[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

In the evening, Sheldon had dinner at my house, and my parents looked at him with satisfaction and tenderness.His smartness and kindness have managed to capture their hearts... not jealous, I'm not jealous at all!I looked at him tenderly, too, satisfied to see Sheldon staring at me in horror.

"Kado, your expression is really strange." Sheldon looked at me, "I only saw this look when Raj looked at his full-length catwoman pillow."

Me: "..." I knew it was an illusion that I won - no one can be happy under Sheldon!

After dinner, my mother asked Sheldon to take a walk outside, and then sent him back to the hotel.I silently went to get the car keys under her eyes of "you must take good care of him for me".

Huh, Sheldon is so cute... If I told the seven dwarfs that, they would probably faint with laughter.

Sheldon said goodbye to my parents respectfully and politely, then, once outside, went back into tongue-in-cheek mode, sternly warning me not to make faces while he was eating.

"That will give me indigestion, Cardo." Sheldon said righteously, "I'll cheer up next time~"

I squinted at him and said, "Whoa, we're supposed to get divorced after that strikeout, right, Shelley?" If he said "yes" I'd dump him right here! !Take a taxi yourself!

Shelton silently looked away under my gaze, "Uh, I didn't think about it—in fact, the three strikes are just a warning. We must follow the highest code of conduct, love agreement and post-marital agreement."

Satisfied with his conclusion, he nodded and smiled at me.

Is there an agreement after marriage?

I also smiled at him, then pulled him to the parking lot, looked back at the road, "Well, well, now we took a walk, you should go back to the hotel."

"Hey!! You call it a 'walk'?" Sheldon said disapprovingly, "It's just a distance of less than 300 meters!"

"Oh yes, I rule | here I rule," I said, with a smile.

"You'll go to jail for political crimes, Cardo." Shelton gave me a glare and got into the car. "Your country didn't do that 100 years ago!"

I touched his cheek tenderly, and asked with a sneer: "Honey, why do you want to prepare a postnuptial agreement?"

"Hey!" Sheldon stared at me harmlessly, and said solemnly, "There is no relationship between the two. Your incomplete political concept cannot be applied to my wise and wise agreement!"

What thef*ck!

... Friends are exhausted.

I snorted, stepped on the accelerator, and drove forward.Sheldon screamed, "Oh God! I'm not wearing my seatbelt!"

When I got to the hotel, I took a deep breath and said, "Shelley, we have to talk."

"Oh, great, talk about the dangers of not wearing a seat belt? I'd love to."

I glared at him, "NO!"

I didn't figure it out at the time, so I forgot that I could talk while walking.Things after that are a little bit out of my control... orz

I went to his room with him and sat down face to face.Shelton's eyes drifted here and there, and finally fixed on the Superman cookie box he had just bought this afternoon.

"We have debated this issue countless times, Shelly. The agreement can't stipulate everything in life, why must it exist?" I tried to persuade, "You think, maybe because you think it must exist. In fact, it is unnecessary .Our principle is life, and everything is for life. Rules and regulations can't restrain it!"

I suddenly became a little excited.live, live!What is life?It is difficult to put the philosopher's principles into practice, so what should we do?

Sheldon asked in a daze, "Cado? There is some truth to what you said. After all, Penny's street smarts can occasionally wake me up...but you, what's wrong with you?"

What's wrong with me?Why are you crying?

I wiped my face, it was wet.so embarrassing...

Shelton lowered his head, glanced at me again, and said, "If it's my fault, I apologize to you. The agreement... I will consider... canceling it." He said the last words with difficulty.

I looked up at him in shock!What... Did Sheldon really say that?

"Shelly..." I moved to call his name, walked over to hug him, "You are so kind."

Sheldon sat on the couch and I sat on his lap.I said, "I just don't want our relationship to be so rigid...you can criticize me if I do something wrong."

"Really?" Sheldon looked at me suspiciously.I sat on his lap with my head exactly level with his.

"Of course!" I replied swearingly, and kissed the corner of his mouth.

"...Kado." Shelton stared at me, "I'm going to criticize you!"

I smiled and sat down.But... I narrowed my eyes, "What are you doing looking at your watch?"

"See if there's enough time... Oh, no!" Sheldon covered his mouth and covered his mouth, "I'm just afraid you're going home late."

... nonsense.I understood and laughed. "Oh, Shelly."

"It's not my fault." Sheldon stood up and pulled me towards the bathroom, "You made a strong hint."

"What!" I stared, "Shelly, you are framing me!"

Sheldon locked the bathroom door. "You've saved yourself a walk! Isn't that a hint?"

:( I was so pissed off then!

Shelton turned on the faucet in the bathroom, turned around, "Now I'm going to take off my clothes, I hope you don't look, Kado."

I didn't turn my head, but looked at him with a smile.In fact, I am also a little embarrassed.

Shelton stared down at me, "Kado!"

How embarrassing it was for him to take it off himself!I wrapped my arms around his waist and said on tiptoe, "Kiss me, Shelly."

Sheldon hesitated for a moment, then lowered his head and kissed me.He can't let go.Me too.But slowly it will get better.

He made me sit by the sink with my legs wrapped around his waist.Water vapor gradually filled the small space.

Finally we all made it to the baths.During a sprint, Sheldon suddenly said, "Cardo."

I hugged his neck tightly, squinted my eyes, and answered with difficulty: "Mmmmmm."

He seemed to be gritting his teeth, "I want...to tell you..."

"Shirley... what..." I snickered, with a bad intention, and clamped him.

"Oh!! Cardo, let go..."

"What the hell, Shelly? . . . Hey!"

Sheldon kept his head down.I'm burning hot thinking of that song... Burning, burning...

I feel like I'm burning too.

Sheldon hummed, and suddenly kissed my eyebrows, "I love you, Cardo."

I smiled and kissed his Adam's apple, chin and lips, then tears welled up in my eyes, "Shelley, I love you too."

He said it.He loves me.I suddenly buried myself in his neck and cried softly, it was true...

Sheldon kissed my forehead, "Kado...Kado..."

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After cleaning up and getting dressed, Kado fell asleep on the couch.Sheldon looked at his watch, it was eight thirty-five.She could sleep another 35 minutes.

He smiled and touched her hand, then her flushed cheek.Sheldon thinks Kado makes people happy, why is she so cute?

It’s weird.

He felt that he really shouldn't have quarreled with her before.How could he think she was worthless?Sheldon couldn't help but kiss her on the lips, what a cute Kado...it's really hard for him to compare her to a monkey now.In the original, there was no need to question this at all.

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Sheldon woke me up, and since I knew I couldn't stay the night, I woke up right away.

Sheldon said seriously: "Cado, I will give you 10 minutes, you can explain your advantages and your advantages over monkeys, so that I can rank you...Bytheway, I think you have a better chance of winning some~"

Wait... he said... a monkey? !

"Shelly!!!"

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