[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Pregnancy Notes and Little Buns

A month since that day, when I agreed with dear Shelly, I found out I was pregnant.The whole family was very excited. Mrs. Cooper came to live for a month, but Sheldon got fat... (as long as he is happy)

Pregnancy can be inconvenient, but when I think about the new life I'm about to have, morning sickness and cramps are no big deal. == But Dr. Cooper, the father-to-be, was nervous, like he was suffering from morning sickness himself.

But I'm very happy~

Two months before the due date, my mother came to take care of me.I was tearful when I saw my mother. Although Sheldon’s care and love for me after I was pregnant reached the highest level in history, and there is a higher trend, but to be honest, it forces you to stay away from all electronic devices every day. Facilities, and a strict doctor who forces you to endure sleepiness to listen to obstetrics and obstetrics... It's really not as good as (after pregnancy) my mother who is everything to me.

However, I was still wrong 〒▽〒My mother came here and did not stop Sheldon from preaching and teaching me, and often praised him...

Heart tired.

One night, I was lying in bed, and Sheldon was helping me massage my calf, and finally brought up an eternal topic——

"Honey, what's the name of our baby?"

wrong wrong wrong!In fact it should be the following scenario:

"Kado, I've already thought about the name of this child, it's called..."

"Stop!" I interrupted resolutely, "Although the fact that you named the child without consulting with me made Spiderman cry—("Oh! Do I still need to discuss with you?")—but still Let me guess first, DR. Cooper." I squinted at him!

"...Guess. But I don't think you can guess." Shelton massaged seriously, "First, you can guess the boy's name."

Humph, this can't trouble me.Based on my knowledge of Sheldon...

"Isaac!" Isaac Newton.

"No~~~"

"Albert." Albert Einstein.

"No~~~"

"Stephen?..." Stephen Hawking.

"Hmm, no!"

"...Leonard?"

"Ohgod, stop guessing, Kado, I think you can guess the names of Rajesh and Horward. Yes, I still overestimated you..."

==###

"Shelly, what exactly is it?" Frustrated, I couldn't guess repeatedly, and asked while hugging the pillow.Strange, I thought he would use the names of these physicists (except Leonard of course, it's impossible to guess with his toes ==)

Sheldon said happily, "If it's a boy, then his name is Evan." Then he smiled and winked at me like a little angel.

I looked at him in surprise.

Evan.

—a gift from God.

"What a good name." I sat up and hugged him, leaning into his arms, "A good name."

"Of course. I understand you, you think I'll use their names... No, no, no, he'll be a unique physicist."

I looked at him amusedly, "Are you so sure he's a physicist, Shelley?"

Sheldon spread his hands, with an "or else" look.

...He may be hit.

"Okay, smart human, guess the girl's name now." Sheldon hugged me from behind, stretching his arms to the front and continuing to massage.

His "smartness" must contain discrimination... ==

I suddenly remembered a line he once said: "If it's a girl, well, my mother says she must be a follower of Christ... what a depressing thing. But I never believe in prophecies."

I blurted out, "Doreen!"

"Ohcomeon, did my mother tell you to say that? Of course not!" From Sheldon's voice, he seemed to be fainting... "Her name is Enid."

==Okay.

Shelton massaged me for a while longer, then started to stroke my stomach and said, "It's amazing..."

I smiled and thought it was really amazing, I still remember how excited he ran downstairs when he found out I was pregnant...

I leaned back and kissed his chin, "Yeah, Shelly."

Our kiss gradually became viscous.Sheldon said patiently: "Oh, no, not yet..." After four months of pregnancy, we would do it once a month.

Lovely Shelly.A terribly bad decision came into my head!In fact, this is a benefit...

I kissed him with a smirk and pushed him back. The 170-pound Sheldon completely forgot to resist, looked straight at me, and was pushed down by me with a light push!I pressed his shoulder, looked into his panicked eyes, and licked my lips.

"Ka, Kado..." with a lovely vibrato~

"Oh, Shelly..." My hand slowly descended, stroking inch by inch.Shelton stared at me without blinking, breathing heavily, flushing.

Sheldon takes his body clean every night very seriously.I relievedly unbuckled his belt, panted slightly, and moved down.

"No, Ka, Ka, Kado!..." Sheldon seemed to understand what was going to happen, and seemed to want to push me away, but he just grabbed my shoulders more tightly, shaking his hands.

oh so cute.I raised my head, squinted my eyes and smiled, his hand shook violently, and the strength increased.

"Shelly, it hurts..." I acted like a baby on purpose.Sheldon's voice trembled low, with a man's forbearance, "I, Im sorry... Kado..." He struggled to sit up, "I order you, don't do this... umm!!! Kado...! "

"Don't I order you now?" I used the trick of being a pregnant woman to suppress him...and then lowered my head...

"……Um!!!!!"

—

After Sheldon brought me water and rinsed my mouth, he immediately lay on the bed and gasped for breath, holding me in his arms, being careful not to touch my stomach, and said stiffly: "You...you don't listen to me more and more... ...Ka, Kado...I need to pursue...equality within the family...huh..."

Hmph... My face is burning badly too. "Then you can solve your physical problems yourself in the future, Dr. Cooper."

"...I think it's a wife's duty!!!"

I arched into his arms again, his body temperature was burning like a small stove.

"Like it, Shelly?" I asked with my lips against his Adam's apple.

"..." Sheldon's Adam's apple rolled. "I don't want to answer this useless question."

"Really, Shelly? Shelly..."

"……Um."

"...Then do you like it?"

"…………Um."

-----Things Kador doesn't know-----

After Kado fell into a deep sleep, Sheldon suddenly opened his eyes, glanced at her, felt her breathing rate, and sat up.Shelton gently stroked her swollen belly, and carefully leaned up to kiss Kado's forehead.

"Well, I have to tell the truth." He looked at Kado's sleeping face by the light of the bedside lamp, and hesitated for a long time, "I like it very much."

----

The most painful and joyful thing about pregnancy is listening to Dr. Cooper's lectures!

Shenma prenatal counseling, postpartum care, and parenting tutorials, Dr. Cooper completed all of them within a week after knowing that I was pregnant, and then spent eight months slowly teaching them to me...

He also carefully selected various teaching materials and strictly required me to "read every day".Well, for the sake of the cute little baby, I really read it carefully, but it was okay for the first few months, and later, I would feel sleepy after reading for a long time.

And I can even drink the chicken soup that I hate the most without changing my face!

Alas, I touched my growing belly and sighed, baby, mom is all for you.

You must grow up healthy and happy.

The baby moved gently in my belly.

Sheldon and I's first child was born on a cold winter's night.

When I entered the ward on the due date, I nervously grabbed my mother's hand, unable to utter a word, and didn't even dare to ask if it hurt.Sheldon was also very nervous, walking around anxiously in the ward, and finally kicked out by my mother... He ran back three seconds later, sat next to me pretending to be calm, and encouraged me with a twisted smile I.I also showed a miserable smile.

... Mom, I'm a little scared.

But the thought that this was me and Sheldon's baby gave me strength all of a sudden.

The child was born successfully.A healthy boy.

I lay on the bed, too weak to speak a word.Still, seeing Sheldon holding the baby helplessly, with a look of surprise and disbelief on his face, made me want to cry.

"Let me see the child again..." I said eagerly, the voice was weak... Sheldon immediately sent the child to me gently, looked at me with big eyes without blinking, and said: "Well, Kado... I've never seen a cuter creature than Spock, and this is the first..." I laughed.

It was a small, wrinkled baby, with its little hands clasped around its face, sleeping peacefully with its eyes closed.The face is flushed, and my mother said that it will take a lot of days before it will become more and more beautiful.

An indescribable joy welled up in my heart, and my eye sockets became wet.

This is me and Sheldon's baby.

"Ivan..." I gently called his name and held his little hand.The baby was quiet and fell asleep comfortably.

"Hmm~~" Shelton poked his cheek carefully, "A great physicist who has just been born, Ivan Xu Cooper. Cardo, I'm so excited~"

==

Ignore your father, Ai Fan, choose your own path in life.I looked at this little life and thought.

However, I think Sheldon will do everything possible to lead him to the path of physics...

However, baby Evan showed a love of physics from an early age. =. =

Apart from crying a few times when he was born, he was quiet at the age of a few months. Even my mother said that such a child is rare... I looked at the baby, and felt that his eyes had a kind of appreciation for ordinary things. Disdainful security...and ridicule...

This look is a bit familiar.I thought worriedly.However, Sheldon was very happy interacting with the baby. He was reading Hawking's autobiography "My Brief History" to the baby, and the baby seemed to be listening carefully...

Mrs. Cooper hugged him for 5 minutes and said: "This child is really a little Sheldon! He is exactly the same as when he was his age! He doesn't cry or make trouble, but he will cry when reading fairy tales... Cardo, You're going to have a hard time, trust me."

Well, I believe you ==

However, I hold Evan's hand, this is my baby.

Sheldon liked Ivan very much, and proudly said to Leonard who came to see the baby: "Oh, I have to say, Leonard, my child's IQ surpassed yours when he was born. Although compared with his father It’s still a bit short, but I will try my best to improve him.” Then he shook his head, “Your children... Oh, I dare not say, after all, your spouse is Penny, a former restaurant waiter.”

Leonard: ==##

Penny: ==##

Howard: "Nini, my dear, let's go back first. Cardo, we'll see Ivan again when Sheldon is not at home."

Raj: "Oh, let's go, I want to see this cute baby again, it's so cute~~~~" pouted.

Everyone: you better go...

Mr. Evelyn Blake also came to see Ivan, and he was getting married soon, which made Sheldon feel relieved about him.Evelee brought several physics enlightenment books to Ivan, and every time he took out one, Sheldon raised his eyebrows and said silently: "Ah, I bought it~"

==

----

Ai Fan has a particularly good memory - image memory.This is exactly the same as Sheldon.Ai Fan can tell what a person said two months ago without any difference, and by the way, he can tell that the person didn't shave that day. =_=

I asked him, "Evan, how long ago was the last time we had baked potatoes?"

Ai Fan, who was building Lego toys, answered me without hesitation: "At 39:[-] noon [-] days ago, the potatoes were baked."

... There is a genius son, the pressure is so great.

We teach babies bilingually, English and Chinese.He learns very very fast!Already learned to read at the age of two! !

genius! ! !

That's all I have in mind.Sure enough, Sheldon's genes are strong! !I'm delighted but also a little worried, afraid of making him a... imbecile.Look at his dad..... =_= Fortunately, American society seems to be more tolerant of them.

But no matter what, I will be a good mother! !

When Ai Fan was three years old, he liked to follow his father and listen to him explain simple physics knowledge.Sheldon also bought a radio for him to disassemble and play with.But soon he regretted and said to me: "I'm really afraid that Ivan will become an experimental physicist...but he has to get in touch with physics from experiments, after all, this is the foundation of everything."

(Leonard: ...)

I'm also a little jealous that Sheldon and Evan have so much in common!

But Ai Fan is still very dependent on me, and likes to let me drag him to the bookstore (later I found out that Sheldon went to read the book by himself as soon as he entered the bookstore, and ignored him ==).Another similarity to Sheldon... is that he has an inexplicable aversion to social interaction, hates to say polite words, such as "good morning" and "how are you doing", and doesn't like to play with noisy children... Mrs. Cooper She told me to teach him persistently. Sheldon was the one who managed to support himself... I looked at Sheldon and thought that I must teach Ivan patiently! !

Sheldon taught him physics, and I taught him how to live! ! !

The five-year-old Ai Fan opened his big eyes, circled his white and fat arms solemnly, and said to me: "Mom, those children are too immature! The games they play are too childish!! Mom, I want to go to my mother's house!" University of..."

I combed his hair neatly, and said softly to him: "Baby, you have to learn to touch. This is... well, this is the first 'social', you must master it, even your father can't You shouldn't."

Shelton originally supported Ivan to go to the university to experience the "wonderful and serious atmosphere of the university", but he turned his back when he heard this sentence, "Yes, Ivan, mom is right..."

hum.

-----Viewpoint-----

Ivan reluctantly went to the amusement facilities in the community (Kado and Sheldon watched from a distance), the boys were playing a game similar to leading soldiers to fight, and they were divided into two groups, which were the enemy and us.

"Hey, Ivan!!" A tall and strong boy waved to him, "Want to come and play?"

It's Benny the King, and he's six years old.Ai Fan originally wanted to make a clever mockery of this imperfect game system, but thinking of his mother's words, he said: "Oh~~ I will participate." He walked to Benny's camp.

The children in the community all have a kind of "incomprehension of genius" (Sheldon thinks so) and curiosity about Ivan, and they can't help but approach him to watch him as soon as he joins.

Ai Fan reminded: "We are playing a game." So he doesn't like dealing with other people!Just do one thing well! ! !

Children: "Oh." Continue to secretly look at.

Ai Fan ignored them, thinking what a mediocre person, hum! !Then seriously follow Benny and play the game.Benny pushed the children away, "It's fun!! Otherwise, you will be expelled from the army!!!"

Turning his head, Benny asked with hostility: "Hey, Ivan boy, you haven't talked to Donna recently!!"

Ivan nodded his arm and said, "Benny! They are going to destroy our fortress!!"

"God!!!" Benny hurriedly grabbed Ivan and led his troops to save his fortress, "Hey!! Go away!!!"

After driving away the enemy soldiers, Benny persisted: "Ask you, kid! Donna..."

"No, she never talked to me." Ai Fan replied truthfully, "You like Donna." He used an affirmative sentence.He thought of his father secretly asking himself if Uncle Blake had come to see his mother.Uncle Blake and Mom didn't even talk on the phone. Dad's memory is so good that he remembered his rival until now.

Benny blushed a little, "...what, what!! Anyway, I just can't understand the way she talks to you!! Hmph, you nerd!!"

"I'm not, I just like knowledge." Ai Fan said proudly, "You have to study hard, Benny, so that Donna will like you."

Benny stared at him dumbfounded.

"Okay, okay, maybe that's the case...but what should I do?"

"You can come to my house to study. If you don't know anything, ask my father. He knows everything. My mother will also make you delicious fruit pies." Ai Fan said seriously.

Evan has a good friend named Benny Stefan.

-----

I think Ivan has much better social skills than Sheldon! !I really deserve to have my genes... (Hey)

Compared with Sheldon, Evan understood from birth what it means to be considerate of others.What a little angel~

My lovely Evan.

Ivan's younger brother, Beck, was born when Ivan was four years old. Ivan's character is more like Sheldon, and Beck is more like me! !This surprised me so much! ! !

tbc

The author has something to say: added some content

There are still two buns~~~~ I also want to write about Howard, Leonard, Raj, and the buns~