[Zhongyingmei] There are always people who want to harm me

"You said... Who are you going to kill?" Emily never dreamed that one day she would become the murder target of a protagonist in a Marvel movie.

#Inexplicably feel a little proud and swollen#

Probably because the protagonists in the Marvel Cinematic Universe are too tall. As an ordinary person, Emily has never seen the movie "Deadpool", but she thinks that since Deadpool can become the protagonist, it must be a very powerful character. people.Then being able to become the target of murder by the powerful protagonist, she suddenly felt that she herself was not living such an unknown life—someone paid 100 million dollars to hire Deadpool to kill her!

"Kill you, little girl." Wade Wilson sat opposite the great detective Sherlock, still looking foolish, as if the few Avengers and seven or eight SHIELD agents around him were not same as existence. "Someone paid 100 million and hired me to kill you." Stretching out a finger, Deadpool gestured towards Emily, "Little girl, do you know that 100 million is not a small amount. Ordinary businessmen and some small government officials It’s only worth 20, and some high-ranking government officials are only worth 50. You’re worth 100 million!” Deadpool, a professional mercenary, told Emily, a little girl who had never seen the world, “I picked it up at the time. When I was doing this job, I thought you were some kind of powerful mutant, but I didn’t expect that you are an ordinary person who knows nothing.” It stands to reason that Deadpool would have made money from this business—if it wasn’t for him When the girlfriend saw the photo of the mission target, "I originally wanted to do it, but then I thought about it, you little girl, if I kill you, wouldn't it break the signboard of my Deadpool? So I will give you a chance, 200 Ten thousand dollars, I won't kill you, I'll kill the person who hired me to kill you, how about that?"

Wade Wilson has such a good heart?of course not.

But he left a picture of the target in the apartment before his mission, only to be seen by his girlfriend Vanessa.Vanessa, who is also a fan of Iron Man, is furious when she finds out that her idol's assistant is actually the target of her boyfriend's murder.Pulling his ears and kneeling on the keyboard, Wade was almost beaten to death by his girlfriend.In the end, Wade Wilson, a money fanatic, came up with such a compromise idea-he sold the news, and then the banker took all.In this way, not only will he make money, but he will not make Vanessa angry.

#Please give a thumbs up to the IQ-superior Deadpool! #

"You said someone hired you to kill Emily?" Stark grabbed the girl who had been approaching Deadpool, "Tell me in detail." Emily's life circle is not complicated, and Stark knows it well Girls' social circle.Apart from the Avengers and others, the girl's remaining friends are classmates and school professors, and some friends she met when she was working part-time.Although the number of people is a bit too much, Emily has never been in contact with people with complicated backgrounds.What's more, the girl has a good temper, and she is unlikely to offend anyone to the point where someone kills her—Iron Man's children's shoes one-sidedly summarized Emily's social network, and he completely compared Moriarty and Clint Sean. The dangerous person of class is shielded.

"Hey, you haven't paid me yet!" Deadpool took the wine glass that dummy brought over and drank it down, "Okay, for the sake of the good wine, I'll give you some news first." Wade Sit up straight, and briefly sum up the background information, "Someone contacted me a while ago, asking me to kill your assistant, that is, you little girl, at Iron Man, that is, Mr. Stark's birthday party." A finger pointed at Iron Man, and a finger pointed at Emily.

"And then?" Who would be so wicked to kill her?

"Little girl, you are too impatient, you haven't given the money yet!" Deadpool refused to say more, "Mr. Stark, Director Coulson, 200 million, can this deal be done?" Wade knew in his heart, the other party Will definitely pay - no one can stop the person his Deadpool wants to kill, and Iron Man will definitely pay immediately without anyone else.

Sure enough, Iron Man Tony Stark didn't hesitate at all, "Okay, I'll let Jarvis..." It's only 200 million, it's nothing to buy for peace of mind, not to mention that Deadpool didn't dare to lie to him.

"Wait!" Seeing that the rich boss was about to agree to the offer without even paying back the price, Emily became anxious.She is the one Deadpool wants to kill, so she should bear the current asking price. 200 million? !Emily silently calculated the bank balance in her heart, and found that she didn't even have a tenth of it.Even if she sells the things she bought and invested, it is unrealistic to raise $200 million in a short period of time—the most valuable thing she can sell is the gem that Moriarty gave her back then , but the auction will take time, not to mention that according to Moriarty's temperament, Emily is really afraid to sell the things-what if the snake spirit attack and make some troubles? "Mr. Wilson, 200 million...isn't that too much?" Deadpool said blankly.

"...What?!" Wade Wilson himself was a money fanatic, but he didn't expect that one day he would meet someone even more money fanatic than him. "Little girl... are you trying to bargain with me?!" Didn't this little girl go crazy from fright? !

"Ah... I want to say... 200 million is really too expensive, Mr. Wilson, you can give me a discount." Emily didn't want to give away her hard-earned money because of an enemy whose name she didn't know. It was given to Deadpool in vain.For business, she asks for a lot of money and pays back the money on the spot. Deadpool bids, she can cut it, "Look, 200 million... Even if I sell me, I can't afford it to you." She sat directly next to Sherlock .Stark didn't grab Emily, and could only sit on the other side of her.

#呵啦, the big detective on the left and the iron man on the right, I feel so cool with my feet#

"...You think it's expensive?" Wade was a little confused. "Let me make it clear to you, the person who hired me paid 100 million to kill you, you give me 200 million, and I will help you kill the person who hired me to kill you. It's only 200 million, little girl, you can solve it An enemy." Deadpool felt that he was simply the kindest mercenary in the world.

"But 200 million is really expensive... Didn't you say that the price of ordinary people is not so high, how can that person be worth 100 million?" Who wants to kill her? "It's cheaper, Mr. Wilson, how about... how about 110 million?" Emily thinks that if she can make a LOW product that hires a murderer, her life is worth [-].

Wade didn't expect to be so courageous looking at the humble little girl, "Little girl, do you know who I am?" Is it because he is too kind and the little girl is not afraid? "Do you know how many people I have killed?" Deadpool compared the knife on his back.

"I know, you are a very powerful mercenary." Emily is not interested in knowing how many people Deadpool has killed.But she knew that since Deadpool would sit here patiently and negotiate with them now, it meant things had turned around. "But think about it, I'm just an adult, 200 million... I really can't get it out." Of course, if she really caused this incident, then she will pay the money herself.But if the matter has something to do with S.H.I.E.L.D. or the Avengers, she doesn't have to pay the money herself.But it is still unclear what the inside story is, and Emily also went all out in order to minimize the loss. "Mr. Wilson, please give me a discount. The guy who hires murderers must be a guy with retarded brain development. I guess he is a pervert with a dissatisfied life. How much is that kind of person worth, you Even if it's cheaper for me."

"That's not it. The guy who hired me is a very sunny young man. Of course, I didn't have much trouble killing him." Wade couldn't help boasting.

"Mr. Wilson, I don't know what other clues you can give us about this matter?" Phil Coulson observed for a long time, and found something was wrong - why did the little girl Emily keep bargaining but acquiesced to Deadpool's murder? proposal? "As for the terms of exchange you proposed, I think we might as well make a compromise. You give us your name, and we will arrest it ourselves." Deadpool kills S.H.E.L.D. Premeditated murder, but as the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., he had to stop him symbolically.

"Mr. Coulson, aren't you cutting off my money?" Wade was very upset, "Little girl can bargain at most, you are good, you don't want to do this business with me." If you don't kill people, who will pay? "Little girl, I'll give you a discount, 180 million, no less. I'll kill that man for you, and get his head back for you." Wade was so easy-going because of Vanessa's sake.

"But how can I be sure that the person you killed is the one who wanted to kill me?" Emily, who had never done such illegal activities, did not quite understand the operating mode of the underground world.In her opinion, people who do this kind of deeds are all bad guys. How can bad guys have any integrity?If the other party ran to the side of the road and killed an innocent person, then pretended to be the target, who would know?

For the first time in his life, Deadpool was questioned about his integrity. "Little girl, I'll be angry if you do this again, be careful I won't do your business!" The implication is that Deadpool will fulfill his promise with his previous client - kill Emily.

The atmosphere was tense for a moment.

The little spider Peter has been watching in a daze until now, even forgetting his good brother Harry who was captured. "Wait, can someone explain to me what happened now?" Why did Emily marry Mr. Stark?Why did the man who cosplays him in front of him kill Emily?Could it be that this man named Deadpool was sent by one of Mr. Stark's lovers to kill his rival? !

#Applause for the brain hole too big Spider-Man#

"Ah, Spider-Man! Peter, I miss you so much!" The tense atmosphere just now disappeared without a trace.Deadpool jumped three feet high and almost jumped on Peter, but the little spider hurriedly dodged it.

"Don't hide!" Wade was very unhappy, "Peter and we have a good relationship in several dimensions. You have also been my teacher! The two of us conquered the world and almost ruled the earth once!" Danced Deadpool said some nonsense again.

"Mr. Wilson." The big detective who had been fiddling with his mobile phone without speaking after sitting down finally spoke, "The person who hired you is Adams, Adams Byron, right?" Adams Byron, the one who always introduced Emily Various part-time Batman fans.

"Huh?!" Deadpool was stunned, "Detective, you..." He didn't say anything, how did this news get out?Is Sherlock Holmes possessed by Doctor Strange?

"Catch someone." Stark looked at Phil Coulson lightly.