[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Christmas is coming soon!

There is a Christmas tree at the entrance of the convenience store downstairs, and beautiful snowflake decorations are hung on the window. I have met Santa Claus several times when I went out, wishing people "MerryChrismas" and sending me a pack of small candles or golden stars.Whenever at this time, my silly smile is often seen by Shelton who drags me out to buy groceries, and then complains about me as "childish and boring" with a look of disgust.

but me?I'm sorry, my brain is congested after being injured both physically and mentally. The following scenes are mosaic because they are too violent. Let's imagine for yourself.

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One leisurely afternoon, I decided to invite Penny to go shopping for Christmas gifts with me.Huang Yumo and Dou Xiaoyi are both in Los Angeles, and we usually only see each other on weekends.

Knock on the door, but Petunia doesn't answer; knock again, still no one.

It seems that you are not at home.I resigned myself and decided to buy it myself.

"Oh, Cardo!!" The voice suddenly appeared behind me made me shiver subconsciously, Sheldon came out from 4A, and said enthusiastically, "I'm going to find you, the new train model of Million City is on the market , I need a partner to go shopping with me."

I turned around, faced the spring outing version of Sheldon, and asked, "Where's Leonard?"

"Go shopping with Penny." Blinking.

I agreed very readily: "Okay! But how about you going to buy Christmas presents with me?"

...Is it my illusion?Sheldon doesn't seem to like Christmas very much, and always lashes out at Santa Claus.I put it down to his childhood shadow.

Sheldon looked at me tangled up, and I blinked frankly.

"Okay...if you do it in two hours..."

"Okay, let's go!"

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three hours later.

Inside a mall in Long Beach.

I pulled on Sheldon's sleeve and struggled through the crowd.Really... crowded!I'm okay, after all, I've been through the Spring Festival, but Sheldon seems to be running out of oxygen.

"Sheldon, as a person who is more than 20 centimeters taller than me, you put me under a lot of pressure." I leaned closer to him and said weakly.Conscience of heaven and earth, I am the one who is about to be crushed.I hit my head on the chest of a muscular man just now, and it still hurts...

Shelton raised his neck and said in pain: "No... okay... I'm going to pass out... Let's get out, I don't want to be in the mall..."

I saw him as if he was going to faint, so I quickly walked out with his arms.

After finally walking out of the shopping mall and dragging him into the cafe, Shelton clutched his chest and panted heavily, looking like he was about to collapse.I'm also dying of exhaustion. The Christmas shopping season should not be underestimated. It's a fight with Spring Festival travel.I took a few breaths with my head supported, and helplessly patted Sheldon's arm to comfort him—his resentful eyes almost materialized.

"Come on, let me show you the results~" I coaxed him.Sheldon turned his head away, ignoring me.

"Uh, do you want to eat?" I handed Sheldon the matcha cake I just bought.

Sheldon glared at me with resentment on his face, "The 'two hours' I said was a bland and relaxing two hours, not the kind that would soon be squeezed into hamburger patties!" He said sadly, " Hateful shopping season! Terrible social etiquette!!"

I tried to reinvigorate him by changing the subject, "So, what gift would you like?"

"I don't want anything! I want Christmas to pass!"

"Sheldon Cooper, if you do this again, I'll leave you here! I'm serious!" I tore off the mask to reveal my real face (==), and threatened with clenched fists.

"...OK, OK, why are you so fierce?" Shelton pursed his lips, and began to eat the cake in a cowardly but cute manner.

"……"I do not know what to say.Are you afraid of the soft bullying the hard?

...this brat.

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After I finished eating the last scoop of cake, I looked up and saw Evelyn Blake walking into the cafe with a tall woman. She was all white and tall, she was like a goddess!

Is it his ex-girlfriend?However, I forgot the name ==

I waved and Mr. Blake noticed me and walked towards me smiling.Sheldon also noticed him, but he didn't respond at all. He ate the cake wholeheartedly and tirelessly imparted knowledge: "The cake materials in the time of Rasimes II were very simple, only fruit, honey and flour, coriander seeds and coconut. Dates are also used for seasoning, the specific method..."

"Hi, Cardo, Mr. Cooper." Evelyn had already walked to our table and greeted with a smile.

"Hello, Evely," I said, "…Sheldon?"

Sheldon, who completely ignored Evelyn, raised his head, "Oh, hey, Evelyn Blake." Then he continued to eat the cake with his head down. I guess he was slandering "boring social etiquette" again in his heart.

The goddess standing aside reached out and shook my hand, "Britney Abbott."

I introduced myself, glanced at Yifuli with a smile, and said clearly: Congratulations on getting back together.

Ifli spread his hands helplessly and shook his head.

The two left, and I suddenly asked Sheldon excitedly: "Hey, Sheldon, do you like beautiful, kind and gentle women, or smart and domineering women who share the same language as you?"

Sheldon replied bluntly: "I haven't thought about it. I have no doubt that if you put the energy of asking this kind of thing into painting, you would be a Picasso-level figure by now!"

I looked at Sheldon with my nostrils, hum, you are about to meet your CP, and I am still single.

I carried the big and small bags, waved my hand, and headed home.

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The next day I was going to treat my neighbors and Blake to a hot pot, so I went to the Chinese supermarket at night and bought meat and vegetables.

But I got out and told Raj about my itinerary to the innocent-looking Raj (god, even if I knew his real face, I couldn't resist those innocent little eyes).As a result, as soon as I got home, Sheldon rushed over quickly, saying that he wanted to monitor my health status, and brought disposable gloves and a white coat.

... As expected, you can't trust the seemingly pure Raj, what a painful lesson! !

Now I can bear Sheldon!If it had been ten days ago, I would have stayed behind closed doors...

"Just take a look, Sheldon, do I need to show you my sanitation permit?" I asked him with mock seriousness.

"If you have it, of course I'd like to take a look." Shelton said while carefully checking the vegetables I bought, "Which Chinese supermarket did you buy it from? Is their meat absolutely hygienic?"

"I often eat, Sheldon, you can go and play at ease, okay?" I blushed and wanted to plug in my headphones again.Is he really here to check the sanitation, not to disturb my work...

Sheldon shook his head firmly.

I "hummed", firmly plugged the earphones, and listened to the song!

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Sheldon inspected the meat and vegetables I bought very rigorously. During the period, the rant was blocked by my headphones, and I had a fairly good night.

I saw him take off the disposable gloves and white coat, then took off the earphones, stared at him expectantly and said, "I'm going home."Unexpectedly, he looked at my bookshelf uncomfortably for a while, put on his white coat again, and said seriously: "I need to tidy up the bookshelf for you. You didn't follow my advice at all, did you?"

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I can't be as knowledgeable as he is, he's helping me organize my bookshelves... But I really want to hit him! !

I walked over with a sneer, Sheldon took a step back and pressed against the bookshelf, "You..."

I slammed a hand on the bookshelf, and Sheldon glared at me nervously, and I laughed, "Haha! I'll tidy up with you!!"

Shelton looked at me tangled, and I patted him like a woman, "Come on, let's tidy up together!!"

Shelton turned his head back and forth strangely, his eyes were full of surprise, and he said dully, "...Oh!"

oh what...

Shelton quickly planned a specific plan. He asked me to classify all 16-carat books and 32-carat books separately, and on this basis, classify the books of the same color system, and then he himself held a cup from Chinese Longjing tea (I bought it or not), I watched the drama leisurely, and from time to time I criticized and adjusted my method, which is called "putting order out of chaos"...

I really want to beat him! !

I pulled him over, grinning, "The word 'together' means to plunge into the ocean of dust together!"

"Ahem... get a rag! Quick, my God! Why is there so much dust!!"

"Hey, you're still talking about me! Who overturned the box on the bookshelf!"

"I...you just pushed me!"

"Brother, I patted you lightly and you fell down on the bookshelf for no reason. Is it really okay to be so weak?"

Sheldon fell silent, and unnaturally raised his hand to wipe the top of the bookshelf with a rag. I looked at this guy enviously. Being tall is good.

"Well, I can't ask too much of your ability." I said in a helpless tone—the kind Sheldon often uses—"You just sit there and drink tea."

Sheldon's eyes immediately widened, "No! I don't believe that I'm not as good as a person whose IQ is half of mine!!"

...Be cautious in your words and deeds, hasn't your mother taught you this sentence, thank you?

I squint my eyes.

"Ow!!!!"

For a full 10 minutes, my apartment was full of chickens and dogs, and Sheldon was grabbed and scratched by me, laughing until tears came out...

But just when I pushed him into a corner and thought to forget it, Sheldon suddenly stretched out his claws and scratched my creaking nest! !I shuddered and laughed uncontrollably.

"Hey!! You have to be careful!!"

I was so vicious, I made a fuss with him, and scratched the places he couldn't defend. Sheldon yelled "Aww", twisted his body and didn't forget to fight back... We quarreled from the east end of the room to the west end In the end, I was so tired that I lay down on the sofa panting.

Sheldon's eyes are full of water vapor, blinking and blinking, very cute.

I smiled and patted him on the shoulder.Sheldon blinked again, then dragged my hand off in a daze, and held it in his.

I said word by word: "You are my good friend."

Sheldon smiled like a cute little angel, and he said word for word: "You are my good friend."

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"Cado?"

"Ok?"

"You have to be careful, your actions to me tonight can constitute a one-strike, three-strikes will be out~"

"……roll!!!"

The author has something to say: Hahaha, the relationship between the two is getting better, right~

The speed of me in the card text is very slow... vomiting blood, I don't know when I will stop getting stuck! !cry dizzy