[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

After dinner, I took dear Comrade Sheldon out to play.

The adult mother brought the fruit, and said kindly to Sheldon: "Sit down again? Eat some fruit and then play."

"No, I'll take him to Binjiang Avenue and Ancient Culture Street." Oh, Sheldon is really cute in the eyes of the elders.

Sheldon was putting on his overcoat, smiled obediently, and said, "Goodbye, uncle and aunt."

My mother smiled brightly, "Okay, goodbye." Then she turned to me, "Be careful and take good care of Sheldon."

I stood desolately in the wind... Mom, who is my own... I just came home...

My dad gave me the car keys and let me drive.Before he left, he patted me on the shoulder and gave me a few hundred dollars, "Buy something if you want to eat, come back after a long time, but remember to pay attention to hygiene."

I was very moved, but my dad still loved me, "Dad, no need, I have money..." Then he put the money back.

My dad pushed it away and said, "Buy more for Sheldon. You've been eating it for so many years. The main thing is to take good care of him. When you see places of interest, explain them to him. Take him to have fun."

I gave Sheldon a bitter look, "Oh, I made it."

My mother patted me, "Speak well."

(;_;) A thousand lines of tears...

Sheldon continued to pretend to be a good person, "Uncles and aunts, save money for gas. Save money for blessings."

"Okay, what a good boy. No, let Xiaoka pay." My mother cared for Sheldon like a spring breeze, and poked me when Sheldon was wearing a scarf, "Remember to pay, don't just let others take care of you! "

I raised my hands and swore, "Mom, I'm also good at taking care of people!" What I said... Isn't it that I have always taken care of Sheldon!Mom, you don't understand... (sad tone)

My mother said: "Come back to eat at night, ah. I will make pineapple porridge for you."

"Good drop."

Sheldon walked out with me obediently, stopped at the door, smiled with eyes wide open, and said, "It's very good to have a break from your house."

"What a polite child" is written in my mother's eyes.

As soon as I entered the elevator, Sheldon said to me immediately: "Oh! I really can't believe Howard's educational ability. I found that I don't know many words and expressions, so I can't express to Mrs. Xu that the draft makes me very tired. uncomfortable' this sentence."

== I knew he would!

I praised sadly: "You did a good job, Shelly, my parents like you very much."

"Well, it's obvious." Sheldon had an expression of "that's how it is", "I have to say, the elders always like me~"

...that's because you have an attraction that wants to be taken care of.Smiling, I stood on tiptoe and pinched his face, it was so smooth and tender, I couldn't tell he was 33 years old.

Sheldon's ears started to turn red, and he yelled, "Stop, Cardo!!!"

I took his hand and walked out to the parking lot, "Of course, Shelly. Let's go to Ancient Culture Street first?"

He nodded and educated me: "Well, pinching someone's face without authorization is a rude behavior. I hope you can improve it."

Oh, so ashamed.Immediately I said, "I'm sorry, Shelly." He smiled with satisfaction, and I continued, "That's fine with your permission, isn't it?"

"Wha...No!!" Shelton was very angry, and his mouth was tightly pursed.

Me: "Oh!!!" Then I opened the door and sat in.

After a while, Sheldon fastened his seat belt, leaned over and asked, "Are you angry?"

I also pursed my lips tightly and deliberately looked out the window.

Sheldon moved closer.

I tilt my head.

"Well, although I can't understand your anger, but..." he said, "I apologize to you, Cardo."

I turned to look at him, and he looked at me seriously.

I said, "Shelley, I apologize to you too," and smiled at him.

Sheldon: "Of course."

I slowly moved closer to him and wrapped my arms around his neck.He took a breath, "Oh, won't there be surveillance cameras here?"

... Shall we just kiss each other!What does it look like...

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I parked the car and took Sheldon to the gate of Ancient Culture Street.

The huge antique street gate, red bricks and green tiles, has ancient characteristics.Before entering the street, there are sellers of all kinds of snacks, cheap retro jewelry, calligraphy and paintings.

It's so lively!My eyes shine, and I haven't been here for several years.

Honestly speaking, there are really, really many people!Shelton turned pale when he saw it, "God, this is really a breeding ground for germs...can we go to the next stop?"

I don't think he would like it either.There are many interesting gadgets and curios inside, but Sheldon probably won't be interested in this...

"If you don't want to go, let's go to Quanyechang." I said to him, and bought a wooden hairpin with great interest.

Shelton stared straight at the crowded street, took a deep breath, and said firmly, "Well, I'm going to go in and take a look. This is a recommended attraction, so it should be worth a visit."

Are you really okay... Looks like you're going to pass out!

I pulled Sheldon down the street.He held his breath and carefully avoided pedestrians, his face pale as if he was about to lack oxygen.Sheldon is so tall, wouldn't it be a piece of cake to breathe fresh air!Have you considered my feelings?In order to play happily, I also wore flat shoes...

I told Sheldon about my pain, and he looked down at me in shock, felt his height again, and said in amazement, "Oh! That's true." He gave me a false touch Hair, "There, there... Given the difference between our brain sizes, you should need less oxygen than I do. So don't worry."

I:"……"

I squint.

Sheldon flinched, then glanced at something, "Oh, look...is this an eggbeater?" He picked up what looked like an eggbeater.

I was silent for a moment, then laughed until my stomach ached, "Egg beater? Comeon, it's a head massager!!"

Sheldon silently put it back.

We continue to walk in.Sheldon became interested and ran around in various stores curiously.

Poor me followed behind him, almost dizzy.

Soon, Shelton bought a clay figurine sheet and a painting of Yangliuqing.He was very excited, "Have you ever heard of the legend about Clay Figurine Zhang?"

"Of course!" I said.

"Oh, the story goes like this..." Sheldon gave me an uneasy look and started.

Me: "...==+"

Ancient Culture Street is very long, and there are many alleys, if you go around well, you won't be able to finish it all afternoon.

We walked half way and decided to go back.Of course, most of it was decided by me, Sheldon just followed me under the temptation of "If you don't go, you can't go to Quanyechang and comic shops"...

"WOW, look at this store?" Sheldon pointed to a storefront full of ethnic minority accessories, "Let's go and have a look."

I said, "Oh, Shirley, except for the local flavor, these things all come from one region."

"where?"

"Zhejiang Yiwu……"

So let's go!When I come back, I will take you to Yiwu when I have time...

The author has something to say: F*ck, knowledge is just forgotten when you don’t need it!People really want to have Sheldon's memory!cry dizzy

A moment of silence was observed for the firefighters and casualties who died in the Tanggu chemical plant explosion.

This incident happened yesterday, and many students who were close to each other heard the loud explosion.The disaster came too suddenly... sigh.