[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Sheldon Lee Cooper, 32 years old, has 0 crushes, 0 loves, an IQ of 187, and a garbled EQ (but slightly higher than a robot by visual inspection).

At this moment, he was sitting in his exclusive seat, trying to solve a problem comparable to Fermat's conjecture.This problem seems to have a biochemical attack, which can invade a person's spirit and make him feel anxious, bored, and when he sees a certain person walking with other men, he will have symptoms such as accelerated secretion of adrenal glands, irritability and sensitivity, and attempts to put that person together. The situation where men are quick to deal with it appears.Sheldon Lee Cooper classifies it as yet another major dilemma in his life, the last one arose when he accidentally burned Missy's beloved guinea pig to death in a CT scanner.

On the note left by Cardo, the word "love" made Sheldon feel very familiar and strange.His mother used to say to him, "I love you." Or, "You gotta love your daddy, little George and Missy, and of course your grandparents and grandparents." Or, "God loves everyone. , especially love you, Shelly." However, he subconsciously felt that what Kado said was different from what his mother said... This word made him feel a little bit... No, GOD, it was very happy!And she said that when she came back she no longer loved him, which made him feel uneasy and depressed.Sheldon started pacing anxiously, it was fake, he wouldn't show Penny's degeneracy...

Sheldon sat down again.He recorded his clinical responses in a notebook.Sheldon thought: Who should I talk to about this difficult problem?Of course it couldn't be Leonard, he could clearly see his clumsy pursuit of Penny back then.Sheldon has always believed that his emotional intelligence is higher than Leonard (of course only he believes).

Then Sheldon thought of Penny!That's right, besides her, who else has more colorful emotional experience?

He began by clarifying his question: What do these symptoms represent?What does Cardo's note represent?She doesn't love herself anymore, does that mean she doesn't want to be friends with him anymore? ——Of course, Sheldon didn't think so, she should be proud of having a friend like him.

Sheldon walked up to Penny's door and started knocking.

"Boom boom boom!" "Penny!"

"Boom boom boom!" "Petunia?"

"Boom boom boom!" "Petunia."

As soon as the words fell, the door was opened.Petunia crossed her arms, squinted and smiled, "What's the matter, Sheldon?"

"Well, Penny, based on your rich experience in sexual life, let me guess that your emotional life is also remarkable." Shelton said seriously, "So, I'm here to consult you about emotional issues."

Penny's expression suddenly became extremely surprised!She immediately stretched out her hands to indicate a pause, and asked cautiously: "Wait, let me clear my mind... You mean, you have emotional confusion? This kind of 'emotion' is what I understand between a man and a woman. Instead of asking me 'Which do you stand for, Batman or Superman'?"

Sheldon shook his head helplessly, "Penny, Penny, Penny. If it was such a problem, of course I wouldn't come to you. You really underestimated me."

Petunia smiled, and the smile froze when she finally understood what he meant.She held out a finger, "Okay, for the sake of the problem you said may change the world, I don't care about you. Come in."

Sheldon obediently followed her into the house.

Petunia said, "Sit down, Sheldon." Then she quickly took out potato chips, ice cream and small cakes and placed them on the coffee table, looking at him impatiently.

Sheldon: "...Well, it's like this..."

Penny said, "Wait!" Then she took out her phone and switched to the recording function, "Okay, let's get started."

Sheldon: "..."

Sheldon Lee Cooper also had a speechless day.

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Sheldon coughed solemnly and said, "This question involves two people who cannot be named. So I'll dub them 'Marian Lee Curia' and 'Isaac Einstein' respectively. ' name. Marianne Lee Curia and Isaac Einstein were neighbors. In the beginning, their relationship was not good because Marianne Lee Curia was to Isaac Einstein Swearing at each other, and not very talented, just a cartoonist..."

Penny said: "Ohmygod, you and Cardo?! What a big news!! OMG!!!"

"NO! It's the story of Marianne Lee Curia and Isaac Einstein, not Cardo and me...how can you not understand!"

Petunia looked at him with raised eyebrows, "Stop, Sheldon! You've already used this trick. Will I be fooled again?"

Sheldon: "Oh~... I really didn't expect... Well, it's Kado and I..."

Penny screams: "Ohmygod! It's really you and Kado!!"

Sheldon: "Penny! I really doubt you have mastered social skills, don't interrupt me!"

Penny said, "Okay, Sheldon!" expectantly.

"Cado went on a trip to Europe, and she left this behind..." Shelton handed the note that had been flattened with great difficulty to Petunia.And told her about his clinical reaction.

After reading it, Petunia stared at Sheldon contemptuously and helplessly, with some relief, "Oh, Sheldon, you've finally grown up..."

Sheldon shuddered, "I thought this sentence was only heard after my first ejaculation."

Petunia said: "... Sheldon, don't you understand? You've fallen in love with Cardo! How obvious and understandable."

"...I can't believe you." Sheldon said tangledly, "We are destined not to get married."

"Sheldon!!" Petunia raged. "Why not?! I'm telling you, if you see her with other men—such as Evelyn Blake—you will feel angry and sometimes wonder The impulse to kiss her is that you are in love with her!!"

Sheldon raised his eyebrows angrily when he heard the name "Evely Blake", and then he was confused again, "Is this 'love'? If the love substance secreted in my brain is only so vulgar and superficial, So how naive are you guys?... No wonder Kripchi said that women are animals that think from the lower body..."

Petunia: "...fuck off, Sheldon."

Petunia took a deep breath, and concluded seriously: "Sheldon, I have to wake you up - Kado is a very nice person, and, my God, she just happened to have a crush on you! Your performance now is absolutely I fell in love with her. Trustme, Sheldon! She said that she will talk to you when she comes back, you must seize the opportunity! Come to me if you don’t know anything!”

Sheldon asked thoughtfully, "...is this street smart?"

"No, this is personal experience."

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Sheldon returned home, thinking silently about what Penny had said.Did he really fall in love with Kado?

The author has something to say: In fact, the other divine assist was originally Alex's... Sheldon's assistant

But some GNs think Amy is very suitable... I am struggling~

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I was too busy yesterday, so I didn't have time to go to Jinjiang.Apologies to everyone.