[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Christmas is here!I jumped up from the bed excitedly, danced around the house in an inexplicable dance, jumped into the toilet happily, washed and combed my hair.

On the table was the Christmas pudding and gingerbread I made last night.Sheldon and Penny also came to help me.Of course, only Petunia really helped. Sheldon just sat on the sofa and read the comics I drew, and kept criticizing and complaining.

However, I am still very happy now.

I happily drank a cup of warmed milk, ate the smooth pudding and the gingerbread stick, and went out with the Christmas presents I had bought long ago.

Several bags, I specially packed them with a festive atmosphere, and bought red, white and green bags.

There seemed to be no one living in the door opposite me, and it was deserted. I wanted to go to the opposite door to send blessings, so I had to go downstairs directly.There are also warm little snowflakes on the walls in the corridor, and there is a Christmas wreath and a few strings of small bells hanging on the door of Petunia's apartment.

I pushed open the door, all smiles, "Merry Christmas guys!"

There are many Christmas ribbons hanging in the house, and the atmosphere is still full of richness.

"Merry Christmas, Cardo!" Leonard wished in the most normal way.

"Oh, beautiful lady, today you dressed up and attended, which made my eyes shine. I sincerely wish you a Merry Christmas!" Raj said with emotion while holding the wine bottle.

I only wore jeans and a normal sweater today, where did I dress up...something strange got in, so I just ignored it.

"Um, boring holidays, boring blessings!" Shelton sat in front of the computer with raised eyebrows, staring at the bag in my hand with disdain, "and boring etiquette."

"Sheldon?" Leonard threatened.

"Allright, Merry Christmas, Cardo!" he said obediently, turning his head away.

I smiled and threw Sheldon a bag, "Merry Christmas, Sheldon, look what I have for you.

"And Leonard's and Raj's... Howard, Bernadette and Penny?" I handed the two bags to the two.

"Thankyou, Cardo, this is for you. They haven't come yet...Penny, probably still sleeping..." Leonard quickly took out a big bag from behind the sofa, "um, the last time I was in a department store Seeing it, I think it suits you well."

We each opened presents with great anticipation... and, uh, a cartoon bunny one-piece pajamas?

Still cute!I sincerely thanked: "Thank you, Leonard!"

I bought him a sweater with The Flash embroidered on it, and Leonard still seemed to like it, but Sheldon said dismissively: "Oh, Flash? It's too unreasonable for Leonard to have such a dress." Yes. I question your ability to buy gifts, Cardo."

"Sheldon..." Leonard said weakly.

The gift I gave Raj was a sports pedometer - well, I decided to buy this watch after I heard Raj complain about his body being seriously out of shape. He used to be really small and now he is really fat up...

Raj chattered, "Oh, Kado, you are so considerate, I just need such a sports pedometer to escort my sports, and now I feel extremely happy..."

"...shut up, Raj!"

"This is a gift for you, Kado." Raj took out a long box from his pocket.

I opened it, Nima, a diamond necklace! !

Blind dog eyes!

My first reaction was to say no!But after thinking about this family property carefully, I asked cautiously: "Well, what did you give Penny and Bernadette?"

The local tyrant Raj took another sip of wine, brightly looked at the sky sadly, and said, "They are all the same necklace. I am just a person with a little money, so I can only give you these things..."

"..." My eyebrows trembled, "Actually, Raj...cough, this gift is too expensive..."

Sheldon said quite proudly: "Well, look, I knew that there would be such a scene, two people gave gifts of different values, and one or both of them would always feel uncomfortable."

Raj spread his hands innocently, "Actually, a diamond necklace is as burdensome to me as a sports pedometer is to Kado, so neither of us will feel uncomfortable. Right, Kado ?”

...Damn it!Just over $40 for a pedometer...is he showing off right?

"Um, let me take a look at my present..." Shelton walked towards the back room while unpacking the present, I guess he was estimating the price, "Wow, an unopened Batman figure from 2011, um, Market price..."

I heard Raj say to Leonard: "Sheldon has been using this method for N years."

Immediately, Sheldon came out again, holding a pink basket in his hand, which contained a lot of toiletries, "Merry Christmas, this is a gift for you, exchanged at equal value, so you don't suffer~"

I took the basket with a "you're fucking kidding me" expression, "Thank you! Sheldon!!"

"...Do you want eggnog?" Shelton asked unnaturally, probably startled by my tone.I smiled brightly, "Don't drink, I can't drink well."

"Oh, it's delicious!" Raj said, belching heavily.

...very good I don't drink either.

I was sitting on the sofa eating gingerbread, while Sheldon was fiddling with figurines, Penny’s voice suddenly came from the back room, "Leonard! Where is my...?" The "..." part is a bit indecent, I omitted.

Leonard gave a "um" and moved into the room under our horrified gaze, "Wait a minute, I'll help you find..."

I squinted, Xiao Mian, so I was sleeping here.It's pretty well dressed.

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The lunch at noon was very rich. Leonard, the good housekeeper of everyone, specially bought smoked salmon and Christmas turkey from a well-known store in Pasadena (well, the meal price is AA), Bernadette Also brought dried fruit tarts that I made myself.Howard reluctantly brings his mum's polenta, but seriously, it's delicious.

Shelton took a sip of polenta, ate a piece of turkey, and said, "Well, I think Christmas is just a scam made up by the decoration industry. When I saw the Christmas tree, I strengthened my mind even more."

Sheldon's inexplicable hatred of Christmas has not been a day or two.

And now, my anger and disgust towards Sheldon, I don't know when it has turned into... Distressed?No matter how you look at it, I think he is very cute and cute.

I smiled and handed him a piece of pie, "Eat, eat more."

Sheldon glanced at me and silently took it...

Over there, Leonard was explaining pitifully that they were going to play Dungeons and Dragons together tonight, so they couldn't be with Penny.Howard presumably meant the same thing, and tried to soften Bernadette with sweet words.But I saw that the anger in both of their eyes was about to come out... Cough cough, cherish life, stay away from lovers.The three single dogs, Sheldon and Raj, and I looked at each other in tacit understanding—it should be said that only Raj and I understood that Sheldon was just a little confused—then quietly moved closer and worked hard to eat.

After dinner, two dog abusers took me, a single dog, to Petunia's house for a long talk, and severely condemned Leonard and Howard's behavior.

Petunia was filled with righteous indignation: "God! This is Christmas, and he didn't spend it with me? He went to play that stupid and childish game!!"

Bernadette was furious, too. "Those men—no, boy? I can't believe he gave up a beautiful evening for a game—of poker!"

I hugged the pillow and dozed off.

Both of them glared at me at the same time!I quickly sat up, spoke righteously, and shared the same hatred, "That's right! How stupid!!"

Heart: What does it have to do with me, I am single QAQ...

The two furiously prepared the plan carefully, and strictly asked me, who was too sleepy, to listen and come up with ideas by the way.

After I yawned for the tenth time, Penny and Bernadette finally came up with a plan that their boyfriends/husbands would regret, which was - dress up and go fuck!

Well, that's great, I couldn't help clapping my hands.Then, if nothing else, I went to bed.

Penny grabbed me, "Sleep? NO! You have to stay and crush those homeboys!!"

I said "Oh, you guys get dressed first" and fell on the sofa and fell asleep.Still the same sentence - what does it have to do with me, I am single QAQ! !

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Night, 4:[-], [-]B, Petunia's boudoir.

Two beauties, one in a leopard print skirt and the other in a fiery red short skirt, went on the catwalk.When I just woke up, I was very energetic, and I kept encouraging and saying "Wow, I like this pose", "The goddess is so beautiful", "Crush the otaku", and then try to reduce my sense of existence... Seriously, go clubbing on Christmas Eve ...I'd rather go play a game of poker...

I was a good student who kept my own place in China.

But this sentence can not be unspoken.

Bernadette posed beautifully in N poses, and then suddenly pointed her finger at me, "What about you, Cardo? It's your turn!"

I looked down and blinked, "I'm still coming? Forget it..."

The two said at the same time: "NOway!!"

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So I stood up calmly, walked around the room, and brought my own commentary: "Casual jeans and a snow-white sweater, youthful, lively and generous... Well, that's all right?"

Penny: "..."

Bernadette: "...Are you a college student? Still young and lively..."

I lay on the bed and flipped through Penny's "Ruili", "Well, that's it~"

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Under the surveillance of the two of them, I went home and changed my clothes. In their words - "You can't wear jeans and follow them to embarrass yourself if you don't crush nerds"...

I looked at the clothes silently. After what happened with Ji Xi and Blake, my puberty has long passed...and I haven't bought new clothes for a long time.

He casually put on a decent skirt, put on a coat, and went downstairs with the two of them.

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As a background, I watched the interesting scene where the beautiful woman crushed the otaku.The stunned nerds were very interesting and met their eyes... Raj, who had just been shot in the head, also happily joined our team, and of course he did not forget to bring a bottle of beer.

Then... We listened to Raj talk about his sad love history in the bar, and we couldn't help crying for him.

During the period, I drank a few glasses of wine, because Raj shed a few bitter tears when he said that he was emotional, and insisted on raising his glass to toast us.My wine is okay, at most I just giggle and giggle, but I don't get drunk.

So in the end I was probably a little drunk, my tongue was not straight, my legs were a little soft, but I could still see people clearly and my brain could barely think.

When Sheldon's face appeared in front of my eyes, I relaxed and didn't keep trying to stay awake.

Home, finally home!

I looked at Penny and giggled, looked at Leonard and giggled, and finally the two of them cruelly abandoned me to spend the spring evening together, and I had to look at Sheldon and giggle.

Hehehehe, hahahahaha... Shelton's face looks round, so cute, pinch it...

"...Hmm, you need to go home, understand?"

I'm really drunk, why can I understand every word, but I don't understand what it means when they are connected together?Hehehehe...

giggle.

giggle.

Alas, no more alcohol in the future.Excuse me, is there any help if you drink so little?

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Sheldon looked at Kado who was sleeping on the sofa in bewilderment.

He cautiously took a step closer to her, shook her, but remained silent.Sheldon nudged Cardo again, trying to push her away from his seat, but she brushed her off.

"Cado, hey, wake up, you can't sleep here!" Sheldon said anxiously, "This is my place."

"Kado, Kado, Kado, wake up, Kado, Kado, Kado..."

"Don't make trouble... I'm sleeping..."

Shelton snuggled into his exclusive seat, picked up the book, and was about to ignore her and continue reading, but he twisted and turned to feel uncomfortable, and pushed her head away with his fingers, but came back in the next second... Thank you Leon turned his head here and there, and finally got up to ask Leonard for help.

"Boom boom!" "Leonard and Penny?"

"Boom boom!" "Leonard and Penny?"

"Boom boom!" "Leonard and Penny?"

"…What are you doing, Sheldon?!"

"Helpme! Cardo is sleeping on the sofa now, and her head is lying on my exclusive seat. She doesn't wake up, I don't know what to do..."

"Take her back! Or get her a quilt... ok, Sheldon?!"

Shelton said: "Your proposal actually has very little effect on me ... and I'm sorry to bother you."

"roll!!!!"

Sheldon, who was expelled, walked away sadly, returned to the living room, and saw the eye-catching guy again.

He stepped forward, ready to make one last effort, "Kado...wake up!"

Cardo opened his eyes in a daze, Sheldon was overjoyed, and quickly continued to shake her, but the next moment, she wrapped her arms around his neck and continued to sleep on his neck.Sheldon was stiff!His face was numb, and he poked Kado's arm, but there was no response.

"... Kado?"

"Sheldon?...Sheldon..." Sheldon heard Kado say his name vaguely, and she sniffed again.Sheldon stiffened even more, not sure if she was crying.

"Those people are not as good as you...you are the best...I know you are the best..." Kado stumbled, without reason.She held Sheldon's neck tighter and tighter, making him a little stuffy.

"Of course. Such an obvious thing, you don't need to say it." Hearing what she said, Sheldon was quite happy, and smiled weirdly.

Cardo nestled on top of him, "hmm" a few times, "I understand you, Sheldon...you understand me too, I hope you can understand me...no...don't talk about my profession..."

……What?Sheldon felt strange, not knowing what kind of feeling he had.

She opened her eyes in a daze again, but she couldn't open them, and finally muttered a few words, "I'm the same as you, I'm not inferior to you...

"Good night... Shel-Sheldon..."

Cardo really fell into a deep sleep this time, with his head completely resting on Sheldon's neck, unable to lift it up.

Sheldon blinked, then blinked again... He seemed to understand her words a bit, but he really couldn't agree...

He slowly moved her to the sofa, took another look to make sure she was still in a safe sleep state, and then took out the pillow and quilt from the room.A pillow was placed under her head, and the quilt was covered for her.Cardo muttered again, but Shelton didn't catch it.

Sheldon stood beside her, frowned and thought carefully for a while, then whispered: "But this is the truth... isn't she inferior to me?"

Sheldon turned off the light, and the living room was dark.

He paused beside Kado, "Good night, Kado."

Back in the room, Sheldon found himself still struggling with this problem, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

"Is she not inferior to me? Does she understand me? She won't understand me. It is impossible for ordinary people to understand DR. Sheldon Cooper..."

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On Christmas Eve, DR.Sheldon Cooper suffered from insomnia. When he finally fell asleep, he had a nightmare about Santa Claus...but at the end of the dream, he saw Cardo approaching him with a smile. close……

Then he finally woke up.

He stared blankly at the ceiling, not quite understanding what the dream meant.

Sheldon thinks he needs Alex to analyze it for him!

The author has something to say:·Christmas special·[-] words broadcast!

I was touched by how hardworking I am~

I am so hardworking!How dare you overlord the prostitute!

The pit of criminal psychology that is being saved, if you are interested, GN pokes it in and saves it ~ CP is Reid, more cheerful, and not very scientific...

"[Criminal Minds] Don't Say You Love Me When You're Dying"

2015.6.27: Thank you, Bright Girl, for catching bugs~ It has been changed. 10:00 update.