[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Today is Saturday.I opened my eyes, looked at the light coming through the gap in the curtains, and suddenly realized that I was already with Sheldon.Thinking of this, I seem to have eaten honey, with a sweet smile all the time.

Sheldon came running to me too.I happily toasted him bread and buttered it.He finished eating with raised eyebrows, and then said awkwardly: "Okay~ the taste is not bad. Keep working hard."

I looked at his face in the sun, and suddenly had the urge to bite him.Especially the bridge of his nose, it's really high and straight, just take a bite or something... ah!What am I thinking!

I laughed innocently, trying to hypnotize myself.Sheldon blinked curiously, "Oh, Kado, your facial muscles are twitching."

... go away.I tried pinching his face, it felt so good!Tender!Sheldon seemed to be frightened, stared at me with wide eyes, and then said: "...Kado! You can't do this." I wanted to pinch again as if I was addicted, and Sheldon's ears were red, but Still pretending to look at me forcefully, "Stop!"

So cute Sheldon.I feel like I'm obsessed.But Sheldon still wanted to coax, so I took his hand and put it on my face and said, "I'm sorry, Sheldon, then you can pinch my face too." I was definitely not that serious before, I swear!But now it's like teasing him into an addiction.

Sheldon stared at me blankly without moving his hand away.His mouth was slightly opened, as if frozen.

I was fine at first, but when I saw his reaction, I suddenly felt ashamed as if I was belatedly aware of it.I asked softly, "...Sheldon?" Is this our kiss?Actually I'm not ready yet.

But Shelton withdrew his hand abruptly as if he had been electrocuted, turned his head away immediately, and said stiffly: "I remembered my purpose. I have already drawn up a love agreement, you can go through it. Let's make an agreement again. Revise."

I also breathed a sigh of relief.I'm not used to too fast feelings.

However, a love agreement?This guy really wrote it out!I took the document—the nest, it seemed thick—and said, "There's nothing in it like the stupid thing in the roommate agreement that 'you have to share superpowers with your roommates'?"

Sheldon disagreed: "Stupid~? It's not stupid at all! It..."

I said, "Okay, I'll see for myself!!" Stop it, or I won't be able to stop.

Then I turned to the first page, well, it's normal.Both parties in the relationship have written clearly, which is very Sheldon's style.Well, the "When Sheldon gets a minor injury like getting stuck in sawdust, Cardo has to help" is fine, of course I'll help him.

However, I knew it wouldn't be that simple.It appeared on the next page: "About handshake: A: when either party stands on the edge of a cliff and is about to fall to his death, B: any party who wins the Nobel Prize should receive a sincere handshake congratulations, C: any party in the There should be moral support (i.e. a handshake) for the flu shot.”

"No, Sheldon! Look at this, I can't agree." What's all this... Do you have to meet these three conditions to hold hands?It seems that I may never be able to hold Sheldon's little hand in my life.No, what is the tone of this wretched man! !It should be: Mom, I may not be able to get married if I am not a filial son...

Shelton took a closer look, looked at me for granted, and said, "Cado, I have to say that there is too much physical contact between us. So this article can effectively regulate our behavior."

"...Sheldon, I don't agree." How could it be possible to agree.Did I make a boyfriend or invite a fairy!

Shelton was very puzzled and said, "Why?" Then he seemed to have figured it out, and suddenly realized, "Oh~~I see, it is difficult for you to restrain the turbulence in your body. But, I hope you can do your best Restrain it as much as possible."

Then, there was an angry growl from my apartment, which managed to attract some of the 4A's.Howard seemed to be concerned, but in fact he asked for gossip: "Oh, I probably guessed that things are not going well with the house, right?"

Me: "...==! No. Howard, stop fantasizing!"

Shelton said aggrievedly: "I hope Cardo can restrain her sexual desire, but she not only doesn't understand, but is also very angry."

The eyes of everyone looking at me are red and fruity, "Beast!... But we are very sorry for you".Only Raj is different.His eyes are probably "beast!...but you can come to me"...==

Make me mad! !I tried to explain: "Hey, hey! Don't think about it. We're just talking about holding hands..."

But it feels like the description is getting darker and darker... Their eyes changed to "Don't explain, explaining is just covering up. We all understand".I was powerless, and turned my head to stare at Shelton!

Sheldon looked frightened, straightened his neck, looked left and right, and then blinked.

I really can't get angry.

I treat these unexpected guests to fruit.Suddenly I had a plan... I showed a smug smile at Xie Er.He bowed his head silently.Hey, what expression is this!How desolate and helpless...

After seeing it, Howard and Raj got together and said something secretly.Then looking at the two of us, we got together and laughed very wretchedly.

I couldn't help but make up my mind.But no matter what they are thinking, it is definitely not fair and just!

... the wretched otaku ==

While Sheldon went downstairs to get his game file, I gathered everyone together and shared my plan.They all expressed cooperation.

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In the evening, after a day of work, I went to 4A for dinner and to visit my "cute" boyfriend Sheldon.Once inside, I smiled and hugged Penny and Bernadette.Sheldon calmly divided the meal without looking at us.Then I shook hands with Leonard and Howard graciously for five seconds.Sheldon looked up at us, but said nothing.But I think his expression and his development towards "constipation"... I almost relented, but thinking about his stupid handshake rule, the reluctance disappeared immediately.I continued, shaking Raj's hand with a friendly smile, but just after a second, Sheldon stood up "suddenly", his facial muscles trembling strangely.

"Um, Sheldon, what's wrong?" I asked deliberately.

He closed his jaw as if he was choking, and his tangled expression was pitiful.Then Sheldon said stiffly and deliberately: "Oh~~It's nothing~ I just feel...you have too much physical contact with them, which will increase the infection rate of influenza. SARS is spread through sweat."

I stared and asked, "...so?"

"So~! You should not shake hands with anyone."

I can feel Sheldon is jealous and I don't want to!But his elm brain is not clear, so I can only make a bad plan... ==

I am not softhearted! "Oh, is it?" Then he picked up the lunch box and started eating.

During the meal, Sheldon kept looking at me and Raj beside me, and immediately looked away when I looked at him, pretending to be serious about eating.This guy!I leaned closer to him and said with a smile, "Sheldon..."

Shelton turned his head sensitively and asked, "...what's wrong?"

I didn't speak, just looked at him with a smile and then turned my head to continue eating.Sheldon was left alone to struggle...why, in fact, I just wanted to read what he had to say.

After dinner, I sat upright beside Sheldon, watching TV without squinting.Sheldon didn't care about that.It's me who cares... but I'll hold back, I don't want to be led by Sheldon - not even psychologically.

In fact, I really want to hold his hand... But why should I abide by this stupid agreement?

I'm going to let Sheldon compromise on his own.Otherwise he will be even more rampant.

Saying goodbye.Penny gave Leonard a sweet goodnight kiss, as did Bernadette and Howard.Sheldon was indifferent, pretending to be serious watching TV, but he glanced at me warily.

Hey, you better explain whether that look is anticipation or defense!

I said, "Raj."

Sheldon's voice sounded immediately, with panic and grievance, "Hey, Cardo!!!!"

...He was definitely thinking wrong.I shook hands with Raj and continued, "...good night."

After Leonard and Penny entered the room to sleep, Sheldon came up to me, leaned down, and said angrily, "Okay, you won~ The handshake terms in the love agreement can be modified as appropriate!"

I looked at him and asked: "...Adjust it as appropriate? I want to delete this one. Our relationship cannot be a formality."

Sheldon asked me cautiously, "Will you hit me if I don't agree?"

"No." I wanted to pinch his face again, "I will kiss you."

Sheldon's expression was between surprise and helplessness.I pretended to approach him with a squinting expression...

He took a step back immediately, blinking at me, "Okay, okay, delete this one!"

I stopped immediately, squeezed his face, and said, "Good night, Sheldon. See you tomorrow!"

To my surprise, Sheldon also reached out and squeezed my face.I was stunned, a trace of joy and sweetness spread from the bottom of my heart.

"...If this replaces the goodnight kiss, I think I can barely accept it." Shelton's eyes dodged, and the roots of his ears gradually turned red. How come I didn't find him so cute before! ! "Good night, Cardo."

I waved my hand with a smile, turned around and walked out of 4A.Take your time.Neither I nor Sheldon are fast-paced people...but compared to him, I should be sitting on a rocket!

I lay in bed and it occurred to me - it won't be a year before we have a chaste kiss, will we?

...Dad, Mom, I am very worried about whether you can hold your grandson.

But at least, I can hold Sheldon's hand in the future.

The author has something to say: show affection_(:з」∠)_ but I can’t write show affection

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This chapter was so painful to write!It is expected to show affection next time!Meat or something, I think about it, I'm afraid of being caught