Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Jane opened her eyes and found that she was sitting in a dark room, surrounded by silence, only her own breathing could be heard.

Jane's first thought: Hey, was she kidnapped by the clown again?

——Immediately, I was severely complained by No. [-] Life in my mind, [Are you too into the drama! ! JOKER is really the biggest backer in DC...]

She thinks it makes sense, at least in some worlds she has heard, the bank robbery must be Joker's masterpiece; the hospital was bombed 80.00% because of Joker's personal participation; And Shuang was almost killed, but escaped in the end, it is very likely that JOKER's instruction... So that Jane has always wondered whether Gotham is the only villain of the Joker, and all bad things will fall on him, and [-]% he wants When doing a major event, the protagonist will happen to be forced to step into this muddy water, and then help him escape intentionally or unintentionally, in order to get the attention of his old enemy Batman.

Not to mention that DC is a famous gathering place for villains, the Penguin, the Scarecrow, the Riddler, the Freeze, and the Mad Hatter are singled out as Gotham's lifelong enemies, if it weren't for Batman and his assistants They have been secretly maintaining the safety of the city and its people. I don’t know how many times Gotham has gone to the sky now—what’s more, even if the clown is actually met by an unfortunate natural disaster, it is most likely to face only two endings: completely Go crazy, or die from laughing gas.

——Now many patients in Arkham have expressed doubts. This new neighbor, who is good at taking revenge on the society with singing, became what he is now because he encountered a clown head-on once.

Jane was looking up and trying to recall the previous events. She remembered that she seemed to be in a restaurant, and then she ate a meatball and passed out from food poisoning. Before she lost consciousness, she was still hugging Harry's waist tightly...how could it be in a blink of an eye? Just came here?Did she time travel?

Life No. [-], 【...don't tell me you're really crazy】

Jane wanted to rub her sore neck from hanging down for too long, but found that her hands and legs were tied to the chair. She tried to hop on the spot twice but failed, so she had to sit obediently. After going back, I was bored and replied to the system assistant, [I didn't expect it to be quite interesting...]

Life No. [-] looked at her depressedly, 【Don't tell me, you've been wanting to do this for a long time... In the name of being crazy, let me go? 】

Jane blinked, full of energy, she didn't seem nervous about being in a completely unfamiliar environment, but full of curiosity, [No, no, no...Of course not, I'm a serious person! ——Besides, since you have arranged for me this identity, I will definitely do my best to set up and play this person well, and never let anyone doubt my origin——]

Life No. [-] deeply expressed doubts, 【Are you sure you are not acting in your true colors? 】

Jane was serious, [How can it be——have you been so dedicated to your job that you didn't even look at me? 】

Speaking of this, Life No. [-] is also surprised, [As a guy with a super power of 'swallowing', just an ordinary meatball can make you stumble... It seems that this little Susu's craftsmanship is real Poisonous. Ah...]

That's right, Jane once told Poison Ivy that her ability to "eat" is literally that.Her appetite is like a bottomless abyss, she can eat anything, she is always hungry, she can swallow steel, bombs, and even other people's superpowers - so she is completely unaffected by Aisha's "from Influenced by the mysterious power of the East”, the delicacies praised by everyone are like chewing wax in her mouth.It's just that they never imagined that a glutton would be poisoned by eating home-cooked food! ——This is really an impermanent fate and an unhappy reincarnation.

[Have you been punished? 】Life No. [-] gloats, laughing so much that snot bubbles are about to fly out, 【Let you eat things made by Su... Really think that I have never suffered from it, how can a hundred poisons not invade my body? 】

A is honey, and B is arsenic. Jane feels that she probably will not be lucky enough to eat the delicious food made by Aisha in this life.No matter how high-grade the ingredients are, no matter how beneficial they are to the human body, putting them together can also hurt the body, so it is better to place them separately.

【What's going on? 】Jane asked Life No. [-], 【Don't think I didn't see you secretly videotaping, why, you want to use this as black history to blackmail me? 】

Life No. [-] was punctured by a word, couldn't help but scratched his head, curled his lips guiltily, 【How can... it's just, it's just rare to see you so, so cute...】

Jane sneered in her heart, and chose not to argue with it, 【Tell me what happened in the middle?Am I not with Harley Quinn? 】

Life No. [-] cleared his throat, and said solemnly, [That’s right, but then Batman appeared halfway. Of course, Harley Quinn couldn’t beat the fully armed master with you as a burden, although later JOKER People rushed over to cover Harry's departure, but they failed to snatch you, so you were carried back by Batman all the way...]

Jian Yi was filled with indignation, 【No wonder I feel such a pain in my stomach when I wake up!I thought it was the sequelae of food poisoning... After a long time, it turned out to be so!Discrimination!It is simply discrimination! ——]

Obviously, the master in the suicide squad treats Harley like a doting princess hug. He is also a woman, and he is also an abnormal little psychopath. How can the differences between people be so widened!Carry it!Aren't you afraid that she will vomit all over herself in a coma?Anyway, they are all old acquaintances who threw themselves into their arms (see the world of "Ready Player One" for details), so why are they so ruthless!

As a former fan of Batman, Jane felt angry, and decided to automatically expel her fans from this moment and turn to black, and put herself in the arms of baby Harley——

Life No. [-] silently watched the ever-changing and rich expressions on Jane's face, and lamented in his heart that the master is really dedicated, and at this time, he still doesn't forget to keep his character from jumping, and he is very talented in neuropathy... It sighed and kindly reminded The host said, [Batman is looking at you from behind the wall, behave naturally~]

Um? ? !

Jane's eyes lit up, her heart suddenly slammed into her chest at an extremely unusual frequency, her face and ear tips blushed unconsciously, her tightly bound fingers trembled slightly with excitement, and her whole body began to straighten unconsciously Back, tense muscles, shortness of breath, blurred vision...

well? !Life No. [-] took a deep breath, [Wait—you, you said you are a master fan... Is it true? ! 】

Jane nodded shyly.

[But, but you never showed it! 】Life No. [-]'s expression cracked, almost hating iron but not steel, 【And in the world of oasis, you obviously have many opportunities to be a female ticket master! !Really! ——]

Jane seemed to be stopped by his question, and she really thought about it seriously. She sat in the darkness where she couldn't see her fingers and pondered for a long time, and finally came up with the answer.

[Probably because of... being close to the hometown? 】Jane clicked her tongue,【The more you like, the more you respect, but the less you dare to strike easily? ——Actually, I also like Nini very much, didn't I just run away after seeing her...]

Life No. [-]: Huh?Stark? ——I really didn’t see it!

[What's the name of the saying?] Jane looked at the ceiling, [Oh yes... liking is presumptuous, love is restraint? 】

So even in the game world, most of the time she just kept awe-inspiring enough distance to watch those fascinating characters who can be called heroes and villains.She knew very well in her heart that maybe she could get a satisfactory response by going up to talk to them at this moment, and it was not forbidden to start a romantic relationship in the virtual world, but she still restrained herself.

At that time, she couldn't tell what the reason was, but the more she liked a character, the more cautious she became, lest she offend the other party, she felt that he should deserve the best in the world, instead of using gold fingers to forcefully lift him up. Raise your own social status to be worthy of the other party.The real charm of personality does not lie in appearance or superpowers, but in the indestructible willpower he shows when he encounters troubles, and the golden soul that will never be buried, such as Batman, such as Tony Star gram.

She's been to the DC universe before, but she's never dealt with Batman head-on.Her perception of him is probably the most complex of all the characters she has met, she has appreciation, but more of awe.

So she never understood that someone would describe Bruce Wayne as a suave playboy who would never refuse anyone.For him, the identity of "Bruce Wayne" is more like a cover, and the Batman hidden under the mask is the real him.He's not all good, at least, not only.But he is the only one that his friends around him and all superheroes can't really understand. His loneliness cannot be eliminated, just like his vigilance and suspicion all the time, he is destined to accompany him for a lifetime.

There has always been such a saying: villains make Batman, and it doesn't sound unreasonable.Almost all his opponents were victims of unfair treatment, but their life experiences made them decide to take revenge in extremely evil and terrifying ways.But the uniqueness of Batman is that even though he encountered almost all the malice in this world and this city, he still told the world: what kind of person you become is not determined by your talent and ability, but by your choice .

With his own strength, he is against the whole world.

He is not perfect, and he also has the common weaknesses of human nature.He was arrogant, which is the quality of extremely intelligent people.He is stubborn and always sticks to his decisions.He likes to walk alone, because he is surrounded by wolves, tigers and leopards, which will endanger his partner's life.He is a hero, and he also bears the name of a violent law enforcement officer.He is a knight, and he will also be the nightmare of the son of evil.He is one of the few people born without superpowers. All his achievements come from hard work, continuous training and countless times of death.He conquered the food he feared, and became the fear itself—the Dark Knight of Gotham.

He was never some loose playboy, he was Batman.He doesn't believe in idealism, and is more ruthless than other heroes, but not ruthless.He is old and cunning, good at outwitting, gloomy and unapproachable, showing an invincible and perfect appearance, but deep in his heart, there is still the tormented eight-year-old boy who often wakes up from nightmares .

Those who have heard of him will be curious about him, those who know him will like him, those who know him will fear him, but those who love him will choose to stay away from him.

The heaviest and greatest mission of Batman's life is to protect the city where he was born and raised. Nothing can compete with it, not even the people he loves most.This is his cruelest and most fascinating place: will.

In fact, Jane felt that she was able to escape all the way to the present because of the influence of Mary Sue's halo, otherwise she and her patients would have been recaptured in despair on the first day they escaped from prison.

Jane is very self-aware. She feels that she can't match Batman's IQ and strategy. It is still helpful to be able to conceal the past, but once she is really matched, she is not sure that she can perfectly cover up her intention of pretending to be crazy - the official default "DC is the strongest" is no joke.

So...whether it's the real Jane or Miss Anonymous, the one who caught her behind the wall for interrogation is the one she's chasing after and will keep silently chasing after.

Jane stared at a certain corner in the darkness, tilted her head in thought for a moment, and suddenly shouted loudly to the surroundings, not nervous or panicked at all, different from the lightness and meaninglessness of ordinary people.

"Harry?—Is that you, Harley?"

"Sweetheart baby~my cute little psycho? Missbadass~"

"Eh, isn't it her?... Then who kidnapped me?"

"Hey, I don't care what your intentions are, I just put the words here clearly every day!—"

"No matter how much money you want, I don't have it!—You might as well kidnap Bruce Wayne, I believe the Wayne Group will definitely be willing to spend a lot of money to redeem him—"

"If you fell in love with my beauty... I'm sorry I had to break your heart, but I'm a well-known local idiot who loves one and loves one and dumps the other... There must be no good end for you to pursue. knew!!"

"This is a prank, I advise you to let me go quickly! I am a resident of Arkham! I, I know Gotham's discipline committee member Batman, as well as the gangster JOKER and cheerleader Harley Quinn! — oh, and the Environmental Guardian Poison Ivy! — not to mention that the student representative next door, Superman, is an old acquaintance of mine…”

"Be sensible, let me tell you, obediently untie me and let me go, or you will die when my sweetheart Harley comes here with her pudding!"

"Hello! Hello!—Is there anyone! Come!—"

"I'm so crazy that Fak is in a hurry to urinate! -- Help, come quickly! --"

"Batman——Batman, come and save me, Batman, come and save me——Mum, the world outside is too dangerous, I want to go back to Arkham, I will never come out again..."

"Little green, Harley, big pig's trotters, woo..."

…………

Behind the wall, Alfred looked at the crying woman in the secret room, and was silent for a while.

He leaned down and whispered to Bruce Wayne, who was staring inside motionlessly, with a very calm expression.

"Master, she is calling Batman for help."

Wayne's face remained unchanged, "It's a pity he couldn't hear."

Alfred looked at him meaningfully, "I heard that this lady used to be a loyal fan of Batman, and even broke into the building with a high profile and pulled a banner on the roof to show her love, and now she is subconsciously calling for help—it seems that she I don't mind Batman indirectly sending himself into Arkham, and I really like that place. Do you think such a lady will become a heinous villain in the future?"

Bruce Wayne stared at Jane without blinking, showing no sympathy for the crying misery of the other party. He didn't even move his eyes. When he heard Ah Fu's words, he just spoke in a flat tone, calm to the point of being almost cold.

"There is no threat now, but it doesn't mean there will be no threat in the future."

"At least, Pamela can bring out a little sympathy, dine at the same restaurant as Harley Quinn, and survive until now...Looking at the whole of Gotham, I'm afraid I can't find a few people."

And these few people are either geniuses, or real lunatics, or they are acting schools who have some tricks to pretend to be crazy.

He wanted to know, which one of the above did the woman in front of him belong to?

If there is really no picture, what is the picture?

Bruce Wayne was silent for a long time, slowly picked up the mask and put it on, his voice became gloomy and hoarse in an instant, and he spoke in a low voice.

"Since she likes Batman better... let's start with him."

Ah Fu raised his eyebrows and joked, "Didn't he hear this lady's cry for help?"

"Why, are you finally willing to save his number one fangirl?"

Batman was unmoved, and just said in a low voice, "Have you tracked down any other fugitives?"

Alfred was serious and steady, "You have to protect yourself this time, don't be almost thrown to the ground by an unarmed woman like last time—"

"Alfred—"

"Yes! I'm going to track down the others right away—and please take precautions, sir!"

"..."

The author has something to say: Jane: I don’t have a plan... but I didn’t draw you this time, master [with tears]