[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I opened my eyes and recalled what happened yesterday.I took a look at the environment I was in, huh, fortunately, it was at Leonard and Sheldon's house.I was afraid that a strange man would appear when I opened my eyes just now... Although I am sure that I still have a little concentration when I am drunk, I am a weak woman after all (well, really)...

Fortunately fortunately.

I took out my phone and looked at my watch. It was only 5:40, and even Sheldon Cooper didn't wake up. I woke up naturally.

I rolled my eyes, thinking about whether I had done anything amazing yesterday.I can't remember, it seems that I slept peacefully.

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Shelton came out of the room rubbing his eyes. I waved the slice of bread to him and said, "Good morning. I used your toaster. Would you like a slice?"

He glanced at me, then immediately looked straight ahead.I was confused, "What's wrong? Are you having a nightmare?"

"Of course not!" Sheldon smiled stiffly, his mouth almost tilted to one side, "I just...need a bowel movement! Yes!"

…I was holding a piece of buttered bread into my mouth when I heard this and it was suddenly hard to swallow…

After eating this piece of bread in two or three bites, I said dryly, "...you go. By the way, is there any cereal? Shall I make a cup for you?"

Shelton's face seemed to twitch slightly, especially the corners of his mouth. He said quickly: "It's in the third cabinet from the upper left. Don't rush me, because you don't know what the most suitable taste of oatmeal is... But Leonard And Petunia don't mind, their sense of taste has been seriously degraded by alcohol and fried food."

Then Sheldon walked towards the toilet without looking back, walking in a hurry...

I:"……"

Leonard came out of the back room while tying the belt of his little red nightgown, which has remained unchanged for a century, and wiped his glasses, "Sheldon? Hey, morning, Cardo, where's Sheldon?"

I pointed to the bathroom, "During gastrointestinal exercise..."

Leonard quickly put on his glasses, "God, what time is it?... It's only 6:20? Impossible, absolutely impossible, are you sure you saw Sheldon and not something else? Sheldon must have been The aliens took it away!!...I'm going to tweet..."

"...Hey, hello! You..." I shook my hand holding the cup, and said to the excited Leonard, "He's really in the toilet..."

However, in the original drama, Sheldon's bathroom time does have special rules...

Leonard immediately explained the same thing to me, and immediately knocked on the bathroom door, "Sheldon, are you in there, Sheldon? Are you really in there?"

I'm listening intently ==

It took a while for Sheldon's voice to come out, "yes... humm, I'm actually brushing my teeth in the toilet..."

Leonard: "..."

I:"……"

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Sheldon's complexion was very bad, and he was fidgeting all the time when he was sitting on the sofa eating breakfast. Petunia reminded him pitifully: "Oh, honey, if you're constipated, eat more fruit, it's not a big problem."

Sheldon's complexion became even worse, and his whole body began to tremble.

The three of us looked at him nervously.

After a long time, he said as quickly as he made up his mind: "I lied, I didn't do a bowel movement just now, and now I feel much better."

Then we started to eat breakfast happily.

Lying meme, I still remember it.Thinking about it this way, I really miss the days of watching dramas~ However, I am in this wonderful world now, I really don’t know how to feel...

Actually quite happy.

Sheldon nervously called his assistant Alex as soon as he finished breakfast, and when he saw me looking at him, he deliberately lowered his voice.This kid, I won’t plagiarize any of his ideas ==

Also, today is still the Christmas holiday, is it really okay for him to squeeze his assistant like this?

After making this mysterious phone call, Sheldon cleared his throat pretendingly, "Ahem, since my assistant Alex will come to do a job for me later, I hope you can leave for a while, You'd better stay outside for three or four hours."

"Hey! Sheldon, you can't do this!" Leonard protested first, "And it's Christmas vacation, why did you ask Alex to work?"

"Honey, this is unfair. You can go to the house to chat, but there is no reason to drive us away." Petunia talked heart-to-heart like a big sister.

Sheldon insisted on going his own way, but he was so weak that it was impossible for him to drive the three of us out, so in the end he could only put on his coat pitifully and went outside to meet Alex.

...What exactly is Sheldon going to talk to Alex about, does it matter whether he can get the Nobel Prize?I watched his receding figure, puzzled.

But I don't care, I finally have a small vacation, I want to relax.

The three of us nestled on the sofa and watched "BJ's Single Diary" N years ago. Raj and Stewart also came up to play. Seeing that Sheldon was not there, whistles and laughter took off for a while, and potato chips shared Coke Isshiki... Raj drank some wine, excitedly swayed in Sheldon's position, and shouted: "Oh, I love this movie to death, Darcy is so handsome~~"

us:"……"

Stewart: "Raj, do you really know what you're talking about? Have you thought about it..."

----------I am the very happy dividing line for Christmas----------

Sheldon came back with a calm and relaxed expression on his face.We immediately sat upright, and Sheldon's position was still vigorously cleaned, and it was completely impossible to see that someone was wreaking havoc on it just now...

"Good afternoon, youguys." Then he paused, then turned to me strangely, "Good afternoon, Cardo."

Although I felt very strange, I still replied: "Good afternoon, what did you do?"

"Huh m, I solved the trouble caused by a mediocre person. Now that I have solved the trouble, I feel very relaxed and happy now."

……Oh.

I turned my head and continued to watch the movie indifferently. Sheldon looked at the TV sideways with disdain, "Oh! Such a boring movie, did you just watch it with such relish all morning? Oh, what a boring life..."

Eyes met, we both knew what each other meant - "leave him alone and keep watching"...and on and on.

When the ending song played, my cell phone rang, and I went out to answer Dou Xiaoyi's call.

"Xiaoka...Xiaoka," she said in a disappointed voice as soon as I connected, "I'm going back to China."

The author has something to say: I have something to do tomorrow, so I hereby ask for a day off~ I will have more the day after tomorrow