[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

When I woke up, my head hurt a lot. I held my head for a while, and suddenly felt like someone was lying next to me.It frightened me, but when I turned around, I found Sheldon lying beside me, sleeping peacefully.The dim yellow light of the evening came in, making him look pure and kind.Leonard has a classic remark "I hope Sheldon never wakes up", I think it is still very valid. ==

But... Could it be that he and I just lay on the same bed and slept all afternoon?I looked at my watch, it was already five past six.I leaned closer to him, the eyelashes were long, probably because the light angle was too good, the eyelashes cast a shadow.No, I seem to have forgotten something.It always feels like... like Sheldon, kissed me?Well, maybe it was a dream!

But since Sheldon is asleep, it doesn't matter if I kiss him.With joy in my heart, I kissed his face lightly.

Sheldon suddenly opened his eyes and looked at me a little seriously.I smiled and explained: "I haven't used up all the kisses today."

"Actually... yes, that's right, it is indeed not used up."

He choked back after speaking halfway, smiling a little...falsely.Then Sheldon got off the bed and stretched pretentiously, "Well~~ I slept so comfortably. Oh, it's amazing, I came to your bed without knowing it."

"Do you think I'll believe it?" I raised my eyebrows.

"Won't……"

At this moment, I really want the domineering CEO of Cos to say: Oh, you are so cute, what should I do with you?

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The next day, I drove Leonard to the airport with Sheldon and Penny.Penny parked the car at the red line, and said goodbye to Leonard reluctantly.Sheldon fidgeted: "This is the red line, you should drive the car into the white line! Comeon, Penny, hurry up!!"

Petunia and Leonard wisely ignore him and continue to bid farewell affectionately.I had no choice but to comfort him: "It's okay, Shelly, the police won't be so unkind."

But Sheldon didn't feel any better.He poked his head out anxiously, "The policeman glanced at us. Leonard, I won't go to jail because of you. So, now, get out of the car."

Leonard has evolved to see Sheldon as nothing in these situations.He took out a small box, "I have a gift for you."

Shelton poked his head forward, looking for a spoiler.I immediately covered his mouth to save the scene.He looked at me sadly.

Then, then Penny said emotionally, "I love you."

Leonard replied: "I love you too."

Penny said "I love you"!Shocked and moved, I accidentally let go of the hand covering Sheldon's mouth.Penny and Leonard kissed affectionately... Sheldon poked his head out immediately and shouted: "Officer, we don't deal|drugs. They just love each other ehhhh!!"

The police officer didn't have such an idea at first, so he should be suspicious after being reminded like this, okay?

After seeing off Leonard, Penny and I decided to visit Raj at his house.Yesterday I was too drunk to remember, alas, poor Raj.I thought he had found his soul mate.

Sheldon said: "well, I won't waste my life on pointlessly comforting Raj. Even if he's just Ur, he's still strong..."

Penny threw him a book of children's fairy tales neatly, "Okay, then you can read the book."

We came to Raj's apartment door.Raj invited us in and started crying.Then he uttered a shocking message: "I haven't had a drink since last night!"

Me: "..." I slowly raised my head.

Petunia: "..." slowly raised her head.

Raj: "..." He slowly raised his head in surprise.

"Raj, you..."

"I should cry over this now..."

All three of us shed tears of emotion.Raj can talk to women now, so will he be far behind when he hooks up with a girl?

I excitedly broke the news to Sheldon.He also widened his eyes in surprise, "Oh, what a shock. I never thought he would have this day."

ok, shut up...

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In the evening, Raj told us about his tragic life with great interest.After listening for about half an hour (...), I ran away on the grounds that I had to take care of Sheldon's daily life.The other three women looked at me full of envy and hatred... I'm sorry, sisters, I will go ahead.

I pushed open the door and Sheldon was playing a game.He was very happy to see me and said, "You're here Kado. I want to drink iced lemonade."

I... dizzy.

But it's better to squeeze lemons for Sheldon than to listen to Raj's sad history.

I always feel weird when I squeeze lemon juice.Why did the kiss in my dream yesterday become more and more real now that I think about it?I looked up at Sheldon again, no, Sheldon took the initiative to kiss me once, maybe he had a brain twitch.But if he took the initiative twice, it is very likely that what is in Sheldon's body now is the soul of the time traveler...

I put the lemon juice in the freezer and said, "Let's chill for a while."

Sheldon said "Oh", "Thank you, Cardo."

I am getting more and more sensible... what is my mother's lament ==

Ten minutes later, I hand Sheldon the lemonade and sit down next to him.Sheldon took a few sips and concentrated on playing the game.

I thought the atmosphere was good, so I asked, "Shelly, did you... kiss me yesterday when I was sleeping?"

Sheldon was drinking, and when he heard my words, he squirted out a mouthful of lemonade!He panicked and said, "What? Of course not!!"

This action, this expression... I understand.

I laughed smugly, "My God, Sheldon Cooper, Sheldon Lee Cooper, you actually offered to kiss me?" It's unbelievable!He won't really be possessed by a time traveler, right?

Shelton turned his head fiercely, turned to look at me again, pursed his lips, his ears were a little red, "Stop talking!"

"Okay, I'll stop." I said with a smile, "Dear Shelly, today's kiss is useless."

He glared at me.

I leaned towards him.Sheldon didn't run away.

Today's kiss is not just a simple touch like before.At first I didn't want to think too deeply, I was afraid of scaring Sheldon, and I was also very nervous.But slowly, I felt like I was in a dream, with my eyes closed and around Sheldon's neck.And then...then I felt my mouth open and his tongue slipped involuntarily...we were both startled.

I stared at him wide-eyed, and he looked at me in astonishment.This, this, what should I do?

I closed my eyes resolutely and deepened the kiss...

When we stopped, I felt a mixture of excitement and embarrassment... Is this an insult to a pure child like Sheldon?Fuck what, Sheldon is 32 years old! !I am helping him! !

Sheldon touched the sofa, touched the computer, and finally said, "Hmm... Cardo, I didn't understand the meaning of kissing very well before."

I felt my face was very hot, "Yeah." Smacking my lips, this time it's lemon flavor...

The author has something to say: Kawen Kawen~exam exam~= update QAQ every other day

According to the outline, there are about five chapters left and it will be over.Alas, I am a little bit sad...