[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Early the next morning, I took a bus to No. 2311 Roblace North Street. Mr. Zabuni gave me a detailed introduction to the facilities in the community and the equipment of the house.I'm not worried at all about whether there are necessary sanitation stations, convenience stores or comic book stores near this community, because there is a Mr. Cooper downstairs who checks for me, so I don't have to remember it.

Afterwards we signed the contract, and Mr. Zabuni gave me a survey form on the various facilities of the house and told me to fill it out carefully.I nodded gratefully. Having experience in renting a house, I naturally know how important this form is. If I don’t fill out the status of the equipment clearly, then if there is a problem in the future, I will be responsible for all the compensation by myself.

The last landlord didn’t remind me to fill it out carefully. Later, there was a problem with the air conditioning and refrigeration. I asked him to reason and he said that I had to pay all the compensation for this matter.Spent tens of dollars and bought a lesson.

In addition to the heartache, I added a little more caution.

So Mr. Zabuni's exhortation is even more precious.I was moved to look at this gentleman, he smiled and said goodbye to me.I bowed sincerely: "Thank you, sir."

He said in surprise: "You don't have to do this, Xu. I just did what I should do."

"I just did what I should do, sir. You deserve my respect." I said seriously, and my mood gradually became clearer.Maybe it's been a long time since I have been respected so seriously by outsiders, and the inner happiness is very obvious at this moment.I waved goodbye to Mr. Zabni, looking at this bright cabin, I couldn't help but chuckle: now I own the right to use it.

But when I thought about the next thing I would do about moving and cleaning, the smile froze on my face.That kind of work is the most tiring! !Moving a house is like running a marathon, and it can exhaust you to death.Especially after the cleaning, after a day, it is estimated that the waist will be broken.

I sighed and slapped the contract on my face, forget it, let’s do it, this is also for the future! !

When I passed the fourth floor, I walked like flying, afraid that if I slowed down, I would see Cooper push the door out.Why do you have such a neighbor?I clutched my head and thought painfully, without him, my life must be beautiful and wonderful.

According to the only little memory I have in my brain about the Big Bang, this Cooper boy is not only arrogant, but also extremely difficult to make friends and get along with, unless it is a coincidence or he asks for others, plus he is disgusting himself Personality, the probability of being good friends with him is greater than or equal to 0 and less than or equal to 1—Of course, when watching TV at the beginning, I felt all kinds of love and humor, but after yesterday’s incident, I suddenly realized that Sheldon is this.I vaguely remember that there seemed to be an episode where someone from 5A moved in. Instead of welcoming him, he asked a bunch of questions incessantly.I shivered. If he knew that 5A had new people moving in, my life would be difficult.

My understanding of Sheldon Cooper is only limited to the five seasons of American dramas, and I gritted my teeth secretly. If such a thing hadn't happened, it seemed that I would still be kept in the dark for a while.

But when did it come in?I am really puzzled.

When I got home, I lay on the bed. I couldn’t figure out when I was in such a story. It was obvious that something went wrong during the year in the United States, but I didn’t feel anything unusual at all.

Nothing has changed, there is just one more apartment and so many more people.

Did I travel into their time and space, or did they accidentally run into our time and space?

Thinking too much will make my head bigger, I shook my head wisely, and put this kind of question that I will never understand behind me.Anyway, only the GM knows everything, and I have never had the character to get to the bottom of it.

I think, sometimes, it is better for people to live in a daze than to know everything clearly.

Stupid people have their own stupid blessings, and plainness is the truth.

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In the afternoon, I contacted the moving company and asked if they had time tomorrow.The customer service told me that there are a lot of orders recently and I am very busy and tired. If I come tomorrow, I will have to pay more.When I thought that Jessica would move in the day after tomorrow, I didn't care about the money, so I gritted my teeth and agreed.

It took me an entire afternoon to pack all the trivial things into the boxes, especially the comics and figurines. It took me more than an hour to sort these old or new comics and peripheral figurines, and then put them into the box I had prepared earlier. good box.As I climbed out of the pile of boxes, I felt like I was going to collapse, dry mouth and tired as hell.

Shouting "one, two, three" and stacking all the boxes to the corner, I started packing my clothes and cosmetics.It's a lot faster to organize these things, because they are not very large after all, and they don't reach the level of overwhelming me.I thought out of breath, if there is an earthquake one day, I guess the reason for my death is that too many comic books were crushed to death at home.

After tidying up all the items, I breathed a sigh of relief and buried myself in the sofa with a "plop".I'm going to squeeze on the sofa tonight, because I've put the sheets and bedding into the suitcase, leaving only a thin quilt that is still warm.

Looking at the ceiling, I suddenly recalled every bit of my life in this house. There may have been downturns and struggles, but it has accompanied me for more than 300 days and nights, and I have long had feelings for it.

"I'm sorry," I said softly, wanting to be like all the main characters in shoujo manga, stupid once.I will always be the most real when there is no one around, so even if this room can never hear my depression and can't understand every word I say, I want to confide in it what I think, "I'm still I'm moving away. You will witness the new master in the future, I don't know if you will remember me."

...Who can really be remembered by everyone?Looking at the snow-white ceiling and walls that had never been polluted, I was suddenly confused.

"...I hope so." At dusk, I turned over and got out of the sofa, my stomach was already growling.Go downstairs to buy dinner.

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I pushed the door open, and there was a clanging sound along with the creaking of the wooden door.This is a Chinese restaurant.But the person standing in front of the cash register is not Chinese, but a genuine Thai.

"Hello, sir. I want a spring roll and a pineapple white rice porridge. Please take it away." Hungry, I rushed to the cashier and said to the owner who does not open a Thai restaurant but insists on opening a Chinese restaurant.Probably because my facial expression was too ferocious, this middle-aged boss wearing round-frame glasses didn’t nag me as usual about how their restaurant has been in a downturn recently and asked me to order two more dishes, but simply billed and paid the bill .Satisfied, I clutched my protesting stomach and sat in the waiting area next to me to read the newspaper.

The door was pushed open again, and the hanging bell rang crisply, mixed with the old creaking sound, which had a special flavor.

I looked back at the light with interest, and then I didn't catch my breath. I coughed desperately down my throat, and then I managed not to be choked to death by my own breath.

Wearing a gray padded jacket, Leonard Hofstadter, who didn't look tall, entered the restaurant on the phone angrily.

"Please! Do you have to eat Chinese food today?!" He looked like he was about to collapse.I wipe my mouth, I must be on the phone with Cooper.I wiped my sweat and secretly guessed that Cooper's next answer might be "today is Chinese food day, so I should eat Chinese food"?

"Ohmygod!! Do you know how far I've traveled to get you the chicken donburi you want?! Why don't you come yourself?!"

"Of course I'm tired, sir!" Hofstadter spread his hands angrily, "Now I've entered the restaurant, please hang up the phone!"

I stared at him dumbfounded.How did he survive all these years...

"A chicken bowl, Thank you." Hofstadter said weakly to the boss.The boss shrugged regretfully: "I'm sorry sir, we don't have chicken rice bowl here."

"Ohmygod!!! Killmenow!!" He held his head, looking like he was about to collapse. Hofstadter pleaded to the boss: "You really don't make chicken rice bowls here? Doesn't your chef make a chicken rice bowl?!"

The boss shook his head in embarrassment: "Our chef is not Chinese..."

Hofstadter wailed, and took out his phone: "...then how many more Chinese restaurants do I have to go to get a rice bowl that matches Sheldon's taste?!"

At that time, my brain was hot, maybe it was a kind of inexplicable sympathy for the compatriots who also fell under Cooper's coercion and resentment for the upcoming fate, I stood up suddenly, and said to Hofstadter who was frowning and flipping through the map: "Sir, I can make chicken rice bowl."

Hofstadter looks up at me.At that moment, through Hofstadter's reflective glasses, I saw his tangled eyes containing gratitude, suspicion, expectation and disbelief.

"Uh, actually, I'm going to move into No. 2311A, No. 5, and I'm only saying that because you're familiar with me..." I also felt like I was meddling a bit, so I hurriedly made connections to clarify myself.

Hofstadter looked at me like he saw a savior and said, "Really? You're moving into 5A? That's great!! As long as you can get Sheldon's approval, you can cook him a meal!!"

I opened my mouth in surprise.

Seeing his appearance, the cold sweat dripped down his back, and he suddenly realized: what am I, Nima, doing? !Are you looking for trouble to trouble yourself? !

How difficult it is to cook a meal for Mr. Cooper.

I took a step back, wanting to run away immediately.

Who would have thought that Hofstadter would beat me up, hold me excitedly, and ask me, "You are Chinese, right?"

I really wanted to shake my head and say no, but he immediately said, "Then they are Japanese? That's okay!!"

I decisively replied: "I am Chinese!!" Peat, did Leonard Hofstadter do it on purpose?

Hofstadter stared at me with his bull eyes: "Uh, miss, please..." He seemed to be afraid that I would not believe it, and said quickly, "He will be nagging all day long, and the newly bought infrared The appearance of the thermometer is even worse, the restaurant downstairs gave him one less napkin, the buttered bread has no taste of butter, the TV station once again changed a new advertisement, and Penny's singing is as bad as ever..."

He seemed to be deeply affected by it, otherwise, why would he look like he was about to collapse...

Come to think of it, I ran so far just to satisfy Mr. Cooper's selfish desire...

I am cold.

I deeply think that today I was really caught in the head by the door. Mr. Sheldon Cooper is outrageous, I had to... had to dig my own grave in order to help a poor man who was going to be my neighbor.