[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I told my parents that I would bring Sheldon home for the New Year. The two of them were excited and nervous, and asked me "obscurely": "Is he the kind of foreign man who likes to solve problems with his fists?"

"Can you two be more straightforward?" I laughed so hard I couldn't hold my water glass, "Of course not! Sheldon is a very...gentle person." It was the first time I used "gentleness" in front of my parents. "The word is, uh, weird and a bit embarrassing.But he is really like this-of course, when the mouth is sprayed with poisonous juice...

My mother said: "Come on... Keka, you have to be careful. How long have you been with him, do you understand what kind of person he is?"

"A year," I said. "Of course I know what he's like. I've known him a long time, Mom."

My mother showed a gentle smile.She is no longer young, but I know that she will always love me.

I will always love her too, and I will always love my dad.

I've known Sheldon for a long time.I knew him when he didn't know me.

But when I first came into contact with him, I was really resistant to interacting with him-on the one hand, because I only saw his annoying side, but I couldn't always substitute my love for him into a real person; On the other hand, I am not sincere and good enough.

Slowly, I got to know him until I fell in love with him.

I called, "Shelly."

Shelton, who was frantically ticking off the list, stretched out a finger, "well, if there is nothing special—for example, your life is dying, please don't bother me. Even if you really have something to say, please Wait until everything returns to its place!!"

I smiled and went to help him.I read the item, and he ticked it.Soon we will be done.

Sheldon breathed a sigh of relief, wiped off his sweat, and asked, "What's the matter?"

I wrap my arms around his waist.I'm going to tell him how I feel about him now.

He would still freeze, but his voice could not help but soften and ask me: "...what's the matter?"

"I love you."

I said in a low voice and seriously.

I suddenly understood this kind of love. It broke away from the initial enthusiasm and joy, and now it has quieted down, becoming my responsibility and loyalty to him.I also demand that he must be loyal to me.This is the relationship between love and marriage.

"Uh, I know." Sheldon froze again, but just didn't look me in the eye.

I said, "Look at me."

He pursed his lips and looked at me, dodging from time to time.

"Now, what are you going to say?" I asked, "Do you love me, Sheldon Cooper?"

As if he couldn't take my sudden seriousness, he whispered, "I refuse to answer this hormonally haunted question, it has no eternal value at all!"

"Do you love me now?" I asked persistently.He will answer!He will give me a satisfactory answer.

"..." Shelton lowered his head, looked into my eyes, opened and closed his mouth many times, and finally whispered, "...I love you."

I know it's hard for him to say that.I looked at him encouragingly, watching him with tender eyes.As if inspired, he said it again: "well, I love you." He raised his eyebrows to indicate that I should continue.

"I love you too." I smiled and said.

He lowered his head slowly.I understood what he meant, and tiptoed slightly to meet his lips.

We kissed for a long time.Then Sheldon lifted me up and wrapped me around his waist.After a while he couldn't hold on anymore, so he had to sit on the bed.I moved away from his lips and looked down at him smiling.Sheldon said "Oh!" sheepishly, then lifted his head and kissed me deeper.

He didn't seem to be satisfied with a kiss, and his hands began to reach down.

"Lock the door..." I said in a daze.Sheldon held my head and pressed me against him.It was a long time before he went to lock the door of his room.

"Leonard...not coming back anytime soon..." he broke off, blushing.

The temperature of the room increased.He put me on the bed and I hugged him with a burning face.Sheldon gasped, "Let go, Cardo...I'm going to get |condoms..."

"Hmm..." I let go of him, my heart still beating fast.Soon, he came up to kiss me again, stroking behind my ear with his hand.

He kept saying "I love you" in a low voice and asked me to call him by his name.I hugged Sheldon tightly and called him softly in my drowsiness.But... Sheldon couldn't stand this kind of stimulation at all, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

he's mine.

I have to take my responsibility, respect him, understand him and love him.And he also needs to give the same sincerity.

"I will respect you..." I pressed against his lips and said dreamily, "I will understand you and love you..."

Sheldon repeated vaguely like a tongue: "I will respect...understand...love...you..."

"You...do you remember?" I gasped, kissing his forehead tremblingly.

Sheldon gritted his teeth and stopped, his face was extremely hot, pressing against my equally hot cheek. "I remember..." he said with difficulty.He hardly says anything to spoil the atmosphere at times like this, but I'm sure he will in the future == because right now he's pretty restrained.

But I accept his future changes.

He also asked me to turn around this time, propping up the bed with his hands.I blushed to death, and tremblingly asked him: "You, where did you learn it... don't..."

Sheldon's voice was also nervous, "Leonard shared it with me...and it's also on Google."

This position makes me very insecure and my senses are heightened.I finally sobbed and begged him, and he reached out and grabbed me again, still rushing forward.I felt like my arm was too weak to hold on until he stopped, holding me and panting.I cried and bit his mouth and face, he wrapped me in his arms, lowered his head and kissed the tears on my cheek little by little, and I slowly calmed down.

Sheldon's ears were very red, he turned his head away from me, as if he was looking for something to say, "We are leaving in three days."

I pinched him, pursed my lips and stared at him.Sheldon looked at me in bewilderment, then realized, "Oh, you need to listen to cat songs."

I laughed, and my anger disappeared instantly.I wasn't really angry at first, I just thought how could Sheldon be like this.

which kind?do i hate it ...I don't hate it.

I put my arms around his neck and said, "You sing, Shelly."

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The next day, Sheldon asked me to check his Chinese level.I couldn't stop laughing when I heard Sheldon confidently say it's nice to meet you as "Ken Hing Ren Shi Ni".

He stared and asked, "Am I not right?"

I said seriously: "Yes, of course." Then I hugged him and laughed.

Sheldon said, "Oh! Don't laugh!"

I said, "Of course, Shelly, you've said it well, at least I can understand it."

Shelton shook his head and expressed contempt for me, "Are you underestimating my ability? Even though my physics is already very good, my language talent can still leave you far behind!!!"

What?So I decided to tease him, leaned closer to his ear, and exhaled softly, "I, believe it~"

Sheldon shuddered violently, and his ears immediately turned red.He shrieked, "Kado!!!"

I comforted him with a smile, "It's okay, Shelly~"

He glared at me, "Yeah, you're 'ok'." Immediately I said, "Oh Shelly, sorry, you blow it back?"

Sheldon said coldly, "I will never lower my mind back to three years old like you."

I was addicted to playing, stuck out my tongue, rolled my eyes, and made faces at him.Shelton looked at the ceiling speechlessly, "Comeon, I also want to ask you some etiquette questions."

I returned to normal as soon as I heard it, sat down, and said seriously: "If there is anything you don't understand, I will explain it to you slowly."

Sheldon was clearly not prepared to ask me.He rolled out his whiteboard and began to draw a relationship diagram on it, "First your parents, then your grandparents, your maternal grandparents... How many uncles and aunts do you have? Where are your brothers and sisters?..."

I:"……"

"Oh, I have learned that Chinese women only need to meet their parents when they bring a boyfriend home for the first time, but then they have to appear in family gatherings one after another. So I must first understand your family relationship. Bytheway, I still remember you said When you meet your parents, you need to prepare some greetings, so~look!—the omnipotent Sheldon?" Sheldon took out an Apple bag from the restaurant as if by magic, "Inside is an iPadAir , recommended by Penny—I want to buy a few cans of milk powder, but she is very against it. I really can't understand." He shrugged.

"Petunia is right...but you are so kind, Sheldon." I said with a smile, "Although if you don't take it out today, I should drag you to buy it tomorrow."

Then I asked him, "How much?"

"I bought a 64G one, $686, isn't it cheaper?" He said in a daze, "I don't know much—maybe I should buy a 128G one?"

"Oh, Shelley, of course not," I said, "I'm actually going to buy you one."

Sheldon's monthly salary is nearly $[-], but he has absolutely no concept of money, and often spends hundreds of dollars on comics and toys.And I -- my salary is one-half of his ==...but I can also live well.And I'm going to get a raise recently! !This excites me.

Sheldon said, "Oh, that's right. Thank you for your kindness, but—look, I already bought it~"

Me: "==...you are awesome, Shelly."

Shelton put the bag back and said frankly: "Of course. I know more than that. The man is meeting his parents for the first time and cannot stay overnight at the woman's house - so I booked the hotel in advance." He tilted his head big eyes.It means he needs praise.

I smiled and kissed his chin, "God, is there a smarter man than Sheldon?"

Shelton raised his eyebrows in satisfaction, but pushed me away pretending to be serious, "Oh~ I'm spreading traditional Chinese knowledge to you now, please sit upright."

What, he popularized to me?I narrowed my eyes and stared at him, feeling Raj's feelings very well.Sheldon was cleaning the whiteboard, and said in a good mood: "Sit back, Kado~"

I immediately stepped forward and put my arms around his waist, and rubbed against him, "Mmm~ (Three times) Shelly!"

"Kado!!"

After teasing Sheldon again, I became in a good mood and dragged him around the room.Sheldon reluctantly followed me around and said, "With all due respect, I've been tired of this game since I was five!"

"Are you happy, Sheldon?"

"..."

I insisted, "Happy?"

Sheldon didn't answer, and I said to myself, "I'm happy. You're happy too, aren't you?"

"...yes," he said, "our relationship is about to be witnessed—even though we're still a little over a year away from getting married."

I said, "I love you, Shelly."

Sheldon, who had already said this, did not hesitate this time.He said, "I love you too, Cardo."

We kiss each other and look into each other's eyes.

"So, do you still want to listen to my popularization, Cardo?"

"……"I knew it……

The author has something to say: going back to China soon!I guess there will be a lot of jokes~

PS. I checked the information, and the salary of doctoral graduates in physics in the United States is more than 7000 US dollars. Shelton has been working for a long time, so nearly [-] US dollars should be no problem.Please let me know if I'm wrong.