Killing Mary Sue [Comprehensive Anglo-American]

Jane fell asleep and felt a little cold, and then woke up alive from the cold dream.

She opened her eyes, sat up slowly rubbing the sore back of her neck, and found herself lying in a deserted wilderness, the sun was shining brightly above her head, there were piles of earth slopes around her, and a wooden plank was erected in front of her. .She took a closer look, and there were two lines of words vaguely arranged on it, the one closest to her read: "To my dearest dad: no bones left is the best ending for the citizens of Gotham - may the next life never meet the streets Rush. The only daughter stays."

Looking at the lonely graves around, Jane walked over and touched the tombstones of these anonymous people respectively, and sighed with emotion, "It turns out that you have slept with me all night, you are really a group of warm and friendly citizens... Thank you everyone Guys, let's have a long talk another day, and share our experience of living in Gotham..."

After finishing speaking, she kicked the white hand bones that had been dug out from the ground under her feet, buried them back in the soil, and then bounced and whistled happily and relaxed all the way to the city.

Along the way, she saw countless police cars speeding towards the suburbs at a speed of [-] meters. Jane was also curious about what happened to Gotham today, whether JOKER blew up a certain building or another accident happened in a certain laboratory. She stood While waiting for the bus on the side of the road, she was thinking about this question. Two passers-by happened to pass by her, muttering about the shocking news that hit the headlines of the newspaper not long ago——

"Hey, have you heard? The prisoners of Arkham Asylum have escaped collectively!"

"This is too bad! I have to go back and lock the doors and windows, and take my wife and children to the next door to avoid the limelight before—"

"How many times is this this year? Can you still make people live a good life?"

"Hey, I can only hope that the police can take them back smoothly..."

"Police?—Oh, if those guys can do nothing to get people in Akamli, why would I invest so much in insurance every year?!"

"That's right..."

Jane was not happy when she heard this, and the bus didn't wait any longer, Huo Di leaned her head over, with a disapproving look on her face, "How do you talk? - I can see that you are young people who have never been in Arkham People! I am someone who has been there, I have experience, believe me, I can tell you very responsibly: Arkham is the safest place in Gotham! Really! Only people want to come out there, no one wants to go in— —”

The two passers-by were taken aback by the sudden big head inserted into the middle, and immediately after hearing Jane's extremely sincere explanation, their faces turned pale, and after looking at each other, they immediately turned around and ran away without even thinking about it!

"Huh?" Jane was stunned, looking at the backs of the two who disappeared in front of her eyes after a cloud of dust rolled up, a little dazed.Even if she is telling the truth, with sufficient reasons and convincing arguments, there is no need to be so guilty, right?Today's young people really can't stand a little setbacks, and they always treat strangers with a look of indifference—unlike her lovely patients, who received a very warm welcome on her first day in hospital, She will always give her sincere greetings and warm responses to her solo concerts, and sincerely congratulate her on her early recovery and discharge from the hospital, and the sharing of world peace.

How can there be such a big difference between people... Jane shook her head in extreme disappointment, and sighed softly, feeling sincerely disappointed by the deteriorating world today, she didn't even want to wait for the bus anymore, and went on Take a walk to relieve your depressed mood.With her head down, she walked through one shop window after another, skipping the news about the prison escape of Arkham prisoners being broadcast on the TV inside and the enlarged reward photo next to her. Turning a deaf ear, the drooping face is half bright and half sad.

Maybe it's because the people of Gotham have changed their residences recently, the streets are very deserted, and there are only a few pedestrians passing by, which makes Jane feel that she is just admitted to the hospital for a few days, and it seems like a lifetime away.She was walking alone in the urban area, passing by a dark alley, and suddenly heard shrill laughter and the muffled sound of hitting the gun, she was taken aback, and immediately realized the seriousness of the matter, He hurriedly rushed to the antique shop across the street, and shouted to the boss in a hurry, "Call the police! There was a fight across the street, and people might die!—"

After instructing the store owner, Jane felt that she couldn't just let things go on like this, so she plucked up the courage to tiptoe into the alley, sticking her head out cautiously with the firm belief of being the "Ten Best Honest Citizens of Gotan City"——

A girl with a sexy figure, red and blue ponytails and high heels was holding up a baseball bat, laughing wantonly and mercilessly swiping the round stick at the robber who was covering his face with black silk at his feet. He also kept muttering to himself in a slightly thin and naive and weird voice, "I'm not in a good mood today... no, it should be said to be very bad. You saw the sky in the sky a minute ago. Are there two dark clouds coming in?... The air is so humid and hot that it makes your nose itchy... Oh I just had a fight with Pudding, it's bad! - you shouldn't come to me at this time Trouble, still wearing such conspicuous stockings - what a low crime, Gotham hasn't taught you how to live, sweetheart? You have to learn to be like us..."

Hissing——As soon as Jane saw the girl with her back turned to her, she couldn't help sighing from the bottom of her heart that today's sun is really up... Oh no, the sun is so fresh and the air is so big... She couldn't help it He touched the corner of his mouth, and just wanted to continue admiring the beautiful scenery in front of him, but the pair of ponytails, who might as well be enjoying the fun of beating someone, suddenly turned around, and instantly met Jane who poked her head out!

Jane, "0.0"

Since she couldn't hide it anymore, Jane had no choice but to shyly walk out from behind the wall, clutching the hem of her clothes nervously, shy and stammering, trying to say hello to the other party, "Hi, good morning, you look so cute It's huge... oh I mean-"

The pair of ponytails tilted their heads, and the face with the same strange color as JOKER showed an exaggerated yet cute expression. He curled his lips cutely, and said unhappily, "It's you... so unlucky."

Um?Jane froze for a moment, feeling a sense of vanity in her heart that she was recognized by an idol, her ears were reddish, she couldn't help the corners of her mouth curled up in complacency, but she pretended to be quiet, "You, you know me?...Do you know me? Are you from Arkham, too?"

The girl with double ponytails smashed her mouth, spit out a big bubble of chewing gum, and then burst it with a pop, she stepped on the mugger's face boredly, and put a baseball bat on her shoulder, a little nervous Xidi said in a thin and lively voice, "Well... I have to say that I did have a good time there—but not as a patient, but as a psychologist~"

Jane was taken aback, and then suddenly realized, pointing to the twin ponytails, with an expression of disbelief, "You, you are the one—"

The girl shrugged and admitted briskly, "Yes, I am—"

Jane, "Joan Leland?! Why are you here? With American flag makeup on? Are you a clown like me?"

Double tail,"……"

She ground the mugger's face with the soles of her foot in exasperation, looked very unhappy, and waved the baseball bat in her hand menacingly, "I'm not some Joan Leland—remember, in Arkham you were Threatened to 'shock me with that thing again and I'll eat your hairline'!-"

Jane thought for a while, her eyes widened in surprise, "Oh? It's you? Harleen Quizell?!"

The twin-tailed girl raised her chin proudly and snorted, "I'm Harley Quinn now—but I prefer to be called 'Pudding's Sweetheart'..."

Jane looked at the former psychiatrist in front of her who had changed drastically from her impression. Although she couldn't understand why she could change from the beautiful and intellectual before to the crazy and neurotic look she is now, but...

"You look so perfect." Jane admired sincerely, and couldn't help giving her a thumbs up, "It's much more normal than before~"

Harley Quinn was very happy, touched her face in a fluttering manner, straightened her waist confidently and sexyly, like a cat with its sharp claws, snorted arrogantly, "I love my current dress, it It’s so beautiful, isn’t it?—it matches my pudding very well, it’s a match made in heaven~”

Speaking of pudding, Harley Quinn pouted unhappy as if remembering something, but Jane over there couldn't help but rubbed her screaming stomach, licked her lips, and murmured bitterly, "When you say pudding, I'm hungry... The only bad thing about Arkham is the lack of ingredients. I haven't eaten anything except rice paste, thinner rice paste, and nectar that can't be filled between my teeth. Other stuff...hey do you know which direction the nearest restaurant is? I'm so hungry I could eat a Wayne mansion..."

Jane's dissatisfied complaints drew Harley Quinn's heartfelt approval. She kicked the robber who was in the way unconscious, and walked over bouncing, carrying a baseball bat. She pointed out a direction for Jane very friendly and enthusiastically. "I heard that there is a very good Chinese restaurant. I have been waiting for the day my arrest warrant is cancelled. Maybe I can go there and have a big meal... Hey, do you want to go together?"

The lovely girl personally sent the dinner invitation, and Jane was so happy that she almost fainted, she quickly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Think about it—go now?"

After she finished speaking, she suddenly remembered something, blinked her eyes, and asked curiously, "Wait, wanted warrant?"

Harley Quinn pouted her lips indifferently, and complained in a low voice, "Isn't it just robbing 500 million jewelry and robbing a police car, why are you making such a fuss and posting people's photos all over the city... This is good Now, Pudding will definitely be jealous when he sees it~"

She squinted her eyes, and couldn't help showing a cute expression that was bothersome and a little bit happy. Jane couldn't help asking, "Pudin?"

Harley Quinn nodded vigorously, "He is a big celebrity here, you are lucky enough to meet him once~"

Jane thought for a while, then tentatively said, "Hmm...you mean Batman?"

Harley Quinn showed a very subtle expression, touched her lips, charming and naive, with a little bewitching sexiness, she giggled and said in a thin voice like a little girl, "Well... I mean another big celebrity~"

Her attitude really made people curious. Jane thought about it again, and when she saw Harley Quinn's colorful makeup, she suddenly realized, "Oh—you mean the one—"

"Shh~" Harley Quinn raised her fingers exaggeratedly and opened her eyes wide, "I just had a fight with him, and I swore never to mention the other party's name first!"

Jane nodded, then thought about it, and sighed with some emotion, "Look at the tone you said about Batman just now... I probably know why that person's hair is green..."

She said it was a pity for the idol she once chased, and then cheered up, eager to speak, "Since there is a wanted warrant, how can we go to the restaurant you mentioned to eat?"

Harley Quinn tapped the baseball bat in her hand, raised her head arrogantly, and replied naturally, "Tie the chef here, so you can eat whatever you want?~"

Jane thought for a while, and couldn't help giving the other party a thumbs up, praising, "Why didn't I think of this good idea? Go! Go and have a good meal!~"

"Let's go~" Harley Quinn put a baseball bat on her shoulders, bouncing and walking towards the restaurant with Jane looking forward to it.

The author has something to say: The long-awaited policeman: Ma Dan!The one who called the police was actually a fugitive, and he eloped with another fugitive and went to a restaurant? ! ——Where is the dignity of GCPD! ! !