[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

The banquet hall below the top floor of the Avengers Building was full of people, men and women dressed in costumes, from high-ranking politicians to business elites, from famous actors to well-known lawyers, almost everyone in Manhattan was here.But now, everyone who should be hurrying to socialize is silent. From the men in suits to the girls in full dresses and jewelry, everyone's eyes are fixed on a certain corner. The band invited to perform was still playing dutifully, but the sound of the violin was getting smaller and smaller, and the other instruments were slowly stopping.

There were six people standing in the corner where everyone was watching.

First of all, the iron man Tony Stark, who is very familiar to everyone, is the host of this banquet.As the leader of the Avengers, a superhero, the owner of Stark Industries, and the protagonist who celebrates his birthday today, Tony Stark's name is well-known all over the world, and basically no one does not know him; again, it is Aegis Bureau Chief Phil Coulson.The full name of S.H.I.E.L.D. is Strategieland Intervention, Enfort and Logistics Division (National Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency), or SHIELD for short.Although everyone present today has seen the image of the newly appointed Director Phil Coulson on TV, there are not many people who have actually come into contact with him—most of them are true elites in various industries, located in the pyramid The top talents may have an intersection with this mysterious organization; next, it is the great detective Sherlock Holmes. Although the business of "Consulting Detective" has almost spread across Europe and the United States, the number of people who have actually met Sherlock face-to-face is really limited. Most of them are more familiar with the great detective in Dr. John Watson's blog.

Except for the above three well-known and mysterious people, the remaining three people are more confusing to the guests.

If Christina, the female columnist of "Vanity Fair", is still somewhat well-known among young people, then the remaining two people are rather strange.The girl in a well-dressed appearance is Iron Man's personal assistant and Tony Stark's female companion today.Most people who have been in contact with Iron Man have dealt with this assistant lady, but they have no impression of her-it is just an assistant, who will pay attention?The other person present was even more strange, wearing a red tights, wearing a hood, and two strange weapons stuck in the back.If it weren't for the people of New York who are familiar with Spider-Man, this person might even be mistaken for Spider-Man-the dress is too similar.

And now, it was the weirdly dressed guy who yelled out the words that shocked everyone present - "Mrs. Stark in the future".Who can take down Tony Stark, the iron man who has wandered for half his life?

What I am most afraid of is the air, suddenness, and silence...

Emily didn't know what other people were thinking, and she didn't want to know. She was completely stunned by Deadpool's astonishing words, and she was stunned for more than ten seconds before recovering. What she wanted to do most now was Just jump forward and pull out the two knives that Deadpool is carrying on his back, and then do what he has learned, and sew eighteen layers of double eyelids on the mouth of the nonsense Wade Wilson—isn’t he obsessed with medicine?I make you drunk enough!

Emily had a good plan in her heart, but she had no choice but to have insufficient force.Difficult to carry out the plan, she could only settle for the next best thing, staring at Deadpool, trying to kill him with her eyes.

#The baby who can't beat the dead waiter is suffering#

But Deadpool Wade Wilson didn't seem to notice the atmosphere of being froze because of his nonsense, and the weird expressions of everyone present didn't affect him at all.Wade was even happy after discovering that the beauty writer Christina had been stopped by him with a shout. "That's right, I won't lie to you. My Deadpool is a man who can break the dimensional wall." Wade danced and danced, happy to provide the beauty with big news, and felt that the beauty in front of him might want to repay He promised with his body, "I, Wade Wilson, am a good person. I never ask for a reward for doing things for a beautiful woman..." In other words, Deadpool's body is honestly in a posture waiting for the beautiful woman to rush into his arms .

#Too, he, cheap! #

Emily stood beside her idol, so angry that she wanted to rush up and beat him up.

"Well, Mr. Wilson, let's go up and discuss it in detail." The gossip soul in Phil Coulson's heart was burning.But unfortunately, the time, place, and target are not good enough. The most important thing now is to track down the clues about "Hexagram (six-pointed star)", and Stark's scandal can only be postponed for later discussion.Little Harry, who was sold by Norman Osborn, has been taken back by agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he is explaining to others that he is not a terrorist. Even if Phil Coulson thinks about it now If you stay to watch the gossip, you can only focus on the overall situation-Professor Dumbledore said, "for the greater good".

Besides, Stark's gossip will spread throughout New York in an instant, and Coulson is not afraid to miss it.

But Wade was very depressed when he found that the beauty in front of him didn't intend to throw himself into her arms.He didn't understand that he gave the other party such a big news, why the female writer still kept her eyes on Iron Man, refusing to look at him—could it be because she disliked him for being poor? !

#Desperate for this real world#

Deadpool, with two lasagna tears in his heart, touched the tears that didn't exist at all, lowered his head, as if he had suffered a major blow, and responded to Coulson listlessly, "Ah, yes, let's talk about it in detail. But Say it first, no matter what price you planned to give me just now, it will be doubled now." Wade, who is good at summing up experience, firmly believes that the female writer refused to pay attention to him because he is not as rich as Iron Man, so he set the price on the ground and planned to pay more. Save up some wife books.

#I am the bank account of the innocent S.H.I.E.L.D.#

God testifies, Christina has a boyfriend with a good relationship. No matter how good Iron Man Tony Stark is, in Christina's eyes, she is just an interviewee.The so-called beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In Christina's eyes, although Tony Stark is rich and beautiful, but in terms of height alone, she is a lot worse than her boyfriend - she was stunned only because of Deadpool The words are just astonishing. "Well, Miss Emily, I don't know about you..." The female writer was so shocked that she actually believed Wade's words.

#Here is an innocent female writer who suffered a great fright#

""Vanity Fair"? When did the news media industry in the United States degenerate to such a point? You have to write a column to publish rumors. Does your daily news front page contain a certain celebrity's gossip?" At the critical moment, the great detective Xia Locke said, "Miss Writer, if I were you, I would pay more attention to my significant other. Do you know that your boyfriend has been cheating on you for a while? Judging from the degree of wear and tear on your jewelry..." Sherlock looked at Christina's necklace, "Oh, congratulations, your boyfriend's cheating partner has assembled a basketball team."

The atmosphere became more rigid.

"Hi, Stark, Phil." The belated Captain America finally appeared. "Emily, you're so beautiful today." Steve, who came late, didn't know the embarrassing things that happened before, "This is..." He looked at the suspiciously dressed Deadpool in front of him hesitantly.

"Hey, Cap", Stark turned around and greeted Captain America, "Let's go up." Under the current situation, Emily can no longer stay here. "Mr. Wilson, please." Probably Iron Man's aura was too strong at this time, and Deadpool, who had been playing tricks, didn't refute this time, and obediently followed everyone upstairs.

Away from everyone's weird gazes, Emily quietly breathed a sigh of relief in the elevator—the baby was scared to death!

Because of Deadpool's shocking words, she has a strange relationship with her boss, she really doesn't know how she will resolve this embarrassment in the future—it's about Iron Man, Deadpool's deadly words must have spread all over the Internet by now , even if Jarvis wants to help delete it, what should she do?

"Little girl, why are you frowning?" The speed of the elevator in the Avengers Building is not built, and there is only one floor, so the elevator arrived almost instantly. "The man next to you is Tony Stark. In your words, he is the local tyrant among the local tyrants. If I can marry him in the future, I will be able to eat and drink without worrying about food and drink. I don't need to be a member of SHIELD." You have to go through life and death with your head in your hands! You are still frowning...Young man, you just don’t know your blessings when you are in the blessing.” Deadpool shook his head with a hood, as if he had come to comfort his younger generation.

It's not over yet, is it?

Facing Steve's surprised gaze and Peter's wide-eyed eyes standing in front of the elevator, Emily couldn't bear it anymore.She had been patient before because Deadpool's abilities were unknown, and Emily wasn't sure if one of the protagonists of Marvel, whose personality was inseparable from good and evil, would draw a knife and kill someone because of a disagreement.But Wade Wilson still doesn't know how to restrain himself after causing so much trouble to others, which is too much. "It's bad for Mr. Wilson to say that. Your girlfriend will be sad if she hears it." Although she hasn't watched the movie "Deadpool", she still knows that Deadpool has a girlfriend.

"...Huh?!" Deadpool blinked and moved closer to Emily.Stark stood beside the girl.Wilson's behavior today has already troubled Emily. Even if Iron Man tries to find a way, he can only minimize the bad influence.It can be said that Deadpool has completely annoyed everyone now.

"Little girl, how do you know I have a girlfriend?" Wade Wilson offended people everywhere. He was indeed capable and not afraid, but that didn't mean he wasn't worried about his girlfriend.

Deadpool's words were obviously cold.

But Emily is not panicking.I have been with my idol for a long time. Although she is still an ordinary person without superpowers, she still has some growth. "Mr. Wilson, you shouldn't be so close to us. You have a scent on you, not a perfume. It’s the scent of body lotion for women. Even if you have a special hobby, you don’t have the habit of using body lotion for women, do you?” I remember the introduction of the movie in my previous life, plus a bit of superficial deduction I learned from the great detective, plus Emily's current appearance is still very bluffing with the aura she developed by being with Iron Man. "Of course, it's also possible that you got this fragrance from a female companion, but..." Deadpool is tall, and Emily can only look up when she gets close to him, "If it's just an ordinary female If you are a partner, why do you bother to wear the ring around your neck?" When she got closer, Emily could see a very small protrusion under the jumpsuit on Deadpool's chest, which she couldn't find unless she looked carefully—— Guess it was a wedding ring on a necklace.

Deadpool's whole body is covered in jumpsuits, but it doesn't mean that the other party has no flaws, "And you just said that you left in a panic because someone you didn't want to see found you, so you had an accident when you landed Running to the Avengers Building. Is that a lie?" Who is Deadpool? Even if you haven't watched the movie "Deadpool", fans who know Marvel know how crazy Deadpool is.Just the appearance of an irrelevant person, will Deadpool be scared and run away?

"Could it be that you made your girlfriend angry and panicked for a while, so you came to the Avengers Building?" Deadpool had no signs of fighting, and the knife he just drew was very clean.Wade Wilson ran away without starting a fight, and Emily couldn't think of any other explanation than to avoid his girlfriend. "Also, Christina was so beautiful just now, you were flirting with her, and you put on a posture of waiting for her to fall into your arms, but why is her body so stiff, as if she wanted to run away at any time?"

If it was the great detective Sherlock, Emily believed that the other party would be able to see more.But she is not capable enough, so she can only notice this thing - bad review for jumpsuit!

"Well, it's okay, not too stupid." Sherlock commented aside.

"What else did I miss?" Emily noticed from her experience of being a roommate of a great detective for a month that Sherlock was about to make a move.

"He's been to the UK recently and is on a very dangerous mission. His live-in girlfriend has been having a cold war with him lately, and most likely because of the mission he's been on. He just arrived at Avengers Tower Put on this uniform. Because his girlfriend came home suddenly, he smashed the glass of the Avengers Building in a panic." Sherlock signaled Emily to think according to his train of thought.

"...So he came to the Avengers Building premeditated?" What does it mean to smash the glass in a panic? Could it be that the glass wouldn't be broken if you didn't panic? "What happened today...Mr. Wilson, are you here today related to the 'Hexagram (six-pointed star)' that Mr. Coulson and the others are investigating?" Deadpool has never appeared in the Avengers series of movies.

"Friendly reminder, he is a mercenary." Sherlock sat down on the comfortable sofa by himself, and put his legs on the coffee table.

"Someone paid him to come here." None of the people present were fools.

"Mr. Wilson, if you want to cooperate with S.H.I.E.L.D., we hope you can tell the truth." The atmosphere was already very tense.Iron Man's suit is ready to go, and the rest of them are ready to fight at any time.

But Emily didn't think it was serious enough to do it here.

"Mr. Wilson came today to find a good employer, right?" If Deadpool really wanted to do bad things, he wouldn't have entrusted him for so long.

"Ah, yes, I just want to make more money. You don't know how expensive it is to have a girlfriend now! You have to buy clothes, cosmetics, and jewelry. If I don't make money, I can't afford to support her." !" Wade's purpose was exposed, but he sat down on the sofa carelessly, "Someone paid me to kill someone, and the other party offered 100 million, can you offer a higher price?" Deadpool's abacus was clinking. ring.S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers will definitely pay so he can get a nice commission without having to work and take his girlfriend out - Vanessa won't complain about him being away all the time lately .

"Who is it?" Who would be alarmed enough to hire Deadpool to kill?Today's guest?A senior government official or a rookie in the military?

"--she."

Deadpool's finger drew a circle in the air, and finally pointed at Emily.

"what?!"