[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

After returning to my motherland, I was so excited that I wanted to roll.Although people all over the street are wearing masks, the local accent makes me feel very cordial.However, I was immediately surrounded by three aunts and six wives... yes yes, just settled down... ah, no boyfriend yet... yeah, broke up.I don’t have a good personality, hehehehe... No, no, no need for auntie, I haven’t wanted to go on a blind date yet, thank you for your kindness...

At the end of the day, I dropped by everywhere, and many of them came to see me at home... My blood tank was emptied again and again... Laying on the bed, I picked up a copy of "Ah Shuan" and flipped through it casually , I found it quite interesting, so I read it one by one until it was past nine o'clock.These are memories of my childhood.

As soon as I leave the room, there are fruits washed by my mother, and I don’t have to work these days.Ah~ My corrupt and nourishing life back home~

No, apart from the care of my relatives who are female and whose seniority is twice as high as mine, life is still quite nourishing~

But I couldn't stay idle, I just moisturized for one night, and started drawing again the next day.I went back by plane on the sixth day of junior high school, and I can stay in China for more than ten days. I can't just lie in bed and read comics all the time...

On New Year's Eve, my parents and I sat on the sofa to watch the Spring Festival Gala.Last year, because my job was not stable, I couldn't come back for the New Year. I always felt very guilty.This time I want to stay at home with my parents.

Sitting on the sofa, my dad commented while drinking juice: "There is still no Zhao Benshan this year, yes, the sketches in recent years are indeed not as good as before... It's not easy. Oh! There is a cross talk between Guo Degang and Yu Qian. Let me see ...It's called "The Prodigal Son"? Kah, I'm talking about you, so listen carefully..."

I laughed so hard that I asked my mother, "Didn't my father not listen to Guo Degang very much before? Why is he so excited today?"

My mother was busy cracking melon seeds, "Last time, your dad and I went to Beijing to listen to the cross talk at Deyun Club. Guo Degang's phrase 'all limbs amputated below the eyebrows' made him laugh... and then he became a fan."

I slapped my hands, "It's so trendy! Mom, you already know the word 'circle fan'."

My dad said faintly: "Yeah, your mother has always had a long-term view... She came up with the name 'Kado' at the beginning. I thought it was weird at the time. Whose girl is not called Lin Yu, just us I started this one at home. Look at it now, your name is unique..."

"Isn't it?" My mother proudly stuffed a handful of melon seeds into my mouth, "Eat it."

I was so choked that my mouth became dry, "Ahem..."

At midnight, as the hosts counted down together, Midea's advertisement came out again... I have to say, Midea is really rich!You are the one who counts down at the beginning, and you are the one who ends the countdown, with more than a billion pairs of eyes staring at you...

"Happy New Year—" the hosts cheered together!

The sound of firecrackers outside the window crackled at this time, and it was lively! !I have a kind of indescribable happiness, lingering in my heart.It was a feeling engraved in my memory since I was a child... the feeling of home.

The text messages on my phone kept ringing, and I also set up group sending in advance == (cough cough, everyone understands this), there were only a few good friends, and I sent my blessings carefully.I read one by one, and suddenly saw an email in my mailbox.

I smiled, thinking it must be Blake!Only he is so careful.

I clicked into the mailbox, and immediately froze when I saw the sender.It's... SheldonLee[email protected].

Was it Sheldon?Suddenly, a kind of surprise and joy filled my heart.

I clicked into the email with nervousness and anticipation.What he will write is my constant guess during the loading phase.

And when I saw...

"Cardo:

Happy New Year.This is set at the time of the New Year in China's time zone, so it can accompany you to spend the New Year together.

Howard told me that Evelyn Blake will email you too.I'm going to say it again, he's not worth liking.Your genes are notoriously not good enough.And if you find another imbecile like Blake, the IQ of your offspring will be worrying.Moreover, even if he sends you an email, he will never be as sincere and sincere as me, please rest assured.

Finally, I sincerely wish you a happy new year.I hope you come back today, Leonard never wants to accompany me to Long Beach because he wants to be with Penny.What a hopeless thought, I don't understand if a woman is more attractive than a million city model train?Leonard is an example of a pathetic regression, it's a shame he had such a wonderful mother.

The great Sheldon Lee Cooper.

PS. This letter was dictated by me and typed by Amy Phila Fowler.I would like to thank her for her contribution here.

PPS.HI, Cardo, this is Amy.I have to say that I am deeply impressed by Sheldon's email, I hope you can read it carefully, and please make excerpts or look up information if necessary. "

After reading this email containing "truth" and "sincerity", my hands trembled and I almost threw my phone into the fish tank.Originally, I was in a bright mood, but now... I just want to put Sheldon in the fish tank! !

Who is this! !I'm still so excited, I really shouldn't... Could this person still be linked to "normal" or "romantic"?

New Year's Eve was spent amidst the sound of firecrackers and my anger at Sheldon.My parents and I went downstairs and put back the fairy wand in a playful way. The sound of prickling made me feel very at ease.

At night, I quickly fell asleep.I dreamed about Sheldon.He smiled and waved to me, and took me into his arms...

I was very angry when I was woken up by the sound of firecrackers!But then, I sighed in disappointment.

Such scenes only appear in dreams.

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The time in China flies so fast, I feel that I have just survived the care of my relatives, and the sixth day will arrive.

My parents and Dou Xiaoyi came to see Yumo and me off.Unlike the last time I flew to a strange country by plane, I felt more at ease this time.

I entered the terminal and looked at this familiar place again.I asked myself: wouldn't I come back and settle?Am I ready to live my life in the US?

No.I won't.

I cannot leave my country forever.

The plane took off and took me away from my hometown.This land I can never forget.

My Homeland.

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