[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

When Kado woke up, there was no light behind the curtains, and the whole room was still as dark as night.She opened her eyes and adjusted for a while, and gradually she was able to see clearly in the dark.

Sheldon next to him slept peacefully, breathing steadily.Compared to her casual sleeping position, he is the flagpole, the flagpole.But Kaduo was about to be taken away by him, and his sleeping posture became more and more upright.

== She thinks this is not a good sign.

Cardo pulled the pillow toward Sheldon, buried his head in Sheldon's neck, and took a deep breath.His body temperature is very high, it is really warm and comfortable to rub against him in winter!

It's all warm.

Shelton turned his head in a daze and rubbed Cardo's cheek.

However, what caused their married life to be less harmonious was.

Mr. Sheldon Lee Cooper is still on security after two years and two months of marriage...and he keeps his sex on a tight schedule!Unless you have accumulated too much, it is necessary to exercise physically and mentally; or, when his wife makes a big move... like a uniform or something...

Star League uniform. (great move)

Mrs. Cuddle Cooper is... hard to accept.She couldn't imagine how anyone wouldn't like children.Although there are indeed many DINK families in the United States...

No, I can't believe it at all!But the fact is that Cardo asked Penny and Leonard about the "close couple". Penny said "I don't want children until I have enough fun", Leonard said dotingly, "Everything is up to you." ...

And Bernadette and Howard didn't think so at all... They both said that there would be a child, but let's forget it now.

┑(￣Д￣)┍

She felt helpless.

After failing at the n+1th power of x's attempt not to take security measures, Kado bites him in frustration, earning Sheldon a harmless stare.Although it looks like a baby to her, she is still very upset :)

...Well, he still stared at her.

"Sheldon...let's talk...um...I want to know, you...why don't you want kids?"

"Uh... oh comeon, don't talk now, Kado!!"

Cardo shut up and stared at him!

"...you can call my name... don't say anything else..."

Sheldon's explanation for "not wanting a child" is: "I don't want a child - a stupid, crying, snot-nosed child - to share my family with. It's just fine now , What do you think about Kado?" Then she didn't care about her answer at all, "Oh, under my wise guidance, you will definitely understand."

Kaduo felt that his concept had been seriously distorted!It must have been caused by being bullied by children when I was a child!

... Poor Sheldon.Cardo stroked his arm pitifully.

Cardo decided to bring Sheldon into contact with the lovely children and change his mind.She also specifically asked which class the children were the least active! ==

When Sheldon came out in the disinfection room of the kindergarten, armed and tightly armed, she almost wanted to kick him back to 1990!This body is pale!These huge goggles!Is he doing an experiment?

"Oh, Cardo, it's impossible for you to be so ignorant of me!" Sheldon argued, "I'm a theoretical physicist, and I won't do experiments like lowly physicists like Leonard."

"...It seems that I still don't know you well enough..." Kado felt that he was insane, how could he think of bringing Sheldon to the kindergarten! !But Cardo has promised the principal to play games with the children ==

Alas, looking at Sheldon's situation... she felt hopeless.

After finally persuading Sheldon to take off his strange white coat, Kado wore the changed brown bear costume, and led "Giraffe" Sheldon into Class A with a few bounces.So many children!Cardo pretended to be ferocious while giving himself the roar of a brown bear.

"Wow~~" the children shouted in surprise.The brown bear suddenly became friendly, took out a handful of candies and started sending out!

This is from kindergarten...

"Yay!!!" Cheers!

The giraffe stood calmly and bewildered at the door...

The brown bear has become one with the children, and the joyful laughter filled the whole classroom...

The kids are so cute.Kaduo has been the king of kids since he was a child. Since this is a class with an average age of five, he immediately decided to take them to play cat and mouse!Surrounded by kids, she totally forgot about Sheldon ==

"Oh, boring games, boring joy." A tender voice sounded from the side of the giraffe.Shelton turned his head appreciatively. It was a blond boy with his arms folded, showing a serious (dismissive) expression.

"You think so too?" Sheldon felt that at least this group of stupid kids was more sensible and sober, and asked with the mood of "we can barely chat."

"Of course! I think this is a waste of our precious time. I wanted to stay at home and do Galileo's inclined plane experiment, but my mother insisted on letting me go to kindergarten. I don't know what happened to my mother. She thought I can play with this group of silly childish ghosts." The boy replied seriously.

Sheldon's expression immediately changed to "Friends!", and he said, "I've always thought so too. You know, we have to endure the ridicule and incomprehension of some fools in this world. As for the Galileo experiment, it's too childish. He just needs your patience not to watch Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends." He looks regretful.

The boy immediately showed a look of admiration: "I did it to prove my patience." He stretched out his fleshy paws, "My name is Johnny Wilson, you are so smart, sir."

"Oh, Sheldon Cooper." Sheldon readily accepted the compliment, shook his hand, and corrected, "It's not accurate to use the word 'smart' to describe me. My IQ minus 60 points almost."

"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed, and turned his eyes to the happy brown bear again, "Is that your assistant, Mr. Cooper? He doesn't look smart at all..."

"It's 'she', she is my wife." Shelton raised his eyebrows, "She is smart, but not to the point of 'genius'. But she is a genius in art and life." This is Shelton For the first time, Ton seriously praised Cardo.

Little Johnny looked very understanding, "I understand."

Sheldon and Johnny are discussing the butter cat paradox, "Assuming both laws are true, anything can happen. However, according to the above explanation, there must be some kind of energy to maintain the butter cat's constant state." state, otherwise it would violate the law of conservation of energy..."

Kado took off the brown bear hood, sweating, "Sheldon! Oh, you are chatting with him." She looked at the child with a smile, listened carefully for a while, and came to a conclusion: Sheldon would The type I like...

==

"Oh, Cardo, after this experience, I think some children are still very cute." Sheldon said seriously, "At least, they don't sling your head with a slingshot."

Cardo suddenly had an idea: Sheldon didn't want a child because he didn't want his child to feel the pain he had experienced?

She asked the question politely, and Sheldon looked "you're kidding me" and said, "It's their own person, I can't decide. Besides, I don't think being slingshotted by stupid people is a kind of thing." Painful, Jesus was still nailed to the gallows. Like Socrates, I was framed by some treacherous villains for revenge, and it is only natural."

Kado==

She still marveled at Sheldon's "enlightenment", so she asked, "So, even if our child's IQ is only 120, don't you care?"

Sheldon said in amazement: "Oh! That's impossible!! Although your genes are neutralized, their IQ can't catch up with mine, but they will definitely not be so low."

Kado==

"So... you've decided to have a baby, right?"

"Well, no, I mean I'm not going to implement security anymore..."

"Oh...it's okay, let's work hard together." ^_^ Elated Cardo.

"...Hmm." Sheldon felt a little regretful...does he really want to have a child to separate his family... (Hey, it's your child...)

The author has something to say: wait a long time, self-repentance.The next chapter is buns!

The article on Criminal Minds is being saved, but it is estimated that it will be published if it is not finished... I have never had the willpower to save the manuscript... [Kneeling]