[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

At 11:30 the next morning, Leonard, Sheldon, and I went to the airport to meet Mrs. Cooper.

Mrs. Cooper has short hair and wears a brown skirt and light green blouse.When she saw us, she put down her luggage, covered her heart with her hands, and said to Sheldon: "Oh, my dear Shelly, I always feel that you have grown taller again. When my mother found out that you were in love, the first thing The first thing is to thank God for giving you a girl who loves you, and the second thing is to book a plane ticket. My sweet little boy, you have finally grown up, oh..." She hugged Sheldon excitedly.Sheldon said helplessly: "Oh, Mom, I miss you very much. You also know that God will never have such abilities. He is just a fictional religious figure... Well, I'm sorry, Mom. "

Mrs. Cooper added, "It's nice to see you, Leonard. I think you and your little girlfriend are all right?"

Leonard helped Mrs. Cooper load the luggage into the car, "Yeah, Mrs. Cooper. It's nice to see you, too."

Then Mrs. Cooper turned her eyes to me, and interrupted just as I was about to open my mouth to say hello: "And—don't talk, honey, let me guess—you're the girl who loved Shirley, Cardo , right? What a cute and beautiful little Asian girl! Oh, you know, I always think you Asians are ten years younger than us. You can't imagine how happy I am, Cardo." Mrs. Cooper shook my hand, He whispered to me, "I know they said that Shelley would reproduce by mitosis. I almost believed it before...Fortunately, I have you, Cardo, God bless you!"

I looked at this kind and serious elder, and said in awe: "Nice to meet you, Mrs. Cooper...Actually, many people, uh, like Sheldon very much."

Mrs. Cooper shook her head knowingly, "Oh—girl, don't comfort me, I know what kind of virtue my son is. When Shirley was seven years old, the children planned to kill him together."

Me: "..." My God, Sheldon's life is so miserable! !poor child.

"But Xie managed to influence them with his bogus theories—" ("That's not, Mom! That's science!") "—and actually knocked them all out. You know, God brought Shelley has an astonishingly bright brain. In return, my other kids are dumb asses."

I take back my previous thoughts!

Sheldon opened the door to Mrs. Cooper and said, "For the thousand and one time, God doesn't have that power, Mom!"

"Well, you can't guarantee it." Mrs. Cooper said very calmly, and Sheldon bowed his head helplessly.She waved us over, "Come on, everyone get in the car. Cardo, Come here."

Mrs. Cooper and I sat in the backseat.Sheldon began to report to his mother about his recent achievements, including successfully discovering the potential of his assistant Alex and helping her become a less vulgar and ignorant person.Mrs. Cooper praised: "Oh, great, Shelly. Do you pray to God every day?"

"...No, mom."

"I knew it, Shelly, and I prayed for you by the way. Maybe it's not pious, but at least it can save you a little punishment." Mrs. Cooper said, "It suddenly occurred to me, Cardo, why don't you call He's 'Shelly'? I think you're close enough to call each other nicknames."

"Cado didn't call it that, Mom." Since Mrs. Cooper's arrival, Sheldon has obviously stroked his forehead more often.

The name Sheldon has been deeply engraved in my mind... I looked at Mrs. Cooper, she looked at me encouragingly, and said to Sheldon: "Shelley, you don't like this name, I don't like it. I know. But it's a nickname, okay? Cardo wants to call you by your nickname."

"... Shelly," I called.So embarrassing, why do you feel that the atmosphere is so strange ==

"...um." Well, I think Sheldon thinks so too.

"Well, there's a first time for everything, children," said Mrs. Cooper plainly.Leonard's schadenfreude smile can be clearly seen in the rearview mirror, please stop laughing...

Mrs. Cooper told me a lot about Sheldon's childhood, including how he accidentally killed his sister Missy's guinea pig and was chased by dogs all afternoon.

"Really? Ha...it's okay, thank... Shelly, there's nothing funny about it." Seeing Sheldon's aggrieved look, I had to hold back my laughter.The big boss who can really calm Sheldon finally came.

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Mrs. Cooper was patting Raj on the shoulder kindly and asking, "Still can't talk to me? Oh, you poor little Indian boy. You're still the chocolate boy, even if you're ten pounds fatter than you were two years ago." .”

Raj blinked his eyes wide, and showed a cute and slightly frightened smile that he hadn't shown in a long time.

Mrs. Cooper, alas, how should I put it, you have been deceived too deeply...

Then she looked at Howard and Bernadette again, "The first Jewish boy to marry, I really didn't think of it before. I once predicted that you would spend your life with Raj."

"Actually, this..."

"Oh, no need to explain, I understand your relationship." Mrs. Cooper waved her hand. "What do you want to eat, children? I see you haven't cooked yet."

It occurred to me that last night Sheldon bought some vegetables strangely...

"Mom, look, here are spinach, potatoes, carrots and beef, you can make borscht." Sheldon "accidentally" discovered the dishes "accidentally" placed on the kitchen chopping board, "You know how to cook Do it, Mom."

We don't even know what to say!

Sheldon said again: "Mom, I want to go out alone with Cardo for a while."

What is Sheldon going to do?But other people look at us with fiery eyes... Forget it, I guess he is going to buy a bunch of favorite dishes with me again.

"Of course, Shelly, you need a two-person world between lovers."

I don't think so...

Sheldon went down to the first floor, looked back vigilantly, and said, "Cado, I love my mother, but her religious beliefs are hard for me to accept. If she spreads some Christian knowledge to you, remember My words: We must firmly believe in the scientific concept of development.” His last sentence was still in Chinese, which sounded like “Let’s take a credit-building class and learn to punish and show off.”

It took me a long time to understand what he meant, and then I started laughing, "Sherry, comeon, I won't!"

Shelton let out an "oh" and said, "But I saw with my own eyes that she 'impacted' a lot of girls your age. Moreover, they are not outstanding in their careers and intellectually underdeveloped..."

"Hey!!"

"Well... at least you're better than them."

I finally got some discernment... I asked, "Are we going to hang out with Mrs. Cooper tomorrow? It seems like she's been here for a long time."

Sheldon said, "No, we're staying home."

"why?"

"Hmm~ She wants to stay with me at home. But you can go buy some vegetables for me tomorrow. I haven't had a meal made by my mother for a long time."

"..." I hate him a little, but it seems a little sad.I also thought of my mother.

I can't even tell what I'm thinking now.Am I going to stay in America?lifetime?

I asked Sheldon, "If we get married, will I live in America forever?"

Sheldon seemed to have never thought about this question, he was surprised: "Of course. Are you going back to China?"

no i just...

"I'm a little uneasy." I said with my head down.

Then Sheldon said understandingly: "Oh~ I understand. Your symptoms are very common, and anxiety before marriage is very easy to appear. At this time, I need to give you a humanitarian hug and a smile comfort."

Sheldon deliberately smiled, hugged me unnaturally, "there, there~"

I clutched Sheldon's T-shirt, a little moved, and wanted to cry.

"Don't get nervous too early, according to my plan, our wedding will have to wait at least two more years..."

"...What, why didn't you tell me!"

"I think I can plan these things very well. You shouldn't question my ability, my IQ is 60 points higher than yours!"

"..." Well, Sheldon didn't disrespect me.He...he just has a low EQ ==

Wait a minute... 60 points!

"Are you telling me I'm smart, Shelley?" I remember him saying that if he was "smart," his IQ would drop by 60 points!Oh I'm so excited!

"No, of course not, it's just a rhetorical technique. Oh, Cardo, Cardo, Cardo..." Sheldon shook his head helplessly.

Me: "..." Mrs. Cooper, if your son is killed by me here, please don't blame me!

"Oh! Look, this loving couple! Leonard, get your phone, I need to take a picture of this eternal scene..." Mrs. Cooper's voice sounded on the stairs.

"Here, Mrs. Cooper." Leonard handed it over instantly, "The camera mode has been turned on."

"Mom!!"

"Mrs. Cooper!!"

We immediately let go of our hands and each took a step back.

"Don't worry, Mrs. Cooper, I've already taken a picture. Just posted it on my facebook, you can go and have a look."

Who else... Howard!

"I have to say, my dear, if you are worried that this country will not accept you, don't be afraid. You will have the right of residence after you marry Shirley."

==I'm not feeling any better, Mrs. Cooper!

Leonard popped, "Well, Mrs. Cooper, we can't say this..."

"Oh, can't you say that too? I thought Cardo would feel a little more comforted..." Mrs. Cooper spread her hands, "Sorry, dear, I mean no harm."

Me: "Well, I know." Except for the regional discrimination that Mrs. Cooper didn't realize, I really like her QAQ!

"Mom, my borscht..." Sheldon reminded.

"Don't worry baby, God keeps everything in order. He's with you too."

Shelton lowered his head and muttered, "For the thousandth and second time—God doesn't have this ability!"

The author has something to say: I always feel that the career line cannot be expanded to write.This is another failure of this article.The first is that the beginning is too procrastinated.

It's almost the end!About another [-] to [-] words! !Writing meat cliff will be harmonized!Does any girl have a good way to provide it! QAQ