[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

It's been really warm lately.Of course, it’s only referring to the temperature in Pasadena. When I called my mother, she said that Tianjin was almost freezing to death, and the rhythm of dripping into ice... The old man has been quite trendy recently, and he swiped WeChat to go around the world, and his retirement life was good. There is gusto.Whenever I hear friends in China complaining about the weather, I feel an inexplicable sense of fear, because... I am going back to China for the New Year hahaha!

I am so happy!Everything is pleasing to the eye!Even the clerk in the convenience store downstairs, who has always had a gloomy face, I think is beautiful and kind no matter how you look at it.

When Sheldon heard that I was going back to China, he often came to my apartment to talk about this and that, but the same thing--the United States has a wider market and resources, it is best-- "It's best that I recommend you understand it as 'certainly'." Shelton said seriously - don't go back to China for development.I deliberately angered him and said, "How could it be? Don't you know that the comic market in China is getting bigger and bigger? Employment prospects are getting better and better..."

Sheldon's constipated expression makes people look very happy.But I quickly said, "Okay, I'm going home for the New Year. I'll be back after the New Year."

Sheldon gave a "um" and said, "Well, I'm not that concerned."

I squinted at him.Then he kicked him out with a sneer and closed the door to work.

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Huang Yumo and I booked a plane ticket for February [-]rd.Shelton took a look, then started talking to us about the possibility of a plane crash.I immediately interrupted, "OK, DR. Cooper, I think the possibility of a plane crash is a little bit lower than the possibility of being hit by a car when going out, isn't it just one in [-]?"

Sheldon didn't speak, just looked at me angrily.He was blaming me for contradicting his point.

I grinned, "Allright, let's not discuss this."

Sheldon raised his eyebrows, "Hmph, it really doesn't make sense to talk to you about this."

... I dragged Huang Yumo and left.She also laughed.

Sheldon hopped in the back, angrily accusing me.

I ignored him and pinched Huang Yumo, "Stop laughing."

When the day I got on the plane, Sheldon wasn't going to see me off (Raj really wanted to go, but he couldn't talk to me without drinking, and felt bored, so he had to back away with tears).But Howard and Raj snickered and told Sheldon that Evelyn Blake was going to drive me—they didn’t know where they knew that Sheldon and Evelyn were incompatible, nerds are invincible—thanks Leon was instantly angry!Stare at me seriously!That look is like I did something sorry for him! !

I also imitated him and said seriously "Oh, Sheldon, do you want me to take a taxi poorly?"

Evely sent me because he was going to Los Angeles for market research.This is real.He's a very smart guy, not the same as Sheldon's.

So we don't deserve it at all.

Shelton turned around bluntly, took out a wad of money and put it on my lap, "I'll give you the money, so you can stop taking Blake's car?"

The onlookers had evil smiles on their faces.I resisted throwing the money on his head, "What method are you doing... Comeon, I've already talked to him. It's not as serious as you think!"

Sheldon pondered for a long time, then raised his head firmly, "OK, I want to go with you."

This time I turned him down sternly.

I don't want to see Sheldon sneer at Evelyn.He sent it to me with good intentions, how could I add a bottle of oil.

Sheldon choked and looked at me sadly—mouth pursed, eyes blinking.I think he still has a bit of emotional intelligence, and he knows how to make me soft-hearted! !

Then he said, "Um, I really shouldn't have expected anything from you. Everyone knows Evelyn Blake is an arrogant person."

Penny and Bernadette said in unison, "NO!! We don't think so!!"

...well, thought reversed.I was so angry that I laughed, what EQ!It is zero at all! !

Sheldon looked at us dissatisfied, and shook his head heavily, "Women without brains!"

The three of us are in perfect sync this time, "Getaway, Sheldon!!"

I didn't bring much this time, just a backpack and a suitcase, and the suitcase was a little heavy.Four nerds tried to help me, but one got a cramp in his hand (Howard), one got smashed in his foot (Leonard), one almost fell down the stairs from too much force (Sheldon), and the last one looked at the three people in front of him , Silently put his hands together and bowed to me, a kind of noble and refined style of painting suddenly appeared, and walked to the side shining with golden light (needless to say, it was Raj)...

Penny, Bernadette and I looked at each other, our deep helplessness was beyond words...

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When we got downstairs, Evelyn had just arrived.I greeted him with a smile and prepared to walk towards him.Suddenly, I was pulled into a wide embrace...

Sheldon? !

I froze!He hugged me tightly, and then deliberately held on for a few seconds before letting go.I looked at him in surprise, my face suddenly burned badly, "Sheldon?"

Shelton turned his head to look left and right, as if he was also a little panicked.In the background are the strange screams led by Howard, Penny's voice is also very loud, and Raj sighs in pain as he clutches his heart...

"Um, um..." Sheldon just didn't look at me, "You have to pay attention, the possibility of a plane crash is still one in a hundred thousand..."

I was pissed at him again, but this time shock and excitement were the main ingredients.I couldn't help laughing and said, "Sheldon, Evely and I will have nothing to do. You don't have to."

I have a little expectation.A lot to look forward to.

Sheldon seemed to catch something, "Yes! That's it!! You can't like Evelyn Blake!!"

I also seem to have caught something.sheldon...

"Cado, let's go. Goodbye, Mr. Cooper." Evely came over and took my suitcase away.Sheldon glared at him when he wasn't looking. ==

I said: "Goodbye, Sheldon. Goodbye, you all!!!" The last sentence was harsh, and I said to the few people who watched the show with smirks...

Sheldon grabbed my sleeve suddenly, "Come back soon, Cardo."

Although the date of my return has been set long ago, at this moment, looking at Sheldon's pure and clear eyes, I want to promise him anything.I smiled and said, "I will, Sheldon."

When I get back, I'll try to tell you what I think... It's okay to be rejected, at least I tried.

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When I got off the plane, the white and miserable sky pressed down on me.

I was so excited that I just wanted to dance! !I am back again! !

My Homeland.

The author has something to say: Actually, I think Raj is the smartest when watching the drama~ Sometimes Sheldon can be choked back with a word~ Don’t you see that in the fourth season, she and Sheldon were fighting in the same office...

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