[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

Who is Doctor Strange?Marvel superheroes or DC protagonists?

As a Marvel movie universe fan traveler who didn't live to the release of the "Doctor Strange" movie, Emily can't understand what Deadpool is saying now-what is Doctor Strange from a movie or TV series she hasn't seen role?

"Why did you come here? I will pay you back the money I owe you. Didn't we all make an appointment for the day after tomorrow... Ah, I got the wrong person." Wade Wilson in a jumpsuit surrounded the great detective Xia Locke turned around ten times, "Benedict Cumberbatch's face is really recognizable, I saw you from a long distance away. Oh, you are now... Sherlock Holmes The BBC and Marvel are too careless to use actors. Robert Downey Jr. also played Sherlock Holmes. Wouldn't it be weird for you two to meet together? Is Benedict Cumberbatch getting old? Will I grow up to be Robert Downey Jr. in the future? Eh, ah, is there any scientific explanation for this paradox? I didn’t study hard when I was in school, and now I’m illiterate. Hey, it’s sad to be a young man who doesn’t work hard... "Even though she couldn't see her face while wearing a mask, Emily somehow felt his sadness and remorse from Deadpool—what the hell is this? !

"Wade Wilson." Sherlock had heard of this controversial mutant, "...Who is Benedict Cumberbatch?" Few questions left.

"My God, my God, I've confused Sherlock Holmes, I've confused Sherlock Holmes! My God, if those reasoning fans know that I have confused their gods, those girls He will definitely worship me!" Deadpool danced happily, "Hahahahaha, I have confused Sherlock Holmes! I am so great! No, no, I have to take a photo to commemorate it." Wade happily compared He made a "I'm the best" gesture, "little girl, little girl, come and help me take pictures." He pointed at Emily.

Emily, who was inexplicably assigned a task, hesitated to take the mobile phone from Deadpool and took pictures for him.

"It's a good-looking shot. I'm going to show it to others. If it doesn't work, you can ask Jarvis to help me retouch the film later. There is a big rabbit in a dimension that has an app that is easy to use. My face is full of pitfalls." The photos look good. It’s a pity that I don’t have enough money to buy a new phone recently, and this broken phone will freeze if I install the APP.” Deadpool quickly changed the pose for taking pictures, and kept saying, “Ah, it’s wrong. You I must know that APP, you are from that dimension. Hey, let me tell you, your place is really good, but there are too few villains, which is meaningless. There is not even a decent villain. But I went to Marvel specifically. The company has turned around, and it is said that the movie "Avengers 3" has been scheduled for several years." Wade finally made a flying pose. "When I came here, the United States had elected a new president named Trump. I always thought that Hillary would win, but I didn't expect that Trump won in the end. Let me tell you, I doubt there is something here. There is a shady scene. That Trump who quit the TPP and overthrew Obamacare as soon as he took office may have done it!" Under the Deadpool mask is a sincere face full of concern for the country and the people.

But Emily couldn't see it, and she couldn't understand who Trump was.She is now adhering to the attitude of adapting to all changes, and she is silent from the beginning to the end-to avoid being led by Deadpool to say something that should not be said. "Mr. Wilson, can you take a look at these photos?" Deadpool's shots are great, the poses are difficult, and he doesn't show his face-the above three conditions, especially the last one, guarantee the high quality of the photos.

"Well, not bad, not bad, very good. Hey, I feel handsome again." God knows how Deadpool can see that he is handsome through the photo of wearing a mask, "Little girl is good at taking pictures, not now I dare to post a selfie with a certain picture Xiuxiu." Wade was holding the phone with excitement.

"Mr. Wilson came today, I don't know why..." Phil Coulson watched Wade Wilson playing tricks, feeling very tired.Deadpool's recovery ability is too strong and he doesn't have a clear view of good and evil. If there is trouble, it will be a big threat to S.H.I.E.L.D.But Wade Wilson was crazy.As the saying goes, those who are soft are afraid of those who are hard, those who are hard are afraid of those who are cruel, those who are cruel are afraid of those who are desperate, and those who are desperate are afraid of those who are shameless-Deadpool never knows what a face is.

"Detective Coulson... Director? You are now the chief... Congratulations, congratulations." Wade, who was admiring his heroic appearance on the phone screen, congratulated Phil Coulson insincerely. Look at how good it is now. In one dimension, you were stabbed to death by Loki's cane, and your bastard chief sent you to a secret base for treatment. Your life is saved, but you will never see anyone again. It's better now .” Deadpool gave others the common sense of other dimensions.However, except for Emily, no one present knew what he was talking about - even the great detective Sherlock.

"Wow, I just remembered." Wade slapped his forehead as if thinking of something, "This little girl is wrong..." Deadpool's mask with two black holes drawn came up in front of Emily, "The world merged There are so many, but why have I never seen anyone other than you remember..." Wade's words were interrupted.

"Mr. Wilson, it just so happens that we have a business deal, and I want to ask if you are interested." Sherlock interrupted Deadpool.Who would be more suitable than an immortal mercenary to find information about "Hexagram" through Gerald Cooper's online presence?At least if Deadpool is found to be attacked, no one has to worry about SHIELD or the Avengers.

#Old brother, I am a mercenary, not a death squad! #by Wade Wilson.

"Business? What business?" When it comes to doing business, Deadpool seems to be bloody immediately.He no longer stared at Emily, but turned his gaze to the great detective, "Mr. Holmes, tell me about your business in detail. But let me make one point, even if you are the great detective Sherlock Holmes, the fee cannot be discounted!" "The head can be severed, the blood can flow, it can be broken, it can't be hit!"

#This is the self-cultivation of a money fan#

"Mr. Wilson, how about... let's go in and talk in detail?" Phil Coulson thought it was a good idea.S.H.I.E.L.D. cannot ignore the sudden appearance of Deadpool Wade Wilson in New York, but now is the critical moment to find "Hexagram (Six Pointed Star)". The person behind the scenes was arrested and brought to justice.If Deadpool can guarantee that he will not accept the commission of the other party and come to make trouble, it will indeed be very helpful to SHIELD's actions. As for the hiring money, SHIELD, one of the most wealthy organizations in the United States, lacks talents and skills. Everything is missing, but there is no shortage of money.

#Applause for SHIELD that is not short of money#

"Okay, okay, but let me say it first, not only can you not discount the commission, you also have to provide food, lodging and transportation." Seeing that the person who hired him changed from the great detective Sherlock Holmes who didn't know how much money he had to After joining the local tyrant organization S.H.I.E.L.D., Wade immediately raised the price, "Consumption in New York is high now, and the inflation is too strong. The money is not as durable as toilet paper!" Who knows if Deadpool uses US dollar bills as toilet paper? up.

"Cough...Mr. Wilson, please." Coulson pointed to the elevator, motioning for Deadpool to go to the top floor of the Avengers Building with him to discuss some issues of cooperation between the two parties.Detective Sherlock stood aside, and seemed to be planning to follow and watch.Stark waved his hand disinterestedly, signaling him not to go up first.Emily found Deadpool's complaints very interesting, and she was no longer afraid that this superhero who didn't know if she was a "hero" would offend her. She stared at Deadpool curiously—the other party's red uniform The clothes are really similar to Spiderman's uniform...

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the response is slow when you get older. Hey, who would have thought that my imposing Deadpool, Wade Wilson, is handsome and graceful, and everyone loves flowers when they bloom, and he would admit that he is old. One day." Wade, who had followed Phil Coulson to the elevator door, suddenly stopped and turned back, running towards Emily and Iron Man. "Mr. Iron Man, before I go up to take orders, I would like to ask, is this employment the Avengers as my boss or SHIELD as my boss?" No matter how rich and willful S.H.I.E.L.D. is, it can't compare to Iron Man Rich and willful, Wade, who is a money fanatic, is trying to make more money.

Emily was taken aback by Deadpool's thick skin.Having witnessed and even dealt with certain things, she didn't know that what Deadpool meant by saying this was that he hoped to cooperate with his idol and boss-Iron Man is famous for his generosity. "Mr. Wilson, Mr. Coulson is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D...." the conscientious assistant spoke before Iron Man could speak.It's not that she made it up on her own, it's that Emily, who knows her idol well, knows very well that as long as Iron Man speaks, he will definitely be the boss and pay for it.Emily doesn't want to save money for the idol, but the money can't be paid now.

The director of S.H.I.E.L.D. just said that he wanted to hire Deadpool Wade Wilson, but he was dropped by the negotiating partner before the detailed discussion, and then the other party came to Iron Man to ask for employment.What does this make Phil Coulson think?Does Deadpool look down on S.H.I.E.L.D. or does he think S.H.I.E.L.D. is not as good as the Avengers?Or to be more straightforward, in the eyes of other people, do you think that the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. is not as important as Iron Man in the Avengers, a non-governmental organization?

Whether Phil Coulson would be so mean as to think so Emily didn't know, and she didn't care.But human nature is the most unbearable test. She doesn't want her boss to offend others because of Deadpool's fault.

"Yeah, girl, is this helping your boss save money?" Wade was surprised when Emily stopped him, "Good assistant in New York! You don't know, when Miss Potts was an assistant before Never stopped Mr. Stark from spending money." There was no praise or criticism in these words. "Mr. Stark's sex... yo hoo girl, we fellows!" Deadpool suddenly jumped three feet high, scaring Emily to hide behind the boss—what's wrong with this sudden surprise? What's going on? !

"Mr. Wilson, calm down." Iron Man didn't think that the crazy Deadpool had any bad intentions. "Emily, don't be afraid, he just... has a personality similar to that of a baby in pajamas." Both talkative, if it wasn't for the fear that Wade Wilson would spoil the little spider, Stark would really like to introduce the two of them—in this way The two of them will not come out to abuse others separately.

"That's it, that's it, what are you afraid of!" Wade stood on one foot, posing in a "golden rooster independence" posture. "Look, brother, is my pose standard?" After finishing speaking, he changed to a difficult yoga pose, "I learned this in your dimension. And ha, I also learned to use it there." The beauty camera posted on Weibo, hey, the photo is so beautiful! And posted on Moments, a group of people gave me likes and comments!" Deadpool danced.

"What did they leave a message for?" Emily asked curiously, holding the boss's arm.

"They said that I look like Deadpool in COSPLAY! If you give me [-] points, I won't be afraid of my pride!" With his hands behind his waist, Deadpool put on a very proud gesture.

#nonsense!You are Deadpool himself, can't you? ! #

At this time, Emily felt that Deadpool, who was full of complaints and could break the dimensional wall, was indeed very powerful. "Wow, what else have you learned?" Deadpool must have gone to the big rabbit, right?

"I almost learned how to do surgery!" Wade was very happy to see Iron Man's little assistant Ken cheering on him. He almost forgot about making money. look at him.Now it’s hard to meet a friend who knows what it’s like to break the dimension. Wade is very happy, “And makeup! Let me tell you, I learned the three major Asian magics of that dimension! Photo, makeup, plastic surgery But of course, my own condition is not good enough, plastic surgery is useless to me, and beauty injections are not good. But I learned how to cut double eyelids, girl, do you want to try it?" He said so excitedly, Deadpool was so excited The knife on his back was drawn out.

"No, no, no, thank you, but I don't need it." Deadpool's knife...couldn't be used for killing people, right? "Mr. Wilson, did you really... cut your double eyelids?" It's hard to imagine.

"Of course! Little girl, how can you doubt your brother Deadpool! I have been circumcised by more than one person. The teacher who taught me said that practice makes perfect if you don't do it all the time. Even if you learned it well at the time It's useless. I respect my teacher, and I always keep this teaching of the teacher in my heart, and I never dare to forget it." Deadpool, who can't see his face, somehow created a dignified and solemn atmosphere.

"...So?" Could it be that Deadpool Wade Wilson is actually a licensed plastic surgeon?It's not impossible, the heroes of Marvel are very down-to-earth.Emily thought naively.

"That's why I've been working hard to practice my skills!" Seeing the people next to him staring at the knife in his hand seriously, Deadpool put the knife back obediently and gestured empty-handed, "My skills are getting better and better. The more exquisite it is, now I can cut out eighteen eyelids from one eye in 10 minutes!"

Eighteen eyelids?Do dogs ignore buns?

Emily felt a little nauseous for no reason when she thought of that scene.

"It turns out that those few sentences about the corpses recently discovered in Europe were written by Mr. Wilson?" Phil Coulson finally found the culprit.Recently, the branch of S.H.I.E.L.D. in Europe was investigating a case.The victims are all well-known killers in the industry, and the method of death is very simple, killing with one knife.But what is not simple is that the eyes of each deceased have been artificially made with multiple eyelids.The specific number of layers is not certain, but it must be more than one layer.Imagine what it would be like for a person to have eighteen layers of eyelids from eyelid to forehead.Anyway, the detective who was in charge of investigating the scene at the time vomited several times-either terrible or disgusting.

"Eh?! What did I say? Why can't I remember? Hahahaha..." Wade pretended to be stupid. "Ah, by the way, big sister, do you know of any simple operations that I can learn? I have a boundless love for medicine recently..."

Emily was disgusted by the case told by Phil Coulson in a few sentences.Sure enough, it's just an illusion that Deadpool is cute. "Mr. Wilson... the knife skills are very good... ha... ha ha..." Hey, I really want to vomit.Is there something wrong with Deadpool's brain?Killing is nothing more than nodding, as for turning other people's corpses into monsters? !Do you know what the crime of insulting a corpse is?

"...Sister, you don't like my operation..." Deadpool immediately noticed that Emily, who had just cheered on her, became much colder. "But let me tell you, I can do other things, right, right, I even helped the old man cross the road! One day there were so many cars on the road! I saw an old man standing hesitantly on the side of the road, carefully observing the passing vehicles , and then went straight to a car. I have a good heart, how can I see the old man being hit by my own eyes, so I rushed forward, grabbed him, and escaped the car on the road Send him across the road safely." Deadpool stood up straight, stretched out one hand, and put on a watching gesture, "But do you know what happened? He actually scolded me! Said I was nosy! Hey! I'm so angry..." Wade exaggerated.

#No no no, are you sure you didn't forcefully drag away the person who wants to touch porcelain?It’s not bad if they didn’t just lay down and blackmail you#

Emily was stunned by Wade's description.

"Mr. Wilson, let's go up." Coulson actually didn't mind who would pay Wilson's commission, but since Emily expressed his opinion on behalf of Stark, S.H.I.E.L.D. had to accept the offer.Deadpool is a mercenary. Although he acts out of the rules, he abides by the rules anyway.As a legitimate employer, S.H.I.E.L.D. can somewhat hold the initiative. "As for the commission, as long as things are done well, money is not a problem." S.H.I.E.L.D. is not short of money, but short of talents!

"I just love to hear this sentence!" One of Wade's life credos is that you can't have money if you have nothing. "Mr. Coulson, S.H.I.E.L.D., you guys are so cool, remember to call me next time you have a job." Deadpool's favorite is a generous employer.

"Crack." The shutter sounded.

It's Vanity Fair's columnist, Christina. "Mr. Stark, good evening." Others didn't come around, but it doesn't mean that the female writer won't.A suspected superhero who fell from the sky is good news. "I don't know if this gentleman is..." Just now, Christina, who was far away and short-sighted, only knew it was a man in red, but now she walked in to see...

Isn't this person really cosplaying Spider-Man?

"Hey, beauty." Wade rushed forward excitedly, "Do you still want to take pictures? I can pose a few very charming poses, do you want to try?" Wade blinked under the mask, trying to Get close to the big beauty in front of you.But it's a pity that Wade's overly proactive attitude made Christina lose interest in the interview in an instant—it feels so LOW, not handsome, and a bad review!

#Here is the proud female writer#

"Well, you don't want to interview me anymore." Deadpool felt extremely wronged.Didn't he just take the initiative?Isn't he just a little excited to see the beauty?Isn't he just in a hurry?As for looking down on him so much?He is a poor mercenary, with a disfigured face and no wife. He earns so much hard-earned money every day. It is rare that a beautiful writer comes to interview him, and he still looks down on him.If he's like Iron Man or Coulson next to him, how can he catch up!

"Okay, okay, I know you don't like me..." Deadpool's voice was extremely aggrieved.The listener sheds tears and the hearer is sad.

Emily stared blankly at Deadpool, who was full of vigor just now, wilting at a speed visible to the naked eye like an unwatered cactus.

#Marvel is all acting school#

"But!" Just when Coulson thought Deadpool would obediently go upstairs with him, Wade stood up again. "To show my gentlemanly demeanor! You all know that I have always been very gentlemanly." She pointed her finger at everyone, "This respected beauty, although your behavior of not wanting to interview me has deeply hurt my young and sincere heart. There is an unhealable scar on my fragile heart. But I decided to uphold the spirit of chivalry and recommend you an interview subject. She is—" Wade pointed to Iron Man... Emily beside him, "Really Winner in life! If you interview her now, after she becomes popular, you will become a beautiful reporter with great foresight and foresight!"

What?

Life winner?

she?

Emily stared blankly at Deadpool's finger raised in front of her, and then turned her head to look at the real life winners standing beside her.

Life Winner No. [-]: Iron Man Tony Stark.

The owner of the multinational group Stark Industries, a billionaire, a superhero, with so much money that he can't spend it in several lifetimes, and so many fans that he can go around Manhattan for a week, he is an undoubted winner in life.

Life Winner No. [-]: The Great Detective Sherlock Holmes.

The London detective world is always in charge, good at deduction, has the skill "see through what you are guilty of at a glance" nirvana, needs connections and connections, needs skills and skills, treats money like dung, and is definitely a winner in life at the top of the pyramid.

Life Winner No. [-]: Phil Coulson, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

The leader of the largest human organization in the world, his subordinates are the winners in life who have skills, skills, talents, and rights, prestige, and status.

And look at the pseudo-life winner called the winner of life by Deadpool: Emily Lee

He is a college student at New York University. He works on the front line of labor every day for shopping and shopping. He works hard and never complains.The apartment she currently lives in is provided by the boss, Cabbage Price, and she drives a small red car. Today, Iron Man pays for all the expensive outfits—she can't afford them either.

Surrounded by three real winners in life, Wade Wilson actually said that she is a winner in life?

Are you blind?

Apparently, Christina thought so too.

"Hey, don't go!" Wade was so depressed seeing the beautiful woman walk away, "I didn't lie to you! If you don't take advantage of the interview with the little girl now, you won't have a chance! Hey! This is the future Lady Stark!"

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This is the banquet hall that fell silent for an instant.