Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Jane raised her head, and the gold-plated and foreign-style "TASTEGOOD, COMEBACK" sign shone in front of her eyes.

She thought about it, and thought that if translated, it would probably mean "come again" in English. It seems that the owner of this Chinese restaurant, Chinglish, is very well-learned. The name mixed with oriental taste is really impressive. The world is "only this one, no other branch".

Jane decided to go to this unique restaurant for dinner!Maybe the chef can cook Chinese food well? ——Her taste is very picky!Not everything can be imported! — except when hungry.

"It looks pretty good." Harley Quinn spit out bubble gum, mumbled, and was about to walk in carelessly with a baseball bat on his shoulders, but was stopped by Jane next to him, and turned his head in doubt, "Why? , sweetheart, don't you like Chinese food?"

Jane shook her head, reached out her hand very seriously, and pointed to Harley Quinn's cheek, "No—I think you need to touch up your makeup before going in—your lipstick is fading."

"Oh!" Harley Quinn put down the baseball bat in a hurry, fumbled out the dior999 from his body in a panic, then looked around and found that there was no suitable mirror, so he fished Jane from the side aggressively, and snapped his fingers Closer to her face, using her pupils as a magnifying glass, she applied lipstick very seriously, not letting go of every corner, trying to achieve a perfect and delicate effect.

Jane held her breath, "..." face, blushing...

"Okay~" Harley Quinn, who has never played cards according to the routine, nodded in satisfaction. Before putting the lipstick back, his eyes lit up as if thinking of something, and he asked Jane very intimately: "You have to try it too." Try it, Honey?"

Jane can understand the wonderful feeling of girls sharing cosmetics with each other, but she has always been a believer in pragmatism, so she shook her head regretfully and sighed, "But we will have dinner later..."

It's still Chinese food!I heard that Orientals are very willing to put oil and seasonings in their cooking!Wouldn't it be a pity that such a beautiful lipstick was eaten within a few minutes.

Harley Quinn couldn't understand the iron thoughts of this rough guy, curled his lips unhappily, put the lipstick back into his pocket, and complained, "You are so unfeminine, sweetheart, men won't like it With your type, they will think that they just married a strong man who is straighter than themselves..."

Jane, "..." received a fatal blow!

She scratched her head depressingly, and muttered, "But eating is the biggest thing... Could it be that I have to become a mouthful of abyss to eat a mouthful of hot food to keep my lipstick on..."

Harley Quinn couldn't help but rolled his eyes, not wanting to pay attention to the loser among the women, he straightened his chest to see D-CUP, and walked towards the restaurant confidently and proudly.

Jane hurriedly followed with small steps like a little follower, thinking that this girl who met halfway and painted the same makeup as a clown was really interesting, even though she fell madly in love with a big villain, she still did not change. Cool and beautiful funny than true colors.Ever since she met Harley Quinn, she has had the feeling of meeting each other lately, as if all the words in her heart have found an outlet, and both of them can understand each other's tastes different from ordinary people, and feel that almost the whole world is different except for themselves. Crazy, and Jane and Halle are the only two normal people.

If there is a chance, she really wants to introduce Xiaolu to Harley—Jane jumped into the restaurant, thinking: Xiaolu is gentle and kind, and she believes that the three of them will become very good friends. of friends!

……

……

Two uninvited guests broke into the restaurant today.

Aisha was sitting in the hall and was gently explaining the origin of the dish "stinky tofu" with the guests, and tried to explain that it was not because she deliberately provided moldy and stinky food, but because of its own smell. With trust in her, she picked up the chopsticks and was about to strike—at the critical moment, the door was kicked open, and then came a mezzo-soprano full of surprise, disgust, and disbelief——

"My God, who dares to openly eat in a restaurant?! - Boss! Don't you care?!"

Aisha frowned slightly, and just about to explain, the guest put down the chopsticks with an embarrassed expression, and said to her very politely, "I have something to do, so I will leave first, and I will try Aisha's new dishes next time I have a chance." After that, she turned and left without hesitation, and she couldn't even stop her.

Seeing the back of the guest leaving quickly, Aisha felt a little annoyed in her heart. When she looked up, the anger disappeared without a trace——

Harley Quinn? !Harley Quinn actually came to her restaurant? !

Aisha was overjoyed immediately, and calmly stopped the clerk who wanted to call the police. With a smile like a spring breeze on her face, she walked over slowly, with gentle and friendly eyes, and said kindly to the double ponytail walking in front who was spitting out bubble gum, "Hi, lady, nice to meet you—"

Harry glanced at her, and before he could speak, Jane suddenly interjected from behind, "How happy are you?"

Aisha, "...uh...this one..."

After being reminded by the little girl with black hair and black eyes, Harley suddenly remembered that she still didn't know the name of this fan friend, so she turned around and picked her chin at Jane, "By the way, sweetheart, I don't know yet." Your name—oh, of course the code name is fine too..."

Jane recalled the fine tradition of calling each other code names in Arkham, she nodded with comprehension, and introduced herself solemnly, "I am 'Anonymous'—but my patients prefer to call me 'Open Kneel' and 'Death Chant' By'."

"Oh~" Harley nodded, "Then I'll call you J from now on, how about it?"

Jane was named by the cool and beautiful young lady, so beautiful that her nose bubbles were about to pop out, she quickly agreed, "It's all right~"

Harley turned back domineeringly, tapped the baseball bat in his hand to Aisha who was stunned aside, and said in a drawn-out voice, "Call the best chef here to meet me."

As she spoke, she couldn't help waving the baseball bat irritably, as if trying to drive something out of the air, "—and, get rid of this ubiquitous shit smell! I can't believe it Will smell this in things other than group prisons and toilets, disgusting..."

Aisha was a little embarrassed. Hearing that the clown girl she liked commented on the stinky tofu she made so hard, she couldn't help feeling sad, but forced herself to laugh, trying to explain that it was not something indecent, but something from the East. Classic Food Stinkytofu --

[Aisha raised her head, the warm sunlight outside the window gently fell on her plump cheeks like apples, and the little fluff on her face was clearly visible. Pear vortex——]

"It's apples, peaches, and pears," Jane couldn't help beeping softly from behind, "Couldn't her face be a fruit platter..."

Jane's muttering successfully interrupted Aisha's lingering thoughts, she choked up, and finally turned her attention to Jane who she thought was Harley Quinn's follower.

His clothes are dusty, his face is forgettable when he sees it, and his demeanor is as ordinary as a passerby, but the occasional two words will make people feel particularly irritated.Perhaps because of the philosophical principle that same-sex repels each other, Aisha didn't like this cannon fodder passer-by who had only seen one side at all, but she couldn't say much in front of Harry, so she could only say very tactfully, "I advise you to be kind, this--"

"Don't persuade." Jane interrupted Aisha resolutely, "We are here to eat, not to listen to your beeps. Are you a waiter or a boss? Do you usually talk to customers like this?"

Elsa's face froze, "I, I'm the chef—"

"Hey hey it's alright alright alright alright, Elsa, go to the back," the boss finally rushed over, seeing Harley Quinn's outfit, he knew that this time it was not a good person, even persuading and bluffing. Embarrassed, Aisha pushed it to the back kitchen, then nodded with a smile on her face and said, "I don't know what flavor the two guests like? I'll let the chef do it, and you'll be satisfied—"

Harley Quinn wanted to tie up the cook and leave directly, but it seemed that Jane wanted to stay here for dinner, so she picked a seat and sat down. While chewing bubble gum, she pouted at Jane and said vaguely, "Ask her~"

Jane sat down opposite her, and pretended to pick up the menu and glanced at it. The more she looked at it, her brows became higher and higher, and finally she closed the menu in a horrible way. "I want meatballs! The round and big ones!"

Harry tilted his head cutely, showing a sweet smile, and asked curiously, "Is it delicious, sweetheart?"

Jane was categorical, "Anyway, I must be full!"

The boss beside him couldn't help wiping his sweat, smiling awkwardly, "This... this..."

Harry blinked, turned his head away, stretched his cheeks and opened his bright red lips towards the fat middle-aged man, showing a "kind and sweet" smile, and his voice was as thin as a little girl's with innocence breath, "Don't you want to cook it for my friends, sir?~"

The last word was dragged by her for a long time, which sent a chill down the tailbone for no reason.The boss shivered. Based on his years of experience in Gotham City, he immediately corrected his expression, put away the menu, bowed to Harry and Jane, and replied seriously, "Of course not! — Ladies, please wait a moment In a moment, we will serve you delicious, delicious meatballs!"

After speaking, he turned around and floated all the way into the kitchen with superficial footsteps.

Harry giggled and propped his face, looked curiously at Jane who was clutching her stomach and waiting for food, blinked, "Have you been here before, dear? And 'meatball'? ——It doesn't sound like that It's like a name that fills the appetite."

She spoke secretly and ambiguously, but she was full of unquenchable enthusiasm for eating, but she immediately regained her spirits, and recommended this simple and delicious food to Hari very seriously, which can store and fill the stomach during extraordinary times.

"Just chop the meat into a puree and stir it evenly, dig it out with a round spoon, then add eggs and your favorite seasonings and cook until fully cooked..." Jane seemed to be able to smell the aroma of the meatballs, squinting her eyes in enjoyment, " Ah~ the gravy is overflowing, the taste is full, and the aftertaste is long... The children next door are all crying!"

Harry hadn't eaten it before, but the soul-stirring smell as soon as she entered the door made her feel lingering, and she couldn't help expressing her deep doubts about the chef's craftsmanship, "But, sweetheart, the first thing on the menu says 'sandwich' Can your Chinese restaurant really make the meatballs you like?"

She curled her lips, "I listened to her, that 1.5-meter dwarf seems to be the chef here, do you believe her?"

Jane had a serious expression, "Everyone is more than one meter long, Harry, we can't be proud of being favored!"

"Besides, didn't you see the words 'Bruce Wayne is full of praise for a certain Chinese restaurant' in the roadside newspaper?" Jane clenched her fist, "Does the ghost know how hard she worked!"

Harry burst out laughing, holding his face and smiling at Jane, "If it wasn't for sure that you are not a feud, I would have thought you were beating around the bush and scolding her sweetheart~"

Jane waved her hands hastily, "This is a chef recognized by the richest man in Gotham, can we still question his taste? - And I heard that there is a new chef in the city who has the ability to cook a meal. If you guessed right, it should be her positive energy. Maybe I can become a normal person after eating this meal?"

The more seriously she spoke, the more Harry listened with gusto, and at the end she nodded approvingly, "Well then, I'll just look forward to the meatball she made~ But if she disappoints me, sweetheart—"

Harley spread out her hands, with a gesture of "you understand", Jane nodded in agreement, and said seriously, "Since she is a cook certified by Bruce Wayne, no matter how disappointed she is, it won't be so bad—after all, not You made Liuwei Dihuang Wan for me to eat, right?"

Seeing Jane talking to herself solemnly, Harley couldn't help itching in her heart and stretched out her hand to pinch her face, and said with a smile, "I just like you, a serious little psycho, I'm glad Pudding didn't blow you up at that time , I haven’t met a living person who can chat and eat well with me for a long time~”

Jane blushed shyly, and muttered softly, "That's not necessarily..."

We all know that the most indispensable thing now is the beautiful and sweet little Susu. You just need to praise these outstanding women of Marvel DC appropriately and pertinently, as if you can gain the appreciation and trust of the other party in a second It's as if they are all kind and harmless young ladies next door, instead of undercover secret agents or super villains who have killed people and set fire to them, are meticulous and scheming, suspicious and cunning.

After coming here, Jane finally understood the origin of the name of the movie that made Harley well-known and attracted countless fans——

In recent years, the female ticket has surpassed Master and JOKER, and Lily has surpassed Harley, Poison Ivy, Catwoman and Wonder Woman. I am afraid that they can already circle the earth hand in hand and form countless suicide squads.

The author has something to say: ball, there is another kind of ambiguous meaning in English um... If you don’t know enough, you can Baidu by yourself [cover your face]

And Harley is really not a sister next door who can only act cute!The master is not a suave and domineering president, and the clown is not a coward who loves his heart.I felt sincere admiration for the girls who dared to attack them, and booked a VIP bed for them in Arkham.