[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I got off the plane, took off my down jacket, and immediately felt refreshed.Pasadena is just warm.

Leonard said he would pick me up.I dragged my suitcase and looked for him at the appointed place outside the airport, and I saw him right away.What a gentle and considerate housekeeper...

"Hey, Cardo, I'm here!" Leonard beckoned, and we carried the suitcase into the trunk with me. "So glad you're back." We hugged.I said happily: "I miss you, Leonard, and finally we can watch "The Walking Dead" together again."

Leonard said: "Me too, Cardo. Yes, it will start broadcasting soon... um, actually last week we went to the meeting of the crew of "The Walking Dead", and Brother Nu also came..."

I made a violent face of grief and indignation, "NO, I didn't catch up!!"

"...well, I brought you a signed T-shirt." Leonard rummaged through the back seat and took out a white T-shirt, "Here you are."

"Thank you, Leonard!!" I said, delighted, "You are so thoughtful!"

Leonard frowned happily.

Leonard is such a caring little padded jacket!I happily held the T-shirt signed with the names of the crew members, looked at it for a while, and then carefully folded it and put it in the bag.I also brought specialties to Leonard and the others—the cakes from Gui Shunzhai, twisted twists from Gui Faxiang, and fried cakes with ears and eyes.

What a considerate man, I nodded and thought, Penny and Leonard, a queen and a loyal dog, are a perfect match~

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Leonard told me about his assistant Alex's mild affection for him (well, don't hide it, you can't hide your secrets), and begged me not to mention it in front of Penny.He had explained and been forgiven, but Penny was still very wary of Alex.I nodded again and again, indicating that we are a faction.Leonard stopped talking and told me about his proposal to Penny on Valentine's Day.God knows how wide my mouth is.

"In the end, she agreed?"

"...No. She seemed a little scared. Well, I promised her to tell me when she wanted to get married..."

Leonard is so hot! "Oh, well...but don't worry, your relationship is solid!" I've always felt that way!These two are so well matched!

We finally made it to the apartment downstairs.Seeing Leonard's expression of wanting to help but not daring to help, I silently lifted the suitcase by myself.He said with a little guilt: "Uh, let me help you get the backpack."

I've seen his power before...

When I went upstairs, I suddenly felt timid.It is said that "closer to the hometown is more timid", and I actually feel a little bit like this.

On the fourth floor, Leonard opened the door of 4A, entered the door and said, "Cado is back!"

The first to appear in front of me was Penny.She gave me a big hug, "Oh, sweety, you're back! I miss you so much!"

"Penny!" I also hugged her hard and said sincerely, "I miss you too."

Then there's Sheldon.He said: "Oh~~ I never thought about it before, 'come back soon' means 'come back in twelve days', I have already doubted your concept..."

I went straight up and gave him a hug. "Nice to see you again, Sheldon."

This is also true.

I felt Sheldon's body stiffen.Just as he was about to let him go, he suddenly said, "Me too...but only a little bit."

I almost couldn't help pinching him.But still very happy.I smile at him.Sheldon didn't look at me at first, but I just kept laughing and laughing, and I couldn't stop.

He whispered, "Stop your stupid smile!! Comeon!!!"

When I heard it, well, keep laughing! !

At this time, Raj moved out of the toilet bit by bit and looked at me with a shy smile like a big boy.

I couldn't help but smile at him.How cute is this Raj...

In the next moment, Raj took out a bottle of beer out of nowhere... Everyone present subconsciously covered their eyes...

"Hey, Cardo!! You're back! Where's my hug? People want hugs too~"

Disillusioned!So disillusioned!I had that "you're fucking kidding me" look on my face and deftly avoided Rajesso's arms.His expression was hurt.

Everyone else, including Sheldon, had a "serves you right" look...

Finally, I hugged Raj and said to him solemnly: "Raj, you don't drink, we are still good friends."

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I went upstairs to put my luggage away and wiped down the coffee table and table.The little friends came to help, and Penny happily invited me to eat pasta at her house at night, saying that it was a new meal she learned.

I also happily agreed.Only Sheldon looked at us with contempt and commented that this was "a stupid conversation between two fools".Leonard's cry of collapse and Penny's threatening warning sounded at the same time—"Sheldon!!"

... Well, I don't care anymore, anyway, Sheldon has been intimidated by Penny to the point of being speechless...

Sheldon hid beside me pitifully, "Look at them, what a deliberate demonstration! This is an injustice to a wise man..."

Narcissism!I watched him as if watching a good show, "Then what do you do? How about fighting with them?"

Sheldon immediately said: "No, never! I will never be reduced to the abuse of force, that is a degenerate approach...Only animals that still live in trees can use their fists to solve problems!"

Petunia squinted at him!Sheldon flinched, and silently rubbed behind me...

This guy!I am ashamed to say him! !

Sheldon finally shut up after being threatened by many parties, and turned on the TV with a look of disbelief, watching Spider-Man...

Me, feebly: "Sheldon..."

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After cleaning up the house (well, everyone helped me at first, and then we all went to watch TV, really...), we went to Penny's for dinner.

Seriously, Penny's pasta is delicious!As expected of someone who works in a cheesecake factory, amazing!

Everyone praised it.Of course, at this time, Sheldon also spoiled the scenery.With a helpless expression on his face, he ate the noodles casually, "Oh, stupid human beings... Penny, you just boiled the noodles, poured the pasta sauce, and put some sausage and beef bought in the supermarket, but you got Everyone's appreciation. If this is 'fantastic', then the appreciation of Gordon Ramsay (the world's top chef) is 'fantastic N+1 power'."

Petunia's stunned expression lasted for a long time...well, maybe she was digesting Sheldon's gossip.Leonard held his forehead helplessly and said: "Sheldon, a compliment is a recognition of a friend... Forget it, it's nothing!!" The final tone was very broken.

I squinted and stuffed a mouthful of noodles into Sheldon's mouth, "Shut up, and eat!!"

I ate the last mouthful of noodles, and there was a sudden silence.If I like him like this and can accept him like this, what about him?

——It's impossible for him to love me.

It's impossible, right?

It was just a day ago that I still had a glimmer of hope.But now I suddenly feel that I should be happy to be good friends with him.Such unequal love is fruitless.

Yes.Unequal love, one-sided love, no results.

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After the meal, everyone ate the snacks I brought and were full of praise.My favorite is bergamot!Waxy and soft!Sheldon was somewhat resistant at first, I glared at him, and then stuffed one into his mouth... He turned from a serious expression to slightly widening his eyes, and then awkwardly joined the fight for dessert.I really want to look up and laugh!Look, Sheldon couldn't resist.

Raj suddenly said sadly at this moment: "I will never get married in my life...really..."

"Why!"

"Yesterday's Lucy - the girl I met at the party - she pretended to go to the loo on our date...and, then she ran away!!!"

Poor Raj! ... I patted his arm sympathetically.Raj looked at the ceiling sadly, "No, I'm going home, I'm never going out again..."

"There are so many girls in the world, Raj, don't be so sad about a girl..." I said, "You don't know each other, maybe there is something wrong with her."

"This is not the first time!! It was the same two years ago, Oh!!" Raj exclaimed pitifully, "Penny, Bernadette, and you, you all don't love me. No girl will love me..." Said Then he rushed out the door! !We were all petrified!

"This...Raj!!" I wanted to get up and run after him, but no one else did.They just stared in surprise.

It dawned on me that Raj was a grown man, and he didn't need my reassurance.

Here, everyone is an independent individual and does not need too much care and care.They just believe in a person's ability to take on these things on their own.

...well, maybe, except for Sheldon...but I just like Sheldon who needs my comfort.

Everyone was full and decided to go downstairs for a walk.Penny and I chatted about gossip and the latest new products; Leonard and Sheldon were arguing about the possibility of Jack surviving in "Titanic" if Rose lost another ten pounds (...).

Actually, I don't think so.If Rose lost another ten catties, she might not be able to survive.If she weighed ten catties, she would become numb.

After walking for about 10 minutes in the community, we returned the same way.

An old man walked up to him.He appeared to be in poor spirits, walking slowly on a cane.I just glanced at him and brushed past him.

Sudden! !Behind him came the sound of falling to the ground and the sound of painful slaps!

I turned around sharply!The old man fell to the ground, trembling all over, with white foam at the corners of his mouth.Petunia said in a panic: "Ohmygod! What should I do? Quick, call the police!!"

I quickly took out my phone, almost in a daze for a moment.I immediately gritted my teeth and called 911.

"Epileptic." Shelton said suddenly and quickly, "This is a tonic seizure of epilepsy!...Leonard, help him lie flat on the ground!! Untie his collar, turn his head to one side...don't press him, just It can be done like this!"

911 was connected and I explained the situation as quickly as I could.

We surround him.After a few minutes, the old man gradually calmed down.I looked sideways at Sheldon.

He raised one eyebrow and observed carefully with his mouth flattened, as if observing a specimen...

I like this Sheldon.

I always knew.

Sheldon glared at me, "Hey, you should focus on checking the patient now!!"

I smile. "Okay, Sheldon."

—I like you, Sheldon.

Unequal love, one-sided love, no results.

But at least for now, I still love him.Just let me feel right now.

The author has something to say: I’m back~ I still had a cold when I was away from home, so I really don’t have time to update the article.