[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Time flies to the end of August.On a hot evening, I was happily eating the ice cream provided by Sheldon while I was resting, watching the Green Arrow being shown, and Shelton almost made me roll off the sofa without saying a word.

"Cado, my mother is coming tomorrow. The specific reason may be that I accidentally revealed the fact that we are in love on the phone." Shelton looked like he had nothing to do with himself, and sat at the computer desk very seriously. "She would love to see you."

I wiped off the ice cream that I accidentally rubbed on my nose, calm down, calm down, this day will always come.The impression that Shirley's mother is a devout Christian, but it seems to be a bit (hidden and well-intentioned) racial discrimination, but she didn't realize it.She doesn't disapprove of me because I'm not religious or I'm yellow, does she?No, NO!Mama Shirley is a great person!

I started thinking wildly.But Sheldon didn't feel nervous at all, and tapped the keyboard with his fingers flying, and said, "Kado, I want to eat your mushroom chicken rice bowl."

"Sheldon!" I automatically ignored his words and ran over, "What type of girl does Mrs. Cooper like?" Well, I know, it's me and Sheldon who are in love, but it's okay to know what my mother-in-law thinks in advance .

Sheldon looked up and thought for a moment, "Well, let me recall, her exact words were 'As long as it's a woman. But it's better not to be a transvestite, gay, bisexual, murderer, mentally retarded... No, it's still Forget it, as long as it's a woman'. I think you must meet this requirement, and you don't need to be nervous at all." He also showed a comforting smile, showing a few teeth like a bunny.

Me: == b not feeling very happy...

Sheldon persisted, "I want chicken rice with mushrooms, Cardo."

I said, "Follow me to the supermarket!"

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"Let's buy some potatoes, Kado. Did you know that they not only moisten the intestines, but also help metabolize cholesterol? Potatoes also contain eight essential amino acids for the human body, and are also high in calcium, magnesium, phosphorus, and potassium." Thank you Leton held a potato and said solemnly.

"Oh, we're not eating potatoes tonight. But get two if you want."

Sheldon pushed the car around and stopped beside a pile of radishes.

"Cado, let's buy some carrots. Carrots are rich in carotene, and 70% of the vitamin A needed by normal people comes from carotene."

"Buy some if you like, and I can make a cold dish."

"Hmm~ I'm going to save it until tomorrow."

"..." shrugged, as long as he didn't throw it around for fun.

Sheldon pushed the cart forward again, and said in false surprise:

"Oh, look, spinach. Kado, let's buy some spinach. Spinach is rich in iron, which can prevent iron deficiency anemia, and it is also good for women to eat spinach during menstruation."

I always find it weird, "Sheldon, I have to remind you, we don't buy shiitake mushrooms yet." So what is he buying these vegetables for?

Sheldon puts down the spinach and finds the shiitake mushrooms.Then said to me, "Shiitake mushrooms. Can we get spinach then?"

"Sheldon, I think you're weird." I squinted at him.

Sheldon put out his hand and gave me a fake push, "Of course not, Kado. Oh, look, chicken, let's go buy some, and buy some beef by the way..."

I've got to live with Sheldon's odd moments, and I'm used to it.I went up to push the cart with him. Anyway, Shelly is a good boy who doesn’t waste food. I will finish all the things I bought~

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Leonard is having dinner at Penny's tonight, so Sheldon and I can have a... er, negative romantic relationship.

I decisively changed the evening TV show time to Sheldon family popularization class.He sat down helplessly, puffed his face, and said: "I can't believe that there are people in the world who are interested in this!"

... If I am not interested in him, who cares how many people there are in his family.Should I still ask the salesman about his home situation?

From Sheldon's narration, I revisited his family history.Father George, mother Mary, brother George Jr., and sister Missy.George and Missy were all fools except him, and that was his own words.I think being too confident is also a kind of noface.And "they don't have the ability to appreciate the beauty of physics", he expressed his admiration for Leonard's mother without regret.

I said, "Okay, I get it! Let's change the subject." I don't want to hear Sheldon gossip about his brother and sister anymore...

Sheldon said happily: "Anyway, I look forward to seeing my mother. She will be very happy to see you, too."

It occurred to me that I hadn't told Mom and Dad about my relationship with Sheldon.You won't be taking Sheldon back next Spring Festival, right?Otherwise, it seems a bit too fast, will Sheldon be a little uncomfortable?

Just thinking of this, Shelton asked: "So, Cardo, when will you introduce me to your parents?"

Orz, Sheldon, do you have mind reading skills... He added, "Since we are destined to get married, why don't we meet sooner?"

I laughed, "Sheldon, are you proposing?"

"No, I was stating a fact. I thought you knew it!"

Why did Sheldon use this aggrieved and cute tone... "Sheldon, now I know. When do you want to meet?" Why did I agree so simply!

"How about next Spring Festival? It's the most important festival in China."

"Of course you can if you want," I said.

I suddenly wanted to hug him.

I did that too, right into Sheldon's arms!I'm going to do it!

Sheldon started yelling invariably: "Kado!!!"

I let go of my hand, and asked deliberately unfairly: "If there is no kiss, don't you even have a hug?"

Sheldon said: "Well, our relationship doesn't need these unnecessary physical touches to maintain. But... if you insist, we can have a hug every day."

"What about the kiss?" I asked.We haven't kissed since that date.

This is really not the way normal couples get along, children, don't imitate it!

Sheldon struggled for a long time before saying: "...Uh, we can kiss each other once in every major festival in the future."

"..."

... Friends are exhausted!

I recalled that date two months ago and said with a heartache: "Sheldon, you should learn more from Barry Kripke..."

"Why? You asked me not to learn from him that time. Are all women so changeable?" The last sentence was very soft, but hey, no matter how small the voice is, I can hear it right next to you, okay?

I said earnestly, "Sheldon, you can't pursue form in love."

"Form... Do you call the stable and regular intimate contact between us a form?" Shelton tilted his head and said puzzledly, "It's much better than those intimacy regardless of the occasion."

But are you sure this is in line with the laws of nature?

I compromised, "Okay, that's it. A hug every day, and a goodnight kiss."

"Hey!!" Shelton's eyes clearly said "You are taking advantage of the fire".

"Do you agree?"

"..." He didn't speak, but stared at the ground in confusion.

never mind.If you don't want to, forget it.I hugged Sheldon and said, "Good night, Sheldon, see you tomorrow."

—I don't want to embarrass Sheldon.

I don't feel tired, but feel that this is a small game every day.

"Kado..." Sheldon yelled as I was about to open the door.

"Ok?"

Sheldon came over suddenly, with a serious expression as if he was about to blow up a bunker.

"how……"

"I've decided, one kiss every day." After speaking resolutely, he pressed down, and kissed my lips with his lips, making a loud "pop".

I opened my eyes wide in surprise, feeling this extremely brief kiss.

Shelton straightened up immediately, pushed the door open before I could react, then pushed me out, and quickly closed the door.

"Good night, Cardo." Then I heard the sound of him running inside.

I touched my lips, and it took me a long time to realize that he actually kissed me! !God! ! !

The author has something to say: Tomorrow the eighth season of Big Bang returns! !super excited! ! ! ...although it has already been downloaded

More than a year of foreign restrictions!Finally saw the light of day! !Aww~~