[The Big Bang Theory] Cohabitation strategy
Chapter 33
What a day!I opened the curtains, and the oncoming sunlight made me feel warm and harmonious.The weather in Pasadena is just fine.
There is a constant flow of vehicles on the wide road, and the tall buildings are bathed in the golden morning light. I can see people of all skin colors walking on the street, all in a hurry.
A new day begins.
----------
In the morning, I ate something simple, fried eggs and small rice or something.My task today is to sort out the previous drawings, then write a summary, and then retouch the outline of BacktoT-land.
It's full of energy o('ω')o
But there are always so many unexpected events in my life that I can't imagine. I have already taken the manuscript out of the bookcase. At this moment, there is a strange knock on the door.
Boom boom boom! "Cado?"
Boom boom boom! "Cado!"
Boom boom boom! "Cado."
==
Sheldon's recognizable voice came from the door.My heart stopped for a moment, and I knew something ominous would happen...
But today is Wednesday, at least I can be sure that this praying mantis is not dragging me to send him to buy food.The advantage of being a cartoonist is having free time and a relaxed mood.
I opened the door and looked at him with a strange mood. Sheldon was carrying a small bag today, with his hand on the strap.I wonder what he's going to do, "Morning, Sheldon! You're supposed to go to work today, right?"
"Morning, Cardo. Yes, that's why I came to you. Leanord has a fever today - I guess it's because he ate too much food yesterday. You know, he is so weak that any wind and rain can Let him down. I dare not stay in the same small space as him." Sheldon looked at me innocently, like a schoolboy going to school.
Fuck... Fuck, I thought Sheldon was worried about Leonard.I wipe off my sweat, secretly feeling sorry for Leonard.Having such a roommate...
Then again, I don't hate Sheldon, so I'm willing to do something for him.I can still send him to work.
Anyway, for a while.
Thinking of this, I waved my hand boldly and said with great momentum: "Go, I'll see you off!"
Shelton seemed startled, took a step back, and asked uneasily, "I want you to tell me that you're serious, right? You're not going to crash into other cars on purpose, are you?"
I threw the eye knife and grinned viciously, this is the expression I want to make most at the moment.
He even thought I was against him!
It pissed me off a bit, but given our history of fighting, it didn't seem wrong.
At least he is willing to let me help, which means that he doesn't hate me.
I can't argue with people with low EQ, yes yes yes.
I smiled again, "Let's go then. However, I have to tell you in advance that I only have a Chinese driver's license."
Sheldon's face froze all of a sudden, and he asked in surprise: "You didn't? GOD!! What a stupid mistake I made, I overestimated your ability!!"
"It's really 'stupid', doctor." I snorted while leaning on the door frame, he really did not forget to despise me!I'm not going to let him talk like it's a big mistake that I don't have a US driver's license! "Then you can find someone with a driver's license to take you, or, you can take the bus." He doesn't know how to take the bus, I said that on purpose.
"NO!! Of course not!!! I'd rather stay with Leonard than go to that risky public vehicle full of germs!!!" Shelton's voice rose suddenly, and the knuckles of his hand clutching the bag belt twitched. Bai, seemed to be quite frightened.
I'm speechless.What else can I do?I asked, "Are you looking for Penny to give you a ride?"
Sheldon looked mournfully, "She has already gone to work! Merlin, God, Jesus... My life has lost hope, I will never take the bus!"
What a pity.I looked at him with pity, "What about the taxi?"
Sheldon is still shaking his head!
"It's also a place where countless people of all kinds gather that I don't know—it's just that I can't see it all at once, but the essence is the same as the bus."
I was defeated by him!Looking at that pure face, I wanted to pinch his face and worship him.If one day I become as clean as he is, my life will be unimaginable! !
... However, Sheldon is also "a person who has enough fun in the past".Others don't understand his happiness.
"Well, then use your brilliant brain to come up with a good idea." I seriously prepared to watch a good show.Forgive me, it's a joy to see Sheldon in trouble! !
Sheldon raised his head slightly, staring at the ceiling in thought.I picked up my work summary, it seems that he will take a while, I will work first.
I just read the first line of "2004.3.11" when Sheldon exclaimed, "Oh my god, I'm a genius!! I figured I could get Howard to drive to pick me up!!"
I staggered when I heard this, and mourned for Howard...
Forget it, let him be.Poor Howard.
Sheldon is really a cross between an angel - this sentence can be ignored - and a devil, and the most terrible thing is that he doesn't know that sometimes he doesn't do it right.
Hopeless.
I said, "Okay, now that you've figured out what to do, I'll head back first. Goodbye." And I took a step back and was about to close the door.
"If you observe social etiquette, you should invite me into your home for a sit-down. And I, for the sake of your sincere invitation, will reluctantly say yes." Sheldon looked as if it was a handout , I'm so angry! !How does this person get along with others! !Only ghosts can bear him! ! !
I looked up at him (if I grow again, I must be taller than him), gave a loud "hum" very childishly, and then slammed the door viciously! !
"Hey!!!"
Sheldon's surprised little eyes are deeply engraved in my heart, so cute! !
I was laughing wildly in the house!
Shelton yelled outside the house: "Damn!! You are so rude!!! Where is your EQ!!!"
I was so amused by his words that I covered my stomach and continued to laugh wildly. He even despised my EQ... "Sheldon, it's wrong to say dirty words!"
Through the cat's eyes, I saw that Sheldon was shaking with anger, and he pursed his mouth extremely angrily.
But don't make it too funny, he should cry!I opened the door and looked at him with a smug smile.
"You... you! Why are you being so rude?! I can't imagine that you can survive safely without being assassinated by your enemies!!" Sheldon took a step back, speaking like vitriol.
Hey! !Should I say this?I half-smile, "Oh, come on, Sheldon, I know I'm not as good as you in EQ..."
But I shouldn't have overestimated Sheldon's ability to understand sarcasm. He just nodded, "That's right!"
...I don't want to comment!
I covered my chest and rolled my eyes, suddenly feeling very dizzy.
"...Goodbye, Dr. Cooper! Goodbye!" I said with a smile, seriously, "Have a nice day!"
This time he was dumbfounded, and he rolled his eyes uneasily, looking frightened.
"Um, should I say 'thank you' at this time?" He asked suspiciously, "But, umm, it seems a bit strange."
so smart.I opened the door, "Come in and sit down, Sheldon."
Shelton tilted his head to think for a while, and obediently entered the door.
It's kinda cute.For the first time, I felt Sheldon's cute and cute look.When I watched the drama before, I felt that he became unfriendly step by step. He was so cute in the first season, and people couldn't help liking him.
But what has become now!The properties of a sulfuric acid sprayer...
The author has something to say: Hahahahaha~~ I'm back (((o(*?▽?*)o)))! !
There is a constant flow of vehicles on the wide road, and the tall buildings are bathed in the golden morning light. I can see people of all skin colors walking on the street, all in a hurry.
A new day begins.
----------
In the morning, I ate something simple, fried eggs and small rice or something.My task today is to sort out the previous drawings, then write a summary, and then retouch the outline of BacktoT-land.
It's full of energy o('ω')o
But there are always so many unexpected events in my life that I can't imagine. I have already taken the manuscript out of the bookcase. At this moment, there is a strange knock on the door.
Boom boom boom! "Cado?"
Boom boom boom! "Cado!"
Boom boom boom! "Cado."
==
Sheldon's recognizable voice came from the door.My heart stopped for a moment, and I knew something ominous would happen...
But today is Wednesday, at least I can be sure that this praying mantis is not dragging me to send him to buy food.The advantage of being a cartoonist is having free time and a relaxed mood.
I opened the door and looked at him with a strange mood. Sheldon was carrying a small bag today, with his hand on the strap.I wonder what he's going to do, "Morning, Sheldon! You're supposed to go to work today, right?"
"Morning, Cardo. Yes, that's why I came to you. Leanord has a fever today - I guess it's because he ate too much food yesterday. You know, he is so weak that any wind and rain can Let him down. I dare not stay in the same small space as him." Sheldon looked at me innocently, like a schoolboy going to school.
Fuck... Fuck, I thought Sheldon was worried about Leonard.I wipe off my sweat, secretly feeling sorry for Leonard.Having such a roommate...
Then again, I don't hate Sheldon, so I'm willing to do something for him.I can still send him to work.
Anyway, for a while.
Thinking of this, I waved my hand boldly and said with great momentum: "Go, I'll see you off!"
Shelton seemed startled, took a step back, and asked uneasily, "I want you to tell me that you're serious, right? You're not going to crash into other cars on purpose, are you?"
I threw the eye knife and grinned viciously, this is the expression I want to make most at the moment.
He even thought I was against him!
It pissed me off a bit, but given our history of fighting, it didn't seem wrong.
At least he is willing to let me help, which means that he doesn't hate me.
I can't argue with people with low EQ, yes yes yes.
I smiled again, "Let's go then. However, I have to tell you in advance that I only have a Chinese driver's license."
Sheldon's face froze all of a sudden, and he asked in surprise: "You didn't? GOD!! What a stupid mistake I made, I overestimated your ability!!"
"It's really 'stupid', doctor." I snorted while leaning on the door frame, he really did not forget to despise me!I'm not going to let him talk like it's a big mistake that I don't have a US driver's license! "Then you can find someone with a driver's license to take you, or, you can take the bus." He doesn't know how to take the bus, I said that on purpose.
"NO!! Of course not!!! I'd rather stay with Leonard than go to that risky public vehicle full of germs!!!" Shelton's voice rose suddenly, and the knuckles of his hand clutching the bag belt twitched. Bai, seemed to be quite frightened.
I'm speechless.What else can I do?I asked, "Are you looking for Penny to give you a ride?"
Sheldon looked mournfully, "She has already gone to work! Merlin, God, Jesus... My life has lost hope, I will never take the bus!"
What a pity.I looked at him with pity, "What about the taxi?"
Sheldon is still shaking his head!
"It's also a place where countless people of all kinds gather that I don't know—it's just that I can't see it all at once, but the essence is the same as the bus."
I was defeated by him!Looking at that pure face, I wanted to pinch his face and worship him.If one day I become as clean as he is, my life will be unimaginable! !
... However, Sheldon is also "a person who has enough fun in the past".Others don't understand his happiness.
"Well, then use your brilliant brain to come up with a good idea." I seriously prepared to watch a good show.Forgive me, it's a joy to see Sheldon in trouble! !
Sheldon raised his head slightly, staring at the ceiling in thought.I picked up my work summary, it seems that he will take a while, I will work first.
I just read the first line of "2004.3.11" when Sheldon exclaimed, "Oh my god, I'm a genius!! I figured I could get Howard to drive to pick me up!!"
I staggered when I heard this, and mourned for Howard...
Forget it, let him be.Poor Howard.
Sheldon is really a cross between an angel - this sentence can be ignored - and a devil, and the most terrible thing is that he doesn't know that sometimes he doesn't do it right.
Hopeless.
I said, "Okay, now that you've figured out what to do, I'll head back first. Goodbye." And I took a step back and was about to close the door.
"If you observe social etiquette, you should invite me into your home for a sit-down. And I, for the sake of your sincere invitation, will reluctantly say yes." Sheldon looked as if it was a handout , I'm so angry! !How does this person get along with others! !Only ghosts can bear him! ! !
I looked up at him (if I grow again, I must be taller than him), gave a loud "hum" very childishly, and then slammed the door viciously! !
"Hey!!!"
Sheldon's surprised little eyes are deeply engraved in my heart, so cute! !
I was laughing wildly in the house!
Shelton yelled outside the house: "Damn!! You are so rude!!! Where is your EQ!!!"
I was so amused by his words that I covered my stomach and continued to laugh wildly. He even despised my EQ... "Sheldon, it's wrong to say dirty words!"
Through the cat's eyes, I saw that Sheldon was shaking with anger, and he pursed his mouth extremely angrily.
But don't make it too funny, he should cry!I opened the door and looked at him with a smug smile.
"You... you! Why are you being so rude?! I can't imagine that you can survive safely without being assassinated by your enemies!!" Sheldon took a step back, speaking like vitriol.
Hey! !Should I say this?I half-smile, "Oh, come on, Sheldon, I know I'm not as good as you in EQ..."
But I shouldn't have overestimated Sheldon's ability to understand sarcasm. He just nodded, "That's right!"
...I don't want to comment!
I covered my chest and rolled my eyes, suddenly feeling very dizzy.
"...Goodbye, Dr. Cooper! Goodbye!" I said with a smile, seriously, "Have a nice day!"
This time he was dumbfounded, and he rolled his eyes uneasily, looking frightened.
"Um, should I say 'thank you' at this time?" He asked suspiciously, "But, umm, it seems a bit strange."
so smart.I opened the door, "Come in and sit down, Sheldon."
Shelton tilted his head to think for a while, and obediently entered the door.
It's kinda cute.For the first time, I felt Sheldon's cute and cute look.When I watched the drama before, I felt that he became unfriendly step by step. He was so cute in the first season, and people couldn't help liking him.
But what has become now!The properties of a sulfuric acid sprayer...
The author has something to say: Hahahahaha~~ I'm back (((o(*?▽?*)o)))! !
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