[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Holding the packaged spring rolls and pineapple white rice porridge, I stood on the steps outside the Chinese restaurant and said to Hofstadter hesitantly: "Can we buy the ingredients and prepare them at my house for Cooper to take?"

He looked very embarrassed, pushing the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, making small movements with his hands, and said to me: "Uh, you know, Sheldon wants to see the bill and bills, if I didn't bring them back, he would definitely He would ask where the rice was bought—he is also very picky about the material of the lunch box.”

I fell, what a horrible person.I can't help feeling resentful about my future...You know, I have lived for more than 26 years, and I have never met such a smart but confused person. "Then he must be very picky about his neighbors, right?" I asked, sweating secretly for myself, but immediately spurned myself fiercely, why should I be so afraid? How much does Cooper's attitude matter to me?

Hofstadter looked at me half-heartedly.Classmate, it’s okay, I’m very strong, you just need to tell the truth.

His eyes began to falter, and his fingers began to gesture: "Um...Actually Sheldon is...a nice person...he's really not bad...it should be said...well...he's just a bitch!"

Hofstadter was about to collapse again, and he looked at me pleadingly: "But, in fact, he is still good... If you can do what he wants, he can accept you..."

I clenched my hands tightly and lowered my head to rub the red bricks under my feet.The setting sun is like a dream, reflecting the color of the whole street in twilight.

Looking at everything in front of me, I suddenly thought that I could no longer escape.

With that in mind, I said to Hofstadter, "Okay, Hofstadter."

"Oh, thank you!!" He said gratefully, pointing to the car parked by the side of the road, "How about we go buy materials first?"

I nodded and walked side by side with Hofstadter. I was suddenly glad that I didn't wear high heels, because I was 1.6 meters three and I was almost catching up with Hofstadter =. = I really don't know if being with Penny will make the pear bigger.

Hofstadter and I went to the supermarket to buy chicken breast, mushrooms, eggs and a series of seasonings, and also went to a nearby Japanese restaurant to buy a box of rice. "Are you sure you can do it?" Hofstadter kept asking me, "Are you sure?"

I want to say that what I did was horrible... But Hofstadter looked like he wanted to jump out of the car that was driving at 80km/h if I said no.I nodded vigorously: "Of course! I think I did a good job."

This is real! !I have rented a room by myself since I was in graduate school, and then I started cooking for myself-I think I am a person with a normal taste, and I should not appear to ask others "really? Is it so hard to eat" ╮(╯▽╰)╭

He breathed a sigh of relief: "That's fine... wait a minute, do you have a chef certificate or something?"

I got his permission to eat spring rolls in the car, and I was dizzy when I heard Hofstadter's words, so serious? "Why do you want this? You need a chef's license to cook a meal for your roommate?"

Hofstadter glanced at me quickly, and then looked at the road with special concentration—don’t be like this, just now you were clearly driving with one hand and making a phone call with the other, and in the end you let yourself go—“Nothing…” He glanced at me with small eyes Looking at him with piercing eyes, "...well, Youknow, this can only increase the impression value..."

I lowered my head speechlessly and continued to eat the spring rolls. Within 10 minutes, I thought for the Nth time that this was really a failed decision.

The last unpleasant meeting on the stairs must have made the impression negative.

Hofstadter probably saw my despondency, he thought "uh" for a moment before stammering, "Actually, well, Sheldon is very nice...you...you just do what he wants... ...and then..." He bit his lip and thought for a while, "Just do what he wants, you can do it."

"...Thank you for reminding me, Mr. Hofstadter." I took a bite out of the spring roll viciously.

Hofstadter frowned and looked over in confusion: "Are you serious?"

He didn't realize it... I said, "Of course."

Hofstadter looked at me with a smile through his glasses: "You're welcome, just call me Leonard."

I:……

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Leonard volunteered to carry the things for me, I shied away a few times before handing it to him.In fact, I was quite afraid that he would be crushed by the basket of eggs, because his body looks so weak...

Apart from Cooper, there is really no common language.I went upstairs in embarrassment.

How did things develop to this point?I took out the key from Leonard's pocket with a blank face, and the regret in my heart was overwhelming, and I was about to be overwhelmed... I said I would not hit the south wall or look back, but I bumped into Cooper's huge titanium alloy south wall Oh, and even followed Leonard to come here.

After opening the door, Leonard went in with his things and called him, "Sheldon? Are you there?"

I carried my porridge and followed into the house.

It's like going back to the days of watching "The Big Bang Theory", only this time it's immersive.

I think I may really be a young man of literature and art == out of thin air, I actually feel a little bit more sad.But soon this feeling was interrupted by Cooper's cry.

Sheldon Cooper was wearing red short-sleeved sleeves with off-white long sleeves. He stood in the corridor from the living room to the bedroom, looking at me with a bowl of porridge in his hand in disbelief.

"Leonard!! Why did she appear here?!" Cooper stared at Leonard with wide eyes, pointing straight at me.

Leonard beckoned me to sit down, and I sat on the sofa—so dangerous, I almost accidentally sat on the exclusive seat for Sheldon just now.

"I invited Xu Kaduo to cook you a delicious dinner." Leonard raised his eyebrows and looked at Sheldon, "Sorry, I didn't find the chicken rice bowl you wanted, so I can only invite the chef home gone."

Sheldon didn't seem to want to accept this reality at all: "Chef? Is this the chef you hired?"

Leonard put the dishes in the kitchen and looked at Sheldon with a troubled expression.

Cooper looked at me with doubts in his eyes: "You can cook? Have you ever worked in a Chinese restaurant? Do you have a chef certificate?"

I tried my best to listen to it, and then shook my head honestly: "I can't cook, I haven't worked part-time, and I don't have a chef certificate."

He immediately folded his arms and raised his chin to look at Leonard: "Honestly, I don't like her. She is neither polite nor qualified for a 'chef'. How did you 'invite' her home?" Come? She is the extremely rude person I said last time."

I suddenly felt angry again, so I quickly suppressed it.

"Sheldon, be nice!" Leonard said angrily.He turned his head and smiled apologetically and embarrassedly at me: "Sorry, this is Sheldon. Sheldon, this is Xu Kaduo."

"Hello, Sheldon." Being said to be impolite, I preemptively squinted my eyes and said to him with a smile.

Sheldon said reluctantly: "Hello, Xu Cardo." He turned to Leonard and said, "Does this have to be like this?"

"Yes, it must." Leonard tilted his head up and smiled at him.

"Oh! Allright!" Sheldon looked aggrieved, sighed, then spread his hands, as if he said to me very generously: "In order to maintain my friendly relationship with Leonard, I have to ask you to cook for me Rice--But, don't be too moved, if I find a strand of your hair or nails in the rice, you will know the consequences?" He lowered his head and stared at me with wide eyes, maybe it was what he thought Very effective threat bar.

I maintained the superficial sense of honor: "Yes, sir." Then I spurned the arrogant him 1000 million times in my heart.What can I say in this situation?Breaking face with Sheldon in front of Leonard? ——If he wasn't here, I would definitely turn on the runaway mode and beat Sheldon as a monster.

Sheldon looked me up and down in disbelief, especially when he saw my permed hair and manicure just done the day before yesterday, his eyes seemed to shoot knives.I stood up, hoping he could see the impatience in my eyes: "So, Sheldon, I'm going to start work, can you restrain the disdain in your eyes a little?"

As a result, he looked at me as if he saw a miracle: "Oh! It's so exciting, you can tell the difference between my suspicion and contempt for you?" Then he put on a regretful expression, "But, you I know that your humble request is impossible to realize."

"Humble?" I chewed the word repeatedly, but I really didn't feel how humble it was.

"Sheldon!! Watch your words!" Leonard yelled, covering his head.

"OK, I'm sorry to say that," Sheldon immediately bowed his head in a taught manner, swaying from side to side, as if he didn't know anything.

……What can i say.

"That's okay." I tried to smile.

"Leonard, did you hear that, she said she didn't care!" Sheldon happily turned his head to Leonard and said, then tilted his neck at me, "Doit, woman."

I clenched my fists, took a deep breath, and restrained the anger surging in my heart: "...shut up!"

I am a person who tends to get hotheaded, so I have to exercise restraint and restraint, otherwise I will always do something "earth-shattering".

Sheldon looked at me offended, "What? What did you say? ... Oh! Wait, I almost forgot!"

He gestured for me to wait a moment, then ran into the room and found out a white coat from nowhere, and forced me to put it on: "You know, chefs cook like this."

I rolled my eyes, and reluctantly put on the white coat with a smell of air freshener.Then I felt that I couldn't even stretch out my hands, and I was really disabled at the second level.

"Oh! It's a bit long." Sheldon said dissatisfied as he looked at me who was about to be dragged underground in this white coat.He turned to Leonard decisively: "Leonard, take yours out."

Leonard pouted and looked at him like he was crazy.

Sheldon stares.

Under Mr. Sheldon's supervision, I cleaned my hands carefully and put on disposable gloves.I despise myself in my heart, today is really bad, how can I make myself feel uncomfortable.

"OK, next step, you need to carefully clean the mushrooms - the action must be quick and the effect is good, you must know that my stomach is already growling."

"...can you watch TV for a while?" I couldn't bear it.Why does he have to point fingers at everything!I have been cooking Chinese food for several years!Not this guy who can only soak oatmeal toast! !

"This is impossible!" He kept a distance of 1.5 meters from me with his arms folded, "I have to supervise you, a layman!"

"A layman? Sorry, but Mr. Sheldon, an insider, has any experience in cooking Chinese food?"

I looked at him firmly.Sure enough, I was right, Sheldon Cooper looked at me with a troubled face like a stomach upset.

I thought he would leave, but I didn't expect to go ahead despite the difficulties—or DR. Cooper, who is good at digging into horns, said with a straight neck: "...With my IQ of 187, I can completely supervise you, an unqualified person!"

I looked at Sheldon Cooper, who refused to admit his mistakes at all, and felt an inexplicable—perhaps justified—disgust.

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Generally, it is changed on a daily basis from Monday to Thursday or twice a day

Then five or six days are changed every other day or half a day ==

The table asked me if Mao was free on the weekend

Run away~~ The female lead and the male lead finally meet (Second Entering the Palace (Mud

Completion~~Actually, the heroine's dislike is a matter of course hahahahaha, being in the scene will be different from watching TV~~

Slowly will change minds... everyone in the big bang is like this == it's just that they are faster