[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy
Chapter 51
Sheldon, who was extremely skeptical of Penny's conclusion, decided to find another person for consultation.He thought of his lucky assistant—"lucky," or so Sheldon thought—Alex.She once analyzed the weird dream he had, and concluded that it was just a normal physiological phenomenon, and what Cardo said before going to bed had a certain impact on him.Sheldon was satisfied with the results of this analysis, so he decided to let Alex analyze it this time.
He called Alex and asked her to wait for him in the school cafeteria—because it was lunch time soon, and explained that there was an important person to hand over to her.Alex was as excited as ever.He shook his head helplessly, why is she so excited?Sheldon never thought that a small graduate student could help him academically.He can do every job himself.
Sheldon put the laptop in his bag, wrote a text message to Leonard explaining where he was going, and headed out.He walked up to Petunia's door, knocked on the door, and explained the purpose of his need for a driver, and managed to get Petunia to roll her eyes.
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Petunia clasped her hands together and said expectantly, "Sheldon, Comeon, I'll just listen and won't interrupt."
Sheldon put his hand on the strap of the satchel, "Um, I have serious doubts. Your previous performance is really unsatisfactory..."
"Sheldon!" Penny squinted threateningly.
"...Allright, you can listen in."
Petunia is well versed in how to get along with Sheldon: in certain circumstances, he takes both soft and hard things;Petunia, the queen of corn who has been a good man, made a very old-fashioned victory gesture at the moment Sheldon turned around.
When Sheldon and Penny arrived at the Caltech cafeteria, Alex was already sitting at a table waiting.Their eyes met, and Penny stared: It was the assistant who was interested in Leonard!Leonard is still secretly happy...
Her vigilance soared!However, Sheldon, who also knew about it, was very calm, and explained to the two people very considerately, "Oh! I believe that my assistant Alex's fascination with Leonard is just a momentary confusion. After all, he is just a small experimental physicist. So, Penny, please sit down and don't worry about 'will she take Leonard away'."
Petunia: "...Well, nice to meet you, Alex..." What the hell is Sheldon talking about? !
Alex: "...I'm glad to meet you too, Penny." If Dr. Cooper still assigns her some unknown jobs this time, she might as well give up this assistant position...
"Penny, you don't have a school meal card, so you can't eat here. But, okay, I'll lend you mine once." Sheldon said quite generously, "Alex, you can first Read my notes so you can help me better in the future."
Alex was very excited after hearing this.She guessed that Dr. Cooper was really going to give her an academic assignment!This beautiful, generous and intelligent assistant took Dr. Cooper's notebook with sincerity, and opened it with sincerity...
...The whole article is "the confession of a boy who just fell in love".
Alex had an expression of "you're just kidding me again", thinking: She still has to give up...
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Shelton sat down with the dinner plate and asked, "Oh, Alex, what do you think? As you can see, Penny thinks I'm in love with Cardo. But I don't think it's in my genes to be like that." madness."
Alex calmed down and replied seriously: "Dr. Cooper, although my emotional experience is not as rich as Penny's, I have to point out that this kind of emotion - possessive desire, mood change - all suggest that you are interested in Miss Xu's feelings. I don't think you have a similar situation in your life, right?"
Sheldon opened his eyes wide in thought, then replied, "Well...NO."
"Then that's the obvious thing, Dr. Cooper. I understand you've never been through it, so it's confusing to be faced with such a question." Alex answered him as objectively as possible.Of course, her way of thinking and answering objects are obviously not suitable for romantic answers, "but we can assume that your genes can indeed discern who is the most beneficial candidate for the cultivation of the next generation. If this is the case, you are in love with Miss Xu, doesn't this prove that she is the candidate? If you don't mean 'love', Mr. Cooper, I don't understand what love is."
Sheldon straightened up, pondering her words.After a long time, he said slowly: "...I seem to understand."
Sheldon stood up suddenly, and said in a surprised tone: "Yes, I understand! You are right, Alex, my genes can't be wrong! Maybe Kado's IQ is far inferior to mine, but it doesn't matter Means that we will not have a good next generation. My genes can make up for her lack of intelligence. And she-Oh, I think she is a cautious, self-reliant and righteous woman. In my association with her, I found that Our personalities are very compatible. She can complete the personality of the next generation. That's it, that's it..."
Petunia also became excited, "Yes! You finally understand, Sheldon, that's it! Now, go and get Kado back! Call her immediately!"
Sheldon looked at her in confusion, "...Get it back?"
"She said she will have a good talk with you when she comes back, you must seize the opportunity!" Petunia said seriously, "Tell her you love her."
Sheldon didn't know why she flinched a bit, "...Does it have to be said? Since she knows she loves me, she will tell me first."
"Sheldon!! You have to take the initiative! Look at the note Kado left for you, she won't love you when she comes back!——she won't say anything after she comes back! Maybe Evelyn Blake took advantage of it ..."
Sheldon stared, feeling that he couldn't wait any longer.
He opened his mouth and finally said, "Thank you, Penny and Alex."
"Oh, it's okay, Sheldon!"
"You're welcome, Dr. Cooper, this is what I should do." Alex said, "However, I rejected invitations from many universities to come here as your assistant, and I don't want to only conduct research on these things. I'm also a physicist, Dr. Cooper. If you can't give me some academic assignments, then maybe I'm leaving this position."
Sheldon was shocked, "Oh! I didn't expect you to say that. But if you insist..."
Alex spread his hands, "Allright, Dr. Cooper..."
"...I will consider assigning you tasks related to my subject research."
Alex stared wide-eyed, and said incoherently: "Thank you, Dr. Cooper! I will make good preparations, and you can notify me at any time."
Sheldon nodded and waved to Penny, "Comeon~ let's go back. I need to think about it..."
The author has something to say: the outline listed is not detailed, so the general text will be written, and the detailed outline will be listed in the future
Plus there are about 6 to 8 words in the extra episode.August should be over.
He called Alex and asked her to wait for him in the school cafeteria—because it was lunch time soon, and explained that there was an important person to hand over to her.Alex was as excited as ever.He shook his head helplessly, why is she so excited?Sheldon never thought that a small graduate student could help him academically.He can do every job himself.
Sheldon put the laptop in his bag, wrote a text message to Leonard explaining where he was going, and headed out.He walked up to Petunia's door, knocked on the door, and explained the purpose of his need for a driver, and managed to get Petunia to roll her eyes.
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Petunia clasped her hands together and said expectantly, "Sheldon, Comeon, I'll just listen and won't interrupt."
Sheldon put his hand on the strap of the satchel, "Um, I have serious doubts. Your previous performance is really unsatisfactory..."
"Sheldon!" Penny squinted threateningly.
"...Allright, you can listen in."
Petunia is well versed in how to get along with Sheldon: in certain circumstances, he takes both soft and hard things;Petunia, the queen of corn who has been a good man, made a very old-fashioned victory gesture at the moment Sheldon turned around.
When Sheldon and Penny arrived at the Caltech cafeteria, Alex was already sitting at a table waiting.Their eyes met, and Penny stared: It was the assistant who was interested in Leonard!Leonard is still secretly happy...
Her vigilance soared!However, Sheldon, who also knew about it, was very calm, and explained to the two people very considerately, "Oh! I believe that my assistant Alex's fascination with Leonard is just a momentary confusion. After all, he is just a small experimental physicist. So, Penny, please sit down and don't worry about 'will she take Leonard away'."
Petunia: "...Well, nice to meet you, Alex..." What the hell is Sheldon talking about? !
Alex: "...I'm glad to meet you too, Penny." If Dr. Cooper still assigns her some unknown jobs this time, she might as well give up this assistant position...
"Penny, you don't have a school meal card, so you can't eat here. But, okay, I'll lend you mine once." Sheldon said quite generously, "Alex, you can first Read my notes so you can help me better in the future."
Alex was very excited after hearing this.She guessed that Dr. Cooper was really going to give her an academic assignment!This beautiful, generous and intelligent assistant took Dr. Cooper's notebook with sincerity, and opened it with sincerity...
...The whole article is "the confession of a boy who just fell in love".
Alex had an expression of "you're just kidding me again", thinking: She still has to give up...
----------
Shelton sat down with the dinner plate and asked, "Oh, Alex, what do you think? As you can see, Penny thinks I'm in love with Cardo. But I don't think it's in my genes to be like that." madness."
Alex calmed down and replied seriously: "Dr. Cooper, although my emotional experience is not as rich as Penny's, I have to point out that this kind of emotion - possessive desire, mood change - all suggest that you are interested in Miss Xu's feelings. I don't think you have a similar situation in your life, right?"
Sheldon opened his eyes wide in thought, then replied, "Well...NO."
"Then that's the obvious thing, Dr. Cooper. I understand you've never been through it, so it's confusing to be faced with such a question." Alex answered him as objectively as possible.Of course, her way of thinking and answering objects are obviously not suitable for romantic answers, "but we can assume that your genes can indeed discern who is the most beneficial candidate for the cultivation of the next generation. If this is the case, you are in love with Miss Xu, doesn't this prove that she is the candidate? If you don't mean 'love', Mr. Cooper, I don't understand what love is."
Sheldon straightened up, pondering her words.After a long time, he said slowly: "...I seem to understand."
Sheldon stood up suddenly, and said in a surprised tone: "Yes, I understand! You are right, Alex, my genes can't be wrong! Maybe Kado's IQ is far inferior to mine, but it doesn't matter Means that we will not have a good next generation. My genes can make up for her lack of intelligence. And she-Oh, I think she is a cautious, self-reliant and righteous woman. In my association with her, I found that Our personalities are very compatible. She can complete the personality of the next generation. That's it, that's it..."
Petunia also became excited, "Yes! You finally understand, Sheldon, that's it! Now, go and get Kado back! Call her immediately!"
Sheldon looked at her in confusion, "...Get it back?"
"She said she will have a good talk with you when she comes back, you must seize the opportunity!" Petunia said seriously, "Tell her you love her."
Sheldon didn't know why she flinched a bit, "...Does it have to be said? Since she knows she loves me, she will tell me first."
"Sheldon!! You have to take the initiative! Look at the note Kado left for you, she won't love you when she comes back!——she won't say anything after she comes back! Maybe Evelyn Blake took advantage of it ..."
Sheldon stared, feeling that he couldn't wait any longer.
He opened his mouth and finally said, "Thank you, Penny and Alex."
"Oh, it's okay, Sheldon!"
"You're welcome, Dr. Cooper, this is what I should do." Alex said, "However, I rejected invitations from many universities to come here as your assistant, and I don't want to only conduct research on these things. I'm also a physicist, Dr. Cooper. If you can't give me some academic assignments, then maybe I'm leaving this position."
Sheldon was shocked, "Oh! I didn't expect you to say that. But if you insist..."
Alex spread his hands, "Allright, Dr. Cooper..."
"...I will consider assigning you tasks related to my subject research."
Alex stared wide-eyed, and said incoherently: "Thank you, Dr. Cooper! I will make good preparations, and you can notify me at any time."
Sheldon nodded and waved to Penny, "Comeon~ let's go back. I need to think about it..."
The author has something to say: the outline listed is not detailed, so the general text will be written, and the detailed outline will be listed in the future
Plus there are about 6 to 8 words in the extra episode.August should be over.
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