[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

We stopped at the hotel we had booked in Shelton.

Sheldon said to the lady at the front desk in Chinese: "Ni Hao, Wo and Ding are here..."

"Just speak English, Shelly," I said.

"Oh, you didn't say it earlier." Shelton said with a sigh of relief, "I booked a standard room, here is the check-in slip and receipt... Bytheway, I have some suggestions, such as a few too huge pillars at the door, It will give me a sense of oppression... and it is obvious that the pot of green radishes is about to wither. This is all related to the image of the hotel. Oh, you are welcome, I will continue to make suggestions."

Sheldon finished a long list in one breath, using very advanced vocabulary.I managed to keep up with his speaking speed, but the front desk lady smiled so hard that her face was a little stiff, and she could only say: "Thank you, sir."

If I had known it, I would have let him speak in Chinese... I think asking Sheldon to speak his mother tongue is destroying others.Fortunately, his Chinese is not so slippery.

Xiaoyi drove us to my community in the car.

"I won't go to see my uncle and aunt today," Xiaoyi said with a wink at me, "I'm watching you guys!"

Sheldon helped me pull the suitcase and walk into the elevator.He said, "Your friend is very nice. So, what's her name?"

...I told you already!I hold back, "Xiaoyi."

Sheldon nodded, "Oh."

"Aren't you nervous, Shelly?" I asked him. "Don't be nervous."

"Well, to be honest, it's nothing to be nervous about. It is said that the woman's mother is always happy to see a soninlaw (son-in-law)." Sheldon raised a finger, "And~ I think, my qualifications barely meet the 'good match' concept. So what’s the difference?”

"Character," I said.Smile to see Sheldon's answer.

"Wow." Sheldon raised his eyebrows, "There's nothing to say about this, I don't know if there is anyone with a better personality than me."

I was turned over by Lei, holding his arm and laughing.Sheldon frowned, "Hey, Cardo!!"

The elevator came to my floor.I stood up in a serious manner.

Sheldon pulled the case out of the elevator and stood with me. "Oh, left or right?"

I smiled and pulled him to the left and knocked on the door.

The door was quickly opened, and it was my mother.Her hair was very neatly combed, and she wore a smart dress and a string of pearls.So particular!

I kind of wanted to cry when I saw my mom, and wanted to give her a hug, but she looked straight over me and looked back, her eyes lit up, and she smiled brightly, "Welcome, Sheldon? Come in." "She must have practiced the name Sheldon a lot.Then my mother said to me: "Come on, come in."

囧 rz, as expected, soninlaw is more popular.

With a smile on his face (although it still looks a bit weird to me), Sheldon said to my mother word by word: "Aunt (four voices) hello." He specially checked the meeting etiquette...otherwise he would say " Mrs.Xu ==

"Okay, okay." My mother said, "No need to change shoes, it's okay, come in."

Poor I can only act as a translator.Sheldon said: "well, actually I don't have this idea... Besides, as long as Mrs. Xu speaks 'Mandarin', I can understand it."

Me: "Do as the Romans do, Shelly."

My dad stood in the living room and said, "Come on, Sheldon, sit down." My dad didn't say it as well as my mom did, and he said his name in a different way.

Sheldon seemed to be a little bit bound and sat down, smiled at my dad, and then at my mother, "Uncle (four voices) (four voices) Auntie is good."

My dad: "Okay. It's been a long time on the plane. Is the hotel booked?" Then he winked and asked me to translate.

Before I could speak, Shelton said, "Speaking honestly, it's two hours and four minutes. Oh, it's too late, Wan Li is drunk."

Pronounce it!Shocking!

Both my mom and dad were shocked - although they probably haven't figured out what it means yet.My mother asked, "Do you speak Chinese?"

==I think it is much better than the original!

"Yes, I had a cut with Howard years ago." Shelton winked at me secretly.

"...Seven years?" My dad asked, and then praised in dialect, "Young man is amazing!"

Sheldon didn't understand this sentence.He turned his head and stared at me, probably wanting me to translate, but he was too embarrassed to say it directly.

puff.I said, "My dad is complimenting you. He said you were amazing."

Sheldon: "Oh! Uncle Slant." Then he nodded with a very obedient smile.He stood up suddenly, "Well, the light in here hurts my eyes."

My mother was cutting fruit in the kitchen when Sheldon stood up suddenly, called me over to serve the fruit, and asked, "What's wrong?"

I explained, "Sheldon is more... about location. He's like that sometimes, I told you, a little innocuous little quirk."

She breathed a sigh of relief, "Huh... I was shocked." My mother poured tea again, and I quickly took the pot and poured it, "He looks very smart and handsome. He really learned Chinese seven years ago?"

"The IQ is not high enough for normal people." I pondered for a while, and then summed it up neatly.

"Fuck you." My mother smiled and punched me, and brought the fruit over.

Well, it seems that the mother is very satisfied.I happily brought the fruit to the living room, "Dad, eat the fruit." Then I took an apple and gnawed on it.

My dad was talking to Sheldon about the constant topic of his son-in-law—his job, but Sheldon's pronunciation was awful and he felt good about himself.I had to translate again.

...Uh, why does it feel like I'm just a translator.

"Come, eat some fruit." My dad said, "At noon, your mother made stewed pork ribs and sweet and sour fish. It's probably ready soon."

Shelton looked at the plate of fruit hesitantly, and finally took a pear carefully, holding it in his hand and refusing to eat it.

== I said to him, "Shelly?"

He turned his head to look at me, and silently began to gnaw.

My dad looked at me reproachfully.Oh my little heart, now even my dad has defected to Dr. Cooper's side!Feeling sad and happy at the same time, I took a bite of the apple.

Sheldon's charm is really high - but only for elders ==

At lunch, my mother wanted to pick up meat for Sheldon, and I said, "No need to pick up meat for him, Mom, Sheldon can eat it by himself."

Sheldon smiled obediently and nodded.He is quite good at pleasing my mother, look at this smiling face.

My mother said: "Hey, good. Take care of yourself and eat more."

Sheldon is good with chopsticks and picks up vegetables with ease.My parents exchanged glances, probably because I think I'm teaching well... I'm wrong, Sheldon's Chinese food night is indispensable every week, so if he can't use chopsticks, he won't be in the high IQ circle (( (o(*?▽?*)o))) Just kidding.

Sheldon said: "Cado, I remembered an interesting anecdote about Wuxi ribs..."

I smiled considerately: "Eat first." Let's keep the impression of a shy boy when we meet for the first time!Amitabha!

The author has something to say: more late, sorry

2015.8.12: Catching bugs.Son-in-law is soninlaw, daughter-in-law is daughter-in-law.Thank you gaga for reminding ^_^