[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

I got up early in the morning.After cleaning up, I pushed the dining table to the center of the living room, moved the sofa and coffee table to the corner, took out the mandarin duck pot, plugged in the wires, washed the bought vegetables and put them on the plate, and added hot pot ingredients... After a while, the house Just the fragrance.Of course, this also attracted Howard and Raj. In order to welcome the guests, I didn't lock the door, so when I looked up, I saw these two intoxicated eyes closed, and their heads raised in thought.

"Wow!" Howard exclaimed exaggeratedly, "what a delicious taste! 'Hot Pot' (he said it sounded like 'goods'), right? Don't be surprised by my erudition, in fact, I can still use Say the word in Hawaiian, listen—" He babbled a word, but I couldn't imitate it.

I was busy making sesame sauce and sprinkled minced garlic, without raising my head, "Oh! It looks amazing. Go and sit on the sofa, dinner will be ready in a while."

But Howard and Raj, two good friends, will never be safe.They wandered around the room, and they kept comparing the crab to Sheldon—"Looking at this white and red crab with abstinence, I can't help but think of the one we had in the Arctic." That night"—I laughed so hard that I almost spilled sesame juice!

Raj leaned over and blinked his eyes wide to express his desire to help. I said angrily, "Raj, you are not bad. I trusted you so much yesterday, but you turned around and told Sheldon! What about the pure friendship between us?"

He spread his hands, his face full of helplessness and pain, and the message "You have to trust me, I was forced to help" was written all over his face.

I was speechless, so I could only command him simply: "Come here, fill up the sesame juice... Well, yes, you are very skilled. I didn't expect you to work so neatly... Hey, it's not good for you to take a sip of wine so consciously." ..."

Raj put down his wine glass, and suddenly started to talk, the eyebrows were beaming, he was completely different from the shy and shy Indian boy before, "Oh, it's like this... My childhood was very poor and miserable, and I often went to restaurants to help others. It is the gray memory in my life, I am so lacking in love... Kado, are you willing to be the light that will accompany me for the rest of my life and erase the darkness from my life?"

I, holding the sesame juice in my hand, was in a mess in the wind: "...hehe." He must have studied under Grandma Qiong Yao, no, Shakespeare...

Howard stuffed a piece of tofu skin into his mouth: "Don't pay attention to him, his father is a gynecologist and is very popular in India. Their family's assets can be compared with Batman."

I, (although I knew this fact a long time ago, still) gave Raj a bitter look.

Raj looked at Howard sadly...

Soon, the guests were almost here, I turned around, and was about to say "everyone take a seat", when a wonderful picture scroll appeared in front of me...

Sheldon is grabbing Howard and I don’t know what knowledge he’s imparting, anyway, Howard almost rolled his eyes so he can’t see his eyes; Raj is drinking and talking to Evelyn Blake, probably bragging—I shamefully think These two people are a bit cute, do you want to think about it?Bernadette and Petunia were chatting about something, and Leonard sat aside pitifully, looking cute when he wanted to intervene but couldn't.

Oh, I really don't want to bother you...

"time to eat!!!"

I confess... I'm sorry, the soup will boil if I don't eat any more.

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Sheldon proudly showed Evelyn how to use chopsticks, but he knew how to use them, even better than Sheldon.I'm sure I found a little smugness in Evely's expression.

However, now Sheldon is under my cover, so I used the serving chopsticks to pick up a few pieces of beef for Sheldon.

"Thank you, Cardo, but I hope it can be cooked for a while. Do you know which are the two most important types of Chinese hot pot?" Sheldon didn't rush to eat, but slowly prepared to come to a knowledge lecture.

At this moment, I finally realized Raj's mood every time Sheldon told Raj about Hinduism...

I reluctantly stuffed a mouthful of mutton and wisely did not interrupt his class.Anyway, if he doesn't show off for a day, he will feel uncomfortable, as long as he is happy.

But Evelyn was still too young to understand Sheldon's real intentions, so he nodded calmly, "I think it can be divided into Sichuan hot pot and Beijing hot pot. Beijing hot pot is also called mutton..."

Sheldon had a constipated expression on his face, probably upset at being interrupted, "Well, even if you know this, you haven't tasted it yourself..."

"Actually, I have eaten in China several times, and I prefer Beijing hot pot."

Sheldon looked really tangled, his hands were shaking and shaking.

Although I really wanted to help him, I had no choice but what Ivli said was right, so I picked up another chopstick of potatoes and put them in his bowl, "Eat quickly, the potatoes need noodles."

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After dinner, a few homeboys nestled on the sofa and read comics; Penny and Bernadette ran to my bed to take a beauty nap, and waved and said to come together after I finished brushing...

Wearing an apron, I was working hard to wash the pot... Alas, the poor banker couldn't afford a dishwasher, so I had to do it manually without complaint.

"Let me help you." Blake's voice sounded behind me, I turned my head, and he rolled up his sleeves, ready to put on his gloves to wash the dishes.

I quickly waved my hands, "No, why don't you go and read comics with them? Uh... Otherwise, you can watch TV for a while."

There was a "plop" from the sofa, and I saw Sheldon stand up unnaturally, strode to the kitchen, and coughed, "I...I'll help you brush."

I stared at Sheldon in surprise, and the three on the other side of the sofa also looked up.Sheldon took the gloves from me who was still in a state of thinking, took off my apron and put it on him, snorted at Blake, and began to brush the pan with iron shavings in a strange posture...

...Careful Sheldon, could it be that he was angry at Ivory for interrupting his time to show off?

I watched Sheldon clumsily clean up the pot like a good show, and the rotten factor in my head accidentally came out to make trouble again. Will Sheldon and Evelyn spark off?Talented and handsome, pleasing to the eye.It just seems a little ashamed of the audience.

Ifli patted my shoulder and looked at me helplessly.I think it was probably discovered by him, so I quickly smiled, showing that I was very serious.

"Look, since someone helped brush it, let's go to rest." I said, ready to test Sheldon's reaction.

He straightened up all of a sudden, and said angrily, "Hey!"

I laughed "puchi", "I'll do it."

Then I turned to Evelyn and said, "Okay, go get some rest." Then I turned the tap on and said to Sheldon, "You read the comics too."

Evelyn Blake said, "Okay, okay, I'm going to rest."

Sheldon snorted again, took off his apron, and said to me righteously when Ivli left: "I don't like this guy, he's so ostentatious!"

I squinted, "Sheldon, you can't hate him just because he stole your limelight."

Shelton turned his head away and said nothing, very awkward.

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At three o'clock in the afternoon, the guests dispersed.Sheldon was yawning and was about to go downstairs with his juice in his hand. When he walked to the door, Evelyn smiled and said to me, "Cado, do you have time tonight? Let's go to the movies together..."

Sheldon turned his head immediately, "No! She's coming to 4A to play cards tonight! Isn't that right, Cardo?"

...Where did this come from?

I sternly said, "I'm working tonight, I'm sorry comrades."

Howard and Raj were entangled again, I pushed them out the door expressionlessly, goodbye.

When I got home, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.I'm tired, I want to have a good sleep.

Sudden……

"Boom, boom, boom!" "Kado?"

"Boom, boom, boom!" "Kado."

"Boom, boom, boom!" "Kado!"

... What are you doing again!

I opened the door, and Sheldon said with a dissatisfied face, "Cado."

I was taken aback by his serious tone, and asked seriously, "What are you doing?"

Sheldon stared and said seriously: "You are my good friend!"

"...Hmm." I couldn't help but bend the corner of my mouth, did I come up just to say this?Silly boy……

"—so you can't talk to Blake!" said Shelton very seriously, and repeated, "You're my friend, you said it."

=..=What?

I tried my best to teach him, for fear that his ideas would be distorted by me, "Sheldon, you can't stop me from having other friends just because of this...I can't have only you as a good friend, right?" bad boy……

Shelton looked up and thought for a while, and he didn't speak for a long time, and finally said very reluctantly: "Um~ Leonard or Penny can be your friend, that's fine, but it can't be Evelyn Blake!"

I was a little confused, why is he like this... At this time, I can't compromise, "Sheldon, you can't decide whether I can make friends because of your own preferences."

Because it's not fair.

Sheldon froze for a moment, and looked at me with his mouth flattened.I looked at him resolutely, "Maybe you will like Evelyn Blake after a while. I like him very much, he is a good guy. You just don't have a good impression of him now... "

"Noway! I wouldn't make friends with him, he's so immodest," Sheldon said angrily.

I involuntarily took a step back, the corners of my mouth twitched, immodest?This word is better used on Sheldon ==

I dragged him into the room, comforted him to sit on the exclusive seat, and taught: "Think about it, when we first met, didn't we fight as soon as we met? How unfriendly at that time, but now we We became good friends too.”

Shelton looked up in panic, "Oh! This is indeed the most surprising!! I didn't even realize...God, is my friendship level getting lower and lower?"

My eyebrows also started to twitch, "Stop! In short, you... well, you must know that you can't force friends."

Sheldon bowed his head and pondered for a while, then nodded unwillingly.

"Well, although I don't want to admit it, I can't refute your words. After all, mediocre people sometimes say amazing things...hey! What are you trying to do!! Hey!!"

... Self-inflicted, can't live!

The author has something to say: Calvin cried silently~ Oh, please don't get stuck! !

(whispers) Actually, I really want to write about meat... But I am afraid of being caught by the police and put in the police station...

Ah, so tangled!