[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Fast forward to the end of [-].Christmas lights are hung in the streets and alleys, and Christmas trees are placed one after another at the door of the store, with golden stars and bells hanging on them.However, the thing I am most excited and looking forward to is that Sheldon and I will go skiing in Aspen, Colorado!This suggestion was put forward by Sheldon (I really don’t know why he has a brain pumping to such a degree_(:з」∠)_), he said that although he hates outdoor sports, it is still necessary to experience skiing Charm.

Of course I have no objection.Because I often go skiing in Ji County in China, it is close to the price and close to the people.But... I looked at Sheldon maliciously and suggested, "Sheldon, I'm afraid you're going to fall off the piste."

Sheldon, who was sketching out the luggage item by item according to the list, was a little uneasy when he heard it, "Hmm~, will it?" I comforted him thoughtfully: "Okay, if you ask me to help you pack your luggage again, how about you?" With an expression that this is my honor, I will push you down if you don't fall down."

Sheldon came to his senses and stared at me.I smiled and said, "Okayokay, my luggage is already packed, it's okay to help you tidy it up."

He educated: "My luggage can make some preparations for our emergencies, and your luggage-sorry, it must be clothes and shoes, right?"

To a P.I said: "Honey, it's not like I haven't traveled before. At least I still remember to keep a small medicine cabinet." What kind of me did he think of me?Why do you think the grade is so low...

Shelton shrugged and looked at me helplessly, "I knew you didn't bring an oxygen tank!"

...who else would take this on a ski trip but you!There is a sense of sight of Sheldon like a lady with a small smelling salt bottle.

Originally, Sheldon wanted to go by train, but he didn't want to violate his "never go to the toilet on the train" rule.So I had to reluctantly fly.Shelton sat next to me, holding a small board with a list, and said: "Even if the accident rate of airplanes is one in [-], I still prefer trains. Because the steam engine represents the stepping forward of human beings to a higher civilization." , and retro and exquisite."

I couldn't help laughing, and turned to look at him.Sheldon's eyes gradually became a little straight, and I realized that we were too close.

Although I felt a little embarrassed, I didn't move away.Because I thought we were a couple and it was normal to be that close.

I said, "... Sheldon?" I was so nervous, what would he do?

Sheldon jerked back, putting distance between him and me.He got up in a hurry, and said in a pretentious manner: "Oh, I almost forgot to bring..." Then he walked away. Of course, I didn't hear what he forgot.

I shook my head a little disappointed.Sheldon couldn't be expected to adapt to intimacy so quickly.

I have to respect him.

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Christmas is the peak tourist season, but with Sheldon here, you don't have to worry about accommodation!He booked the room a month and a half in advance.I was ready for him to book two rooms but he said the best way to show we are a couple is to book a double room.A double room is a double room, it must be two beds!I thought so.

But Shelton kept it a secret for a month and a half, and finally the day before departure, he pretended to be walking and walked to the door of my apartment, and said to me: "Oh, Cardo, I forgot to tell you that the room I booked has only one bed. .”

By the time I realized the true meaning of his words, he had already run down.

Oh My God!What happened to Sheldon! !

A bed? ?

I feel a little dizzy and need to take a good break.

Meaning, Sheldon and I are going to sleep in the same bed for four days?sky……

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On the plane the next day, Sheldon started his lecture, interrupting my urge to check out the new comic.

"Aspen, a typical American ski town, faces the Los Angeles Mountains to the west. Aspen is also the capital of ski culture in the United States, divided into four places: Snowmass, Aspen Highlands, and Aspen Mountain And Buttermilk. We're both going to be on the beginners trail. For your safety, I won't let you go to the more difficult sections... Oh, please bring me a Coke, thank you." This is thank you It was the fourth time that Dunton troubled the stewardess. The first three times he asked for mineral water, fruit juice and black tea respectively.If I didn't see him drinking a little of each, I almost thought he was going to do a physics experiment.

"Okay, Sheldon." I rubbed my forehead, "What do you want so many drinks for?"

Sheldon asked back: "Oh~! Isn't that my right?"

Of course... the key is what you want to do...

But Sheldon seems to be collecting drinks on the plane... what a quirk ==

We finally got off the plane.Before getting off the plane, Shelton instructed me to prepare the down jacket in the backpack.Sure enough, it was much colder than Pasadena!This feeling is like flying from Guangdong to Beijing by plane...of course not to the extent of Harbin.

Then, he made a painful exception to take a taxi.When he expected to take a taxi from the resort to the airport after the trip, his eyes were red.He went to buy a pair of disposable gloves, put them on his hands, got into the car with an expression of "I'm going to faint", and seriously suggested to me: "Kado, I bought you a pair too. ...don't thank me. This place full of germs and viruses, oh..."

The driver said: "I'sorry, I've been in this environment all day."

"Oh, sorry for you," Sheldon said aggressively, staring.

I cleaned up the mess for him, "Shutup, Sheldon. Sorry, sir." Then I whispered in his ear, "Don't question other people's work conditions, okay, Sheldon?"

Sheldon mumbled, and said, "Well, I don't understand..." Then seeing me staring at him warningly, he changed his words, "OK...that's a s***."

This sentence, I am sure and definitely should I say to him on behalf of the people oppressed by Sheldon (the seven dwarfs headed by Leonard)! !

In the Christmas traffic jam, Sheldon became more and more anxious, his fingers rubbed each other unconsciously, and his face became paler and paler.I feel pitiful looking at it.

I felt very uncomfortable for him, so I reached out and patted his arm lightly and regularly.

He calmed down slowly and said, "Oh, Thankyou, Cardo."

After getting out of the car, Shelton couldn't stand still, and he supported me crookedly. I finally understood what "Qi Ruo You Xian" meant, "Quick, Kado, I want to find a place to sit down."

I quickly supported him more steadily and said to the driver, "Thank you, sir. Merry Christmas."

Sheldon also said: "Merry Christmas."

Everyone loves a festive atmosphere.The driver gave a thumbs up and said with a smile, "Merry Christmas, children."

Sheldon booked Aspen Ray and Resort, which is very close to the ski resort.He was carrying a very high mountaineering bag and a suitcase, and walked unsteadily towards the front desk. "The most important reason I booked this resort is that it has anti-slip mats in the bathtub..." Shelton's face turned pale, but he still wanted to talk to me, "Penny once suffered from anti-slip mats, and that was the same time, I have witnessed her amazing car of poor quality... Come on, Kado, I'm going to puke... The barf bag is in the outermost pocket of the backpack..."

Weak Shelly!I quickly find the vomit bag, and...

"vomit!!"

Alas, there is such a kind of people in the world who are not suitable for traveling!Helplessly and pitifully, I patted Sheldon on the back.I think it will be even worse when he skis tomorrow! !The eyes of passers-by were also terrified... I guess I have never seen someone who can vomit so hard.

I recall howard, Raj, and Leonard secretly said to me before leaving: "Kado, make sure to take a video of Sheldon slipping and screaming, this is our Christmas present!"

Really three bad friends! ==I helped the uncomfortable Sheldon into the room, and when I opened the door, there was a big soft leather bed, a coffee-colored sofa and a warm floor lamp in the room. Outside the huge floor-to-ceiling windows was the beautiful snow-capped mountains... I feel a little better It is a very popular resort indeed!The room is so beautiful.

I lay Sheldon on the bed and smiled and patted him on the arm.His breathing gradually stabilized, and his expression was not so uncomfortable.

I poured him a glass of water, held his back and fed him, "Drink slowly, Shelly. Oh, dear Shelly, do you want something to eat?"

Sheldon scowled and turned away from me, as if embarrassed.

I burst out laughing.He immediately glared at me wronged!It seems that because I vomited just now, my eyes are very red now.He said: "Kado!! I don't understand why you are happy when I am sad! The most poisonous woman's heart, it is true."

I raised my hands, "NO, you wronged me! Why am I happy? I think you are cute."

Sheldon resented: "'cute' is not a word to describe a man."

I put all the luggage together, took out the slippers from the cabinet, took off the thick down jacket, and said casually: "Yes, you are a man, so I should describe you as 'handsome'."

Shelton froze for a moment and said, "Well, no one has ever said that to me."

"Then I'll keep saying that from now on, Shelly. You're so handsome."

For the sake of his discomfort, I acted as a nanny and helped him take off his down jacket.The floor heating in the room is very comfortable.Shelton stared blankly at me helping him unzip it, until I took his down jacket aside, he said forcefully: "Oh, Cardo, I can take it off by myself. GOD, I'm just uncomfortable , but it doesn’t mean my hand is broken. Has your IQ dropped again?”

Squinting, "If you say that again, I'll beat you until you vomit!!"

He shut up.

I still didn't feel comfortable in the same room with him, so I sat on the couch and watched our itinerary.Shelton was busy checking whether the various facilities and instruments were complete and in good condition, and kept reminiscing about an experience he had when he was a teenager. A cockroach crawled out of the hotel that time, and he almost fell down.

Actually, I kind of want to laugh... hold back.

In the evening, we went to the restaurant for dinner.I ordered corn chowder, which was still drinkable, and another cheap spaghetti bolognese.Sheldon started his eternal mission-to make all kinds of weird requests to the waiter, such as adding bread and sausage to the borscht, and the sandwiches should be arranged in the order of "bread, cheese, lettuce".I just want to say that the waiters are so nice!Write down one by one in the notebook and show it to the chef.

After eating, Shelton said with satisfaction: "I really should let Penny come here to see what service attitude is!"

We went out again, there were many tourists, and there was a Christmas atmosphere everywhere.But I suddenly became nervous. I'm going to sleep in the same bed with Sheldon in a while?God, it's unbelievable to think about it! !

Back in the room, I'll take a shower first.During this period, I have been very uneasy. What will happen?Ah, I'm thinking too much... what else could happen?The two of us lay on the bed like dead bodies, spending the night peacefully...

Just thinking about it made me calmer.That's right, with Sheldon's EQ, what else could happen! !And I really didn't think about taking the initiative to that point.

Let nature take its course.

I put on my bathrobe and went out, and said to Sheldon, "Go and wash, Shelly."

He was sitting upright on the sofa reading comics, he let out an oh, and didn't look up at me.I went straight to the bed with the khaki quilt, and was a little confused: there was only one quilt, did I wear a little less?But you can't wear a bra when you sleep.

Forget it, never mind.Anyway, it was Sheldon who was sleeping next to me, not someone else.I lifted the quilt and said to him righteously: "Shelly, since you ordered a double bed, you can't ask me to sleep on the sofa or the floor! I'm going to sleep, and I have to go skiing tomorrow." Then I got in.Huh, such a comfortable bed, it makes people relax.

It's still not ten o'clock, and I usually can't sleep at this time.But today, after about 10 minutes, I felt drowsy, and I was about to fall asleep in a daze...

Suddenly, the sound of water with wide eyes was heard.It immediately occurred to me that Sheldon had finished his shower.I woke up suddenly.Is Sheldon going to bed too?

Now I don't feel sleepy at all, squinting at the bathroom door.

Sheldon came out in his beloved tea-colored nightgown.He silently put away the comics, turned off the bedside lamp and the lights in the corridor, leaving only one floor lamp, emitting a dim yellow light.

Sheldon came to the bed.I didn't know what to think, and suddenly closed my eyes.

"Kado, Kado, are you asleep?"

I turned my head, looked at Sheldon standing by the bed, and whispered, "Not yet."

Sheldon didn't seem to know what to do, he stood still and said, "well."

I took a deep breath, threw back a corner of the quilt, and said, "Sleep, Shelly."

He said: "Oh, yes, sleep!" He carefully went to the bed and covered the quilt.It was so far away from me that it didn't touch me at all.

I lay on my side and watched him, feeling my heart fill up bit by bit... Sheldon was lying with me, and I could hug him as soon as I reached out.

Sheldon also sneaked a glance at me, and immediately looked away when I met my eyes.

I reached out and hugged him.

His breathing became slow, and he didn't dare to express his breath, "...Kado, let go."

The atmosphere was □□□harmonious, and I said softly: "NO, Shelly. This is the mode that couples should have." My volume also decreased involuntarily, as if I was afraid of scaring him.Then slowly move towards him.

Then I didn't know anything, just hugged him like this, feeling his body temperature.It was so warm under the quilt, and I was snuggled up so close to him again... I felt so warm, I was about to fall asleep again.

Sheldon stroked the side of my face blankly, then stroked my chin, like teasing a kitten.I felt itchy and rubbed his hand.

"... Kado?"

"Huh?" I looked up at him with half-open eyes, and Sheldon's lips were very close to mine.I was a little sleepy, but I remembered that today's kiss was not used up, so I said, "Today's kiss..."

Then I kissed him on the mouth, and he said "uh", as if trying to push me away.I thought this would not work, I was so ashamed, so I hugged him even tighter.

Slowly, the kiss changed from the sucking touch of the lips to the direct entanglement of the tongue, and suddenly became intense.My mind is a little unclear, I can only follow Sheldon and my own feelings...

The author has something to say: To cute online review girl: This chapter is not below the neck, just a simple kiss, I know you will not click the red cross! !

Classmates, I want to say: Tomorrow night at 20:00, Naisha will be broadcast on time, and it will probably be locked soon, so watch it soon! ! ! [shh] [shh]

Integrity is broken...