[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

"Xu, why don't we come to chat?" Just now, Leonard took Sheldon to the kitchen to talk, and when he came back, he seemed to be a different person, and his friendliness made people shiver.

"...What are you doing?" I looked at him with wide eyes and vigilance, then sat a little further away, and took away the pineapple porridge that had just been heated.

He bent his eyebrows and smiled in a friendly way—although, I have to admit, he looks much handsomer this way, but I just feel that there is an inexplicable discrimination hidden in this expression... probably while watching TV I've seen this expression before...

Sheldon seemed very pleased with my absence, nodding and smiling in satisfaction.I broke out in a cold sweat, dodging his gaze and looking at Leonard, he was eating rice with a spoon, while grinning at me and Sheldon, he must have said something to Sheldon to be friendly to me, I sweat.

"Xu Kaduo, I wonder if you have heard the theme song of Batman?" Sheldon looked at me with a smile, and then smiled and refuted his own question before I could answer, "Surely not, right?"

I will not let you wish!Not wanting to be led by the nose, I quickly interfaced: "No, of course I've heard of it!"

"No, you didn't." His disobedient stunned expression replaced a fake-looking smile that was actually really fake, and Sheldon seemed unable to tolerate anyone's denial of his ideas, "Now your duty is to sit still and listen to me And agree with me! You are a person who is eager to integrate into this small circle, you just need to set off my knowledgeable and knowledgeable!"

"Sheldon!" Leonard yelled with a broken hand on his forehead.

But I began to slowly find a way to get along with Sheldon—he is the greatest in everything. In fact, it is useless to argue with him about right and wrong. He will never admit his mistakes, and I will definitely not be able to fight like Zhuge Liang. Confucianism...even if there is only one person now.

I made a "V" to Leonard, and he didn't say a word.I had this feeling when watching "The Big Bang Theory". Even though Leonard grew up in a BT-type family environment when he was a child, he is still normal to Sheldon who grew up in an ordinary family. I think this is the difference in the nature of human personality.

"Go ahead, Sheldon, I'm listening," I said, looking him in the eye.And then I'll just pretend I didn't hear it, I think he'll spew sulfuric acid out of his mouth for a while (scary)...

Sheldon was satisfied with my acquaintance: "Leonard, if you can be half as smart as Xu Ka, I can admit that you are a very good friend."

I smiled at Sheldon with eight teeth showing.He seemed to have forgotten that he had just gotten angry at my objection.

"Okay, let's ignore him." Sheldon turned around and continued to smile, "What I want to discuss with you is that in the theme song of Spider-Man, there is a line 'Spidermanspiderman, doeswhateveraspidercan', I think, this line is simply It's full of loopholes, and I can think of a lot of things that Spider-Man can't do that Spider-Man can..."

I smiled mechanically and listened wholeheartedly.

"...So, what else can you think of besides 'can't crawl in someone's ear and die in it, can't legally leave Guatemala without showing your driver's license, can't have sex with a female spider'?" Sheldon Finally finished his talk and gave me a conundrum.

"Uh..." I really didn't think about the difference between the two. I rolled my eyes and thought for a while before I came up with a barely valid answer: "...Spiderman can't give birth to a little spider?"

Sheldon looked at me with an expression of "everyone is drunk and I am alone": "Although this is strictly the same as 'can't be with the female spider', but," he paused, I always thought This is to wait for the laughter to pass, "As far as your IQ can understand, this is not bad."

As if he was really happy for me, he looked at me with the expression of a holy father.

I laughed twice, hypnotizing myself that I don't care.

Facing Sheldon, Leonard seems to always be frowning, and I think if I were Sheldon's roommate, I would definitely look like this. Sheldon winked at Leonard, who looked even more decadent.

"Oh, that's right!" He clapped his hands, as if remembering something, "You are Chinese, right?"

I nodded.

"Great." He slowly raised his eyebrows at me, looking very...funny, "Then you will definitely like this joke."

I spread my hands: "As long as it's not racially discriminatory, it's fine."

Sheldon said: "No, of course not. The thing is, despite a lot of rumors, in fact, whether it is from the United States, Alaska, or Hawaii, you can't dig a tunnel vertically through the earth to China."

He laughed first after he finished speaking, and I thought about it for a long time, then raised my head and asked him: "...Where is the joke?"

Sheldon looked at me for a while, turned his head and said in doubt: "This is a special topic when I am forced to chat with people whose IQ is much lower than mine...Could it be that they can't understand such a mentally retarded question?"

"Sheldon Cooper!!" Leonard yelled, looking like he wanted to have the bowl directly on his head.

"...Okay, I have no choice but to apologize to a person who I tried to find a topic to chat with but didn't appreciate—I'm sorry." Sheldon faced me and said awkwardly.

I suddenly felt amused: "That's right, this is a joke."

Leonard let out a "puchi" laugh, and Sheldon stared at me angrily.

After finishing the rice porridge, I was ready to leave, because I had to prepare things for the evening, Leonard kept me and said that he would introduce me to some friends later, but I refused, and I will have more time to watch the main character in the future. Sheldon said goodbye to me politely, and I replied to him. Unexpectedly, Leonard insisted on sending me to the door, and I was moved for a while.

later……

"...Sorry, Xu Kaduo, I never told Sheldon that you're going to move to 5A." Leonard stared at the floor guiltily, his fingers were tangled up and he didn't dare to look at my face.

...Okay, I said why Sheldon didn't say anything about my move before.

"It's okay, it's okay." I waved my hand, Leonard probably was also afraid of Sheldon, let him find out about this later.

"Goodbye." He helped me open the door of the apartment, "See you tomorrow."

"Bye, Leonard." I nodded to him. "See you tomorrow."

It took me a long time to go out before I remembered that I didn't seem to ask Leonard for a phone number.After thinking about it, anyway, I have to move tomorrow, and it will not be too late.

When I went home, I checked the odds and ends again. They were almost there. Then I took out all the contracts and keys related to the house. The room was already deserted.

Still have to move out.Wrapped in a quilt, I looked at the already empty apartment, feeling reluctant after all.Dou Xiaoyi and Huang Moyu didn't object to my moving at all, they just wanted me to try a new life in another place.I also felt that I was quite weak. When I heard that incident, my first reaction was not to fight with Jessica, but to throw away my armor and flee.

I avoided all the cause and effect of this matter and shook my head vigorously. Anyway, starting tomorrow, I will start a new life.This is the last blow that Ji Xi can give me, after that I will definitely be stronger.

I wish I could.

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As I lay on the couch at night, I thought about my new neighbors.

Leonard is a kind person. He is tolerant, generous, and friendly, just like on TV. It is very relaxing to be with him, and he can find common topics-it is amazing.But Sheldon is an annoying guy, and I have to admit that.

I really don't know it!When I think of him, I feel panicked inside. I used to watch American TV dramas and felt that there was love no matter how I watched them. Although I just felt that this was a way to increase hatred, the feeling has completely changed when I was in the scene.

He is a man with no emotional intelligence and arrogance! !I couldn't help but sneer, he is the greatest in everything!Everything feels wrong except what he approves of!There is no room for vetoes!But at the same time, I find it ridiculous, probably his brain has nothing but physics and comics, he can find something wrong with anything, and if he doesn’t forcefully correct it, he will feel uncomfortable all over the body, probably thinking that the world There are not many clear-headed people in the world, so they look down on everything and think that everything is nothing more than that! !

I sneered, I don't think it's beneficial for him, even if his IQ is at the level of a genius, it's far from enough in terms of EQ or anything else.Maybe it's too smart to be a little crazy, such as Einstein, Van Gogh, Newton and other high IQ people are often out of gregarious.

So, I imitate his arms, why should I try my best to cater to him and make him take it for granted?He doesn't have to do things he doesn't like, and neither do I!Since Sheldon can't learn to compare his heart with his heart, I certainly won't tolerate everything about him, and condone his waywardness and arrogance! !

I thought about how bad this afternoon was, how depressing it was to be in a room with Sheldon because I was doing everything wrong.

He won't like me either.I definitely think that I am not as empathetic as Pan Xiaohua, and I will never have a brilliant brain, and what he hates are the mediocre people he said. Unfortunately, I am just a mediocre and ordinary person. Guys, it's a fact, I can admit it.

Wrapping myself into a cocoon with the quilt, I found a comfortable position to sleep, figured it out, and relaxed all of a sudden, Sheldon won't bother me anymore.In fact, I also fell into a misunderstanding before, blindly thinking that if Sheldon lives downstairs, I will never feel at ease, but now it’s better, I’m relieved.

As long as I didn't provoke him first, I will relentlessly suppress all his offenses! !I thought viciously.

The author has something to say: Sheldon is not someone who can accept that person just by following him, see the tragic history of Stuart replacing Howard...

Well, let’s talk about the time in the text: after the tenth episode of the sixth season and before the eleventh episode, do any of you remember the theme of "with people whose IQ is much lower than yourself" that Sheldon said in the tenth episode... Then Howard and Bernadette on the weekend Dad went to the gambling workshop, then the hostess moved, and then it went smoothly...

It's November to December transition time...

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