[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Raj seems to be in love.He described to us in a nasty way his date with Lucy, the girl who released Raj's pigeons last time, in the library - romantic text messages, quiet atmosphere, mutual admiration... Amy said : "Oh, that sounds like two people with social phobia trying to warm each other up." So brilliant, we couldn't help clapping.Raj was annoyed, "No, of course it's not..." After thinking for a while, "Well, yes, it is."

"Dating is a customary ritual between couples. Through dating, they can increase their mutual affection, in fact, it will accelerate the secretion of adrenaline and dopamine." Shelton raised his voice.He was typing a work document on the computer, "Cado, at this time you will feel the rationality of the love contract."

The corners of my mouth twitched and I asked, "What's reasonable?"

Sheldon didn't even raise his head, "Oh~ dating only once a month can effectively maintain our relationship and will not affect each other's lives. Dating like Raj's way-do whatever you want, it's almost the same as that of primitive society Courtship is no different."

This is also an advantage!

However, Sheldon doesn't understand what "dating" is at all.He sets it up for the two to enjoy a candlelit dinner together, watch a movie that suits Sheldon's taste, and then engage in some physical intimacy.However, for Merlin's uncle, the physical contact is that he smiled and patted my shoulder, and then asked me to pat him on the shoulder.Forgive me for being wrong when I heard him say it for the first time, who told him to use words so ambiguous!

But "dating" does not need to go through the process.We stay together, or go out to a comic-con, and that's dating.

"Kado~ Don't forget, tomorrow night is date night! This will be our third date... Let me see... Wow, there is "World War Zombie" on the cinema block tomorrow night!" Shell Don said excitedly, "I'm sure we'll have a great night~"

I sat on the chair next to Sheldon and read a book, "Oh, great! I've always wanted to read it, will it be the same type as "Resident Evil"?" Sheldon raised his eyebrows, and then I was caught and popularized A pass through the similarities and similarities of the major zombie films.

"Well, "Resident Evil" focuses more on individual superpowers and combat effectiveness, while "The Walking Dead" is about group cooperation and human struggle... I don't know if you have seen "Shaun of the Dead". The appearance of the film depicts the social reality with black humor. As for "World War Zombie", let's classify it as a personal ability article."

"Thank you, Sheldon." ==

"You're welcome~&%￥#ФСЧΨ..."

"Sheldon, please speak English." What kind of language did you speak?

"I speak Klingon. It means: trust me, listen to me more, you will benefit a lot."

Me: "...well, I will."

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At four o'clock in the afternoon the next day, I started to prepare for the evening date. The appointment time with Sheldon was 06:30. I started so early because I had nothing to do.Although I also know that no matter how beautifully dressed, Sheldon will not praise me or something, but I just want to dress nicely for a date.It's already June, and the weather in Pasadena is so hot that I want to roll!So... I decided to wear a dress.

Why do you have to be so nervous to wear a skirt!I guess Sheldon wouldn't feel anything without his clothes on, right?Maybe tell me a piece of sophist Protagoras proclaimed that "man is the measure of everything", and comfort me not to mind the worldly perspective... == The more I think, the more boundless I am.

Do you want to wear high heels?wear it.Otherwise, it seems that there is no sense of CP with Sheldon.

Recalling the last two dates, the gossip team headed by Penny seemed to have unintentionally booked the same restaurant as us, and unintentionally booked the table closest to us.Don't think that I don't know what they want to do... But when we were eating in the restaurant, except for Sheldon who gave me lessons, I was the one who taught him traditional Chinese customs.Now that I think about it, I'm so kind that I didn't charge them tuition.

But this time, Petunia said sadly that she would not come to join in the fun again. She said that the first two times she seemed to be back in high school philosophy class, and the bald middle-aged teacher kept repeating "Socrates".I asked her why she repeated the word, and Penny thought for a moment, then said, "...well, because I remember the word, you know, about philosophy."

I wore a sleeveless dress that was three centimeters above the knee and pulled out a pair of high heels that were five centimeters high.It’s been a long time since I’ve dressed this formally, and my monthly date day is probably the only day I wear a dress.I often wear skirts in winter, but I don't want to wear them in summer...

Blake suddenly called and asked me if I had time to meet. He hoped that I could draw some posters full of Chinese characteristics for his restaurant for a fee.I asked him how long it would take, and he said it would not be long, about half an hour.

I looked at my watch. It was only a little past five o'clock, so there was plenty of time.So I made an appointment to meet him at the cafe downstairs.

"But," I said, "I can give you a friendly discount. It's almost the price of a coffee! My friend."

Evelyn smiled and said yes.

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Just as I was about to head downstairs for my appointment, Sheldon came back from get off work.When he found out that I was going to meet Eveli, his small, accusing eyes made me feel bad... But the relationship between us is as pure as snow!But Sheldon doesn't care.

"Then you ask him to come to your apartment."

"Huh?" What's wrong with Sheldon?

"...I will watch from the side!"

"Sheldon, I understand your concern, but you have to believe that I love you."

Shelton nodded in satisfaction, "Well, I know. But~ we still have to let him come home."

I squinted, what kind of medicine is sold in this kid's gourd?It would definitely not be as simple as asking him to climb the fifth floor.

"Sheldon, I have to tell you that Evely is a friend, and you have to be nice to him."

Sheldon snorted before saying, "Well, I see." After a pause, "Let him come here."

orz, a very persistent person.As expected of a theoretical physicist!

I solemnly said three nos to him: don't laugh at Evelyn's genes, don't hint at the impossibility between me and Evelyn, and don't feed him food with weird things in it.Under my stare, Shelton compromised and agreed one by one, and I called Evelyn.

He also pretended to be normal but deliberately sat in the exclusive seat, touching this, touching that, arms crossed for a while, knees tucked in for a while, like an ADHD patient.

If there is really any conspiracy... I look at him fiercely.When Sheldon met my gaze, he immediately turned his head away as if guilty.

... so uneasy.

I was sitting on the couch with Sheldon discussing plans for tonight, and he was telling me with gusto how much he was looking forward to World War Z, when Evelyn knocked on the door.

I was just about to get up and say "coming", when I was thrown down suddenly.

I was thrown on the sofa by Sheldon!I was so shocked that I didn't come up, I stared at him blankly, "Sheldon, you..."

Sheldon put his hands on my shoulders and put his mouth next to my ear.Now... what's the situation now?Sheldon is possessed?Wake up, Shelly! !Evelyn is still standing outside! !

Although this action is very handsome, is this still the cute and sloppy Sherry!My heart is about to jump out, okay?

Shelton whispered in my ear quickly, "Kado, I need the sound you make when you make a fuck."

"coitus? I don't understand what it means..." I put my hand on his chest, trying to push him away.Is Ifli forgotten?

His entire upper body was on top of me, it was really heavy, Sheldon is really not a stick type.

Sheldon's voice was very serious, "It's just... In layman's terms, it's called|bed sound..."

I:"……"

It turned out that he planned it this way...! !

"Evely, wait a minute!" I yelled, and shoved Sheldon hard.He looked at me with a disappointed "Oh".

I squeezed his face, "Of course not now, Sheldon." I don't know who he learned this from, it couldn't be Howard?

God, I was so nervous just now! !My heart is still beating non-stop...

His appearance is too lethal... Huh, don't look at it.

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Sheldon glared at us angrily as I spoke to Evelyn, little weeping eyes filled with anger.After Yi Fuli left, he said: "Oh, the annoying guy has finally left!" Then he pulled me over, briefly described the tradition of "one-to-one" in China, and said, "Although this is a society where men and women are equal , but I still hope to see such a little bit of tradition in you."

I pretended to be profound, "Oh~ it depends on whether you can keep my heart."

Sheldon looked up thoughtfully.

When we arrived at the restaurant, Shelton suddenly took a step forward, pulled out the chair for me, and smiled with obvious apple muscles, "Ladies first."

Startled, I sat down a little flattered.Is he going to start practicing?What is this sense of happiness?

Sheldon has already started to lecture on today's topic: the survival rate of civilians after the outbreak of zombies in China from the perspective of population density.I think China will have Tengchong and Heihe as the dividing line (population dividing line), the west is the survivor area, and the east is full of walking corpses... Will I be checked by the water meter, I am so afraid!

Sheldon appreciated my idea and told me he thought so too.So fake, so deliberate... Everyone knows this knowledge, have you learned geography in junior high school, okay?

Then we went to the cinema.Sheldon graciously bought me a Slurpee for the first time.I held it in my hand, and it felt really heavy.Sheldon is really freaking out today.

Sheldon put his hands on my shoulders and said stiffly, thinking it was natural, "Let's enter."

"Wait, Sheldon." I grabbed him and finally said what I've been wondering all along, "Who taught you this?"

Although Sheldon is cute like this, something is wrong! !

Sheldon breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Barry Kripke."

That wretched scientist with a weird accent? "Sheldon, don't learn from him in the future!"

Sheldon nodded, "I thought so too~ I practiced what he taught me, but it didn't work."

I took advantage of the darkness to approach him and said, "Because I like you, not his way."

Sheldon's eyes were soft and bright in the night.We're getting closer...

"NO!! Not this time!" Sheldon leaned back suddenly, and I almost fell, "The 'intimate contact' I imagined is a pure touch, not...not such an unhygienic act~! "

I glared at him! !

"Okay, okay!!!" I said, "But one day, you'll kiss me yourself!" The first few times I kissed him, it's not fair!I was rejected by him this time... I don't want to be like this in the future!

Sheldon muttered, "Oh~ I doubt it."

wait and see! !

The author has something to say: Well, it’s too late today.It should have said 'yesterday'.

Since the article was updated on the 21st, let's talk about some thoughts today.

This article was published on July 2013, 7, and it has been two years since today!Two years ago, I was not strong enough to write, and I often wrote until two or three o'clock in the morning.Later, when I went back to school, I became even more slack and stopped changing irresponsibly.

Thinking about it now, I was very immature at that time.People are growing up.

I will work harder! ! ! !Love you guys! ! !

Also, there is another chapter tonight!