[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy

Sheldon walked into my house with a slightly confused expression, paused, and then looked around with disdain.

I:"……"

"Look at your bookshelf, it's just a simple classification, and it doesn't take care of the matching of color and size. I can't imagine how you look at your bookshelf every day without changing your face." Sheldon clasped his arms , "Oh! I don't want to read any more..."

Immediately he tossed his head away, walked away quickly, and cast a sharp glance at my desk.There are paintings and notebooks that I just took out on the top, which looks a bit messy.

"Your table! Why don't you tidy it up?..." Shelton said while quickly sorting the things on my table, quickly and clearly.I thought to myself that Sheldon is really a good housekeeper, and I can work as a part-time job in the future to earn extra money.

"OK, thank you, Sheldon! Just find a place to sit down—no, if you can't find it, you can stand up, anyway, Howard will be there in a few minutes anyway." I pulled him away and pushed him onto the sofa on, but he jumped up immediately and muttered "Oh! There's a draft in here!!"

Sheldon's sensing ability is really super, "Well, the layout of your house is not reasonable, and it is difficult for me to find a comfortable position."

I turned my head and glanced at him contemptuously. There were so many things... but it felt a little cute.

I left a sentence, "Okay, take your time, I'm going to work."

I turned around and showed a smug smile——I took out my mp3 and started listening to music, and the volume was turned up a few stops.

Well, this song 500miles is good... The end of the world is also very good... There are also a few songs by Faye Wong, I will never tire of listening to them.

Turning to look at Sheldon, he's testing the seats here and there, his mouth opening and closing, but it's completely hidden by the music.Sure enough I was right.I shrugged helplessly, Sheldon, as long as you are happy.

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The time passed by one minute and one second, and twenty and ten minutes have passed!I think it would be weird if Howard wasn't here again?What the hell is he doing?

I took off the earphones, turned around and saw Sheldon sitting on a triangular stool next to the coffee table, stretching his neck and relaxing, "...Oh, this place is just right, from now on this will be 'Sheldon's exclusive place' , okay, Cardo?"

It was lovely that he spoke in such a questioning tone.My standards are really getting lower these days, and I'd be happy if Sheldon was a little friendlier.

I couldn't help wanting to agree, like I wanted to...give his wish he?Now I long to be friends with him.

"You can sit here whenever you want, but this place can't be yours, Sheldon," I said.

Shelton shrugged and sighed, then opened his mouth again, "With all due respect..."

"This chair is too tight, Sheldon, go and move the little sofa over there." I then said triumphantly, "However, the final decision is in my hands."

Sheldon opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again... In the end he said nothing...

Hmph, as friends, you can't just give in blindly.I pat him on the shoulder encouragingly, lovely Sheldon.

Closer to home.

I ignored Sheldon's expression of wanting to preach, and asked him: "Caltech is not far from here, how come Howard hasn't arrived yet?"

His attention was shifted immediately, showing a helpless and contemptuous expression, "Well, uncertain events will always happen to these mediocre people, and these things are things that even I can't predict."

I ignored his narcissism and called Howard on my cell phone.Let nothing happen.

The call was connected quickly, "Hello, Cardo, good morning!! Another amazing discovery!!!"

This sound is so loud that it is against the sky! "Stop!! Leaving that aside, where are you?! Sheldon is still waiting for you to pick him up!"

I couldn't cover his exclamation, it seemed that there was Raj's excited cry!

...What the hell is going on?how are they together...

Howard said loudly: "Amy Farrah Fowler! The one who is going on a blind date with Sheldon on January [-] next year! We met her!!"

The corner of my mouth trembled. Amy is finally going to play. In fact, after watching for a long time, I really like her.

Sheldon's hearing is excellent, what kind of person is described in the original play... I forgot the specifics == but it is really amazing!Because he immediately said: "Oh, AmyFarrahFowler! I'm three years late to my blind date!"

"I think she's a good match for Sheldon, really, you'll know..." Howard snickered, "I can't wait for the moment when they meet!"

I also kind of look forward to it.

"Come on, Howard! Sheldon is waiting for you to pick him up for work!" The two on the other end of the phone were whispering excitedly again, and I couldn't bear it anymore. Is it really good to be happy like this? Your life is so happy.

Howard muttered "Thank you", and then said, "Got it, we'll be there soon, let Sheldon go downstairs, and I'll talk to you in detail tonight...Raj, Okay, if you can, I I will not block this task on myself. Can you?"

I said, "Bye!! ==||" and hung up the phone.

"Go down and wait for Howard, Sheldon, he'll be here soon." I said to Sheldon.

"Um, what an unbelievable speed." Shelton flattened his lips, with an expression of "I can't help Howard".He stood up, looked at the seat lovingly (== I really don’t want to admit it), and said to me: "Kado, I sincerely recommend that you-given that you are a home-worker-do a home office every three days Clean up and sort your things all the time, otherwise your home will be a mess."

I watched him leave, and I was still a little bit reluctant... This guy will have a CP in the future.

Sheldon walked to the door, turned his head suddenly and said, "Um, have you watched the latest "The Walking Dead", Cardo?"

He gave a very stiff smile, like a robot, what a contrived smile ==

I froze for a moment before saying, "No, what's the matter?"

"I haven't watched the latest three episodes yet, do you want to watch them together at night?" Shelton opened his eyes wide and looked at me purely.

I am suddenly happy! "Of course, Sheldon, see you tonight!"

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I hugged the pillow and laughed involuntarily.

Are we almost friends?

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It was getting dark, I stood up from the table and moved my body, and the rice boiled in the pot was almost done.

After dinner, I went downstairs to 4A.

4A is so lively, I knocked on the door, and Leonard's voice came out: "Coming!"

"Hey, Cardo!"

"Hi!"

"Heyguys. Uh, what episode is this?" I went in and saw that The Walking Dead had just begun.

"Episode [-]! You came to watch without doing your homework? Oh, I can't ask for much..." Sheldon gave me a stern look, and I made a face and stuck out my tongue.He looked at me in disbelief, and I finally couldn't help laughing.

"Honey, sit here." Penny pulled me to sit next to her, with Sheldon sitting next to me.

At this time, Moore was chasing and killing the knife girl Michonne on TV. The knife girl is really my true love. She has a high force value and is very sharp.Penny hands over a bag of potato chips.

I took it and started to eat, and passed it to my left, "Will you have some, Sheldon?"

"No, I don't," Sheldon said after a pause.He seemed to want to say something, probably preaching, but held back.

I shrugged my shoulders and said I didn't care, and I was immediately intoxicated by the moving plot.

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When Rick received a non-existent phone call because of his wife Lori's death and insanity, Sheldon complained: "Ohdeargod, is this true? It's different from what I envisioned. Now this show has been reduced to cloaking' Is it a sci-fi novel about real life at the end of the day?"

I glanced at him and said nothing.

Maggie, who didn't want her lover Glenn to be hurt, was willing to be humiliated. Sheldon continued to complain: "The relationship between them came really quickly and elusively, and Glenn's size seems a bit too small..."

I raised my eyebrows at this cute CP couple, but I still didn't speak.God, let's watch the drama quietly, okay?

The governor was experimenting on whether the terminally ill old man was conscious after turning into a walking corpse. As a result, when the employee was almost bitten, Shelton kept chattering, "Oh, where is their IQ? I can understand that the governor is eager to love his daughter, but he obviously didn't watch it. I've seen other zombie movies..."

Penny, Howard, Raj, Bernadette, Leonard, and I said in unison, "Shut up, Sheldon!"

Sheldon looked around in confusion and innocently, probably because he had received our angry gaze, so he silently shut up and muttered: "It's really □□..."

I don't want to talk to him! !

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During the intermission, Howard said to me mysteriously: "Remember that blind date girl? Believe me, she and Sheldon are a perfect match! This is my Christmas present this year!" He blinked excitedly at me, That expression is beyond words...

I looked back at Sheldon, who was still chattering, and felt an inexplicable melancholy in my heart.

Well, Xiao Xie is getting married...

I was kind of looking forward to it.Indeed.

But why do I feel a little sad when I look at this cute praying mantis...

I tilted my head in confusion, and stuffed the potato chips into my mouth, it's okay, anyway, he has Amy and we are still friends, so what are we afraid of.

The author has something to say: a little bit of Calvin! !In the future, the updates will be at night, and it may be relatively late. You can watch it the next day.

Amy's late appearance is my cheat for this article. In fact, I think this cheat is not very good...but I can't think of a better way...

After this article is finished, I want to write a colleague of "Criminal Minds". Is there anyone who wants to read it?