[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

"Then you stand by. But I hope you can keep your mouth shut." I didn't want to see his expression, so I turned around and continued to wash the mushrooms.Since arguing is useless, I don't want to waste any more words to argue with him.

Sheldon probably couldn't hear the boredom in my words at all, he stood aside with his arms folded, picking at me from time to time.I think he will chatter and comment on everything that does not meet his wishes, because he is the only one who is "correct" in this world.

I put the steamed rice I bought into the microwave, and raised my voice and asked, "Leonard, how much do you want? Half a bowl of rice? One bowl?"

Leonard sat in front of the computer, raised his head and said to me, "Half a bowl is enough, thanks."

I nodded, and Sheldon, who was sitting at the dining table watching "Batman", was dissatisfied, and he glared at me angrily: "Excuseme! Why don't you ask me how much rice I want?"

Why?Because I see you are not happy.I rolled my eyes with my back turned to him, and started to wash the chicken breast, but he continued to ask me: "Hey! I'm talking to you, you need to answer me!"

I "touched" so much that the chicken breast fell to the cutting board, and there was a sudden silence in the room.

"...What do you want?" Sheldon's voice sounded weak.

I picked up the kitchen knife and quickly cut the chicken breast into small pieces.Then add to the seasoning prepared on the side to taste.

"...OK, Sheldon, hurry up and write your diary? You didn't write today, did you?" Leonard said helplessly.

"Oh, Leonard, Leonard, Leonard," Sheldon sighed, "have you been doing any experiments with lead lately? Why is your IQ dropping so fast? At 32:320 this afternoon, I finished it A [-]-word diary. Could it be that your IQ has dropped below normal people?!"

"..." Leonard seemed to have nothing to say.I sighed and diced the mushrooms.A group of grass and mud horses have already been galloping in my heart, I think, fortunately, Sheldon uses extremely advanced words, otherwise I guess the anger gauge would have been full and rice would be smeared on his face.

After washing the veggies, I start making the sauce, thank God they have disposable chopsticks in their apartment. Sheldon probably got bored, so he got out of his seat and ran to me to comment.His harsh language lowered his originally pleasant voice by at least twenty percent, I thought bitterly.

Do you vaguely remember that the actor himself sang?No wonder he has such a good voice.But if he doesn't change his tone and way of speaking, no matter how touching his voice is, it can only increase hatred.I added some light soy sauce to the sauce, unconsciously thinking of Mr. Blake.

Speaking of which, I haven't called him to talk about the situation yet.I thought happily, invite him out for a meal, and then take the opportunity to increase our relationship...

"Oh!!" Sheldon's bluffing voice pulled me back from fantasy to reality, and he pointed at the spots on his pants angrily: "Please bring your brains, miss!! By the way, you are one of the few IQ!!"

Only then did I realize that I splashed the sauce on his pants, and quickly took out a tissue and handed it to him: "Sorry, sorry, I was a little distracted just now."

He was very disappointed with my answer: "Missed? If you were driving a racing car just now, the plane must have crashed and everyone died!! This can't be your reason for making mistakes!!"

I decisively withdrew the hand that handed him the tissue.

"Someday I'll be living in abigole city..."

"MEAN" by Taylor Swift rang, it was my phone ringtone.I casually took off the disposable plastic gloves and took out the mobile phone from my coat. The caller ID was Evelyn Blake.

The little deer in me is bumping around!Immediately press the ON key.

"Hello, Mr. Blake?" Why was he calling?do you miss me?Have something to say to me?Concerned about asking me? ——Leftover women are scary.

"Hello, Miss Xu." Mr. Blake's voice was as gentle as ever, "I have decided to move, right?"

I made a "wait a minute" gesture to the two people in the room who were staring at me on the phone, opened the door and went outside: "yes, the house is very nice, and the landlord is very friendly. move place."

"That's great, congratulations on your new home." He said, "So, are you free tonight? I'd like to treat you to dinner."

"Now?" I asked, a little hesitant, there are two people in the room waiting for me to cook, and it takes a long time to make donburi.

"Yes. Why, no time?" asked Mr. Blake.

"...That's right." I hesitated and said, "Tomorrow, I'll treat you to dinner, okay?"

"That's fine," Mr. Blake said without forcing, and followed my words. "Goodbye, and have a nice day."

"You too," I added. "Goodbye, sir."

If it was changed to two years ago... No, a year ago, I would definitely abandon these two guys to have dinner with Mr. Blake, but now I don’t know why, I always feel that it would be irresponsible to leave like this, even if I I have only known one of these two dear friends for a day, and the other for less than an hour.

To be honest, my feelings for Mr. Blake are probably just a superficial infatuation. I think he is very reliable, and getting married makes people feel safe.In fact, I didn't even understand how this feeling came about, and it might be because I've been alone for a long time after breaking up with Ji Xi.

I found that looking for a boyfriend after graduation is not just for the purpose of dating, but for the purpose of getting married-this makes me feel uneasy, but I am not in the mood to fall in love again.

I think I'm probably in a transition period now, after this time I can treat my feelings calmly, just like there will be a day when I will face up to my relationship with Ji Xi, maybe I will feel ashamed, maybe I will feel Ridiculous, but it will definitely be put down in the end.I will have a good discussion with Mr. Blake until tomorrow, even if I make insinuations, I need to get a deeper understanding.

After living for 26 years and nine months, I suddenly wanted to chase after a man.

Full of fighting spirit, I pushed open the door confidently, and then Sheldon greeted me with a slap in the face: "Please, did you go out for a run while answering the phone? I really doubt the generalization you made when you talked on the phone. Ability and decisiveness!!"

I clenched my fist, really wanting to punch that face that changed from a handsome young man to a big mantis as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Sheldon!! Can't you just sit on the couch and read your comics?!" Leonard focused on suffering the mess for Sheldon for many years.I thought, well, Leonard made it, it must be a boutique.

Sheldon immediately retorted: "Theoretically, I can't read comics 'properly' at all, I didn't even eat dinner!"

I had no motivation to be a peacemaker, and I didn't want to talk to Sheldon about such a small matter, so I simply ignored it and put on my gloves again and started cooking.At this time, the rice is also hot. I put the rice in the microwave for a while. Personally, I prefer rice grains that are not particularly sticky.

"Hangon, Leonard." Sheldon probably saw me start cooking, and Sheldon, who never ceased to love others, left Leonard's arms and quickly ran to my side, continuing to monitor my work.I just pretended that he didn't exist, anyway, with a safe distance of 1.5 meters between us and the height difference, basically all I could see out of the corner of my eye was his funny top.

I'm depreesed.After 10 minutes, I poured the marinated chicken breast and the sauce into the oiled pan. I spent such a good time in the life of a housewife. What a waste of time...

Thinking of this, I really want to add a bunch of black pepper noodles and chili oil to Sheldon's bowl, and serve him a wonderful dinner... But, my eyes squinted at Sheldon, and he had a face of "cook well, don't be distracted" "Mother Di stared at me, waiting for the Buddha to take his eyes back a little bit, if it weren't for his 360° all-round without dead angle - I don't know how he did it - — under the supervision of him, I almost want to pour all the ingredients in this kitchen into his bowl.

... Cough, pure resentment.

"OK, plus your pointless phone calls, it has been three, ten minutes and one second since you started cooking," Sheldon stared at his watch intently, and I poured the soup on the rice, "Time just."

I rolled my eyes at his innocence again.He took out the spoon he saw just now, and asked Sheldon, "Which one do you use?" I didn't believe that the two of them would mix the spoons.

"The one with the hammerhead shark on it!" Sheldon said, and I seemed to piss him off again. "Do you think a mediocre guy like Leonard can appreciate the beauty of a hammerhead shark?"

"Excuseme!" Leonard was smiling and came to the side to get his own job. He was very upset when he heard Sheldon's words, "Why can't I like hammerhead sharks? Why can't I appreciate its beauty?"

Sheldon looked down at him with a helpless smile: "Oh, Leonard, this is a fact that everyone knows, isn't it?"

Leonard frowned - like on TV - and looked up at Sheldon.If it weren't for my eyebrows not being twisted into his same angle, I would definitely look at the man in front of me that way.

I shoved the bowl firmly into Sheldon's arms, hoping he would shut up.

The author has something to say: half an update, to be completed at night...

After finishing the bird... my shoulders are so sore...