not buy anything else from Shamat Huangmao!

Laugh and cry, remember these two flags, one day they will be pulled up.

And, I'm not bald!Who said I'm bald? !Although I am a high-risk group, I am not bald! !I always use Caile Kangwangbawang White Vinegar and Ginger, okay? !

Finally, thank you for throwing Lei's message and collection, you are running fast.