Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Then came the most insane and inhumane scene since the opening of the "Okay Again" Chinese restaurant.

Maybe it was a bit tired of waiting for the food, the one of the two female customers who looked more like a passerby yawned, picked up the chopsticks on the table and knocked on the ceramic bowl by accident, and found that the voice sounded like "Hey" It was very crisp, so on a whim, I started to jingle with the chopsticks, accompanied by a song that reminded my mind, I beat it very rhythmically, and sang while shaking my head while playing the music——

"Look at this noodle, it's long and wide, just like this bowl, it's big and round~"

Harley tilted her head curiously and watched Jane happily immersed in her own music world. Although she couldn't understand what she was singing, it did not prevent her from being infected by the singing of her fans, so He excitedly picked up the chopsticks and knocked them together. While accompaniment to Jane's instrument, he hummed and sang for her——

"Dud da da da da da~"

Jane, "Roasted gluten, roasted gluten, my roasted gluten makes you happy every day~"

Harley flicked her twin ponytails cheerfully, "Il, Il, Il~"

Jane, "You have the ability to snatch a man but not the ability to open the door! Don't hide inside and don't come out, I know you are at home!"

Harley, "Hey! Ha! Hey! Ha!"

Jane, "So hungry, so hungry! I'm so hungry—"

Harry, "Hungry, so hungry! I'm so hungry!"

Jane Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding took turns knocking on one side of the rice bowl, took a deep breath, opened her eyes, and gazed affectionately at Harley, who was so excited that her whole body began to sway with the rhythm, slowly waving her hands like a conductor. The two chopsticks made the music slow down. She was immersed in the wonderful world of art, using every inch of her face muscles, and with extremely rich and full facial expressions, she calmly put the chopsticks on the staff of the entire restaurant. The full-screen big move of Death Singer——

"Summer summer quietly passed to leave Givenchy,

From the bottom of my heart, there is Armani,

The evening wind blows and warms my heart, I think of you again,

How can Bulgari Bulgari forget~”

Harley Quinn propped her cheeks, staring in amazement at this funny fanboy who could start a solo concert anytime and anywhere, thinking that she probably knew the reason why J was caught by Batman in Arkham.But even so, this extremely lethal singing could not make her retreat. With amazing willpower and fighting ability, Harley sat firmly on the spot, becoming the most supportive and sexy audience since Jane was born——

"Can't forget you, put you in gucci,

I can't forget you, what I think about is LV,

Romantic summer, and Swarovski, give me a pink Ferrari~"

"Xiaxia passed quietly and still miss you, I can't afford it, I can't afford it, I can't afford it~"

Before the song ended, the people in the restaurant had already left, and the lingering lingering sound echoed endlessly.Jane opened her eyes intoxicated, and what she saw was Halle clapping vigorously to her, with an excited smile on her face, cheering her enthusiastically, "That's great, J! I haven't heard it for a long, long time. I’ve seen such a shocking singing! I still remember the last time I felt this way when I went to bury the bomb with Pudding. I accidentally heard a bastard trying to occupy the broadcasting room and broadcast Lostrivers to the whole city. Fortunately, at the critical moment, he was killed I didn’t succeed by throwing my own men out of the window... Oh, I mean, why don’t you come and join us? I believe that together we can become Gotham City’s frightening Missbadass~~”

Jane was overjoyed by Harry's praise, blushing to the base of her neck, couldn't help touching her nose, nodded very modestly and restrainedly, Wenwen said quietly, "Really? I also have the potential to be a bad guy, right?" ?”

Harley nodded desperately, "Some are sweethearts! We don't even need to rack our brains to kill people and set fires. You can easily end everything with a song. It's so easy to do bad things~"

The corners of Jane's mouth were almost grinning to the base of her ears, she held her red cheeks, her eyes were misty and she said "Ah~" intoxicated, and she covered her chest, "Oh no, is this the ST-segment elevation of the extensive anterior wall? Type acute myocardial infarction with left heart failure?

Mom, I think I'm starving again. 【make a fist

While Jane was thinking about how to ask her new idol for autographs and group photos in a modest and tactful manner, the restaurant owner finally walked out of the kitchen with shaky steps and a pale face covered in sweat. , followed by Aisha, who was self-possessed but her eyes were slightly tranced, and her fingers were still trembling. As soon as Jane saw them, she immediately forgot all her plans just now, excitedly tucked up her napkin, sat upright, and stared at Aisha expectantly. With the plate in Sha's hand, her nose kept moving, her eyes were astonishingly bright.

Elsa exhausted all her strength to suppress the desire to escape from the kitchen desperately under the torment of Jane's singing, put down the plate tremblingly, and then lifted the lid, revealing the golden, oily, fragrant and hissing two sides underneath. A small plate of fried meatballs, calmed down, and said in a soft voice with a slight trembling, "The meatballs you want are here, of course, if you don't mind, I would like to serve you before you taste this delicacy. Please explain its origin and method. Meatballs are the earliest—”

"I don't mind." Jane immediately interrupted Aisha with a look of disbelief, "Do you work with your hands or with your mouth? It is the greatest gift for customers to enjoy her feast quietly when they are extremely hungry, isn't it? Why? Why do you still stand here to block the light outside, and desperately prevent me from having a hard-won breakfast? Do I have any grudges against you?"

As she said that, Jane seemed to have thought of a possibility, and her expression became very serious, "Still...this is a black shop, the boss only pays you a salary, but you have to work as a chef, waiter and guide ?”

The boss immediately beeped innocently loudly, "I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"

Aisha felt that her reputation had been insulted, and with a stubborn and tenacious face that could not bear the humiliation but forced herself to endure, she clenched her fists by her side, her whole body was tense, with water in her eyes faintly rippling, she raised her head slightly, obviously it was Trying to smile, it looked more like crying.She pursed her lips tightly, and said to the unreasonable two in a forbearable voice, "I graduated from Eton College with a major in cooking and health care. Great food has always been one of our department's longstanding traditions..."

Harry let out an "oh~" in surprise, blinking his eyes and covering his mouth, eagerly preparing to watch the show.

Jane was stunned when she heard this, she turned her head to look at this sweet and lovely black-haired girl again, and was silent for a while.

"Women's wearer?" she asked.

Elsa was ashamed and indignant, "How could I be—"

Jane scratched her head, "Football stunner?"

Before Aisha could answer, Jane asked a series of questions one after another, "A reverse obsession with hormones? The European and American version of Runaway Sweetheart? So the food table is a beautiful boy?"

Aisha shook her head blankly.

"Neither?" Jane wondered, "Then how did you enter the boys' school as a woman? Could it be that your family runs the school?"

"Also," Jane asked Harry, turning her head, "do you remember Eton's big health major, Harry?"

The girl with two ponytails shook her head resolutely, and replied decisively, "My cousin's second aunt's youngest uncle's mistress' younger brother is studying there. I have never heard of this major!"

After finishing speaking, the two turned their heads one after another, looked at Aisha inquisitively, and asked Qiqi, "So how did you get in?"

Jane also specially added with emphasis, "Miss, are you sure you are not on New Oriental?"

The boss slapped his head!Yes, how could I forget this!Isn't Eton College a well-known boys' school, which has always been unpopular with female students.At that time, when Elsa reported her family name to him, he somehow ignored this obvious point, as if he was possessed.

The boss couldn't help but looked at Aisha suspiciously, "This..."

Aisha stood there with an embarrassed expression, not knowing how to explain, she opened her mouth and closed it, faltering back and forth for a moment, finally stomped her feet, and said indignantly, "Do I have to lie to you! My dad Moms are billionaires and I'm an only daughter, which college can I go to?! What the hell make up a diploma? - and besides, if I'm not a chef, I'm going back to inherit countless There is no need to tell this lie!"

As soon as the boss heard this, he immediately treated Aisha as a guest of honor, and quietly brought her a chair. Aisha sat down and frowned, "You don't know what I sacrificed to realize my dream... ..."

"Oh—" Jane and Harry nodded together, and then looked at each other.

Harry whispered, "... sweetheart, do you understand what she is saying?"

Jane nodded solemnly, "Of course I understand, this tells us an eternal truth of the universe..."

"-Rich people, remember to have a second child."

Harry gave a thumbs up, "Honey, you're awesome!"

Jane touched her flushed face, and happily accepted the beautiful girl's compliment.

Then she waved her hand, "Okay, it's all over, can this billionaire's only daughter allow us to finish this meal in peace? - Or do you want to continue to show us that you are from the Duke of Eton?" A graduation certificate for majoring in cooking and health care?"

Aisha opened her mouth and wanted to say that she had it, but then she remembered that she hadn't brought it to Gotham, so she closed her mouth with a little guilt. Feeling extremely depressed, she turned around and rushed towards the kitchen. The boss couldn't stop her. I was so anxious that cold sweat broke out on my forehead.

Looking at her back, Harry couldn't help curling his lips. Looking back, he saw Jane poke a plump meatball with chopsticks and happily put it in his mouth. He suddenly felt that this was so real that it was almost cute. The little psycho was more pleasing to the eye, and Harley held her cheeks and watched Jane swallow the meatball the size of half a fist with great interest. She couldn't help but let out a wow exclamation, and opened her eyes wide and asked her, " Are you sure you don't get choked sweetheart? Is your throat a vent?"

Jane laughed twice, smacking her lips, and Harry couldn't wait to continue asking, "How is it delicious? Is it as good as Wayne said? Do you feel that the world has become brighter? Do you feel Are you slowly becoming a boring normal person?~”

Jane clutched her stomach, carefully feeling the wonderful feeling of fullness when the meatballs slipped into her stomach. She smacked her mouth again, frowning and feeling it for a while, before looking up at Harry with a blank face. , "It has no taste like plain water... Could it be that you forgot to add salt?"

Aisha, who was rushing towards the kitchen angrily, was not happy when she heard it, she turned her head and frowned, "How could this kind of low-level mistake happen in my hands! Since I took charge of the spoon, it has never been done in terms of heat and weight." Little mistake! You're insulting me, Lord Eaton—”

Before she finished speaking, Jane suddenly rolled her eyes, her body twitched and foamed at the mouth, and she rolled onto the ground with the chair. Harley was startled, covered her mouth and let out a scream, then jumped off the table decisively He went over to Jane, threw his arms around Jane's head and hugged her in his arms, shouting in horror, "Haney! What's wrong with you, Hani! Don't scare me! Are you going to die? No, don't die, you Promised me to be another badass of mine, how dare you break your promise—”

While rolling her eyes, Jane was enjoying the 36D massage without dead ends, and kept her limbs twitching and her lips turning purple with great dedication.This appearance obviously frightened the boss, so he stayed where he was.Aisha saw that the scene was wrong and immediately guessed that Jane might have suffered from food poisoning. She first thought hard about which process went wrong with her, but no customer had any discomfort before. Why did she get balabala here? A lot of cosmic questions, when Jane's convulsions became more intense and almost fainted, she suddenly woke up, frowned, brushed away the boss in front of her, walked quickly to Jane's side, rolled her eyes, and said decisively , "The seriousness of the matter cannot be underestimated, but it is still a long way from the hospital, I am afraid it will be too late for her to... how about this, I am proficient in cooking, and I also know a little about food therapy and medical science. Since she is poisoned, we might as well fight poison with poison." , so she might still have a chance..."

As soon as Jane heard that it was okay, she deeply felt that she could save it again, so she exhausted all her strength, stretched out her hands tremblingly, hugged Harry's small waist that made people jealous, and used her desire to survive. Eager to stare at his cute and charming villain Fanyou, struggling, trembling, intermittently, slightly weakly, trying his best to speak.

"Here's what you can... Hurry... Harley... Take me to the No. 1 civilian hospital in Gotham City... I think I can still have a wireless life..."

After finishing speaking, she decisively poked her head on Harry's chest, and passed out completely.

The author has something to say: PS:

The movie "Football Stunner" is very interesting. It tells the story of a woman disguised as a man and mixed into the school to play football.

Ah, I really want to lean on Harry's chest... Just, just rub...