[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Mrs. Cooper stayed in Pasadena for three days and was about to return to Texas. Before leaving, she said: "Don't worry, I will go back and prepare the wedding present. God bless you."

I'm also a little bit sad, Mrs. Cooper is so kind, and the food she cooks is delicious. I've been stealing a lot these days...

Sheldon sighed, "Goodbye Mom. I love you."

"I love you too, honey." Sheldon bowed his head for Mrs. Cooper's kiss. "Get along well with Cardo, understand? Pray to God, if you don't, I'll take care of you. Goodbye, children. "

Several people said in unison, "Goodbye, Mrs. Cooper."

On the way back from the airport, Sheldon was a little downcast, "I miss my mom." After a pause, "Especially the borscht she made."

==As long as you are happy.

But then, another thing happened that made Sheldon very unhappy-Howard found a job for Leonard, and he wanted to join an expedition related to Stephen Hawking to go to the North Sea of ​​the Atlantic Ocean to simulate the fluid dynamics of black holes!Of course, I was super excited for Leonard when I heard the news, the four-month expedition to the North Sea of ​​the Atlantic Ocean, and also to study Hawking's theories... What a great opportunity.But Shelton demanded, solemnly and poignantly, that I join him.Well, I know you want to go too.

"Oh, how incomprehensible, Leonard, the unknown character in red in my heart, should go to such an event. Stephen Hawking's status in my heart is almost going to decline." Sheldon went on Lou came to think about it, "Three or four months, God, drifting in the cold and deep Arctic Ocean... Of course I want to go!"

"Howard went to space once, and Leonard is going to the North Sea. Next time, it's time for you, Shelly." I comforted, "Think about it, it's also very good to explore the primeval forest." Alright... But, I seem to have forgotten about Raj =. =

"Oh, thank you for your comfort, Cardo, you are really the Star Trek passerby cleaner in my mind."

"It turns out that I am such an image in your heart..."

"Yes, keep working hard, and one day you will be the head of the cleaners."

"I'm going to support Kawhi Leonard now."

"Hey!!"

Do not live by sin.

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In the evening, everyone decided to throw a practice party for Leonard.Sheldon poked at the meat on his plate and said, "Of course. We've got to have a farewell ceremony, so that when you die in the sea, we'll be relieved."

"Sheldon, honey, shut up," Penny said. "Raj, do you mean Lucy? Of course we want to see her."

I said, "Let her come to the party, we can get to know her."

"No, she will be very nervous to see you. So I thought—see you one by one, maybe she can adapt." Raj held up the beer bottle, "Leonard, how about meeting her?"

Leonard is such a good candidate, affable and unassuming.But Howard had an opinion, "hey, I thought I was your best friend."

"Of course you are, but your personality is too distinct."

"Auw." Howard accepted the evaluation frankly.

We have already heard about Raj's girlfriend Lucy.It was that time when he lied about going to the toilet and ended up dumping him... The two seem to be quite compatible.

Leonard said to me secretly after dinner: "Cado, you know, I'm going to be away for nearly three or four months, so you have to take good care of Sheldon...I mean, I'm afraid that he will be killed by someone. Assassination. Remember to protect him."

"Oh, Leonard, you are so kind to Sheldon. I'll take good care of him," I said.Leonard is really a good person, Sheldon has such a friend, what kind of virtues did he accumulate in his previous life...

"Well, if conditions permit, you can temporarily move into my house..."

"What?" Shelton turned his head keenly, "Do you mean to let Kado take your place? Oh, Leonard, Leonard, Leonard, Anonymous in Red and Passerby A Cleaner still have something Different." He stood nervously, as if he was afraid that I would say yes.

"We live upstairs and downstairs, so we don't have to worry about it. Sheldon can live by himself."

Sheldon was visibly relieved.

Although it is normal for Sheldon to be like this, I still have a little regret - not that I am sorry that I didn't live in!I'm a conservative -- shouldn't the hero be desperate and feigning nonchalance for the heroine to move in?

No no, how can I equate Sheldon with the normal hero! !

The day came for Leonard to practice, and the party started at noon.We all dressed very formally.Sheldon looked dapper in a green shirt and tie.I can't help admiring that people really depend on clothes, especially the attributes like Sheldon that can switch between humans and mantises at will!

It hasn't been long since the opening, and Lucy still hasn't come.Raj looked increasingly agitated, but repressed.Today, he finally took off the woolen vest that has remained unchanged for a century for Lucy, and his dickishness has faded away... he looks like a rich man.Raj was very moved after hearing this, and he grabbed my hand and said like crying: "As long as it has this effect." Sheldon coughed while holding a glass of milk, "Everyone, I want to say goodbye to my friend Leonard. Go far and say a few words. So, please listen carefully, and take away the hands that some people hold each other without any doubt."

Raj and I laughed and let go.Understandably Raj, he was so nervous.

Inspired by Penny, Sheldon issued a "sincere and beautiful" blessing against his conscience.And picked up the milk glass, said: "I propose, let us raise the glass (?), Cheers!"

I was holding a glass of fruit wine—fruit wine, it sounds like it has a low alcohol content, so I drank it all in one gulp.Everyone can question my drinking capacity, but not my boldness!

Just after drinking, Raj received a text message from Lucy.His expression became confused and lost.

Raj's BF - besrfriend - Howard asked, "Are you okay, Raj? What's going on?" He took the phone, "Uh, here, Raj..."

"Read it, it's all right."

Lucy couldn't bear to see so many strangers, so she hoped not to see Raj again.God, Raj is so pathetic.

I said, "Raj, don't be sad..." But I didn't know how to comfort him.What a shame!

And Lucy's fear, because I don't, can't understand it.How terrified do you have to be to react like this?It's scary just thinking about it.People who don't understand the fear of others will never understand.

Sheldon was also filled with righteous indignation, saying to Howard: "I don't envy you for going to space."

== Really enough.

The fruit wine tasted good, and it seemed to be low in alcohol (forgive my shallow knowledge of wine), so I drank a few more glasses.If Sheldon hadn't said that "women drink too much fruit wine before menstruation can cause excessive bleeding", I could drink a little more... Sheldon drinks with milk, and I drink with fruit wine.

After 10 minutes I was sober and thought the wine was good, not too sweet and sour.As a result, 10 minutes after I finished drinking, I got up to go to the toilet, my mind suddenly fainted, and I fell down on the sofa.

"Oh, Kado!!"

Raj screamed.

"Hey, hey, Kado, how are you?"

I raised my hand slowly, "...is there poison in the wine?" No, why is my head getting dizzy.

Bernadette said: "Uh, it should be that the fruit wine has too much stamina..."

Then I heard them arguing.

"Take Kado upstairs!"

"Sheldon, quickly pick up Cardo."

"Me? Well..." After a while, someone beside me was trying to hug me up, but... "No, the direction she's lying in is hard to do. Leonard, come here."

"Me? I'm the hero of the party..."

"Howard."

"Comeon, I'm as tall as her!"

"Raj... Forget it, you are a woman (Raj in Sheldon's mind is the female officer Ur)."

"Hey, how can you say that, I'm still sad!!"

Penny's voice, "Okay, nerds, get out of the way! Bernadette, Amy, roll up your sleeves with me."

Then, I was lifted upstairs with my arms and legs, and I was safely placed on the bed... Although I am proud of the female men, but... you are carrying pork! !My image! ! !

"Sheldon, stay with Cardo."

"Huh? Yes, as her boyfriend, I have to abide by the love contract."

"...Treasure her well, Sheldon, there are not many people who can endure you!"

A door slams.

Someone put the quilt over me and sat down next to me.

"Kado?" Like he poked me in the face.I vaguely thought it was Sheldon, so I answered and grabbed his hand.

"Oh, do you want to shake hands now, okay. There is only one chance." Sheldon's voice sounded.But I don't quite understand what it means.

His hands were cool and comfortable.I grabbed his hand and put it on my face, hoo, it's really cool.

"...Kado?" His voice hesitated.

I put his hand to my face and felt a little sleepy.But he didn't seem to have this idea, and kept talking: "Since we have already shaken hands, I decided to use today's kiss here."

After a long time, there was a sudden soft touch on the mouth.I subconsciously wrapped my arms around his neck and involuntarily deepened the kiss.I don't know what I'm doing, I just can't help it...

"Um!"

I'm so dizzy and want to sleep... My head hurts too.Smack your lips, it seems to smell like milk.

Suddenly something heavy fell on top of me and I nearly rolled my eyes.Then he moved next to me again.

Huh, the world is finally quiet.

He gently pushed me away, I shook my head in dissatisfaction, turned to get closer to him, and buried my head on his neck.His breath on top of my head made me feel warm and safe.The bed was soft, eyes were slightly opened, the sunlight outside the window only shone in a few rays from the cracks in the curtains.

"Would you like to hear cat songs, Kado?"

"Hmm... think..." I said vaguely.

I felt the vibration in his chest and slowly fell asleep to the singing.

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