[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Picking out Sheldon's outfit was a big deal.Although I have told my parents that Sheldon is a high-IQ physicist, and geniuses always have some innocuous little eccentricities, but I can't really let him wear a huge down jacket with his beloved short sleeves and long sleeves to meet them Bar? ! — My parents would think I brought home a college student.However, if you really wear too little, it will be very cold.Eastern China is not like Pasadena.

Smart I decided to learn from the detective Sherlock.

Shelton walked out of the house wearing a black suit and a black coat, and I said in amazement: "I am really amazing! You are more handsome than Sherlock!!" Sheldon So handsome, why is he so stylish! !This kind of clothes can still be worn by tall people!

"God, I feel like a joke...I wear this to meet your parents, won't they kick me out of your house?" Shelton looked uncomfortable, "Bytheway, please Don't compare me with Sherlock Holmes, he is just an unauthoritative figure who appeared in imitation of the original work, we are not comparable!!"

"Just wear it like this, Shelly." I looked at him like a maniac, "If you wear it like this every day, I can guarantee that the girls in Pasadena will fall in love with you." Then...they will definitely run away when I talk to him , so he is still mine!

Sheldon said indifferently: "Oh, what a boring consequence!"

He took off his coat and looked more upright in his suit.I looked at him flatteredly.Actually, I forgot that Sheldon is pretty handsome.

Sheldon was so awkward, tugged at his tie, and sat down beside me, "I don't understand why you don't like that white dress? I wore it to the prom!"

"That's over the top, Shelley." He did look like a prince in that one, but we weren't going to a drag ball.I leaned on his shoulder, feeling his breath, and said in a low voice, "We're going for five days..."

Sheldon said "hmm".

——I feel very excited that he can come to my hometown.

But Sheldon seems to think differently from me.

"Five days is a long time, and five days of separation can easily break the biological laws that we have finally stabilized."

I looked up, "Huh?"

...biological laws?

Sheldon suddenly pursed his lips and looked at me with raised eyebrows.I couldn't figure it out, "We are not separated, you can see me every day."

"Oh, it wasn't that night, was it?"

I froze for a moment, then suddenly laughed.I see.

After the first time on the trip, Sheldon came to my apartment every night (Howard and Raj tried to eavesdrop, caught by the sharp-eyed Sheldon), sometimes several times.It took about two weeks for his freshness to pass, and he kept coming upstairs 4 days a week (Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday).And these five days he stayed in a hotel, we couldn't be together at night.

Sheldon stood up abruptly, "You don't understand, sexual|desire also has certain rules..."

"I understand, Shelly." I sat him down and sat on his lap. "Of course I understand..."

Shelton's Adam's apple rolled up and down, "However, venting in advance will not help the next five days..."

"Oh, doesn't it help?" I whispered in his ear, blowing a breath slowly on purpose.Sheldon inhaled.

I stood up, smiled at him, and said, "I'm going back first. Go to bed late tonight, Shelly, or you'll be jet-lagged."

Sheldon yelled behind me, "Hey!!" I was already laughing and running out.

When I got home, I waited patiently, reading the comics.

"Dong dong dong" "Kado?"

"Dong dong dong" "Kado..."

"Dong dong dong" "Kado!"

Opening the door, Shelton looked down at the floor, with an unnatural blush on his face, and said loudly, "I think that's useful~"

Pfft, quite enthusiastic.I pulled him into the house and locked the door.Shelton suddenly took out the iPad and said seriously: "This is the pose Leonard shared with me. You can choose a few."

Me: "...I don't want to!!"

Shelton said, "So I'll pick? How about this one? ... and this one?? Oh! I guess it's good..."

I blushed and covered his mouth, "Stop talking!"

He grabbed my hand and started kissing, humming a tune I hadn't heard before.I thought he was blushing oddly.Moreover, he is really weird now!Is this still my lovely Shelly?

Sheldon then kissed me on the lips.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…

Sheldon opened his eyes and said excitedly: "Wine? No, what Howard gave me was orange juice...We're right here..."

Howard tricked him into drinking..."This is the couch!" He started kissing my face and eyebrows, I couldn't open my eyes, I could only blink in protest, "Go to bed, okay, Shelly?"

"Hmm~" Sheldon refused, trapping me in his arms.Now he's terribly strong!I tried to push him, but I couldn't push him, and my hand was on his chest, but he grabbed my hand to untie his belt... I also gradually entered the state, let's just be on the sofa on the sofa!Who is afraid of whom!He will definitely regret it tomorrow...

But drunk Sheldon is more wanton than I am.He made me sit on top of him, grabbing my waist and bobbing up and down.Sheldon was still wearing a suit, but he stripped me off.I felt it was unfair to lick and bite his Adam's apple.His waist was immediately grabbed down hard and heavily by him. I screamed, and Sheldon gasped heavily, "Oh ~ disobedient Kado!!" He picked up the belt that was thrown aside and threw me hands tied from behind.

Xie Er, who promised to have extremely poor coordination skills, why did he tie my hands together in an instant...

I was a little excited, but also a little scared, and said, "Shelly... umm!!..." When he hit it, my stomach was so sore that I couldn't stand it.

The booze made Sheldon look unreal...I buried my head in the crook of his neck, my whole body was unbearably hot, and my heart was beating violently.

Then Sheldon put me on the bed, and I struggled to get out, but he wouldn't let me.

From ten o'clock onwards, it was almost two o'clock in the end (I couldn't help but secretly slept for a while, Sheldon was so energetic), the goal of going to bed late was achieved, but I was really sleepy Hard to keep my eyes open... Sheldon is going to cry tomorrow, I think.

I was so sleepy that I fell asleep as soon as I closed my eyes.

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I was literally on the verge of crying the next day when I was shaken by Sheldon.Labor and management want to sleep!Nima what time is it now! !

"Kado, wake up, wake up..."

I managed to open my eyes, and was dragged up by Sheldon in a sleepy state, "Kado, last night...wasn't that a dream? What the hell is going on!!"

This terrified voice... Sheldon's hair was disheveled and he looked shocked.I'm tired, "You're drinking, dear Shelly, I can't control you at all... I want to sleep, okay? You go and comb your hair..." Fell to sleep...

"No, Cardo, don't sleep. You can sleep when you get on the plane in the afternoon, otherwise the twelve-hour jet lag won't make up for it." Sheldon insisted on pulling me up, "We, we need to tidy up the room ..."

I struggled to get up, it was so painful T..T.Then...then I was horrified by the scene in the room, and I lost all sleepiness.

What the hell!

Our clothes were all over the place, the pillows were thrown on the floor, the sheets were in a mess... omg, what we did yesterday... was way too much!

I lowered my head, on my body... I glared at Sheldon aggrieved and resentful, "Shelley." Sheldon opened his eyes innocently, and suddenly realized, "It's wine, I can't drink!"

Then... Then in the morning, we finished: tidying up the room, washing sheets, ironing clothes, checking luggage, etc.This time it was really too much... Who would have thought that the drunk Sheldon was so excited.

He said guiltily: "Oh, it's unimaginable that we can go to bed so late..."

Me: "...Don't drink alcohol in the future, Shelly." But it's fun to come here once in a while~(You're enough

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We fell asleep as soon as we got on the plane, and when we got off the plane, we slept for more than ten hours... I was really tired, but I felt refreshed when I got off the plane.Great, no jet lag!It's ten o'clock in the morning Beijing time, we just caught up on sleep, and we will definitely be able to last until night.

When I got off the plane, the sky was still white and miserable—this is basically the case in winter.The temperature is very low, and the breath we exhale turns into white gas.Shelton flinched, "Oh, it's cold, I'm going to wear a scarf." I helped him tie the scarf.He looked down at me, looking obedient and docile.Quiet Sheldon is so cute, he ruins everything when he speaks... 囧...

But I still like it.

When we entered the lobby, many girls were looking at Sheldon.I know he's handsome in this outfit, quietly carrying a backpack...but didn't you notice me with two bags and a suitcase? !

"It's quite handsome... Is the woman next to him his translator or assistant?"

"Keep your voice down! It's not necessarily true, it's okay to look good."

"Where can it be? Have you ever seen a girlfriend with big bags and suitcases?"

……Ha ha!

I smiled at the two little girls, and they quickly turned their faces away in embarrassment.Hmph, kid.

Sheldon bought a cup of blueberry yogurt and was sipping it, "Cado, I wonder if I can add a trip to the comic shop in tomorrow's plan? Although I never read Chinese comics, maybe I can find them." Some exciting figurines..."

I deliberately ignored him and walked forward with the box.

"Kado, hey!" Sheldon caught up with me puzzled, "What's wrong, why did you suddenly become so cold? With all due respect, this is not a good habit~"

"Shelley, does anyone let his girlfriend carry so many things?" I asked seriously.

"Um, this..." Sheldon said, "You're stronger than me?"

……Bye-Bye!

Sheldon paused, "Oh, I think I get it. You're implying that I'm fulfilling my boyfriend's obligation to help you pull the suitcase. It's my fault."

"It's not an obligation, it's just..." I said helplessly, "Well, social etiquette. If you don't do it, people might think we're not a couple."

"Oh~~" Sheldon said in a daze, pulling the suitcase from my hand, "I see."

We took two steps forward, and he said again: "But you have to admit, your strength is stronger than mine."

"...shut up, Sheldon."

Today Dou Xiaoyi picked us up by car.

I gave my old friend a bear hug and officially introduced Sheldon to her.Sheldon's attitude towards strangers remained unchanged, and Dou Xiaoyi was taken aback by his weird smile.He introduced himself solemnly: "hello, I'm Sheldon Cooper." Then he said in Chinese, "Heng Xing Ren Shi Ni~" Shelton turned his head and raised his eyebrows at me with satisfaction, understanding laugh.I laughed dryly, as long as you are happy.

"Hello, welcome to China!" She winked at me and said in Chinese, "It's so handsome!"

I proudly raised my head, "I don't even look at who picked the clothes~" ==

She opened the trunk and let us put our luggage.

"The first stop is to check in at the hotel."

Sheldon and I were sitting in the back row, and he was repeating the plan with great interest, "I will meet Cardo's parents at noon and have a pleasant lunch with them. In the afternoon, I will go to Ancient Culture Street (this is Sheldon's request) Yes, I’m really afraid that he’ll pass out or get separated from me...), if I have time, I’ll visit Quanyechang and buy some snacks that meet the hygienic standards... Oh, Kado, I reminded You, don't buy food at the food stalls on the side of the road! - Then, go back to Kado's house for dinner at night..."

I said, "Then you should at least try the Mahua and Goubuli buns, right?"

"Well... if I could spy in the back kitchen, I would," Sheldon said. "Tomorrow's plan..."

"Cado, I almost forgot, are you coming to the high school reunion tomorrow?" Xiaoyi patted her head and said, "Bring Sheldon."

I look at Sheldon, "Would you like to join, Shelly?"

Sheldon put away his notebook and said solemnly: "According to the love contract, I should attend certain occasions with the woman. The class reunion is also included, so I will go."

Xiaoyi asked messily, "Uh, wait, treaty?"

"Oh, that is an extremely effective treaty to maintain our emotional life and rhythm, drawn up by myself."

...== I said with a headache: "I thought it didn't exist anymore. Well, if it must exist, I hope its definition is: the 'innocuous' little fun in our relationship~"

Xiaoyi looked at us with "=口=" in the rearview mirror, "Wow... your love is so grand..."

Me: "Uh, yeah, you'll figure it out gradually..."

The car slowly entered the urban area, and the hotel Sheldon booked was also in Heping District, very close to my home.I took Sheldon's hand, looked out the window, and said to him, "This is my homeland."

A beautiful country.

"Oh, in fact, you should use 'hometown' instead of 'motherland' in this context, the range is more precise and subtle..."

"... Sheldon, just listen."

"Oh."

Xiaoyi laughed "puchi", "It's nothing, just keep going!"

... There is a Chinese girlfriend who speaks English very well, so worried, she heard everything.

The author has something to say: I will see my father-in-law and mother-in-law tomorrow~